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[–]SteamboatJoe136 30 points31 points ago

A magical microphone.

[–]beermethestrength 4 points5 points ago

It shows how out of touch with pop culture I am that I immediately thought why are women suddenly really into karaoke? http://www.magicmic.com/

[–]yelnatz 6 points7 points ago

As a filipino, I was really disappointed it wasn't about karaoke. :(

[–]adobolobo 1 point2 points ago

If you don't have magic mic, you're not filo haha.

[–]beermethestrength 1 point2 points ago

Filipinos don't need magic mic! As an American I felt extremely untalented doing videoke for the first time with my Filipino co-workers.

[–]SteamboatJoe136 -1 points0 points ago

well, most woman, mostly acne ridden, morbidly obese woman, want to show us that they are superstars!

[–]bigairbrodeo 0 points1 point ago

i thought it was a new type of magic marker.

[–]SteamboatJoe136 0 points1 point ago

"Magic Mike! It will get you a nice black smear on your clean white paper!

[–]ImBacki 102 points103 points ago

I saw it on Twatter. Thought it was going to be a sequel to Space Jam. It fucking wasn't. I just got pictures of men. With no shirts.

[–]FacsimilousSarcasm 19 points20 points ago

[–]IMongoose 12 points13 points ago

[–]eamantite 12 points13 points ago

It took me soooo long to read that.

[–]Pr0num 2 points3 points ago

I’ve searched for this subreddit for so long! (almost 20 seconds)

[–]zobee 3 points4 points ago

[–]FacsimilousSarcasm 0 points1 point ago

[–]heimdal77 1 point2 points ago

Everyone should now subscribe to this feed to suddenly bring a virtually empty sub to life.

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 24 points25 points ago

I can't imagine your disappointment! :(

[–]tre101 4 points5 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

"The law says you cannot touch!" WTF is this crap a stripper house? "I think I see a lot of lawbreakers!" yep strippers. I'm going to change the channel. "Woooo!" stripper men dancing I didn't need eyes anyway!

[–]Mega_pooh_bear 0 points1 point ago

Dude i thought the same thing i was so dissappointed

[–]Bionic0n3 0 points1 point ago

No even joking that is what I thought it was going to be also. Had a friend over, sitting at my desk looking at shit on reddit when I hear "Magic Mike" from the television. Turn around asking my friend if it's something to do with Space Jam and he laughs. Youtube the trailer, look over dead at him and he says, "Yes, that is really what our generation wants in theaters."

We then proceed to get really baked and try and think of more peaceful and less shameful times.

[–]Gourmay 1 point2 points ago

Like the times when only women were objectified in movies?

[–]Bionic0n3 1 point2 points ago

Good point.

I guess it's always been Hollywoods job, now that it is acceptable for objectify men I am sure there will be more like Magic Mike.

[–]ImBacki 0 points1 point ago

The thought of more movies like this frightens me. shutters

[–]X17 -5 points-4 points ago

gay

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

Oh, what a lovely story!

[–]NaughtyNiceGirl 48 points49 points ago

Dude, I thought the same thing...and I'm a chick (apparently we females are supposed to be all about "Magic Mike"). Googled it and found this. Classy.

[–]el_horsto 16 points17 points ago

thanks for the link, you really get us (men?redditors?people in general?)! i was wondering "what/who the fuck is magic mike" all day but i didn't care enough to actually google it.

[–]rosscatherall 6 points7 points ago

Clicked the link to see what the fuss was about and was greeted to a magic mike video trailer advertisement on a magic magic video trailer.

[–]sanime 4 points5 points ago

Magic mikeception.

[–]MentalDusk 13 points14 points ago

I'm a girl too... Never heard of it before seeing the trailer you just linked. So I know what movie I'm not gonna watch

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[–]Zarokima 1 point2 points ago

fulfilled*

[–]GAD604 1 point2 points ago

*you're

[–]Spacedementia87 2 points3 points ago

Channing Tatum? But he isn't even attractive. I ended up in a cinema that was showing The Vow this valentine's day. I was thinking to myself that she should just go with Scott spiedman. Now he is pretty.

