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This is the proper way to play Skyrim (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Raahh43 70 points71 points ago

I wonder. How does the chair not fall over?

[–]notheanix 130 points131 points ago

I'm sure it has no problem staying erect.

[–]Woundedkneecap3XBOX 14 points15 points ago

You would guess it would be hard to keep it up like that.

[–]kourtbard 13 points14 points ago

After three hours, would need a doctor.

[–]JanCarlo 9 points10 points ago

Four*

[–]hired_goon 0 points1 point ago

Priapism

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_DerpPC 0 points1 point ago

With great difficulty

[–]zooted45 46 points47 points ago

Dude this is actually a screenshot from a really good porn haha

[–]theolockhart 17 points18 points ago

Care to share a link, friend?

[–]BobTheSpy 11 points12 points ago

Seconded

[–]BantyRooster 98 points99 points ago

Here it is.

[–]MofoJonesPS3 13 points14 points ago

Saved for later

[–]somedelightfulmoronPC 6 points7 points ago

Oh wow. Upvotes well earned. Here is another one.

[–]heliphaelPC 16 points17 points ago

I was wondering why I was linked to Snoop Dogg, but then I saw I had to turn off the family filter.

[–]IdontlikecockPC 1 point2 points ago

I thought you were joking haha

[–]TheFatBastard 1 point2 points ago

I'll be back later.

[–]Wolfman675XBOX 0 points1 point ago

very nice video.never knew it existed.

[–]JimmyMcShivXBOX 8 points9 points ago

From a really good porn? Uh what.

This is not a really good porn.

[–]PieMasterBobPS3 3 points4 points ago

Yeah all he linked was some softcore shit

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_DerpPC 2 points3 points ago

OP must surely deliver

[–]KingHavana 11 points12 points ago

So the pic is 3 months old but where is it from?

[–]ibetrollingyou 13 points14 points ago

Everywhere else on reddit.

[–]TheOriginalSamBell 2 points3 points ago

FTVGirls

[–]No_Creativityflair 1 point2 points ago

Not sure the video, but that is totally Melena Morgan and Elle. They have a ton of videos together on FTVgirls.

[–]KingHavana 1 point2 points ago

Thank you!

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_DerpPC 0 points1 point ago

This is it. NSFW obviously

[–]KucingNunaPS3 0 points1 point ago

How the hell You remember their names!?

[–]CheimonPC 1 point2 points ago

How could you not remember these two girls?

[–]No_Creativityflair 1 point2 points ago

It's a strange thing really. I can hardly remember the names of people I meet in real life, but porn stars and shit I have no problem with.

[–]KucingNunaPS3 0 points1 point ago

Agree

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_DerpPC 1 point2 points ago

Vid. NSFW obviously

[–]KingHavana 1 point2 points ago

Am I insane for wanting to watch their entire playthrough? I wonder if she actually made it to level 25. Edit: and thank you for the video!

[–]doubledutchclutch 10 points11 points ago

The girl In the chair has great posture.

[–]Sykotikflair 184 points185 points ago

This is the proper best way to gain karma on r/Skyim.

FTFY

[–]TalekAetemPC 83 points84 points ago

Skyrim

FTFY

[–]RelationshipCreeper 14 points15 points ago

This type of stuff tends to get heavily downvoted as much as it gets upvoted, which is why this one is at barely 175 at 5 hours. Rehashing popular r/skyrim opinions (example) is the real way to get karma without trying or caring.

[–]CheimonPC 14 points15 points ago

DAE like the Imperials?

[–]slapdashbrPC 5 points6 points ago

milk drinker!

[–]WheelchairdawgXBOX -4 points-3 points ago

IAE tired of Arrow to the Knee jokes or is it just me?!

[–]CheimonPC 2 points3 points ago

To be honest, arrowknee bashing is much more annoying than arrowkneeing.

[–]jean_ralfio -3 points-2 points ago

I used to get tired of arrow to the knee jokes like you until I took an arrow to the knee.

[–]varisforge -1 points0 points ago

Now I fucking despise them.

[–]OZZYROCKS98flair -2 points-1 points ago

I used to make arrow in the knee joke but then I realized they were as stupid as fuck.

[–]The_Mexorcist26PS3 65 points66 points ago

I downvote shit like this. I know it's rediquette to not downvote things I don't like but fuck rediquette. Because its just blatant karmawhoring and I've watched WAAAAYYY too much porn to give a shit about two naked girls doing non-sexual things.

[–]ScarjakaXBOX[!] 10 points11 points ago

Don't worry, people on reddit don't follow reddiquette any more.

[–]The_Mexorcist26PS3 6 points7 points ago

What makes the downvote button so taboo? Oh yeah, people who give a shit about karma, AKA karmawhores. How is it rude, when I found the comment to be rude or distasteful in my opinion? Or that I found the post to be either a really reported repost? Fucking reddit, man.

