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[–]oldmonkmgm 47 points48 points ago

Every breath you take

[–]luke95836 47 points48 points ago

Every move you make.

[–]oldmonkmgm 47 points48 points ago

Every bond you break

[–]GeminiFTWxD 44 points45 points ago

Every step you take

[–]bigwhitebird 64 points65 points ago

[–]ZippyDan 21 points22 points ago

Every cake you bake

[–]ZippyDan 18 points19 points ago

Every leaf you rake

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[–]Roaven 7 points8 points ago

Every can you shake

[–]solace1234 5 points6 points ago

every click you make

[–]orange_jooze -2 points-1 points ago

Pick up that can, citizen!

[–]oldmonkmgm 22 points23 points ago

[–]KingNick 11 points12 points ago

I honestly have no clue how they got away with that song.

I mean...did people just think it was adorable and didn't listen to the lyrics?!

[–]oldmonkmgm 3 points4 points ago

It was the 80s. People could get away with writing anything.

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[–]oldmonkmgm 2 points3 points ago

Oh man. Now I have to listen to every song on that list.

[–]xMooCowx 2 points3 points ago

That happens all the time. It's like people who play "time of your life" at weddings.

[–]booooooooooooosh 3 points4 points ago

WE DID IGNITE IT BUT WE'RE TRYING TO FIGHT IT.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 2 points3 points ago

*No we didn't light it but we're trying to fight it.

[–]McBurger 2 points3 points ago

THUN-DER! AaaAAAooaaAahahah

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[–]Fucked_up_Haiku 0 points1 point ago

Every step you take

Synchronize the king of pain

Sting fucks a long time

[–]kaskrinj 22 points23 points ago

This feeds the fire.

[–]cleagles 11 points12 points ago

You feed the fire.

[–]McBurger 3 points4 points ago

Your mom feeds the fire.

Probably overfeeds it, lookin at you.

[–]cleagles 1 point2 points ago

No you overfeed me McBurger!

[–]sheepyowl -1 points0 points ago

[–]dirtyjoo 1 point2 points ago

"We didn't start the fire." -Billy Joel

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

Not if it overwhelms the fire

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fire can handle its stress. Pretty hard to overwhelm.

[–]xyroclast 0 points1 point ago

Become pregnant and buy a dog a the same time. The fire will go out just fine.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'm going for it! Wish me luck!

[–]gam3rgirlskill 15 points16 points ago

repost, :/ I hate you

[–]Afro-Alchemist 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I remember this. Lol. I even still have this picture from quite a while ago, I think I have a screenshot because the comments made it even funnier.

[–]petsounds94 -1 points0 points ago

OP is a fag

[–]NotoriousMIG 3 points4 points ago

I hope he survived

[–]m1kepro 1 point2 points ago

We're all wondering! Did he succeed?

[–]Kongo204 2 points3 points ago

How cool would it be if the paper was lit before he was drawn

[–]onlyari[S] -3 points-2 points ago

That would make it "from the first breath"

[–]FistyMcDickface 2 points3 points ago

Dammit! This is one of those things where you're like "Why the hell didn't I think of that?!" Edit: forgot letter.

[–]onlyari[S] -4 points-3 points ago

I have that feeling every time that I am on Reddit!

[–]AndrewFM 2 points3 points ago

[–]HereToBeHappy 1 point2 points ago

Kinda sad actually, but I liked it.

[–]Pawtang 1 point2 points ago

Dang, he must've drawn that guy really fast

[–]Kunkletown 1 point2 points ago

Teenage suicide, don't do it!

[–]FrostByte122 1 point2 points ago

If the fire wasn't there, he kinda looks like he's lowering himself onto a huge dildo.

[–]Mynameismaybe 0 points1 point ago

Can somebody try and make this into a wallpaper?

[–]Nevrumnd 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/UNsx8.jpg As you requested sir.

[–]sigaven 0 points1 point ago

poor guy :(

[–]butterpoptard 0 points1 point ago

You must draw really fast.

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[–]DionneD 2 points3 points ago

Haha. Pretty sure he was joking.

[–]Megustatits[!] 0 points1 point ago

Marlon?? :)

[–]Obskulum 0 points1 point ago

You don't even credit the guy who originally posted this.

[–]SuperSlayin 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

Wondering if OP Fucked up and had to draw this few times due to the paper burning to fast

[–]Lochsa 0 points1 point ago

Kewl.

[–]aceuser 0 points1 point ago

Out, out, brief candle!

[–]conman_127 0 points1 point ago

I really like this, but man, that left eye looks messed up

[–]Dr_Gustav_Lauben 0 points1 point ago

I curse Zoidberg!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

His first name is john. Or Johny.

[–]QuiteUnoriginal -1 points0 points ago

[–]tommytweeter -1 points0 points ago

its clever, and artistic. but It's not really funny imo.

[–]leaveallyouhave23 -2 points-1 points ago

NSFL, dude.

[–]blore40 -2 points-1 points ago

Now do it to the Peeing Calvin pic