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[–]24hrs7days 730 points731 points ago

[–]skytro 228 points229 points ago

Dat charisma

[–]GJCaesar1138 53 points54 points ago

Natural 18.

[–]iamadogforreal 17 points18 points ago

Saving throw against drug addiction: natural 1.

[–]connocauseimcool 571 points572 points ago

Only Robert Downey Jr could pull off that suit and those shoes and make it look so good. I envy him.

Edit: Downey

[–]life_failure 411 points412 points ago

I imagine that when he meets with a stylist he just says "what do you have in the back that hasn't been worn...? no, I know its ugly... it doesn't matter... I'm Robert Downy Junior."

[–]eyeswulf 59 points60 points ago

on a side note: Jeremy Renner needs a new stylist. He consistently is not looking as good as he should in public.

[–]whatevers_clever 22 points23 points ago

I will make note of it.

[–]theislandking 4 points5 points ago

This is true. Perhaps, his stylists should consider showing off dem arms?

[–]nibbloid 11 points12 points ago

I read this as "shaving off them arms" and wondered what kind of stylists you've encountered..

[–]notanothercirclejerk 23 points24 points ago

Mid orgasm?

[–]budbuds 137 points138 points ago

With lopsided nipples?

[–]PrintError 46 points47 points ago

Reloaded it just to see. Not disappoint.

[–]mrjderp 30 points31 points ago

o 0

[–]budbuds 7 points8 points ago

I'm glad

[–]logifal 30 points31 points ago

Do you not understand what happens when you lift one arm?

[–]BioSim00 1 point2 points ago

Clearly, budbuds does not have pecs.

[–]ihateyouguys 20 points21 points ago

I have the most flaccid ladyboner right now.

[–]budbuds 9 points10 points ago

watches tumbleweed tumble on past

[–]dagreenman18 21 points22 points ago

I dunno, his arms would probably get tired.

[–]hydrazi 11 points12 points ago

I must be the only one who thinks he looks like the fawn from Legend....

[–]cgillett 59 points60 points ago

[–]loookitsatravis 21 points22 points ago

You can say "bitch" on the internet. It's okay.

[–]cgillett 3 points4 points ago

bitch...

Tee Hee, that was fun!

bitch!

Yes! This is awesome!

Bitch!

BITCH!

BITCH!

[–]pIIE 172 points173 points ago

The only reason he "Pulls it off" is because you already respect him enough to not care what he wears.

Wear what you want, have fun.

[–]---REDDIT--- 330 points331 points ago

Actually, he pulls it off because he's

A. Super good looking

B. Super famous

C. Super charismatic

D. Super rich

E. Basically everything that our society values

Denizens of reddit are, likely, none of these things,

[–]Beetrain 285 points286 points ago

So you're saying he's Tony Stark?

[–]TheJokerWasRight 59 points60 points ago

A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist

A talented and famous actor, millionaire, playboy, well known story of public fall and redemption?

He's not Tony Stark, but he is method acting.

[–]AndThenThereWasMeep 58 points59 points ago

WHO SAID IT FIRST?!

[–]Beetrain 27 points28 points ago

FIRST!

That's a weird word by itself.

[–]RarthurR 8 points9 points ago

And/or Sherlock Holmes

[–]degenererad 30 points31 points ago

Benedict Cumberbatch is Holmes.

[–]Solomaxwell6 39 points40 points ago

I don't know anything about Benedict Cumberbatch, but my god is that the most English name ever.

[–]hexatonicFantasm 21 points22 points ago

His middle names make it even better. Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch. Glorious.

[–]wOlfLisK 6 points7 points ago

Cumberbatch is the only true sherlock!

[–]PalpableAtom 8 points9 points ago

I love how Cumberbatch portrays Sherlock, his is one of the best character adaptations but the role of the only true Sherlock will have to go to Jeremy Brett.

[–]solidwhetstone 10 points11 points ago

So he's tony stark is what you're saying.

[–]ibetrollingyou 4 points5 points ago

F. He is iron man

[–]lurveloaveluff 20 points21 points ago

A lot of ugly clothes can look cool if the person is as confident and charismatic as Robert Downey Jr.

