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[–]MyHeadsOnFire 934 points935 points ago

Well, she seems to be recalling the memory fondly

[–]OKChaps 210 points211 points ago

She's always recalling something on that show.

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 94 points95 points ago

I have no idea who these people are but oh my god that was hilarious.

[–]ZeMilkman 114 points115 points ago

I like how they are just like "fuck being professional, we are hilarious"

[–]la508 77 points78 points ago

This clip is the best for that. And remember "fanny" means vag in England, which makes it worse.

[–]Ksco 1 point2 points ago

So I'd imagine this song might go over differently in England.

[–]crombiecron 48 points49 points ago

This morning is great because they spend their lives doing this. its so much more natural than the rigid presenters you usually get. Oh and its holly willoughby and phillip schofield

[–]Gorrn 7 points8 points ago

Was it 'This Morning' where Peter Kay was on with the lipstick?

[–]crombiecron 10 points11 points ago

[–]genesis-12a 3 points4 points ago

i would do unspeakable things to holly willoughby.

[–]igneus 26 points27 points ago

I love how Phil Vickery just shakes his head as if to say "my co-presenters have the mental age of 12-year-olds".

[–]atomofconsumption 22 points23 points ago

i listened to it like 4 times and still cannot understand what she says.

[–]Angstweevil 61 points62 points ago

"I still have a mouthful of beef"

[–]crokeyy 38 points39 points ago

I saw once where she explained what they were giggling about. Apparently, once on "This Morning", they interviewed some woman whose piss flaps they could see up her skirt whilst sitting opposite her & they struggled to keep a straight face during the interview. Phillip made some comment to Holly off camera afterwards about "beef" something or other & then in this clip, when she mentions a mouthful of Beef, Holly gets the giggles & Phillip says "Oh no, not again!"

From below

[–]2legittoquit 5 points6 points ago

I literally cringed then gagged when I read piss flaps. Please, please, please, tell me this is some type of British slang for underwear.

[–]dave1233 6 points7 points ago

Of course. Not underwear tho but what lies beneath. Comes from the popular saying "yer piss flaps are showing love".

[–]oneart 1 point2 points ago

Its a morning show on British tv :) Thats Holly Willoughby and Philip Schofield! and some celebrity chef.

[–]Miserable_Bugger 30 points31 points ago

I saw once where she explained what they were giggling about. Apparently, once on "This Morning", they interviewed some woman whose piss flaps they could see up her skirt whilst sitting opposite her & they struggled to keep a straight face during the interview. Phillip made some comment to Holly off camera afterwards about "beef" something or other & then in this clip, when she mentions a mouthful of Beef, Holly gets the giggles & Phillip says "Oh no, not again!"

[–]m00omi 24 points25 points ago

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

Rediscovered this gem under the related videos. Gets me every time.

Edit: Oh my goodness, and the look on this guy's face. Trip down memory lane over here...

[–]2211mg 23 points24 points ago

[–]Bntyhntr 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, I think I've now watched that second one a good 15 times now and I've cracked up everytime. Off to go make it 20.

[–]andthatswhyyoudont 2 points3 points ago

The second video is the greatest thing ever.

[–]hungry_squirrel 3 points4 points ago

I love Holly :)

[–]MamasBoy 1 point2 points ago

They guy with the grey hair cracked me up.

[–]kimbabs 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, but my speakers are broken.

Could anyone transcribe the dialogue for me?

[–]webby_mc_webberson 427 points428 points ago

Fondle.

[–]GeneralWarts 313 points314 points ago

Mammory.

[–]dannyr 297 points298 points ago

Boobs

[–][deleted] 504 points505 points ago

Anal Gong Rape

[–]lolsrsly00 29 points30 points ago

I read "Anal Gong Rape" and now I am intrigued.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

That's exactly what it says though. I'm confused?

[–]lolsrsly00 8 points9 points ago

That is what it says, and that is what I read, and therefore, I am intrigued ;)

[–]grantbwilson 507 points508 points ago

Boy, that escalated quickly.

