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[–]Blueduck554 15 points16 points ago

You just had to make us Jorts... I know it's Canada Day, but that's a low blow

[–]quixotik 15 points16 points ago

Finally, Florida aka Americ's Wang, is properly depicted!

[–]MadMan920 5 points6 points ago

And California is the ass, well done!

[–]Mrmeat31 5 points6 points ago

As a Floridian, I can confirm everyone here is a cock.

[–]HeavyMetalKid 5 points6 points ago

I find this hilarious, living in Orlando, FL and all. Lmfao.

[–]domesticTerrorist 12 points13 points ago

You could say America: Canada's shorts AND hat! Alaska.

[–]eduardog3000 8 points9 points ago

So what is Hawai'i? Canada's shit?

[–]nicoleisrad 17 points18 points ago

Canada prefers "Canada's droppings".

[–]rasputine 11 points12 points ago

Should be a little toque

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I live in Florida :( I'm Canada's dick....

[–]canadianwombat 2 points3 points ago

YES hahaha

[–]biggie_blunts 4 points5 points ago

Wait this is not from an American perspective. Is that allowed?

[–]GamblinBear 1 point2 points ago

[–]Garrickus 9 points10 points ago

If Florida's the cock then surely all the shit comes from Texas?

[–]Jeeman 4 points5 points ago

Then what's Mexico

[–]Maverick119 7 points8 points ago

Work boots

[–]arksien 2 points3 points ago

There are some things best not spoken of publically...

[–]shweds[S] 1 point2 points ago

The butt?

[–]GirlZGetZGasmZ 1 point2 points ago

4chan?

[–]Jeeman 0 points1 point ago

How does the butt hang outa shorts I was thinking shit

[–]BamBam-BamBam 3 points4 points ago

No wonder all the dicks from Canada go to Florida.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 10 points11 points ago

As an American, I'd like to know WHY HASN'T ANYONE APOLOGIZED FOR THIS YET?

[–]shelbzter 0 points1 point ago

Cause it's true.

[–]Harrier10k 0 points1 point ago

I don't think you understand, WE ARE AMERICA! This cannot stand! USA USA USA!!!

[–]LordAnon5703 0 points1 point ago

Canadians hate admitting they're America's hat.

[–]TheHatman9 1 point2 points ago

I always knew we wore the pants in this relationship

[–]Stomo 1 point2 points ago

So im guessing alaska is canada's hat?

[–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that is just like Canada to wear jean shorts.

Too hot for the jean tuxedo.

[–]tyus 1 point2 points ago

My 3-year old daughter saw this pic, laughed, pointed at Canada and said, "Heh, It's a taco."

[–]arksien 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the Cool-Aid man when he's not in his bowl.

[–]john12933 2 points3 points ago

Is this implying that Florida is part of Canada?

[–]Anon0435 1 point2 points ago

Are the great lakes from Canada pissing itself or something?

[–]doomisdead 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't Alaska be our toque?

[–]Ghooble 1 point2 points ago

That means..Florida. OH GOD

[–]givetake 2 points3 points ago

Also if we were in prison, the USA would be Canada's bitch, because Canada is bigger and on top.

[–]wombat7477 0 points1 point ago

Speaking on behalf of the US... well played.

[–]Rofl-Cake 0 points1 point ago

[–]RExOINFERNO 0 points1 point ago

So Mexico is Canada's fat thighs?

[–]bojack2424 0 points1 point ago

I live in Florida....

[–]MrIste 3 points4 points ago

Me too.

TIL we're Canadians.

[–]thecharlestran 2 points3 points ago

Here's your complementary hockey stick and puck. Enjoy.

[–]SpaceMagician 0 points1 point ago

And how!

[–]EmmieRose 0 points1 point ago

Oh you Canadians!

[–]ThatRollingStone 0 points1 point ago

Orlando, Florida: Speck on Canada's dick.

[–]FukioNietzschema 0 points1 point ago

So Canada is to blame for all the shit down here?

[–]canadianwombat 2 points3 points ago

It's weird cause the asshole is located somewhere near Arizona...

[–]Melonetta 0 points1 point ago

I like to think America is a falling bowl and Canada is the Chili or Cereal or what have you falling out the top.

[–]PENDRAGON23 0 points1 point ago

Quiet down up there hat!

[–]riff1060 0 points1 point ago

canucks like cut-off denim shorts? who would of thought...

[–]gjallerhorn 0 points1 point ago

[–]uzi1080 1 point2 points ago

Wearing all denim is not a Canadian suit. As a Canadian, I find that offensive.

It's called a Canadian tuxedo.

[–]iDrinkTooMuchBeer 0 points1 point ago

The distinction is necessary

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

Since 90% of all Canadians live within 50 miles of the border, wouldn't that make them the belt?

[–]theearthvolta -1 points0 points ago

Canada, America's hat.

[–]SpaceMagician 1 point2 points ago

Then America would also be its own hat's hat. Or have a super long head that pokes out of its hat.

[–]gggggrrrrrrrrr -1 points0 points ago

[–]dirtymoney -1 points0 points ago

Oh you canuckians & your strange preoccupation with the US is so cute.

[–]waldowv -1 points0 points ago

Hey, cut the little fellas some slack: it's their 4th of July and they have no other way of defining themselves as a nation

[–]YNot1989 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]hellohurricane87 -1 points0 points ago

I used to love Relevant Magazine. But lately, it is just hipster b.s.

[–]nicoleisrad -1 points0 points ago

I'm surprised Canada isn't wearing a Canadian business suit.

[–]drfoxxx -1 points0 points ago

TIL Canada wears cut offs.

[–]primrosee -4 points-3 points ago

i see. mexico is the dick...

[–]canadianwombat 0 points1 point ago

mexico/florida same thing.

[–]failbot30000 0 points1 point ago

Cuba/Florida same thing.

[–]mrRico -3 points-2 points ago

war were declared, canada. war. were. declared!