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[–]vxx 241 points242 points ago

Here is a Mirror of the soon not available Image.

I don´t know why I did that. To see Balotelli still hurts to me.

[–]hexapus 67 points68 points ago

[–]_Mattman_ 13 points14 points ago

That jug looks like him too.

[–]saxcy 82 points83 points ago

[–]twentyafterfour 56 points57 points ago

[–]Chrisuan 2 points3 points ago

It's weird seeing it from that side...

[–]Cadmond 4 points5 points ago

Every time I see a picture of him, he's shirtless..

[–]vxx 5 points6 points ago

Maybe because it is always the same picture, shopped into different situations.

[–]Cadmond 2 points3 points ago

So there's only one picture of him ever? Makes sense.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 3 points4 points ago

So where's the funny?

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

I don´t know why you are asking me and not OP.

Could it be that you are Hijacking Top comment to reap some Karma?

Edit: Sorry, that was a little bit short minded of me. Sometimes I am just a stupid asshole, Mr. VAN CUNTFUNK

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 4 points5 points ago

Could it be that I'm responding to the post that I actually saw the image in?

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

I Edited. I am stupid.

[–]Bowi -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]fumes 1 point2 points ago

its an image sharing board which have only 15 pages, which get refreshed after every new post, so when there are enough posts they replace the older post with the new one..

[–]rgzzo 329 points330 points ago

NO.IMGS.FROM.4CHAN. It will not be there in few hours.

[–]vxx 50 points51 points ago

I posted a Mirror below.

[–]Deathmask97 22 points23 points ago

Thank you for that. OP linking directly to 4chan? For shame. I think he's new to both these sites.

[–]Revoker 187 points188 points ago

[–]SkaveRat 26 points27 points ago

already gone

[–]agentalpha 8 points9 points ago

Still working on my end. Never clicked the link before now.

Edit: Fucking typos. I quit interwebz.

[–]TopherBlue2 28 points29 points ago

And here I thought we were upvoting the fact that 4chan was down.

[–]ihateyouwithasmile 3 points4 points ago

I believed the same... but curiosity got to me and decided to check the comments for confirmation.

Ignorance is bliss. The 404 was funnier than the actual linked image. Oh well.

[–]suckthisdeth 3 points4 points ago

newfags mad

[–]TopherBlue2 0 points1 point ago

agreed

[–]constipated_HELP 1 point2 points ago

Why the fuck does OP's link have so many upvotes.

[–]ShroudofTuring -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe the OP was referring to the 404 image?

[–]stugazze 118 points119 points ago

here's a link to the rest of them: http://imgur.com/a/pDrDE

[–]bitcheslovedroids 38 points39 points ago

Alright I laughed at the cotton one, I feel like an asshole now

[–]scare_cr0 7 points8 points ago

I'm black, I'll allow it.

[–]agentalpha 1 point2 points ago

Best photoshops of the day so far!

[–]Space-Dementia 3 points4 points ago

Pool's closed, genius. Reference for anyone that needs reference.

[–]tctps 0 points1 point ago

Thank you

[–]vonDread -2 points-1 points ago

How and why is any of this funny?

[–]iPlunder 28 points29 points ago

Who the fuck keeps hotlinking to 4chan?

[–]PanosRules 10 points11 points ago

Newfags !

[–]phishsticker 27 points28 points ago

[–]JohnW64 8 points9 points ago

Geodude?

[–]ljw30 1 point2 points ago

I raffed hard

[–]Bokks 1 point2 points ago

you rost.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of meatwad from ATHF.

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean AUPS1... Oh, no, I mean ASYKW.

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

confirmed for newfag

[–]pinheadd 8 points9 points ago

implying this is green text

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

implgyn

[–]ScomberomorusCavalla 9 points10 points ago

>reddit

>trying to greentext

>ISHYGDDT

[–]unicornon 15 points16 points ago

>calling someone out for not greentexting right

>using code format to greentext

>2012

[–]Disgustipated2 5 points6 points ago

Why would you link to a 4chan thread? It has 404d.

[–]suicidemachine 11 points12 points ago

It's 2012 and people still don't know pics posted from 4chan disappear after few minutes?

[–]kingssman 8 points9 points ago

Summer

[–]seriouslyzz 20 points21 points ago

fucking summerfags

[–]Badger2qrd 13 points14 points ago

[–]Genericdruid 5 points6 points ago

Did you honestly link directly to a thread? How retarded are you.

[–]JGumb 3 points4 points ago

After seeing the image I wish I could downvote again.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 31 points32 points ago

[–]RzK 3 points4 points ago

It didnt make my day because its not even funny

[–]kr094 3 points4 points ago

What a fucking idiot

[–]anonimyus 3 points4 points ago

404

[–]GeekyCivic 13 points14 points ago

Even the original looks super shopped. Like everyone in the back of the room were definitely pasted in from another image...

[–]arbitration_man 9 points10 points ago

If you hear footsteps, it's most likely a horse and not a zebra.

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[–]arbitration_man 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha yes, I meant hoofsteps :P

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]arbitration_man 0 points1 point ago

Haha ok. I wasn't sure what to do and figure people might just read below.

[–]GrammerNasi 0 points1 point ago

Actually if I hear footsteps I'm guessing human.. If I hear hoofsteps on the other hand, I think horses, not zebras.

[–]IMBJR 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone really believe that that type of image analysis really works?

[–]tctps 0 points1 point ago

yeah wtf?

