"Jesus Take the Stupid Day"

Fordiman · 1 month

Bad idea. The true believers will end up taking some sane people with them.

ScoatesMehGoats · 1 month

time to let natural selection take its course.

loltrolled · 1 month

If it's true, I'm staying off the road that day.

virulentcode · 1 month

I guess there will be fewer Christians on that day. Anyone up for a ceremony to honor the groups that were at least smart enough to see outside of this occultist idealism?

boomieking1 · 1 month

I'll make a point of keeping my eye on the wheel when/if I'm out with my religious parents that day. Or, better yet, siphon their gas.

Tin_Whiskers · 1 month

Oh, man. I WISH. Just stay off of the road that day and let them thin themselves out.

Nunleft · 1 month

If this does happen (Poe's Law and stuff.) This is the possible reactions (That I can think of):

No one has an accident:

Believers: This is proof of God's Miracles! Non-Believers: This was a stroke of luck that no one got hurt. Engineers (?): Look how awesome we can make crash prevention for cars!

A few people have an accident:

Believers: God responded to our faith, those who crashed didn't have enough Non-Believers: It's Lucky it wasn't more Clean up crew: Look at all the mess we have to clean up

A lot of people have an accident:

Believers (Version 1): Satan didn't like our testament to faith so he sabotaged us! Believers (Version 2): We didn't have enough faith Non-Believers: Who the hell thought this was a good idea? Un-involved commuters: Damn, 4 hours stuck in traffic. How does so many accidents happen in such a short ammount fo time.

Everyone involved has an accident:

See a lot of people having an accident

MeesterComputer · 1 month

Didn't Carrie Underwood have a huge hit about this very thing? Turned out okay for the girl in that song.

T_Dumbsford · 1 month

So it turns out there is a difference between christianity and insanity!

srikamaraja · 1 month

Definitely taking the day off and sleeping on March 31st, 2013...

jtbowman421 · 1 month

Thank god this is a joke. At least, I hope everyone agreeing with mass murder is joking...

Rhift · 1 month

In Tyler we trusted.

dirtyethel · 1 month

jesus christ these people are stupid! lol

if the atheists can just stay off the road that day, we've got it made!

Hierobulle · 1 month

Please, let this not be a joke. The result would be so funny.

markth_wi · 1 month

Note to self - it's a Sunday - that means do shopping & run errands on Saturday and have a passingly good reason to stay home all day Sunday! Woohoo!


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