[–]ScarjakaXBOX[!] 8 points9 points ago

I only hate it when I say something that people disagree with so my comment gets hidden. Not everyone clicks the thing to show the comment.

[–]jhopkins40PC 6 points7 points ago

Aye, here here. The few of us who resist the hivemind are punished for it.

[–]Vaginuh 1 point2 points ago

True, this happens in a lot of political discussions. I'll write something, get one response for every 10 downvotes, then my post is hidden. :/

[–]Shoola 1 point2 points ago

Because your opinion is not the end all of opinions. You may not like something because of personal experiences, and something insightful may get hidden because of your personal problems.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Using the downvote button to disagree is bad, but using it on posts you consider to be poor quality or light on actual content is exactly what it was intended for.

[–]AnosonPC 1 point2 points ago

"People may not have seen this before, so its okay to repost it 40 million times"

Usually a bullshit excuse by mods to allow reposts.

The reason I unsubscribed from r/funny

[–]thelegorePC 4 points5 points ago

I don't think downvoting this is against reddiquette. This doesn't add content, right?

[–]christehchrisPC 23 points24 points ago

butt fuck rediquette

FTFY

[–]NBThunderbolt 2 points3 points ago

This is what reddiquette is about.

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[–]ninjamike808 13 points14 points ago

Reddiquette defines the down voting purpose as not attributing to the conversation. If you don't like it, you're just supposed to not do anything. Up vote what you like, down vote what doesn't contribute, and leave neutral everything else.

[–]Iamthesmartest 2 points3 points ago

The day I let people tell me how to do things on the internet is the day hell freezes over!

[–]Nickriffic 3 points4 points ago

Amen

[–]Ninjew333PC -4 points-3 points ago

well maybe hell did freeze over...I mean where else would the fucking heat come from

[–]Onslow_Skilsflair 11 points12 points ago

What's the point of Downvoting stuff you disagree with? It just promotes circlejerking.

[–]bartonarPC 4 points5 points ago

They're too blind to see...

[–]turchxXBOX 1 point2 points ago

Reposting?

[–]Fuzz25PC -5 points-4 points ago

> This is the proper best way to gain karma near 12 year olds.

FTFFY

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[–]WheelchairdawgXBOX 12 points13 points ago

Hey!

I'm 21 and rabble rabble rabble damn kids rabble rabble get off my lawn!

[–]BolshevikMuppet 7 points8 points ago

Based on the mark in the lower left-hand from the company that made this that appears in some versions of this picture on KarmaDecay, this appears far more likely to be two professional porn actresses who were instructed to sit like that and are playing a game neither know or are interested in, rather than a spontaneous act by two girls who legitimately enjoy the game.

[–]TalasPC 17 points18 points ago

I'm so confused... It's like modern art... I hate modern art...

[–]sumojoePC 94 points95 points ago

I don't understand why the one girl is wearing a helmet from 300. It's not from the right thing, and it seems like it would just be annoying trying to play with it on. Also the girl sitting on the back of the chair looks really uncomfortable. Everything about this picture seems poorly executed.

[–]Goliath89PC 110 points111 points ago

I think it's time you took a break from Reddit for a little bit.

[–]emethiasPS3 8 points9 points ago

Also they have a helmet similar to that in the thieve's guild quest "Scoundrel's Folly" inside the secret grotto where you get the confession from Gulum-Ei. It's on those selves near by.

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Closed_Imperial_Helmet

[–]JinglesthetigerXBOX 68 points69 points ago

Reddit: the only place where a picture of two naked women playing videogames is torn down to expose it's flaws.

[–]dgrim1214 36 points37 points ago

Obviously you've never been to /b/.

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[–]dgrim1214 9 points10 points ago

I haven't been there since 2009, but back then people would post porn and other people would just talk about how bad the lighting is, how poorly shot it was, etc.

[–]AllexanPC 2 points3 points ago

Not sure if relevant username or just stupid.

[–]I_LIKE_GIRAFFE_BONERPC 17 points18 points ago

They both just look so uninterested. Not only that, but who plays games in a chair and arches their back like that? That's gotta be uncomfortable.

[–]MBSquared 8 points9 points ago

Did you notice they're naked, too?! Must be cold trying to play naked.

[–]I_LIKE_GIRAFFE_BONERPC 0 points1 point ago

I mean really. 2/10 would not bang. Or play with.

