At last! A ticket I can support!

bigairbrodeo · 2 months

listen, strange women lyin in ponds and distributin swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony/

spekter299 · 2 months

King eh? Well I didn't vote for you.

mynamedontfi · 2 months

"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

k11235 · 2 months

Fine, I'll link it for the lazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvKIWjnEPNY

discoafroman · 2 months

This is all I've ever wished for.... More Monty Python references. Good job boys.

SychoTKT · 2 months

And everyone's protest signs shall read, "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!"

kettish · 2 months

Do they make shirts & stickers? I wanna shirt & sticker.

USCgamecocks · 2 months

Britons? Who are the Britons?

Vgore762 · 2 months

You watery tart.

Alex4G123 · 2 months

Just because some tart lobs a scimitar at you doesn't make you president.

PhiladelphiaIrish · 2 months

Checkmate, reddit.

resistingsimplicity · 2 months

This is why I love reddit. I have found my people. sniff

scarysquash · 2 months

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..." - Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Ommec · 2 months

something about a watery tart throwing a scimitar. It's been too long, haha.

Captain-Obvious- · 2 months

Hey, that was a Monty Python reference.

Llanolinn · 2 months

A buddy of mine designed this =D

You can get it here if anyone's interested

EDIT: Meant to add his other work too. Some good stuff: MicusFicus

Coffeypot0904 · 2 months

Where is this for sale?

Scintoth · 2 months

Doraleus, this is the zephyr blade.

No, that's a biscuit, you're even eating it.

[deleted] · 2 months

I could honestly quote this movie all evening. It's pure genius, as is everything else Monty Python ever wrote.

While I'm here, I may as well share one of my favourite sketches.

NotARandomNumber · 2 months

You know, I'm amazed that the top quote isn't just the first line of the film and then every subsequent reply is the next line of dialogue.

obscurePythonquote · 2 months

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!- Dennis

Dubbs330 · 2 months

Supreme executive power is derived from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

themirthfulswami · 2 months

yes but if this ticket wins, how long until we see the violence inherent in the system?

douchetag · 2 months

Fuck. I came here to make a Monty Python reference and they were already all here.

PidgeottosCrew · 2 months

It's a Monty Python thread. Of course all the top comments are going to be quotes.

fiestabooger · 2 months

the other day i was hanging with some people younger than me, they were 22 i believe. I am 27. When that fact came across they sorta tilted their heads. Not that it changed anything, but they just didnt expect me to be 5 years older. My reply, "I'm 27 I'm not old..." No one got it.

DennisTheSkull · 2 months

You there, old woman

myluckynumber13 · 2 months

That's no basis for a system of government!

Bokthand · 2 months

This is no basis for a system of government.

penisfarts · 2 months

I told you, were an autonomous democracy

Cthulu2012 · 2 months

At least consider the opposition party. ^

WendyLRogers3 · 2 months

A question for Englanders. If the Lady of the Lake was going to issue the sword today, to either William or Harry, who should she give it to?

mearvk · 2 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOOTKA0aGI0

anchal3 · 2 months

Isn't it watery tarts instead of strange women?

Crodface · 2 months

I love that the only comment on imgur is "I dont get it"

BlackestNight21 · 2 months

I prefer "Moistened Bint chucking scimitar''s platform.

jgilbert93 · 2 months

The only basis for a system of government!

[deleted] · 2 months

they call him... TIM

kakacha · 2 months

Their nominee? King Arthur.

o0Bex0o · 2 months

I can't wait for the caucuses.

steve599 · 2 months

I logged in just to upvote this... that's how much I was a laughing.

spagnitz · 2 months

WATERY TART

Perk_i · 2 months

Blah blah blah moistened bint yada yada yada lobbed scimitar.

JoNightshade · 2 months

Why is there no shirt of this?

rboswellj · 2 months

there are two black specks inside the O that i tried to clean off my screen.

GMonsoon · 2 months

Watery tarts!

NAbsentia · 2 months

I fall apart at "Listen..."

DownvotesEnsue · 2 months

Paid for by the Moised Bint cooalition.

steakmeout · 2 months

Ah, the waterlogged bint ticket.

theC4K3is4lie · 2 months

MONTY PYTHON! Hoorah

snooperoo · 2 months

I thought that image was from the story of Excalibur..

form_wrestle_account · 2 months

I would support her platform, but doesn't seem to be standing on one.

gangstabunniez · 2 months

10/10 would watch.

badplasmid · 2 months

SWLPDS 2012!

For the cause!

PintoTheBurninator · 2 months

Came here for 'moistened bint'

Undermind · 2 months

Hail to the king, baby.

Tacticalchutney · 2 months

Fuck yes

RobPeriod · 2 months

Loving it.

Captaincrab1685 · 2 months

Someone tell me this is on a t-shirt.

crackshot91 · 2 months

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BlitzkriegDD · 2 months

This only works if it's advertising King Arthur.

toddkddot · 2 months

hey, it's better than what we have now.

totsmcgee · 2 months

Lady of the Lake!!!!

nebos11 · 2 months

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Domhnal · 2 months

Show the sword! Behold! The Sword of Power! Excalibur! Forged when the world was young, and bird and beast and flower were one with man, and death was but a dream!

jsalazar3 · 2 months

Eh, I prefer the ones that distribute golden plumbing snakes.

DNAK1llA · 2 months

damn it some one get king arthur

DaSemonator · 2 months

If you made this into a bumper sticker you would be rich

weej267 · 2 months

Laaaadddyyyyy....lady of the laaaaake....

alwaysmispells1word · 2 months

Don't be silly, support the watery tarts hurling scimitars ticket.

awesomelyjen · 2 months

Please tell me this is a t-shirt that I can somehow purchase.

McBeastlyPwn · 2 months

I read women masturbating with swords

sirbapeton · 2 months

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_of_the_Lake

JillyBeef · 2 months

Sarah Palin is really getting desperate I guess.

fireman007 · 2 months

I literally stood up and slow clapped. You magnificent bastard.

hero0fwar · 2 months

I am so confused...

quackMeme · 2 months

laying in ponds? women LYING sounds like same ol' government to me. -resident grammar nazi

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