[–]Gourmay 0 points1 point ago

I agree but it's all we've got for now so I suppose it'll have to do. Besides did you see that body?

[–]Spacedementia87 0 points1 point ago

He's like the new Patterson bloke. You have to fancy him because he is shoved down your throat so much and the media expect it.

And he is all we have? Michael Fasbender gets his rather large willy out in shame.

[–]-xphantom- 0 points1 point ago

Did I just see Gabriel Iglesias in that preview?

[–]Hypnosaur 0 points1 point ago

All about Magic Mike and whoever that Mr Grey dude is.

[–]Arch_0 0 points1 point ago

After watching the trailer it's good to know nobody will talk about this for very long.

[–]Alecbt16 16 points17 points ago

It's a movie that came out in theaters recently.

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 10 points11 points ago

Thanks. This begs the question, "what's the big deal?"

[–]Transmorphed 24 points25 points ago

Penises.

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 24 points25 points ago

This raises the type of questions I'm not willing to ask.

[–]Victoriajane89 16 points17 points ago

It's a movie of a bunch of attractive male strippers including Channing tatum. Edit: I thought I'd let everyone know that the movie was horrible..

[–]spock_block 14 points15 points ago

Do you mean The Full Monty featuring Robert Carlyle?

[–]OperatorMike 1 point2 points ago

Who's Channing Tatum?

[–]Phlexonance 1 point2 points ago

Is that even a real name? Channing ಠ_ಠ

[–]OperatorMike 0 points1 point ago

I bet he's a douche

[–]EpicJ 3 points4 points ago

It's like The full monty but in america I think

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 3 points4 points ago

Boy is my face red...

[–]trance_addict 0 points1 point ago

It's okay, it's a common mistake. I used to use it wrong, too.

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 1 point2 points ago

What? Acceptance of a mistake and we're moving on? I actually don't know what to do from here... do we hug?

[–]FellerFeller 1 point2 points ago

I used to use it wrong, too.

wrongly/incorrectly.

[–]trance_addict 1 point2 points ago

I knew there was something wrong with that sentence!

[–]tigerbreath 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, but "wrong" is an adverb, too. Don't correct people unless you really know you're right.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wrong

[–]FellerFeller 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck me, then.

[–]HailfireXV 11 points12 points ago

It's a movie about male strippers. I don't know the specifics but it's supposedly popular for women.

[–]Dirty-DjAngo 1 point2 points ago

It's a guilt free way for women to experience a strip club but with added DRAMA! As a man I'd rather save some money and go to a real strip club

[–]thechipotleshits 2 points3 points ago

Save money by going to a strip club? Where do you live, Mexico?

[–]HailfireXV 0 points1 point ago

Good thinking.

[–]sinkingbird -3 points-2 points ago

aka gay porn

[–]gingerheadman11 8 points9 points ago

All I have seen are pictures on a bunch of the double decker busses in London...

[–]pizzatarian 16 points17 points ago

The fuck is google?

[–]LewisKiniski[S] -4 points-3 points ago

I see you've figured out how to work the google on the internet machine.

[–]HazelNutBalls 10 points11 points ago

Gotta say, don't see why "Magic Mike" is a big deal. It's a movie about male strippers. If they made a movie about female strippers, guys would love it, wouldn't they? So what's so horrible about a movie about male strippers?

Just sayin'. I'm not really interested enough to watch it, but I just don't like that if the movie was called "Magic Michelle", a lot of male redditors would be in the theatre. But because it's "Magic Mike", we make fun of it. Just sayin', can't us girls have our stupid fantasies, too?

[–]therealjohnfreeman 4 points5 points ago

I'm a dude, and this is how I feel. Go enjoy your film.

[–]chips15 7 points8 points ago

Amen, sista.

Except I can't wait to see it.

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 0 points1 point ago

Honestly though, male nudity is comedy, and female nudity is... well... you get the idea. It is sort of a double standard as far as what men get to enjoy, and what women get to guiltlessly enjoy.

[–]Gourmay 2 points3 points ago

That's because we get far less of it out there. It's time we get to objectify hot men too damnit!

On a more serious note, although I agree that there's a double-standard, there were many social studies pointing to the fact that women simply don't go to stripclubs for the same reasons and with the same intentions as men.