[–]MBSquared 1 point2 points ago

-1/10

[–]SonicFlash01 7 points8 points ago

I think this falls into the "porn pandering for gamers' attentions" category rather than "legitimate game picture that happens to be hot"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I think the helmet is supposed to be the closed imperial helmet but the people who made the helmet suck

[–]Wolfman675XBOX 0 points1 point ago

Play oblivion and you shall understand the helmet.you know what? never mind,just look at the picture: http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1440&bih=807&tbm=isch&tbnid=TN9RBnWtxm6vGM:&imgrefurl=http://www.fantasy-art-and-portraits.com/fantasy_art_elder_scrolls_4_oblivion_armor_imperial_legion.html&docid=tFrsxHOK1tL8xM&imgurl=http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5083/5251217254_e03d7df9b1.jpg&w=400&h=500&ei=E4zyT9X8OYikrQH65viRBw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=342&sig=103875212416052699745&page=1&tbnh=150&tbnw=103&start=0&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:76&tx=61&ty=86 sorry for the clusterfuck of a link.

[–]sumojoePC 0 points1 point ago

Or it's from a porn shoot and they just said, "You know what, here's a fantasy-ish looking helmet."

[–]Wolfman675XBOX 0 points1 point ago

That could work too.

[–]MBSquared -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]uncleDamfee 11 points12 points ago

I wonder if those girls know anything about the game or if this was just some sort of lame attempt at getting nudity and PC gaming into one picture.

[–]Unshkblefaithflair 30 points31 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/vEzbC.jpg

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 32 points33 points ago

This is the same - just easier to read:

title comnts points age /r/
Skyrim Mount [nsfw] 3coms 1pt 22dys WTF
Thank you StumbleUpon 33coms 75pts 2mos gaming
Girls playing Skyrim naked [nsfw] 18coms 37pts 2mos gaming
Why is this so hot? - Cause its skyrim? 13coms 44pts 3mos nsfw
Just gaming 18coms 70pts 3mos pics
WTF + NSFW = WIN 118coms 734pts 3mos nsfw
Fos ro damn! NSFW 12coms 26pts 2mos gaming
Some really perky tits... 2coms 17pts 2mos nsfw
playin 66coms 293pts 2mos WTF
A new way to play video games? [NSFW] 98coms 283pts 24dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Samsy 1 point2 points ago

that is an excellent username!

[–]GoochMcScrotesXBOX 1 point2 points ago

Being on BaconReader, that is definitely not easier to read.

[–]GuyInATopHatPC 1 point2 points ago

How do you do this?

[–]Whoreadswhoreads 1 point2 points ago

I'm just that awesome.

[–]dgrim1214 12 points13 points ago

This has been EVERYWHERE on reddit.

[–]dirtymuffins23PS3 4 points5 points ago

how many times is this gonna be posted?

[–]A_SCHOOL_FOR_ANTS 3 points4 points ago

Is that a DELL monitor???

[–]wewdflair 0 points1 point ago

Appears to be a Dell U2410. They have fine taste in displays.

[–]KukantizXBOX 11 points12 points ago

Trying way too hard.

[–]Seto_SoraPS3 4 points5 points ago

Saw this image ages ago in r/nsfw. And even then it was old.

[–]nineteen_eightyfour 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I like it better on pc too.

[–]elliottmarter 2 points3 points ago

I agree, 5.1 surround sound is much more immersive than 2.1 stereo

[–]HookDragger 2 points3 points ago

Aka... the wrong way to have a threesome.

[–]FravasTheBard 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Skyrim Mount [nsfw] 3coms 1pt 22dys WTF
Thank you StumbleUpon 33coms 75pts 2mos gaming
Girls playing Skyrim naked [nsfw] 18coms 37pts 2mos gaming
Why is this so hot? - Cause its skyrim? 13coms 44pts 3mos nsfw
Just gaming 18coms 70pts 3mos pics
WTF + NSFW = WIN 118coms 734pts 3mos nsfw
Fos ro damn! NSFW 12coms 26pts 2mos gaming
Some really perky tits... 2coms 17pts 2mos nsfw
playin 66coms 293pts 2mos WTF
A new way to play video games? [NSFW] 98coms 283pts 24dys WTF

source: karmadecay

But I guess it's new to this sub, oddly enough.

[–]iiGrimXBOX 22 points23 points ago

2/10 would not bang

[–]Mr_Dr_Prof_DerpPC 0 points1 point ago

Orly? NSFW

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[–]No_Creativityflair 0 points1 point ago

Nope, Melena Morgan.

[–]darktitan22XBOX 1 point2 points ago

ima be gone for a lil while.......

[–]No_Creativityflair -1 points0 points ago

She's one of my favorite models. Her and I have spent a lot of time together. The other girl simply goes by Elle, they have a ton of videos together.

[–]Inittornitflair 1 point2 points ago

Not gonna lie, my first thought was "how the heck did that skinny little dude get such a hot petite girlfriend to perch on his chair and watch him play skyrim?" Then I saw the boob of the one in the chair and it all came together.