[–]Slagathordan 2 points3 points ago

I just stared at the 404 image trying to find out how this in any way made your day. Then I felt bad for you. Then I realized what had really happened and felt even worse.

[–]Jumpthenexttrain 2 points3 points ago

Summerfriend doesn't know how 404 works.

[–]wisdumb 2 points3 points ago

Fucking newfag can't learn to screenshot.

[–]aAwW 2 points3 points ago

Linking 4chan images. One should never go full retard.

[–]TheoQ99 2 points3 points ago

HOLY FUCKING DICK YOU SUMMER FAGGOTS NEED TO GTFO. Seriously, linking directly to 4chan with 404 faster than a brick going through your window.

[–]JackGrey 5 points6 points ago

Super Mario!

[–]divinesleeper 2 points3 points ago

"So what do you think should be our next move, President Balotelli?"

"Take your shirts off. All of you."

[–]mbgluck 3 points4 points ago

You're retarded for linking to 4can

[–]supergalactic 1 point2 points ago

I lost it at the Ferrari

[–]24cal 1 point2 points ago

When will people learn that you cannot post 4Chan links. Noobs!

[–]fiddler764 1 point2 points ago

HERP DERP 4CHAN

[–]miaomiao 1 point2 points ago

Keep on clicking this link because it keeps on staying blue....

[–]HonesTea 1 point2 points ago

[–]AmIDoinThisRite 1 point2 points ago

One does not simply link to 4chan.

[–]thefirstmimzy 1 point2 points ago

You internetted wrong posting a 4 chan pic!

[–]yrogerg123 1 point2 points ago

Linking directly to 4chan is a noob move.

[–]Danleyson 1 point2 points ago

You're such a fag.

[–]Povidius 1 point2 points ago

Summer fag!

[–]PaddyB 1 point2 points ago

I received a 404. But it was a girl looking in her shorts which totally made my day. So thank you sir.

[–]prestonecst 5 points6 points ago

op is a fag

[–]TheWhiteUsher 4 points5 points ago

Cool use of apostrophes.

[–]thersoiv 3 points4 points ago

This is newfag on so many levels.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 0 points1 point ago

Who the hell is this guy and why is he all over my internets?

[–]The_Iron_Dentist 2 points3 points ago

Mario Balotelli is the slightly unstable bad boy of the Italian soccer team. He scored to key goals to upset Germany and place Italy in the Euro tournament final.

[–]KeenKong 1 point2 points ago

Did you really just spell "two" as "to"? I mean... really. What the fuck man?

[–]The_Iron_Dentist 0 points1 point ago

Mobile Redditing. It's a bitch sometimes.

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

Duh. He is the president of the United States. Jeez.

[–]ByTheBeardOfZues 0 points1 point ago

I believe his name is Howard Cosby, the love child of Bill Cosby and Will Smith. Famous for being the first black man on the moon. :)

[–]doesnt_really_upvote 4 points5 points ago

OP is faggot

[–]spock_block 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me this is a thing

[–]Occassional_Troll 0 points1 point ago

Are we done with the "4chan is a horrible place" circlejerk already?

[–]V3RTiG0 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to hurt something, my link won't turn purple, it's ruining everything!

[–]TrueMilli 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I don't think 4chan works the way you think it does.

[–]stalker7d7 0 points1 point ago

You dare steal from 4chan and post to reddit? You are evil.

[–]tekufah98 0 points1 point ago

you shit-ass.

[–]stickmaster_flex 0 points1 point ago

Clicked that before seeing it was from 4chan. Fortunately not replaced with goatse

[–]spaceship 0 points1 point ago

supertroll.

[–]MB38 0 points1 point ago

[–]leophir 0 points1 point ago

Newfag shouldn't link 4chan on Reddit :(

[–]claudesoph 0 points1 point ago

All this effort towards mirrors for something that's not even that funny...

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

How many times will people post this fuckin shit from 4chan...

[–]The_Great_Squijibo 0 points1 point ago

Bunch of Yotsuba cartoon pics. Alright...

[–]petler477 0 points1 point ago

This won't turn PURPLE.

[–]andrewth09 0 points1 point ago

newfag cant download pic.

[–]Kornbeef 0 points1 point ago

Only new fags don't know that these 404 after so long. New fag.

[–]SleeplessinOslo 0 points1 point ago

Hotlinking to 4chan... cancer does not know how to triforce

[–]Spiro_Agnew -1 points0 points ago

Your day must've sucked.

[–]hoodedbob 0 points1 point ago

[–]hflol 0 points1 point ago

You're a dumpass.

[–]Ommec 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, who else has clicked this fucking link like 20 times?

[–]moar_noaw -1 points0 points ago

I saw this from a comment in a thread yesterday. Good stuff.

[–]tronbabylove -1 points0 points ago

Can you imagine if Balotelli were actually Commander in Chief? Or in charge of anything even remotely important, for that matter...

[–]Tater_Rock -2 points-1 points ago

Finally something that made me laugh.

[–]whitew0lf -2 points-1 points ago

say what you want, he may have fucked up the entire euro until the game with Germany. i think he made up for being a douche.

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[–]dead_serious_ -5 points-4 points ago

go back to 9gag please.

Made a link for you

[–]GoneWithLaw 4 points5 points ago

You idiot, you are giving the site more traffic.

[–]dead_serious_ 0 points1 point ago

Why is that a bad thing? I don't care where people have bad humor as long as it's not here.

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[–]UnderDogs 5 points6 points ago