[–]JSlim 185 points186 points ago

I mean, that really got outta hand fast.

[–]Beetrain 162 points163 points ago

Yeah, it really exploded all over.

[–]acousticmtl 183 points184 points ago

Her face.

[–]LAST_COMMENT_AWFUL 176 points177 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 26 points27 points ago

Penis.

[–]mongotron 38 points39 points ago

Reddit: where 'anal gang rape' gets upvoted more than 'boobs'.

[–]jaketheripper66 11 points12 points ago

I believe it says Gong rape.

[–]pour7me7another 4 points5 points ago

where 'anal gang rape' gets upvoted more than 'boobs'.

It was actually 'anal gong rape'. I'm very curious to see how this works.

[–]sourcreamjunkie 52 points53 points ago

[–]Tzakoh 78 points79 points ago

16 seconds late.

[–]sourcreamjunkie 71 points72 points ago

[–]almosteeen58 29 points30 points ago

At least you posted the picture.

[–]mickalo 15 points16 points ago

Faster... Thats right keep going, now check your pulse. Ahhhwwh. Here is cab fare. Now going sleep mode.

[–]denim-chicken 10 points11 points ago

hell if she had to double fist it then i wouldn't doubt she had a great time

[–]themothpope 21 points22 points ago

I think you've got the wrong concept of fisting

[–]iamsofired 275 points276 points ago

Love me some Holly Willoughby.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 85 points86 points ago

I remember watching Saturday morning TV and seeing her boob pop out....

[–]pikk 27 points28 points ago

wat?

[–]littlegiant 74 points75 points ago

he says "one of your boobs just..."

and shes like "yeah"

[–]squigmig 41 points42 points ago

Looks like he went for a good eyeful before the opportunity disappeared..

[–]lukeisonfirex 24 points25 points ago

hey, wouldnt you!?

[–]squigmig 6 points7 points ago

Haha, I certainly wasn't passing judgement on him for it.

[–]Wibbles 44 points45 points ago

[–]highgih 12 points13 points ago

Damn, that slow-mo at the end... She definitely enjoys the innuendo. I'll bet every guy in that room was getting a punch in the shoulder from the wifey right about then

[–]Blacula 2 points3 points ago

Just... thank you for this.

[–]Diiiiirty 137 points138 points ago

[–]TheSilverFin 28 points29 points ago

ENHANCE!

[–]thezipplesszipper 15 points16 points ago

ZOOMIFY.

[–]Geroots 13 points14 points ago

ZOBOOMAFOOIFY

[–]IntentToContribute 3 points4 points ago

I'M HACKING THE BOOB DATA BASE RIGHT NOW.

sdjfhak;sjdfhpudfy-34-118945-9438yhiusdfhijasdfhaoiudfyq09378y39745yhuhfuhdfsiuahy347513487513498yhdushfiudhujfhdapusd0q3749yugsfdhasdhfasudfhiu...99% downloading...

[–][deleted] 142 points143 points ago

Aw yeah, these pixels are getting me hot and bothered!

Edit: Just found another kinky set of pixels, really NSFW

[–]HasFuckedYourMom 23 points24 points ago

The things I would do...

[–]iananthony 16 points17 points ago

...he's done to your mom.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]SmurfRockRune 9 points10 points ago

Obligatory: You're doing god's work.

[–]ysokmao 24 points25 points ago

A whole internet filled with porn and i still get entertained with shit like this

[–]WildVariety 11 points12 points ago

As someone who watched that show and never saw that.. my god.. that is glorious.. the suspense during the build up almost killed me, but it was worth it.

[–]honkish 5 points6 points ago

When I go to YouTube to watch the video there's a button that says "Show More". I clicked and clicked and clicked and clicked and clicked. Must be broken.

[–]cale69er 2 points3 points ago

How have i lived so long without seeing this..... fap fap

[–]CRAG7 4 points5 points ago

I hate that I'm at work right now. More importantly, I hate that my manager sits directly behind me.

