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[–]Greggo1220 5 points6 points ago

Couldnt see it, imgur was down

[–]flyingcanuck 1 point2 points ago

Hit "Refresh". Today, it got so bad that I wandered over to fmylife.com

[–]Chicoramero 2 points3 points ago

I went to memebase. I barely recognized it.

[–]TearTea 3 points4 points ago

I just cry . . .

[–]RedsClues 2 points3 points ago

I watched a movie. But nay, I did not simply WATCH a movie - I pressed refresh every couple of minutes or so. Just to make sure. Because, you know, reddit.

[–]Most_unique_name 2 points3 points ago

Im pretty sure the more honest answer from majority of redditors is "incessant masturbation"

[–]lunchbawx 2 points3 points ago

I'm Australian. I was asleep.

[–]Black_Apalachi 2 points3 points ago

I go to the pub. In fact, I didn't even know reddit was down. The worst part about it is coming back to find nothing but infinite bullshit highlighting the fact.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I want to get one. Is it worth it?

[–]Gooorilla 0 points1 point ago

My little brother has one, I'd say yes. It's been his transportation and his hobby for years now and has never broke or worn down.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I would think it would be easier to ride than a skateboard. Amirite?

[–]Kookoouchu 0 points1 point ago

Yes it is.

[–]ezalbrozar 2 points3 points ago

"I didn't break you Reddit, you broke me."

[–]coove 1 point2 points ago

Fap.

[–]Scoldering 1 point2 points ago

I do a barrel roll!

[–]lawyerchick 1 point2 points ago

You are a sir

[–]lawyerchick 1 point2 points ago

I stared a the screen in shock, continually hit refresh, and texted another Redditor about how upset we were that it was down.

[–]Ghoulglum 0 points1 point ago

Currently; Diablo III.

[–]Gooorilla 0 points1 point ago

There needs to be a service that texts you when reddit is about to go down and when it's back up.

[–]Nexxxeh 0 points1 point ago

Sleep.

[–]ChloeTheCat753 0 points1 point ago

The shitstorm...

[–]Noominami 0 points1 point ago

Wait....

[–]thatoneguystephen 0 points1 point ago

Normally play ze exbawks.

[–]Jaccington 1 point2 points ago

It's spelt Erksberks.

[–]thatoneguystephen 0 points1 point ago

MAH FURRVURRT GURM IZ FERZER

[–]Jaccington 0 points1 point ago

NER EETS FERLOUT

[–]mourad40 0 points1 point ago

I like to think reddit is Patrick and this applies every day

[–]hariboGummi 0 points1 point ago

Cracked articles...

[–]Derpman890 0 points1 point ago

i sit there with a coke and wait for reddit to come back.

[–]bknutner 0 points1 point ago

I watched an episode of Tosh.0. It was as awful as i thought it would be. Essentially all the most shocking shit from reddit 3 weeks ago.

[–]No_Disassemble_J5 0 points1 point ago

touch my private parts until it comes back.

[–]aspergers-hermit 0 points1 point ago

800+ upvotes 12 hours and not a single person mentions Digg. How the mighty have fallen.

[–]TheCorruption 0 points1 point ago

I stare at my monitor while hitting F5.

[–]PiedjeeyXD32 0 points1 point ago

Last time reddit was down i was sleeping!

[–]RebeccaRegicide 0 points1 point ago

My relationship with my girlfriend xD

[–]Decyde 0 points1 point ago

Hit F5 until it is back up.

[–]Turknjaydee 0 points1 point ago

This gets posted every time reddit goes down.

[–]RongRived -3 points-2 points ago

Reeeepoosstttt >:/

[–]TheHatist -1 points0 points ago

I think your image there just answered the question.

[–]OgodHOWdisGEThere -1 points0 points ago

when reddit's down what?

[–]Ethosia -1 points0 points ago

Every maintenance this is posted. And every time it's voted to the front page.

[–]DrunkenColonelSander -1 points0 points ago

Not notice, because I have a life.

[–]notavalidusername -4 points-3 points ago

Same things I normally do when reddit is up. Work, ride my bike, talk to my friends, go to the gym, read books, watch TV, eat, sleep.