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[–]Kiyiko 115 points116 points ago

Have another ^_^

[–]Vlyn 25 points26 points ago

[–]almosteeen58 10 points11 points ago

Shouldn't his/her hair be white/gray before picking a side?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Vlyn 3 points4 points ago

Ummmm…

Not exactly.

But we got other ones for that!

[–]notyourstepdad 3 points4 points ago

best pony gif ever

[–]sgt_ep1k 0 points1 point ago

That is probably the best gif ive ever seen.

[–]Vlyn 1 point2 points ago

[–]Troll-Catcher 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't have to. If he wants to he's welcome to watch.

[–]Vlyn 2 points3 points ago

Umm… sure… it was just a… a… suggestion…sorry…gotta go

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

You need to get out if you think so.

[–]awesomebbq -1 points0 points ago

Honesty:

It looks stupid

[–]Vlyn 0 points1 point ago

It also looks stupid when you write honestly wrong :-)

[–]awesomebbq 0 points1 point ago

I didn't write honestly

[–]Vlyn 0 points1 point ago

I know... and this is the reason it's false.

You could've used honest or honestly. Honesty doesn't fit in... even I know that and English is not my mother language...

[–]awesomebbq 1 point2 points ago

Alright alright, i'm sorry

[–]Vlyn 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate that. Have a nice day! :-)

[–]somesortof[S] 0 points1 point ago

BANG!

[–]Kiyiko 7 points8 points ago

how the hell did this thread get 1000 upvotes :|

I, as a knight of /new was supposed to kill it D:

[–]Todomanna 5 points6 points ago

You have dishonored yourself and your family for seven generations. The only way to regain your lost honor is to sacrifice your life for your future generations.

[–]z0p 1 point2 points ago

[–]somesortof[S] -2 points-1 points ago

But....

Do you know how i see some images/gifs on Reddit? Meme's.. the image is the meme, the title the captation...

Why always down vote a repost? Good guy Greg's face is the same in every post, We don't call those reposts?

It's not only about the image/gif, it's the way you put it... saying i love you doesn't have a meaning when said without feelings... (Geez, I'm getting sentimental... but you'll get where I'm going)

You know... just saying...

[–]Kiyiko 0 points1 point ago

You... love me? (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

[–]somesortof[S] -1 points0 points ago

no one ever asked... but, why not?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Now kiss. Slowly.

[–]CummingEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

A meme is actually just something popular on the internet that people share around (or something like that, I don't know the exact definition).

Using the same image macro (e.g. GGG) as another guy isn't reposting as long as it has a different caption. If it has a different caption then it isn't the same thing, so why would it be a repost?

And I have no idea what you're on about after that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Wrong, sir! Technically, anyway. A meme, in it's proper definition is anything which is culturally relevant. Which is correct for images and such, too, but it also includes music and Facebook and Game of Thrones and everything else that old people don't do.

[–]CummingEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

I stand corrected. I just googled "define: meme" (not the most reliable definitions, I know). Thanks for enlightening me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Knowledge is power!

[–]somesortof[S] -5 points-4 points ago

yes, but the caption being the title makes it relevant..

[–]FruitBeef 0 points1 point ago

Obviously you're new because there are thousands of posts like this with the exact same title.

[–]somesortof[S] -3 points-2 points ago

but are the images the same?

[–]FruitBeef 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure there was a post exactly like this one at one point.

[–]somesortof[S] -2 points-1 points ago

And then i grant you the full right of a down vote...

[–]somesortof[S] -4 points-3 points ago

update: when i would repost a image with the same title as the original one, it does deserve a down vote of course... (yes, yes, 'l esprit de escalier)

[–]CummingEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

You can edit comments rather than making a new one each time, just so you know.

[–]somesortof[S] -2 points-1 points ago

i know... I'm just lazy...

[–]CummingEverywhere 1 point2 points ago

So... it's easier to click reply than to click edit? One would think it would take the same amount of physical and mental effort, but whatever.

[–]somesortof[S] -1 points0 points ago

not when posting comments with a Samsung tab...

[–]CummingEverywhere 1 point2 points ago

Ahh ok, I understand.

[–]somesortof[S] -5 points-4 points ago

I regret nothing :$

[–]abipes13 0 points1 point ago

To boost his/her tolerance

[–]mrpineapplehouse 10 points11 points ago

try /r/reactiongifs.

although they aren't too fond of reposts over there either

[–]confuzzledfather 11 points12 points ago

[–]UnholyDemigod 2 points3 points ago

That looks like a bum

[–]biga29 1 point2 points ago

I remember when I first joined, I posted like seven comments and a few minutes later saw that each had one upvote. I got so excited that someone had agreed with everything I said, then I realized... :(

[–]DocShadeball420 20 points21 points ago

You shouldn't feel that way, because up and down votes mean absolutely nothing, who cares if some angry virgin doesn't like what you posted?

[–]BigB69 9 points10 points ago

How to get downvotes: " I have a girlfriend"

[–]Caristinn 1 point2 points ago

Greetings. I am a Christian pro-life activist and I strongly believe that SOPA would be a good thing for the Internet. After all, piracy is stealing.

[–]UnholyDemigod 0 points1 point ago

I thought reddit actually agrees with that stance on piracy

[–]LeConnor 0 points1 point ago

They do, but they aren't as vocal or butthurt

[–]Ahtien 4 points5 points ago

I was having such a nice day, and there you come. Reminding me of how virgin I am. Off to masterbait. FUCK YOU!

[–]Michaeldwiles 1 point2 points ago

Angry virgin, hilarious.