[–]Contagious_Diarrhea 2 points3 points ago

Directly...

[–]CantankerousPete 34 points35 points ago

Here you go.

Let's see that... in super slow-mo!

Edit As some have already pointed out, skip to near the end to get to the tit sooner.

[–]skinnyguy34879 16 points17 points ago

skip to 1:15 if you dont want to waste a minute and 15 seconds of your life.

[–]N8CCRG 20 points21 points ago

Don't listen to him. A proper warm-up is important to reducing the risk of injury.

Edit: Accidentally a word

[–]SimianRex 2 points3 points ago

That one minute, twenty seven second video was one minute, twenty seconds too long.

[–]jamesf797 4 points5 points ago

I'm replying to this comment so I can find it later today when I am no longer at work... god speed you magnificent bastard

EDIT: just got home from work and finally got to see the video... it was everything I had hoped for, and more.

[–]Johng123 18 points19 points ago

And I am replying to you so you have a notification :)

[–]kneel_armstrong 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, they also dressed her up in a French maid's outfit every week, too. "But Dad, I want to watch Dick and Dom on BBC1..." "Shut up. We're watching this."

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 3 points4 points ago

They knew their audience was hungover dads and hungover students

[–]jamii992 2 points3 points ago

You cant say something like that and not link it. Its just not cool man.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 2 points3 points ago

Give me a few mins and I will find it

Edit: never mind someone has done it for me

[–]Jungl3 181 points182 points ago

Holly Willabooby*

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 67 points68 points ago

If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window!

[–]Healeyyyyy 50 points51 points ago

You mean

"If I don't see you through'week, I'll see you through'winda"

[–]markeh 21 points22 points ago

smash her back doors in? yup

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 3 points4 points ago

Yeah but whats the message? Whats the message??

[–]jungletek 3 points4 points ago

Kick her back door in, paint it white on the way out.

[–]DubiumGuy 1 point2 points ago

So called because she recommends you "don't squeeze them, lift them."

[–]tooshaytooshay 8 points9 points ago

I'd mot her out.

[–]VulpeHollow 1 point2 points ago

You mean Holly Willoughbooby?

[–]doritoboy 230 points231 points ago

[–]Seven_Sins_Envy 112 points113 points ago

The video is actually way funnier than the gif. They're all so uncomfortable. Nothing better than awkward morning television.

[–]AntiZombieDelta 68 points69 points ago

I actually think that joke was great. I'm sure the Dalai Lama would have enjoyed it if it weren't for the language barrier.

[–]Seven_Sins_Envy 23 points24 points ago

Yes but I question the wisdom of trying to use a pun with someone who has limited English. Also, the awkwardness and trying to explain the joke after make it such a delicious trainwreck

[–]WezVC 15 points16 points ago

Every clip I've seen from this show is awesome.

[–]Seven_Sins_Envy 44 points45 points ago

Then you'll love this

[–]duvakiin 8 points9 points ago

i'd wanna be standing there and whackin em' off from a distance

hilarious

[–]warmshower 2 points3 points ago

My god this is all gold is this a REAL program or what? I might have to move to Australia if their morning tv is this rich

[–]ZealotKarrde 1 point2 points ago

Excellent.

[–]CheesyPOOF5 17 points18 points ago

[–]Jess_than_three 8 points9 points ago

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

OMG hover

Ahaha.

[–]Not_Invited 3 points4 points ago

I dunno, sex jokes on This Morning haven't been awkward for a long time. Or I just didn't notice them when I was 10 and skiving off school with a "bad tummy".

[–]thebeat86 11 points12 points ago

How British, "Someone is being very rude." giggles away.

EDIT: Some to someone

[–]christraverse 4 points5 points ago

As opposed to the American version : "Someone is being rude" WE NEED TO SAVE OUR CHILDREN FROM THIS DEVIL BOX.

[–]spicy_jose 2 points3 points ago

Appears like a producer or someone is saying something into their earpieces. Something dirty.