[–]ZM2N4AiP_A4 40 points41 points ago

Bill Murray could.

[–]warboy 51 points52 points ago

But no one would believe it.

[–]shnnrr 32 points33 points ago

Could = Did. Kazam

[–]grimfel 19 points20 points ago

Downey went Plaid. Murray went Ludicrous.

[–]TTalon 4 points5 points ago

What's wrong Colonel Sanders, chicken?

[–]RiveraMarcel 1 point2 points ago

Did you saw that ludicrous display last night?

[–]shnnrr 6 points7 points ago

Sorta fits late 60s casual attire... recently featured on Mad Men when Trudy convinces Don to finally come out to the Suburbs for dinner.

Also, golf attire.

[–]ryder77 7 points8 points ago

Pee Wee Herman had a similar one.

[–]littlejeets 12 points13 points ago

That suit does look pretty badass huh? I want a new suit now...

[–]lucw 5 points6 points ago

I think it's the glasses

[–]RiderRockon 6 points7 points ago

I'd say he's like The Doctor in that regard.

[–]BabyBumbleBee 1 point2 points ago

Bowties are cool.

[–]greyfoxv1 1 point2 points ago

It's the power of the beard.

[–]hellmoose 1 point2 points ago

the bosstones do a pretty damn good job

[–]WhiteGuy309 229 points230 points ago

He's ironman and Sherlock Holmes.

[–]Avien 68 points69 points ago

[–]RNRSaturday 9 points10 points ago

I think we all were that kid.

[–]LoudMimeDave 5 points6 points ago

I miss John Hughes.

[–]akimbojack 160 points161 points ago

And Sargent Lincoln Osiris/ 5 time academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus. IMO his more important roles.

[–]Maxamillionaire 105 points106 points ago

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

[–]feureau 34 points35 points ago

That performance worth at least two academy awards

[–]ICouldEatAKnobAtNite 27 points28 points ago

Just his bad luck that he was up against the Joker that year.

[–]OneMoreKoalaBear 37 points38 points ago

Just rewatched TDK last night. It's possible that Ledger got the Oscar because it was his last performance, but godDAMN his Joker was amazing. He was perfect in that movie.

Not that RDJ wasn't amazing in Tropic Thunder. You're right--it was just his luck. He'll get another chance, though.

[–]notanothercirclejerk 34 points35 points ago

I firmly believe he would have won regardless. Never seen such a transformation before. There was no Ledger in the dark knight, it was all joker.

[–]Afkbio 14 points15 points ago

This kills the person.

[–]IplayTheGuitarBetter 55 points56 points ago

What do you mean, "You people"?

[–]Tackers369 50 points51 points ago

What do YOU mean, "You people"?

[–]xGrifB52x 28 points29 points ago

Cover me, you limp dick fuckups!

[–]akimbojack 12 points13 points ago

"I know Speedman, he think's we out here filming Planet of the Apes or some shit on Youtube, I don't buy it."

[–]chriswu 3 points4 points ago

I agree that role was so much better than Sherlock Holmes.

[–]THE_CENTURION 17 points18 points ago

And Charlie Fucking Chaplin.

[–]-pt- 13 points14 points ago

Pah! Sherlock Holmes indeed!

[–]Mudders_Milk_Man 35 points36 points ago

Yeah. The thing is, he has the sheer acting talent to play a truly great Holmes, but that's not what his "Holmes" movies were asking him to do.

Meanwhile, I hope once they're done filming part 2 of The Hobbit (which I'm insanely excited for), Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman can get back to one of my favorite interpretations of Holmes.

[–]Arbusto 14 points15 points ago

It's a crime against humanity that each season of Sherlock is only 3 episodes long.

Truly one of the greatest atrocities.

[–]van_gofuckyourself 17 points18 points ago

But they're each an hour and a half if not a bit longer. Look at it this way: You get 3 Sherlock movies every year.

It has been much more bearable since I started doing that

[–]vgman20 11 points12 points ago

There is no length for the episodes and/or seasons of Sherlock that will satisfy. They must be 30 hours long with 50 episodes a season.

[–]Arbusto 2 points3 points ago

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–]sherlocktheholmes 7 points8 points ago

Jesus Christ the wait is killing me.

