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[–]Anon6942 83 points84 points ago

Nipples, that is all.

[–]idrawinmargins 48 points49 points ago

Nipples that could literally cut glass.

[–]Shilo59 24 points25 points ago

Diamond tipped nipples.

[–]protomd -5 points-4 points ago

*diamond

[–]DynamiteWthLaserBeam 4 points5 points ago

Rock nipples

FTFY

[–]PaulSheldon 18 points19 points ago

[–]AntiGravityGoat 9 points10 points ago

Not sure what I expected.

[–]General_Droid 2 points3 points ago

He's just a little cold.

[–]SnipersASpai 2 points3 points ago

Titty sprinkles.

[–]GirlWithThePandaHat 0 points1 point ago

I for one could not stop staring at them, no idea how the rest of the picture turned out... Nipples...

[–]MLP_Rambo 0 points1 point ago

Well i guess you could say

sunglasses

he's got rock hard nipples

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]wawawawi 20 points21 points ago

It's.. too powerful. We must destroy it before it destroys us.

[–]21007[S] 15 points16 points ago

not my work BTW

[–]mikeninelungs 1 point2 points ago

I was just about to tell you to make gaben

[–]Carambar 8 points9 points ago

Gaben Freeman?

[–]mikeninelungs -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah, I stumbled over here from r/trees. My bad

[–]SharkThug 15 points16 points ago

It's alright. Someone has already made a Gaben Freeman.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 4 points5 points ago

I really hope this becomes the box art for HL3.

[–]mikeninelungs 0 points1 point ago

Nice.

[–]Tunnelofpain 7 points8 points ago

Can someone make that to look like MorGoron Freeman?

[–]LumpySpaceLump 1 point2 points ago

Omg Morgoron Freeman! Yes, this needs to exist.

[–]TLAMP28 0 points1 point ago

that's what i expected when i opened the link. didnt even see it was posted in r/gaming

[–]yasisterstwat 19 points20 points ago

[–]fishmanscoop 8 points9 points ago

I was expecting a Morgan Freeman mashup...

[–]rookiechef 3 points4 points ago

Me too, which is why I clicked on the link...I then spent 20 minutes googling morgan freeman as a goron. No luck.

[–]edtehgar 2 points3 points ago

I love the big goran sword.

That is all i have to contribute to this topic.

[–]SonOfHellRazor 1 point2 points ago

Upvote FOR HONESTY

[–]PsychoMantle 2 points3 points ago

We need Zora Deschanel!

[–]InvaderSkoodge 2 points3 points ago

I would play that game without a moments hesitation. This is how badly I want HL3.

[–]CovertAI 3 points4 points ago

[–]Oddjob7500 2 points3 points ago

ABSOLUTELY

[–]jasamo 0 points1 point ago

Indeed, but more specifically this.

[–]Tuxlar 0 points1 point ago

[–]AceVenturaPD 1 point2 points ago

Well, at least now he'll shut the fuck up.

[–]RedsClues 1 point2 points ago

I honestly though it was Gaben before I saw the title

[–]ferrarisnowday 1 point2 points ago

Glottis?

[–]SisRob 1 point2 points ago

/r/charactercrossovers would love this!

[–]Atmosck 1 point2 points ago

I clicked on this without actually reading the title an thought, "hipster Goron?"

[–]sylinmino 1 point2 points ago

the two greatest video game worlds collide...the universe will explode now

[–]tarktan 0 points1 point ago

Just think. He can now eat bombs.

[–]thatdovahkiinyouknow 1 point2 points ago

Now the zombines ain't got noth'n on him!

[–]tarktan 1 point2 points ago

Bombs > brains. You are correct sir.

[–]DAN3JA 0 points1 point ago

...in Half-Life 2: Episode Tri.

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

Someone really needs to make one of these for Robert Freeman...

[–]Lakolguy 0 points1 point ago

how has this not been done before? ingenious!

[–]iamrandomperson 0 points1 point ago

still waiting for gorman freeman

[–]Hoooooooar 0 points1 point ago

At least...... hes got bombs.