[–]LessLikeYou 5 points6 points ago

Excellent.

[–]Evil_Bonsai 180 points181 points ago

Still MY favorite "I've done this before..."

http://youtu.be/Z3pEANxjaq0

[–]pieguyfry22 23 points24 points ago

It must be the coffee, but it's always the morning television shows that have all the best awkward funny moments.

[–]cabbageParadise 15 points16 points ago

Man, that's so awkard it's painful!

[–]eyecite 5 points6 points ago

Yes, WE WILL!

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[–]jooze 29 points30 points ago

Muscle memory

[–]stepstepstepx5 1 point2 points ago

I love how she tries to do it correctly right afterwards

[–]Ochsenfree 1 point2 points ago

Keep pressing 5.

..No...gobblegobble...No...gobblegobble...No...gobblegobble

[–]Seven_sins_Greed 332 points333 points ago

Oh boy! A good old fashioned!

[–]Vegeta_is_king_ 202 points203 points ago

Here is some cab fare. Now entering sleep mode

[–]jamesf797 102 points103 points ago

tell me more about the woman you don't like

[–]Vegeta_is_king_ 62 points63 points ago

How about a quick workout

[–]SlasherPunk 22 points23 points ago

Just one last time. Please.

[–]PhoneDojo 135 points136 points ago

[–]kapaya28 147 points148 points ago

Hence the birth of r/circlejerk.

[–]sps26 43 points44 points ago

The grandma on the left is recalling the good old days

[–]Purdy14 24 points25 points ago

She seems pretty fucking good at it too.

[–]canyoushowmearound 26 points27 points ago

she's got so much more control that that cute chick on the right, shows how much experience can be worth I guess.

[–]Broteezy 2 points3 points ago

Apparently the old man as well as the woman next to him!

[–]Shitty_FaceSwaps 35 points36 points ago

Wow, that's an oddly specific account.

[–]SirBuzzkillington23 5 points6 points ago

That girl on the right, she gets it.

[–]stacyhatesmacys 8 points9 points ago

they all get it, it's just the rest of them aren't hot.

[–]Patius 49 points50 points ago

Marriage is important. Keep your man happy. When things are going bad, there's nothing like an old-fashioned to ease his stress.

[–]TeamEdge 69 points70 points ago

Creme Fraiche!! Fuck yeah, are you gonna deglaze that pan?!?

[–]Tasgallxx 33 points34 points ago

Oh, I'm gonna deglaze it. You want to help me?

[–]funkbass796 29 points30 points ago

You see what he did there stan? He brined the ham so he could sear the shit out of it!

[–]dumbledorkus 92 points93 points ago

[–]Dr-Rex-Cannon 15 points16 points ago

Bang tidy!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Am I the only man who doesn't have a dick that's so big women need two hands to handle it?

[–]captivecadre 21 points22 points ago

you are the only one and now we are all laughing at you for it

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I'll take pride in it.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 94 points95 points ago

[–]pikk 202 points203 points ago

she... does not know what she's doing

[–]OPGreenback 104 points105 points ago

Ow! My penis!

[–]Healeyyyyy 57 points58 points ago

Worth it.

[–]Shibidybow 14 points15 points ago

I'm gonna do this thing with my hands

[–]b0w3n 19 points20 points ago

So dry.

[–]jungletek 40 points41 points ago

How much teeth do you want?

[–]masuabie 6 points7 points ago

No teeth?

[–]blaqcix 8 points9 points ago

She has the right mouth position in the beginning and certainly enough tenacity. She just needs someone to show her the right motion.

[–]fiction8 4 points5 points ago

I volunteer.

[–]trampus1 57 points58 points ago

[–]tttrouble 65 points66 points ago

http://imgur.com/l6TMm

It's like they say--if your eyes look to the right, you're recalling old memories.

First time in my life I've ever got to use that knowledge I learned from The Negotiator.

[–]skawesome 11 points12 points ago

My right or your right?

[–]Lunchables 3 points4 points ago

Yes.