[–]himynameis_ 1 point2 points ago

Me too.

[–]Jaques_Naurice 1 point2 points ago

And Terry Crabtree!

[–]ch0och 112 points113 points ago

Oh Scarlett

[–]EyeofAgamotto 6 points7 points ago

I like her thick body.

[–]teddyplanet 40 points41 points ago

I want to smang Scarlett more than any of the others there.

[–]oldjoe 33 points34 points ago

Looks like "smang" isn't happening there, bud. Good try though.

[–]teddyplanet 10 points11 points ago

Sorry, what?

[–]oldjoe 32 points33 points ago

To me, smang sounds like something a crack addict would say when trying to score crack by getting high and give toothless blow jobs for money. For example: "lemme smang your dick clean for a tenner, home skillet?" That's just how it sounds to me though.

[–]teddyplanet 31 points32 points ago

Ah, I see. I apologise. I would absolutely love to copulate passionately with Scarlett.

[–]USMCsniper 32 points33 points ago

I WANNA FUCK HER ASS

[–]raynerp 5 points6 points ago

Ladies and gentlemen, 4chan has arrived.

[–]The_NGUYENNER 20 points21 points ago

[–]Zeriu 5 points6 points ago

How do you find these things???

[–]cyb3rat 4 points5 points ago

[–]Forgot_password_shit 8 points9 points ago

I have to say you're awfully eloquent in the tongue of crackwhores.

[–]BloodyMess 5 points6 points ago

"home skillet"?

I think you've just written Juno 2.

[–]ismash 39 points40 points ago

From the Moscow premiere of the Avengers if anyone is interested. LINK

[–]Legionaairre 4 points5 points ago

Thank you so much.

[–]Sport_Royal 1 point2 points ago

Here's a video event Including RDJ SPEAKING FUCKING RUSSIAN.

[–]Frankocean2 23 points24 points ago

Man, the filters on this photo sucks balls.

[–]BoonTobias 28 points29 points ago

[–]fawker 4 points5 points ago

5 dlc packs coming soon

[–]strikey182 10 points11 points ago

Does anyone know what event was this from?

[–]Legionaairre 2 points3 points ago

Anyone?

Edit: Russian opening of the Avengers.

[–]Robert_Meowney_Jr 45 points46 points ago

I like that guy =D

[–]Pinkeller 7 points8 points ago

Sauce needed.

[–]Sport_Royal 6 points7 points ago

I agree. Does anyone know what event this was?

[–]Dr_Adopted 1 point2 points ago

Russian opening of the Avengers.

[–]Gurgi3 46 points47 points ago

Dat Confidence

[–]Ahhartsock 84 points85 points ago

So we all know how badass RDJ is, but I honestly think Tom Hiddleston is wearing a more badass ensemble than Downey.

[–]Hlidarendi 18 points19 points ago

Hiddlestone is the shit. Anyone else see him in the BBC's Henry V this weekend? He rocked.

[–]starlinguk 4 points5 points ago

Drat, thanks for reminding me.

[–]sherlocktheholmes 10 points11 points ago

No, because I live in the goddamn US and I never get to see my favorite shows when they air because they're all fucking British. (rant)

BTW, do you know where I could find any of that series online? The idea of Jeremy Irons and Tom Hiddleston together in a show makes me giddy.

[–]laddergoat89 7 points8 points ago

Now you know how we feel with US shows.

Wait a year to watch it on some random-ass Sky channel or download it the day it airs? Hmm....

[–]bloodflart 7 points8 points ago

he has the perfect legs/shoes look, all the time.

[–]undeadgoat 7 points8 points ago

Plus: His clothes actually appear to be custom fit. (Either that or he is exactly a standard size in whatever he's wearing.) RDJ's ensemble is probably the best size off-the-rack for him but it appears to be a little too tight in common areas where a lot of us have problems with pants and jackets.

[–]life_failure 23 points24 points ago

I love Tom Hiddleston but hes wearing a reasonably generic suit and vest... mind you, it's a really well tailored suit and vest and probably cost a lot of money and is flyer than anything I own...

but, in the end, there isn't anything exceptional about it

[–]Ahhartsock 41 points42 points ago

I wouldn't call it generic. I would say it is more of a classic taste.