[–]Wuiss908 0 points1 point ago

Dem eyes..

[–]cownage 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to put a gorons face on Gordon freeman!

[–]LouieVaz 0 points1 point ago

Who is the better silent protagonist? Goron Freeman or Link?

[–]randazza 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a lot of crazy shit.. But.. What the fuck.

[–]ockhamschainsaw 0 points1 point ago

before I noticed the crowbar I was thinking "how does this in any way look like Morgan Freeman?" then it hit me like a headcrab.

[–]Edawwg 0 points1 point ago

where'd he get that loin cloth?

[–]antmanlav 0 points1 point ago

The /r/gaming duo. Half-Life and Zelda/

[–]Drataia 0 points1 point ago

No half-life symbols on his body? I am disappoint.

[–]mj0nes 0 points1 point ago

GoronPikachu here, wus up

[–]davepople 0 points1 point ago

These comments suck

[–]meditonsin 0 points1 point ago

I groaned out loud at this.

[–]ArtemisLives 0 points1 point ago

How baked was the artist to come tothia artistic conclusion?

[–]Sulla06c 0 points1 point ago

Please explain to me how cannabis was not involved in this operation.

[–]tainted_panda 0 points1 point ago

its sad because your username is probably close to the release date of half life 3

[–]Murdathon3000 0 points1 point ago

Too far, bro...

[–]TigerRei 0 points1 point ago

[–]Brendan97 0 points1 point ago

lol nice

[–]6Bunny 0 points1 point ago

Janet Jackson nipples.

[–]saxshoe 0 points1 point ago

?ಠ_ಠ?

[–]Luukie 0 points1 point ago

Half life 3

[–]KobraKid11 0 points1 point ago

A mixture between Zelda and Half Life has been created. Prepare to be temporarily the most popular person on the Internet.

[–]LetsPlayCalvinball 0 points1 point ago

What's going on here someones been playing calvinball without my conscent and now there's Freemans all over!

[–]mrplow8 0 points1 point ago

My Grandfather's name is Goron Freeman.

[–]rahtin 0 points1 point ago

I just changed my desktop background a couple days ago, but this....

[–]TheFashionableBro 0 points1 point ago

Why is this on the front page?

[–]shinjielric 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit. I mean the guy hasent worked for over 8 years.

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 0 points1 point ago

Sold on this idea already

[–]Blatillazilla 0 points1 point ago

Darnit woman! I know how to please a man! Just not a rock monster man ):

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I present Morgdon Freeman

[–]joemamasphoenix 0 points1 point ago

Amazing

[–]Zorin 0 points1 point ago

Gorram Freeman

[–]tandembicyclegang 0 points1 point ago

The nipples... the nipples.

[–]columbine -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

God this place is fucking horrible.

[–]MegaMoule -1 points0 points ago

WHY WAS THIS NOT DONE BEFORE?

[–]McShizzL -5 points-4 points ago

sigh /r/gaming sigh

[–]KingCrazy12 -1 points0 points ago

i cant express the amount of love i have for this

[–]KingWeeGee -1 points0 points ago

[–]Monster7000 -1 points0 points ago

Man...now that we're at a point were Gorons are being given the Gordan Freeman make-over, all I can say is you guys really do need that third half life to come out, don't you? I mean, you're making Gorons in to your beloved Freeman because you don't have the game to play. This is getting stranded-on-an-island-and-talking-to-a-volleyball sad.

[–]JanCarlo -1 points0 points ago

...

Seriously? Another one of these?

[–]HappyKenzo -1 points0 points ago

Wooooops looks like gordon freeman has been in a lot of radiation. Men I'm really looking forward to Half-Life 3. Anyone knows when it comes out? I waited already so loooong -___-!

[–]RelevantRoll -2 points-1 points ago

Zelda/Half-Life mashup

[–]cakeswithahuman -2 points-1 points ago

This can't be considered canon. Why would a Goron ever need a crowbar? I might buy it if he had a deku stick or something.

[–]AgitatedBear -2 points-1 points ago

Nipples, that is all.