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[–]moogoesthecat 2 points3 points ago

Before we get ahead of ourselves, it's a tortoise, not a turtle.

[–]neubs 25 points26 points ago

Repost

[–]time20 6 points7 points ago

i feel just like the bunny after seeing this was a repost. Fuck!

[–]n3rf[S] 0 points1 point ago

ive been on reddit for more than a year and I have NEVER seen this before my father sent it to me this morning. It brightened my day and I wanted to share it with you. Give me the benefit of the doubt instead mindlessly crying "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST" all the time.

[–]ipromack 4 points5 points ago

If you didn't take/make the picture yourself, or you found it online, or someone sent it to you, it's a repost.

[–]Wiener_Nuggets 0 points1 point ago

If you want to post a link to Reddit, check with www.karmadecay.com first to avoid being humiliated.

P.S. If your dad forwards you an image through e-mail, you can bet everyone else has already seen it

[–]neubs -5 points-4 points ago

As someone who has no life and spends vast amounts of time here I feel it is my duty to downvote and call it as I see it. Enjoy your tainted karma sir.

[–]jakemyers7 4 points5 points ago

So your lifes purpose is to be a dick?

[–]YourFavoriteHippo 7 points8 points ago

Totally haven't seen this one before, you must have made it yourself.

[–]122ninjas 8 points9 points ago

Race you to repost?

[–]KingTroll69 1 point2 points ago

OP wins!

[–]BloodyIron 0 points1 point ago

ENDLES EDGES BROWNIE PAD FUCK YES

[–]Iamadinocopter 8 points9 points ago

nice repost dipshit.

[–]Saganomics 3 points4 points ago

Look at all these reposts of the word "repost" right here.

[–]skull2244 2 points3 points ago

Funny how most of the comments bitch about reposts like whining babies, but the links still on the front page.

95% of the shit posted of the internet is a repost, deal with it.

(Source: I made it the fuck up.)

[–]ProlificAlias 0 points1 point ago

Someone pleas fix this with the rabbit pulling everything in like a turtle

[–]Journalisto 0 points1 point ago

He only won by a hare.

[–]funnystuff97 -3 points-2 points ago

R to the E... Anyone? No? Forever alone...