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[–]Klavonsky 306 points307 points ago

That's not your friend. I've seen this picture like ten times. You are a liar.

[–]Nathan_Muir 54 points55 points ago

And he is a hypocrite: a top comment of his

[–]mnskater360 17 points18 points ago

No he's just a karma whore

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy 16 points17 points ago

Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

[–]Scrauz 22 points23 points ago

Can't a guy have a couple hundred thousand friends?

[–]jernau 31 points32 points ago

[–]mgill355 10 points11 points ago

gets me every time.

[–]Silvett -5 points-4 points ago

People like mgill355 must be the ones upvoting reposts

[–]ZeMilkman 0 points1 point ago

"There are no strangers, just friends I haven't met yet."

Too lazy to look up the source.

[–]Mzsickness 76 points77 points ago

Wow, there are a lot of people that know your friend.

Next time don't steal such an obvious picture--also, repost.

[–]_JES_ 39 points40 points ago

Bullshit

[–]reallifedog 45 points46 points ago

Cool, so you stole a picture you found online and called the subject your friend. Nice work.

[–]nozzle1993 29 points30 points ago

You should feel bad.

[–]grandmatakesasquirt 42 points43 points ago

the only thing dumber than your "friend" is your shitty post

[–]Buffalonian 36 points37 points ago

Why do people even up vote this crap? This picture has been floating around for about a year now.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 27 points28 points ago

Heh. You said floating.

[–]GoodGuyAlex 9 points10 points ago

Most people vote without reading the comments to see that it's a repost

[–]TheSquisis 7 points8 points ago

And since it made it to the front page, it's clearly not a repost to plenty of people.

[–]Notloc24 6 points7 points ago

forever alone: has one way friendship with internet picture

[–]Arlaine 3 points4 points ago

Until the fire nation attacked?

[–]UniversalRage 3 points4 points ago

I'm no Stephen Hawkings but that doesn't seem buoyant.

[–]harmonyofchaos3514 3 points4 points ago

downvoted for lying

[–]uhhhclem 16 points17 points ago

Dipshit.

[–]Jaksongitr 3 points4 points ago

Despicable Cock.

[–]raskolnikov- 13 points14 points ago

What sort of person would actually post something like this?

I mean, they literally must be thinking: "I'm going to blatantly lie in the title to get more karma." What kind of person would actually do that? What are you like in real life, OP?

[–]BeeAlk 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I wan't an AMA.

[–]Sanity_in_Moderation 4 points5 points ago

In this particular context, wan't is a contraction for wan not. BeeAlk is offering an AMA because he doesn't become pale, ill, or exhausted. Good on ya Bee, but this is neither the time nor the place.

[–]BeeAlk 0 points1 point ago

Yes, exactly.

[–]willienelsonmandela 0 points1 point ago

DESPICABLE!

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

He's the sort of person who thinks that the idea of reddit is to acquire karma.

Given that karma is entirely fucking useless, this is somewhat silly.

A bit like religion.

[–]DarkAura57 3 points4 points ago

You reposting hypocritical mother fucker

[–]shantridge 12 points13 points ago

Scummy reposter.

[–]HeroOfTime_99 3 points4 points ago

Mother of God.... I don't even care if OP doesn't know the guy... this is genius

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

Let's address that claim.

1) craft can only be used on dead flat water: it is not strong enough for anything else.

2) Sitting in a non-stable platform to row = stupid.

3) Trying to paddle with such low leverage = stupid.

4) When it flips and breaks there are too many ways to get tangled, and die.

About the only smart thing on this, is the sun shade. And for a paddled craft, even THAT is stupid as hell.

[–]Kahnza 1 point2 points ago

Instead of using a paddle, install a battery/solar powered trolling motor with a remote control. That way you can relax while you slowly creep around the pond/small lake.

[–]zniezgo 1 point2 points ago

Also, anacondas.

[–]erikgil 1 point2 points ago

Master and Commander.

[–]sdn 1 point2 points ago

That's not a very effective rowing pose. His back is going to hurt like crazy after no time at all.

[–]Mars_Ultor13 1 point2 points ago

Despite the fact I imagine this went horribly wrong, I still think that that is a fantastic idea.

[–]M0b1u5 -2 points-1 points ago

You'd be stupidly wrong then: it is a fucking awful idea.

[–]GreenUmbrellaShooter 1 point2 points ago

I hadn't seen it.

[–]machzel08 6 points7 points ago

When his foot gets tangled and the structure flips....he's gonna die.

[–]cheesefilleddog 7 points8 points ago

Came here to say this. I've never had luck with a hammock - much less one that could potentially drown me.

[–]Ynomeikiba 2 points3 points ago

The ropes on the sides of the hammock prevent flipping, but getting a foot tangled would still be a possibility on this obvious repost.

[–]syl_phirsty 0 points1 point ago

Your comment deserves better. For your bravery.

[–]Mieleman 4 points5 points ago

Its so stupid that a repost like this with a fake title get's 700+ upvotes. The whole comment section is bitching about it but it still got to the top! Dont get it

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

My friend thought he had a good idea on the river.

FTFY

[–]Guitarable 1 point2 points ago

"Someone I don't know at all thought he had a good idea on the river"

FTFY

Edit: what did you think you fixed?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Or

Saw this picture on reddit 5 days ago, LOL!

[–]M0b1u5 -1 points0 points ago

He thinks it is a good idea.

Mostly because he is retarded.

[–]M0b1u5 -1 points0 points ago

"thought he had" is correct, because the craft is retarded in every possible way.

[–]arersilnar 4 points5 points ago

[–]hokiehenry 2 points3 points ago

OP is a repost fag.

[–]fuzzyshorts 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen it.

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 6 points7 points ago

Doesn't mean he's not a karma whoring liar...

[–]Thunder_Bastard 0 points1 point ago

I wish there was just a Reddit-wide filter that automatically deleted any post with "My friend" in the title.

Just going through Reddit's top 10 pages or so there are an insane amount of them, and maybe .0001% of them are real.

[–]yougottawanna 0 points1 point ago

You are a re-posting piece of shit and I hope you die in a grease fire.

[–]Vespyro 0 points1 point ago

Is that Moot?

[–]uri_76 -2 points-1 points ago

He's like a redneck Indiana jones

[–]prappl93 -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, good idea til you flip it. Have fun getting THAT back upright.

[–]pliskie 1 point2 points ago

"Hey can you row that over here for a moment so we can talk about initial stability and secondary stability? You may want to know this."

[–]prappl93 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't mean some dillhole they clearly would be with wouldn't get out and attempt to flip it over to make their life hell...

[–]rb7_brady -2 points-1 points ago

i dont really know why you got downvoted, but i'll help ya out

[–]EpicGibs 0 points1 point ago

It's one thing to re-post an image and your thoughts about it. It's another to lie to fellow redditors in an attempt to get more Karma.

[–]jonasperrin -1 points0 points ago

One word: Repost.

[–]Gingerrific -3 points-2 points ago

As AlexanderDavidBand once said "One Word: Repost"

have a great day....and a downvote