[–]asshatnowhere 17 points18 points ago

hello scarlet

[–]Kaladin_Shardbearer 6 points7 points ago

Can anyone confirm that he didn't actually wave? This could have been a different frame of him walking.

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[–]Risifrutti 49 points50 points ago

Ewan McGregor. I wouldn't even think twice about it.

[–]SnatchDragon 12 points13 points ago

Ewan and George Clooney for me.

Actually just Ewan. George would be more like a father figure for me.

[–]Lecks 20 points21 points ago

I would have sex with Ewan and seek comfort in George's arms when times are rough.

/sigh

[–]dicer 1 point2 points ago

I think some of you guys are thinking a little too much about this scenario.

[–]Lecks 2 points3 points ago

You're right, I'd be happy in Ewan's arms too and I think George would be a considerate lover.

Wow...BRB gotta talk to my parents.

[–]I_KeepsItReal 4 points5 points ago

What about Liam Neeson?

[–]Ozymandias12 2 points3 points ago

Actually that would be terrifying for me. I wouldn't be able to hear anything other than: "I will find you, and I will kill you".

[–]ACamelsDragon 24 points25 points ago

Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, and Michael Fassbender.

[–]ChiefakaJames 32 points33 points ago

I don't like this game anymore. I'm saying "yep" to everyone else's answers, then adding a few more in my head.

[–]galnegus 14 points15 points ago

[–]theislandking 13 points14 points ago

Oh yes Michael. Yes you would. Yes you would alot.

[–]Saybyetotheaccount 2 points3 points ago

What movie is this? No particular reason for asking ahem

[–]keykote 1 point2 points ago

He's so pretty yet terrible in that movie. It messed me up in the head.

[–]PersonalConfession 10 points11 points ago

Brad Pitt. Ain't going to lie

[–]life_failure 24 points25 points ago

I'm more of a Neil Patrick Harris kinda guy myself...

But, I respect the Downy Dudes

[–]Im_Utterly_Insane 19 points20 points ago

He is gay, go for it.

[–]life_failure 20 points21 points ago

to be totally honest... I'm completely straight, but if NPH asked me to have sex with him I would totally consider it.

[–]alambert212 28 points29 points ago

Doesn't sound gay at all!

[–]ShadowMonkey987 13 points14 points ago

No Homo!!! ALL OF THE HOMO!!!

[–]mgh245 5 points6 points ago

I mean it wouldn't make you any less straight if you did.

[–]Mudders_Milk_Man 7 points8 points ago

Eh, my "man-crush" was always James Marsters.

[–]Hlidarendi 6 points7 points ago

Fassbender, JGL or The Gozz I'm afraid.

[–]ChiefakaJames 18 points19 points ago

Johnny Depp.

[–]salavis 15 points16 points ago

Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr. ask you to be their 3rd lover of a triad for the rest of your lives. Yes or no?

[–]praisekitty 25 points26 points ago

Yes.

But I'm a chick.

[–]Logue1021 13 points14 points ago

I think that's cheating

[–]praisekitty 16 points17 points ago

I would also do Scarlett if that helps.

[–]ShitYourself 8 points9 points ago

If you're a bisexual that is still cheating.

[–]Lecks 1 point2 points ago

Bisexuals and pansexuals aren't allowed to play this game.

[–]Optimist_Toggles 2 points3 points ago

I think John Barrowman might be able to tempt me better.

"Hello, I'm Captain Jack Harkness."

[–]Frankeh 3 points4 points ago

Most people have a man crush who they'd probably go gay for. I have way too many.

Ryan Reynolds for the top spot though.

[–]Threemor 21 points22 points ago

Anyone know where I can get those shoes? I'll probably never be able to afford them, but I bet they're nice to look at up close...

[–]GeorgeRomero 21 points22 points ago

[–]timeticker 13 points14 points ago

Woah Nelly!

[–]Threemor 1 point2 points ago

I'll just stare I guess haha

[–]Seamonkeyknifefight 53 points54 points ago

RBJ is the shit! Charlie Sheen couldn't be that guy ever

[–]dontlemmedown 105 points106 points ago

RDJ is Charlie Sheen but with rehab. All of the charisma, none... well less of the drugs.