[–]I_FISTED_JESUS 2 points3 points ago

HAH! They think we´re angry.

[–]Breathing_Balls 3 points4 points ago

ggrrrrrr.

[–]Forhavu 2 points3 points ago

Sorry my balls are a little irritated. Sshhh

-shoves balls back into pants-

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

[–]thisguynamedjoe 0 points1 point ago

I like what you said there.

[–]goeraz 0 points1 point ago

\,,,,,,,,,|,,,,,,,,,/

-|BRAVERY|-

/'''''''''''''''|'''''''''''''''\

[–]DocShadeball420 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it

[–]goeraz 3 points4 points ago

One does not simply bash Karma on reddit, unless you know, he had a serious amount of bravery.

[–]specop16 2 points3 points ago

3 months? isn't that a bit of a stretch for "new"?

[–]mthslhrookiecard 5 points6 points ago

I hope this is what your first repost feels like too

[–]tylerE2000 1 point2 points ago

thats what he gets for his stupid haircut-_-

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Thats wierd, usually when people post taking balls to the face it gets an upvote...

[–]dairypuma 1 point2 points ago

As my dad always told me:

Suck it up, you sissy bitch!

[–]timlam 1 point2 points ago

i can relate to this, since every i commented got downvoted back to hell >> (i realy thought my comments didnt suck that much)

[–]Kongo204 1 point2 points ago

Right in the karma

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 1 point2 points ago

Here have another. :-)

[–]rasta_lion 1 point2 points ago

Here have another! No just kidding. I'm not an asshole who doesn't know how to work the up and downvote buttons

[–]arghnard 1 point2 points ago

VIDEO PLEASE

[–]aiuhsdghdzg 1 point2 points ago

5,901 up votes 5,085 down votes

...bro, I'm so sorry

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I think I actually heard the sound it made when the ball hit him...

[–]wookiesandwich 3 points4 points ago

here, have another

[–]faukenboomin 4 points5 points ago

Pow right in the kisser

[–]mamajamerson -3 points-2 points ago

Pow right in the kisser

edit: Go ahead and downvote me! He made a reference to dialog within an animated series, which I happen to enjoy also. I followed with the next line in said dialog. Doing this made me chuckle. Which , I submit, is the best reason to comment on anything in this sub.

Wow, pointless ranting really does feel good! I think I shall try it again at some point.

And, here's what I think of your imaginary internet disapproval.

[–]sailingthefantasea 0 points1 point ago

And then you have to decide whether to delete the comment or not.

[–]PhatDude2456 0 points1 point ago

That looks worse every time I see it

[–]kranzt 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why....but I couldn't stop watching that. I had to force myself. haha.

[–]ProperGrammarBitch 0 points1 point ago

I know the feeling. Fuck.

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 0 points1 point ago

This is one gif where I didn't mind my internet loading it slow as fuck.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The awkward looking smile on his face really pulls it together.

[–]jimsnaps 0 points1 point ago

Strap on a helmet. There's a lot of those going around. ಠ_ಠ

[–]veriix 1 point2 points ago

I know right, did some other website die, what's with all the noobs recently?

[–]CapoDV 0 points1 point ago

His arm doesn't go up till well after he was hit, that's just poor reaction time

[–]BridgetteBane 0 points1 point ago

Man, this totally happened to me last night. I was playing a toss game with my friends, hear this odd noise, and look up to see what the source of the noise was. It was the ball my friend had kicked, and my looking up caused the thing to hit me right in the damned face, instead of breezing right over me. Stupid plastic balls...

[–]midget424 0 points1 point ago

hahah i loled

[–]redfox2go 0 points1 point ago

Just for that... upvotes

[–]este_hombre 0 points1 point ago

3000 karma in 3 months? somesortof I'm sure that downvote must be sooooooo terrible.

[–]chillin52 0 points1 point ago

It just gets funnier and funnier . I love it!!

[–]zerocoke 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]sftktysluttykty 0 points1 point ago

Laughed til I couldn't breathe. I had to close the window because I just couldn't look at it without laughing harder.

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games until one person in a community of millions of people does not see completely eye to eye with you for once.

[–]QuaereVerumm 0 points1 point ago

Think of it as building character.

[–]mackinoncougars 0 points1 point ago

This was my reaction. My first major down vote was because of some vulgar rape joke. I was just watching my karma go down and was thinking, why doesn't anyone think it's funny? They must be jealous.

[–]ajkeel 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a kid version of my ex's current boyfriend.. this was slightly satisfying.

[–]Thysess 0 points1 point ago

This guy isn't even a new redditor. He has over 3,000 Karma from a decent amount of reposts.

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

Ouch! I thought the kid saw it coming but I guess not!

[–]Jay_KWM 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro. Here's an up.

[–]bigweiner 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty frustrating especially when you thought you added to the conversation or said something clever.

[–]cleagles -1 points0 points ago

Damn you must have a pretty bad headache right now. Currently 27 downvotes.

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes -4 points-3 points ago

Sympathy upvote for you. Also that .gif is funny and upvote worthy.

[–]Narkuza -3 points-2 points ago

I feel your pain

[–]MamiMora -2 points-1 points ago

yeah I know the feeling! LOL

[–]CummingEverywhere 1 point2 points ago

Your use of "LOL" disappoints me.

[–]mackinoncougars 0 points1 point ago

I agree, it's important to know the difference of when to use 'lol' or 'haha'. that was more of a 'haha' moment..

[–]PaulaSchultzsGrave -3 points-2 points ago

That just made my morning...