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[–]Fambida 101 points102 points ago

[–]nukefudge 17 points18 points ago

these ops... all these fucking ops...

source it or lose the shoes

[–]Starslip 2 points3 points ago

I'm Batman, and I can breathe in space

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 3 points4 points ago

I already read it though. Thanks anyway.

[–]thevoxman 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say, that definitely looked like Shortpacked.

[–]Tuskuul 29 points30 points ago

https://d.facdn.net/art/nek0gami/1253407587.nek0gami_gc_rrr_face.jpg batman also makes this face aparently when no one's looking.

[–]tennis12master 35 points36 points ago

Reminds me of this really funny college humor Batman video.

[–]discdeath 24 points25 points ago

For another video in a similar vein, I'd recommend this one by Those Aren't Muskets.

[–]edoohan619 4 points5 points ago

I love that one! Also Fear me!

[–]hbdgas 3 points4 points ago

"Actual poop!"

[–]orthag 2 points3 points ago

TAM is hilarious. But only because they have Michael Swaim.

[–]PineappleBoots 0 points1 point ago

God I loved Swaim and TAM

[–]MagnusTheGreat 5 points6 points ago

"I'll analyze this. With science."

[–]no_egrets 1 point2 points ago

Also reminded me of one of the strips in the excellent HL2 comic 'Concerned'. The joke gets extended over the next few pages, too.

[–]trimeta 33 points34 points ago

I prefer this version

[–]turtal46 3 points4 points ago

[–]yethegodless 3 points4 points ago

My god. He'd be unstoppable.

[–]OmegaArcadia 2 points3 points ago

As if he already isn't?

[–]yethegodless 1 point2 points ago

I mean, I'd like to see Batman fight the Doctor. Just to see what would happen, y'know?

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

Batman would fuck him up.

[–]yethegodless 0 points1 point ago

Versus a TARDIS-wielding Doctor? So sure?

[–]laddergoat89 0 points1 point ago

Does the fight take place in the tardis?

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist 0 points1 point ago

The Doctor isn't exactly a world-class martial artist like Batman. He just has super main-character-always-wins powers through applied phlebotinum.

Edit: In hindsight, so does Batman with the gadgets. I call it a tie on the grounds that they would counter each other into nothingness.

[–]Miskatonic_Prof 0 points1 point ago

Much, much better. The punchline in OP's submission was pretty bad.

[–]Cptnwalrus 6 points7 points ago

I love how it's in the style of the older animated series.

[–]willworkforicecream 6 points7 points ago

I have the animated series on DVD. Whenever I babysit my three year old twin nieces I watch it with them. Currently everything and everyone is Batman.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Who the fuck says "chucko"?

[–]IHeartAmber 2 points3 points ago

Dat punchline in the title.

[–]SuperSlayin 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the laugh KookyGuy

[–]KookyGuy[S] -1 points0 points ago

You're welcome. If you liked this one go check the original artist's website. He has other Batman comic's like this one.

[–]SuperSlayin 0 points1 point ago

Thanks

[–]Bftws 1 point2 points ago

Classic.

[–]guileite 1 point2 points ago

Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!

[–]effervescence 1 point2 points ago

Shortpacked may not b the best web comic series, but his Batman one-shots are pretty great.

[–]BumCum 0 points1 point ago

I just realized how weird lowercase As looks on windows 7.

a

Weird.. there's all that shit on top.

back to the comic now.

[–]laddergoat89 0 points1 point ago

This comment looks so weird to those of us not on Windows 7.

[–]TheKeggles 0 points1 point ago

This just makes me think stan smith dresses up as batman

[–]imbapwnn00b 0 points1 point ago

THAT is the best bat-costume.

[–]edoohan619 0 points1 point ago

Potty training must have been a hassle

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 0 points1 point ago

Poor Gordon, falls for the old monkey trick every time.

[–]Man_on_the_Internet 0 points1 point ago

I loved how they did this in one of the beginning scenes of The Dark Knight. Batman and Gordon are in a bank vault talking about crime and stuff. Then of course Batman disappears after Gordon turns around for like 7 seconds. Now this is a goddam bank vault; there is literally one conceivable entry/exit. Also this is following a robbery where several people were killed, so cops are all over the place. This means that when Gordon turned around, Batman fucking sprinted out of that vault and ran by a large group of super confused police officers. Somehow there wasn't any noticeable noise and no cop walked into the vault and asked Gordon why that just went down.

[–]JustYourAverageBro 0 points1 point ago

Batmans only weakness.... Doors!!! Duhn duhn duhn!

[–]grimamour 0 points1 point ago

I was reading through these and most where complaints were of his referencing her as "my female" however I would like to give a high five to my dude because according to said femal she was away for two hours cuz she's lacking in sleep becuz of said male. LmfAoo think about ;) don't get it? She was catching a dicking!! And he was worrying cuz it been two hours and he needs so loving obv.

What do they teach in health class these days...

[–]Neuroscience_Yo 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the batman movie maker I used to have on windows 95, best game of my childhood by far, though im not sure if anyone will remember it. This is the only documentation of it i could find though

[–]ProfessionalExtemper 0 points1 point ago

AH! I had one for Spider Man once upon a time!

[–]MR_GABARISE -1 points0 points ago

[–]SlalomMan -1 points0 points ago

[–]JaddyD -1 points0 points ago

The real Batman would throw a smoke grenade, why would he reduce himself to such tomfoolery