[–]Brian175 0 points1 point ago

Honestly no. I don't think dudes would be all about a movie with female strippers. There would be some, much like there's a few chicks about male strippers, but most chicks don't want anything to do with it that I know of. With that said, I don't get the complaints about it minus that it's a stupid movie. All this talk of double standards is ridiculous.

[–]devilmaydance 3 points4 points ago

It's got a pretty good score on Rotten Tomatoes, so looks like it's possibly more than just catering to the middle-aged mom crowd.

[–]Gourmay 1 point2 points ago

It's actually gotten good reviews and is directed by Steven Soderbergh...

[–]alahos 7 points8 points ago

[–]Beta-Minus 2 points3 points ago

I have felt the same way lately. I've never even heard of this movie except through Reddit.

[–]Bonadoos 4 points5 points ago

coyote ugly but with dudes

[–]Phalanks 21 points22 points ago

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 6 points7 points ago

I'm sorry. :(

Kinda... lol

[–]Phalanks 1 point2 points ago

Lol clearly the karma gods have smiled upon you more than me.

[–]Kotton 2 points3 points ago

That, or he picked the better subreddit for it.

[–]Phalanks 0 points1 point ago

Clearly he did. I bow to his superiority

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'd prefer we call it the karma genes. :D

[–]Phalanks 0 points1 point ago

Heathen! :)

[–]el_horsto 0 points1 point ago

poor you, enjoy the extra upvote on your original post! (i'm having a déjà-vu right now...)

[–]fegd 6 points7 points ago

Seriously? 1000 points on a comic about someone not knowing about a movie?

[–]LewisKiniski[S] 2 points3 points ago

This is easily the shittiest thing I've ever posted. Well... close to it at least.

[–]Talbotus 5 points6 points ago

r/ladyboners:The Movie

[–]Weritomexican 1 point2 points ago

I remember when my best friend (shes a girl) told me about it. My exact first thought was "Magic Mike? That some kind of basketball movie?". When I looked up the trailer I was immediately like "NOPE! click"

[–]SplinkJK 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this just the Chippendales movie again?

[–]IntentToContribute 1 point2 points ago

My GF said she was going with her girlfriends, I thought it was a NOLA bounce rap show... I was confused.

[–]pittrx 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this format of comic getting old?

[–]ryangoslingfan 1 point2 points ago

It's a stripper movie with sexy people in it like Channing Tatum.

[–]shyloque 4 points5 points ago

Film that gives middle aged women fizzy knickers

[–]Super_Human_Samurai 2 points3 points ago

Upnote for "fizzy knickers" Reddit word of the day.

[–]Diiiiirty 1 point2 points ago

Sooooooo....What about all the creepy old ladies, the fat chicks, the trashy girls and the gay guys? I like how every single last person in that audience was skinny, stereotypically good looking, well-dressed, and female.

[–]SDForce -1 points0 points ago

Tatum keeps that shit to himself. He doesnt want to reveal the horrors

[–]Zaggar 0 points1 point ago

Magic Mike is the name of a friend of mine who is seriously considering a nick-name change after the release of this movie.

[–]CreamPieSatan 0 points1 point ago

It's a movie about a male stripper..

[–]rellik22 0 points1 point ago

Everybody In air for the spacejjjjjaaaaaammm! alright.

[–]Veji 0 points1 point ago

It's about a bunch of girls having a great time until someone takes their whore away. /sarcasm

[–]McCale 0 points1 point ago

I asked my self the same question 2 nights ago, and as a straight man i must say.......I kinda wanna see it.

[–]Eupatorus 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone see it?

It's a Steven Soderbergh movie so it's probably pretty good....

[–]Geroots 0 points1 point ago

A crap filled american version of The Full Monty

[–]nepidae 0 points1 point ago

this could have been done in 4 panels

[–]InitiateBioQuasar 0 points1 point ago

Why didn't you just google it like the rest of us.

[–]scribbling_des 0 points1 point ago

I made a meme about this the other day. Not a single upvote.

[–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

What's up? I'm Mike. AMA

[–]tigerbreath 0 points1 point ago

Have any of you bashing the movie actually seen it? It's pretty goddamned good. Best acting I've seen in quite a while, and it's funny. Thoughtful plot and wrap-up, too.