[–]IssacStanley 140 points141 points ago

And 10x better looking

[–]grimfel 103 points104 points ago

and 10x better acting

[–]Skitrel 48 points49 points ago

and 10x less of a twat.

[–]Legionaairre 14 points15 points ago

and 10x10 = 100

[–]Pratty77 9 points10 points ago

Let's not forget talent

[–]Phoenix930 16 points17 points ago

Charlie Sheen has charisma?

[–]JCXtreme 10 points11 points ago

RBJ? Robert Browny Junior?

[–]mflourishes 5 points6 points ago

What event are these pics from?

[–]fnG0ilo04mLxXxCdq1QQ 4 points5 points ago

This is Rammstein's approach compared to other bands.

[–]AloeRP 5 points6 points ago

Why is Robert Downey Jr. dressing like David Tennant from Dr.Who?

[–]TheGreenShepherd 43 points44 points ago

goddamn, i would do things to her...probably like finish in about 4 seconds and then awkwardly apologize.

[–]Arbusto 22 points23 points ago

I laughed because you think you'd make it to insertion.

[–]InvaderPhantom 43 points44 points ago

I would disappoint her so hard.

[–]Streeb-Greebling 3 points4 points ago

He's come so far since that police shoot out on the Simpsons...

[–]brussels4breakfast 4 points5 points ago

He's dressed like PeeWee Herman.

[–]flavorjunction 9 points10 points ago

My god, that woman just makes me want to agahgauusjjdnsh.

[–]viewtfuljoe61 6 points7 points ago

Is it just me, or do exclamation marks completely kill the joke for anyone else?

[–]k3ris 16 points17 points ago

Why is he dressed like Peewee Herman?

[–]life_failure 46 points47 points ago

because he's that fucking good.

[–]fluffbomb 16 points17 points ago

[–]Firetruckin 5 points6 points ago

GOT CATS? YEP RELEVANT

[–]D_b0 4 points5 points ago

he always has been one of my favorite actors, besides ryan renolds..but lets not get into that.

[–]warboy 6 points7 points ago

God damn I love that dude. Completely silent in Ted, but his scene adds soo much.

[–]dmanww 2 points3 points ago

Just re-watched Weird Science. Apparently he really does always play the same character.

[–]grimfel 2 points3 points ago

If this were some guy off the street, we'd all be scoffing at how he's Hipster Level: Plaid.

[–]mr_robert 2 points3 points ago

Sup.

[–]samisachickYEAH 2 points3 points ago

He obviously has no fucks to give.

[–]Gareth346 2 points3 points ago

Maybe it's just because I'm on mobile right now, but Tom Hiddleston looks like he has cat ears.

[–]im_batman_no_really 2 points3 points ago

They're all waving with the hand that's on the same side as the trailing leg.

... Except for RDJ.

[–]chris15118 2 points3 points ago

Those shoes

[–]BaronLaladedo 2 points3 points ago

Is he really that narcissistic in real life?

[–]capgetsreal 5 points6 points ago

Does no one else notice the huge bulges on Jeremy and Tom?

[–]BLANK23 2 points3 points ago

It's.. it's the pants the patern is very flatering.

[–]SlugsOnToast 4 points5 points ago

Although you have to admit in all fairness, fuck you, he's Robert Downey Jr.

[–]Al89nut 4 points5 points ago

See the lifts in his shoes?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You'd think he'd at least say "It's good to be back" or something!

[–]Goldturkey 1 point2 points ago

He reminds me of T.o.P

[–]Michiel_de_Ruyter 1 point2 points ago

Help me out here, at what exact level of fame or beauty can I start liking hipsters again? It's awkward because I keep getting it wrong.

[–]monshael 1 point2 points ago

Oh Herman

[–]V_for_VinceVega 1 point2 points ago

Dat posture

[–]soopajook 1 point2 points ago

I think one of his best performances was in "Less Than Zero."

[–]jshortty1 1 point2 points ago

He probably uses that walk to quickly get accustomed to his stage fright. Then he can look to the people with confidence.

[–]ashhead75 1 point2 points ago

He is seriously the sexiest man alive.

[–]watho 1 point2 points ago

That's our Robert!