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[–]sociallyawkwarddildo 6 points7 points ago

Hahaha.... Seriously though, I was expecting to click the link an see a picture of an egg.

[–]shamrock8421 5 points6 points ago

He doesn't look like he's terribly dissatisfied about it...

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 3 points4 points ago

the epitome of brave

[–]Scopo17 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]RedditsGrundole[S] 0 points1 point ago

?

[–]iamadogforreal 10 points11 points ago

Other than his subsidized education, military protection, massive economic protections, environmental protections, law enforcement, border control, and plethora of work incentives and tax breaks that created his job, yeah, he's really doing poorly.

[–]MeloJelo[!] 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, but he has to pay taxes! Look at how destitute such government robbery has made him!

But who knows, maybe he's gay and is being denied the right to marry his SO--that's a legitimate complaint.

[–]ShivAGit 1 point2 points ago

That facial expression says "Wahoo! Someone is taking a picture of my carefully thought out sign, I'll be on reddit in no time!"

[–]thegrammarunicorn 1 point2 points ago

I have that phrase on a t-shirt.

[–]reagan2016 1 point2 points ago

He must be sleeping with a congressman.

[–]owensounder 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't matter had tax.

[–]GaryOPostle 0 points1 point ago

Bored of this joke already

[–]awESOMEkward 0 points1 point ago

Laid---off.

[–]cr1sis77 0 points1 point ago

don't*

[–]INeedABlowJob 0 points1 point ago

reminds me of that south park episode.

[–]No-Method 0 points1 point ago

...because he dosn't use society to help him

[–]IronWolve 0 points1 point ago

You will get wined and dined, but in the end, you're paying for it. Some of us want to be a little more frugal and less caviar and champagne with government spending...