It's incredibly stupid to me how one movie based on male strippers creates such a scene and leads people to brush it off as (and I quote from this thread) "gay/softcore porn," "a guilt free way for women to experience a strip club," "penises," and so on. It's just a movie, like any other movie, with it's own characters and world. Except it's actually great, unlike most.

Also, are all you guys really so insecure that you have to respond with revulsion to stuff like this? Or are you just playing along with how the Cosmo/Maxim social machine wants you to act in public?

Finally (and sorry to all the homophobes, but...), there aren't any dicks in the movie (aside from one or two silhouettes). There are tits, though, and quite a few, so bring your doggy bags if you need to vomit.

[–]Scapone22 0 points1 point ago

So Im just gonna be honest here. Im a straight male, aged 24 years and I think Magic Mike actually looked funny. Channing Tatum was hilarious in 21 Jump Street and Alcide from True Blood is in it. The story actually doesn't look half bad, as it isn't really about stripping, but about a person who is a stripper who doesn't want to be.

Im not saying its gone be a classic or anything but it certainly looks watchable in my book...

On top of that, this post seems a little desperate. Like OP just wants to make sure people don't think he wants to see Magic Mike. Ive seen commercials and previews for it for the last 2-3 months and not many references online, so i can't relate to OPs situation.

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

I just went to Target. A cop was trying to hit on a hot woman. She said she was going to a movie. The cop says "You go to movies alone?" and she said "No, I've never been to a movie alone" then started walking away. The cop said "Well have fun at Magic Mike." Couldn't tell if success or not.

It then struck me how this is great opportunity for advertisement of women who are watching porn and are probably DTF.

[–]TheTacticalApe 0 points1 point ago

Magic mike is a movie about male strippers.

Yes, I'm serious

[–]leedguitars 0 points1 point ago

Man, this is crazy because I just heard of this and wondered why I was just now hearing of what seemed like a popular movie. I heard about it while watching Olivia Munn on Ellen. Ok, not my proudest moment but anyway I know what you mean.

[–]goddamnbatman617 -1 points0 points ago

A double standard.

[–]Stylux 2 points3 points ago

Didn't we have Striptease and Showgirls? ... I could have done without the latter.

[–]Rocker2791 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it's a movie about a retarded magician; one of those, "based on a true story," things that pulls on your heart strings. I could be disastrously wrong.

[–]ImRuined -1 points0 points ago

I believe the correct term is "Dafuq" my good sir

[–]CoopJ -1 points0 points ago

It's actually a pretty good movie, saw it last night. I was one of maybe 4 males in the packed theater. It was surprisingly realistic, delving into how lonely and sad some of the character's lives are. It's definitely not the fluff piece it's being marketed as.

[–]TunaCasserole -1 points0 points ago

Fun fact: Magic Mike is the name of a local clown/magician, so that's all I think of. A girl I know is also terrified of him; maybe she'll grow up to be terrified of male strippers.

[–]MrGoodbytes -1 points0 points ago

Confuses me that ppl don't know Magic Mike. Did you not have the trailer forced upon you before The Avengers and Prometheus?

[–]Fudge_is_1337 -1 points0 points ago

I haven't seen either of those.

[–]ZaneBarrow -2 points-1 points ago

It's gay porn... for women.

[–]testmypatience 0 points1 point ago

Soft porn for women.

[–]Stylux 0 points1 point ago

The men in the preview seem to be giving it to attractive women. Could you elaborate on where you detected this gayness?

[–]gH0o5T -2 points-1 points ago

FINA-fucking-LLY!

Someone said it!

[–]photojoe -2 points-1 points ago

50 shades of grey visualized for horney housewives.

[–]mastapasta -3 points-2 points ago

I'm pretty sure Magic Mike is a male stripper who strips for $4-5 and has sex with women for $20. Just a wild guess...

[–]Heart_of_Archness -3 points-2 points ago

This movie is wonderful. If you're a girl you must see it! No questions asked

[–]Arbennig -1 points0 points ago

I dont know either. I don't intend to find out. Ignorance is bliss!