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[–]pazu412 2 points3 points ago

Just got told this two days ago. <Internet hug>

[–]DiscoViking 4 points5 points ago

Make that 2 hours ago. ;_: <group hug>

[–]bichiliad 2 points3 points ago

That's what you get for wearing a hoodie under a polo.

[–]Zeth_Aran 2 points3 points ago

Its worse when she never was going to be your ex.

[–]Bohica69 -1 points0 points ago

Newflash: Men & women aren't friends.

[–]pyronarwhal 1 point2 points ago

Is that really newsworthy?

[–]Bohica69 0 points1 point ago

It's an axiom.

[–]bobthompson3333 0 points1 point ago

Hey its bohica, the creepy Reddit Stalker.

[–]M1chaM 0 points1 point ago

I'm friend with two girl and love another one.

[–]Bohica69 2 points3 points ago

Riiigggghhhhtttttt. What are you, 19 years old?

[–]M1chaM -2 points-1 points ago

Because you believe age matter in relationship ? you believe 80 year is a long life ? you believe that you change with the passing of year ?
We are human and we only live short moment compared to the passing of time. What we do with the time we have make us who we are not the other way around. You can meet 14 years old who think deeper than 44 years old all depend on what you faced in your life and what you did with it. I know a friend when i look at him and i know they are my friend because in this useless life we all go through, they are here for me gender doesn't matter. Maybe my way of saying that seemed immature. It does not change my meaning believing that man and women are different is bullshit ! You can be friend with men ? you can be friend with women !

[–]musical_note 0 points1 point ago

don't know if actually stupid 12 year old or typing like one for a failed attempt at being funny

[–]epraider 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you're definitely ~12.