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[–]nastynate600 89 points90 points ago

You mean they didn't like your repost, so you came here to repost it and try and get karma.

[–]TimMitchell 4 points5 points ago

And he succeeded! YAY /r/funny!

[–]33whitten -1 points0 points ago

Also this makes it seem that /r/gaming like call of duty. Good god it is like he has never been there.

[–]illdrawyourface 30 points31 points ago

Maybe because it's been posted before.

Someone should make one where you're behind a wall and the enemy's bullets curve around the corner and kill you. But then you watch the kill cam and apparently your ass was sticking out but you swear it never was.

[–]FHmange 2 points3 points ago

AKA 'Magic bullet'. It's nothing else than a ping issue. Exists in all fps games.

[–]nath2411 0 points1 point ago

never happened to me on cs im years.. multiple times per game on CoD

[–]FHmange 2 points3 points ago

Okay that's true. It never happens to me in cs 1.6... I correct myself:

It exists in basically all fps games released since 2007~

[–]atotalstranger -2 points-1 points ago

nope, just ones that aren't meant to be played noncompetitively and have shitty net code.

[–]dazzie1986 0 points1 point ago

I have seen such a GIF. I can't remember where though! :(

[–]mothafukindragonborn 1 point2 points ago

perhaps /r/gaming a month ago

[–]dazzie1986 0 points1 point ago

Very likely.

[–]davidlyster 18 points19 points ago

Maybe they didn't like it because it's a shameless repost.

[–]Kinomi 16 points17 points ago

No, /r/gaming didn't like your fucking repost.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 2 points3 points ago

for me it's the opposite, I'm right next to them, about to knife them, then they see me, start shooting while i'm in the lunge towards them...and i'm dead before i stab them

[–]whois_north_dakota 4 points5 points ago

Call of duty, where you survive a .50 cal to the chest... And die from a throwing knife to the foot.

[–]Spazit 2 points3 points ago

If there is one thing /r/gaming loves it is making fun at (almost) all mainstream games.

I'm guessing it was the fact that your post was a repost is what they didn't like. Either way, you should try Nuclear Dawn.

[–]Mythros 0 points1 point ago

Recruiting for NDawn, even from the other side of the globe...

ohyou.jpg

[–]Jandklo 1 point2 points ago

First, you reposted. Second, this got quite a few upvotes when it was posted there.

[–]vviikkrraanntt 0 points1 point ago

woah butter smooth gif.

[–]HarleyCQuinn 0 points1 point ago

So many angry moments.

[–]atotalstranger 0 points1 point ago

Thats about right.

[–]musicman3739 0 points1 point ago

very true. this is why people old enough to think straight stopped buying call of duty after modern warfare.

[–]snitchsgetstitchs107 0 points1 point ago

Let the 10 year olds have the series, it's no good anymore anyway.

[–]seejanevote 0 points1 point ago

Can't even begin to count the number of times I heard my husband scream, "what!?are you mother fucking magic? I emptied 10 bullets into that assface and he just ran up an stabbed me!" I call them his cod moments

[–]Jsizzles93 0 points1 point ago

even though its a repost, call of duty gamers are way to freakin loyal to their game. You piss on call of duty and its like r/gaming becomes the brian mills of down votes

[–]you_wish81 -1 points0 points ago

Repost or not, it's still true

[–]hi_im_haley -1 points0 points ago

you should've used the striker.

[–]Ieuan1996 -1 points0 points ago

sees something on Reddit "Hey! Reddit will love this!"

[–]chaosmaster03 -1 points0 points ago

-_- so r/gaming doesn't like reposts big surprise

[–]KaneBlackard -1 points0 points ago

It's been posted and reposted again and again...

[–]g0ldenr3bel -2 points-1 points ago

Isnt that what happens when you suck?

[–]YURETOAST -3 points-2 points ago

re TOAST!