[–]syphon3980 1 point2 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Skyrim Mount [nsfw] 3coms 1pt 22dys WTF
Thank you StumbleUpon 33coms 75pts 2mos gaming
Girls playing Skyrim naked [nsfw] 18coms 37pts 2mos gaming
Why is this so hot? - Cause its skyrim? 13coms 44pts 3mos nsfw
Just gaming 18coms 70pts 3mos pics
WTF + NSFW = WIN 118coms 734pts 3mos nsfw
Fos ro damn! NSFW 12coms 26pts 2mos gaming
Some really perky tits... 2coms 17pts 2mos nsfw
playin 66coms 293pts 2mos WTF
A new way to play video games? [NSFW] 98coms 283pts 24dys WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]SoulDisruption 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck is that a 200mm mounted on the side of the case?

[–]Ted_From_Accounting 1 point2 points ago

is this OP's fair maidens? MOST EPIC OF LOOTS

[–]TheJanksflair 1 point2 points ago

Is that a fish tank in the case??!

[–]OZZYROCKS98flair 1 point2 points ago

GIVE ME THAT HELMET! I'll take the girls too.

[–]TheAOS 6 points7 points ago

Agreed, there's no way I'd play it on a console.

[–]hampesc 1 point2 points ago

Seen that porno over on FTV girls, nice to know someone shares my taste in porn.

[–]zooted45 0 points1 point ago

FTV FTW

[–]TeamMeeting 1 point2 points ago

A perfect submissions for /r/skyrimgonewild

[–]GeniusidiotPS3 0 points1 point ago

I would assume it's genderbent for the males, and since /r/skyrim is mostly populated by males...

/r/skyrim who are you letting ride your shoulders while you play and why is he naked?

[–]philosorapt0rN7PC 1 point2 points ago

No, the proper way is with your gf under your desk trying to distract you from playing. The arrangement in that picture looks horribly uncomfortable.

[–]walking_away_ 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes being under the table isn't as comfortable. The table doesn't go up and down as your head goes up and down.

[–]elight86 5 points6 points ago

Unless you're an ogre.

[–]unmorisXBOX 1 point2 points ago

BEWARE, BEWARE! THE DRAGONBORN COMES!

[–]bstampl1 0 points1 point ago

That is the proper way to do EVERYTHING

[–]Fuertisimo 0 points1 point ago

My first thought:

Hey that's my case!

[–]YoRpFiSh 0 points1 point ago

Yes I do believe you are on to something there

[–]SuperTurtleflair 0 points1 point ago

I hate this picture because girls like these will never be interested in me

[–]dirty_sanchez69 0 points1 point ago

Looks like CBBE got a new update!

[–]Ouroboratika 0 points1 point ago

She's gonna fall and break her fool head.

[–]Malvisto 0 points1 point ago

Ahh... Sovngarde.

[–]CakesmiteXBOX 0 points1 point ago

Amulett of mara did it again

[–]reidhasguitarXBOX 2 points3 points ago

*Dibella

[–]reidhasguitarXBOX 0 points1 point ago

That looks terribly uncomfortable.

[–]giantblumonsterballs 0 points1 point ago

seen this sooooo many times

[–]juusto 0 points1 point ago

there is someone standing outside the door

[–]gunpowder422XBOX 0 points1 point ago

Yeah no.

[–]Fumbleszflair 0 points1 point ago

Is that someone outside their window or is it a reflection? I can't tell

[–]EonBlueAegisXBOX 0 points1 point ago

That is the picture taker. An uncropped version of this was posted monthes ago. Fucking shameless reposts

[–]Fumbleszflair 1 point2 points ago

yea i figured, just the way he/she was standing was weird on the snow out the window

[–]Dankycheese 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]emethiasPS3 0 points1 point ago

I do like that set up.

[–]zekesonxx -1 points0 points ago

Yes it is.

[–]paxton125PC -1 points0 points ago

who is that? please don't let it be you

[–]Jon76 -1 points0 points ago

This is easily one of the weirdest pictures ever.

[–]Saske92 -1 points0 points ago

remember this two girls. same as in the video.

[–]Dericflair -1 points0 points ago

stop your karma whoring reposting shit.

[–]peterpwnage101 -1 points0 points ago

The only thing i can see is that the helme is from oblivion.

[–]Imgonnaroll -1 points0 points ago

(0-0) (•_•)>0-0 Yes yes it is

[–]moxiedrinker82 -2 points-1 points ago

Her body is ready...

[–]ajames336 -2 points-1 points ago

Did you guys have sex afterwards?

[–]Ottergameflair -2 points-1 points ago

They are going to have to throw that chair out, now.

[–]kolacomfortflair -3 points-2 points ago

NO Gampad??

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