[–]dodgyd55 8 points9 points ago

i actually do the reverse. is this normal?

[–]akimotoz 18 points19 points ago

I'm pretty sure it means you're left handed.

[–]thattreesguy 18 points19 points ago

is there any scientific validity to this? Im reading it and all i can think is it sounds like complete bullshit

[–]randomsnark 6 points7 points ago

is there any scientific validity to this?

Certified NLP Practitioner here. Nnnnope.

[–]ismiseshrek 16 points17 points ago

Holly Willoughbooby

[–]espositojoe 13 points14 points ago

Oh, holy shit...my ex-gf and I were teasing her 20-year-old daughter about using one of these, and she went and got it from her room and started demonstrating it for us, like we'd be convinced it was a real exercise! We couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes...

[–]Tobius__Funke 4 points5 points ago

man i love holly wolloughgbygbygbgybby

she seems like the heir to cat deely

[–]MasterNyx 13 points14 points ago

That slow guilty smile reminds me of the Grinch. example

[–]Kingspade1 9 points10 points ago

Put some soul into it!

[–]dingofarmer2004 2 points3 points ago

Worrrrk it! Woorrrrk it!

[–]Navek 5 points6 points ago

http://youtu.be/ZX-Dmfh5En8?t=28s

Let me leave this here.

[–]WaggleDance 8 points9 points ago

You glorious creature. I shall respond with an amazing video from the related vids section.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrpkNq1jNfg&feature=related

[–]Carty75 4 points5 points ago

Holly Willowbooby

[–]devved 4 points5 points ago

It took her a few seconds to realize... This one did not even take a millisecond to get a flashback (video)

[–]Sanity_prevails 30 points31 points ago

Broke out her megusta!

[–]CitizenJaggers 3 points4 points ago

It's seriously one of the best me gusta faces I've seen on a person, surprised that hasn't been more a topic of discussion. Oh, and She Gusta!

[–]Kyozor 3 points4 points ago

For anyone wondering why Phillip says "not again" after Holly's beef comment, check out this, it's even better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWIodGH2TIQ&t=1m11s

[–]EricaJoy 3 points4 points ago

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

How it works IRL

video

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I read the title in phillip schofield's voice after I saw the picture. That awesome dirty man.

[–]kind_of_a_big_deal_ 2 points3 points ago

Dat smile

[–]dkram 2 points3 points ago

[–]telepepper 3 points4 points ago

She is soooo hot

[–]andrewsmith1986 13 points14 points ago

I like how bored she looks in the beginning.

[–]Seven_Sins_Envy 38 points39 points ago

It makes it more realistic.

[–]i_brought_the_lube 1 point2 points ago

She looks a little.... stiff

[–]LavisterGrey 5 points6 points ago

Since you brought lube why don't you give her a hand.

[–]AlphaRedditor 5 points6 points ago

"Although it's not as messy..."

[–]OPGreenback 8 points9 points ago

You had sex for...uhm...never mind.

[–]Diablo84 13 points14 points ago

Now I know what Toby was doing.

[–]fawker 2 points3 points ago

thanks for reminding me how much that movie sucked

[–]wednesdaysaunters 1 point2 points ago

My dad has instructed me to make this his screensaver lol

[–]wkrausmann 1 point2 points ago

I saw the Shake Weight commercials on the Internet for months thinking it was a joke until I saw the infomercial on TV.

I'm still not convinced anyone is taking it seriously.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

It's like Sudden Clarity Clarance.

[–]maxbastard 1 point2 points ago

Oh yeah... She's in on it.

[–]Nelvibus 1 point2 points ago

DAT... I got nothing...

[–]vonrumble 1 point2 points ago

Holly Willaboobie!

[–]AzMirza 1 point2 points ago

Waaait a minute... This has been posted before...

[–]krawm 1 point2 points ago

the look on her face is priceless, that little grin and sideways glance really let you know what is on her mind.

[–]U_Damn_Hipsters 1 point2 points ago

"Releasing coolant"