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[–]qmanoulton 0 points1 point ago

That dog had been storing it for that bitch

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Hold.....HOLD....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD......LET THEM FLY, BOYS

[–]count_funkula 0 points1 point ago

I like this. My former pet dog, a giant furry Old English Sheep Dog, that was very very stupid, had a very adverse reaction to doggy dental bones.

This adverse reaction was to shit massive puddles of toxic sludge.

So, I open a door and it sweeps the sludge pool into a wave, spreading it everywhere. Now, my piece of shit stepfather would pick on my siblings ( the non step-siblings) by telling us that if we come across animal feces then we have to clean it. So I tell his asshole son that his dad wanted him for something. He opens the door and slips in the shit-pool. My mom made him clean it up since he found it.

GO MOM!

[–]lindn 0 points1 point ago

.... What was in her mind the moment she thought, "oh I should lift his tail and look at his anus!"?

How does a normal person even get to that thought?

[–]x100xNINJASx 0 points1 point ago

Lol. Just lol.