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Texting and Driving (imgur.com)

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[–]Hovertac 245 points246 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/QtU5f.jpg

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[–]GreatGroovyGood/k/ 44 points45 points ago

You forgot to say "Le thank you le good sir! xD"

[–]JoeChieftw 15 points16 points ago

Le g[ent]leman and le scholar

[–]MayorEmanuel/d/ 8 points9 points ago

Le g[ent][le]man and le scholar.

[–]NuclearPotatoes 3 points4 points ago

Le g[ent][le][m]an

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[–]GreatGroovyGood/k/ 4 points5 points ago

Someone's butthurt.

[–]sleepy_sarah 291 points292 points ago

The last one actually made me laugh.

[–]despaxes 51 points52 points ago

Wikipedia one got me.

[–]Friskyinthenight 117 points118 points ago

If the rest were the setup of the joke, the last picture is the punchline.

VERDICT: 10/10 - Would laugh again.

[–]dakunism 30 points31 points ago

Nickelodeon Magazine Please

Oh god the nostalgia....

[–]kingdavecako 2 points3 points ago

I laughed my ass off at that one. Easily the best one here.

[–]Inorashi 60 points61 points ago

What was the original?

[–]theghostofme 112 points113 points ago

"I'm stupid enough to believe I'm at fault for my sister's inability to drive."

[–]CobraStallone 39 points40 points ago

Like she forced her to read it. If the phone company had sent her a text about her balance or something it would have been the same.

[–]Melmo 28 points29 points ago

I don't think the commercial is meant to show her guilt. It's meant to show that you can easily die in a car crash just by reading a text, and your family will be affected greatly.

I mean goddamn nigger tongue.

[–]tylermcbride 16 points17 points ago

The original text was "Yeah".

Seriously who the fuck crashes while reading the word "yeah"

[–]cbs_ 28 points29 points ago

Dyslexics.

[–]jamesismynamo 255 points256 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/R7Smo.jpg

[–]lurkonly_man 38 points39 points ago

I was looking for this one. Thank you.

[–]JSBUCK 6 points7 points ago

Should have seen that coming

[–]ilikemustard 10 points11 points ago

When in doubt, niggers tongue my anus

[–]nofear220 6 points7 points ago

9.5/10

[–]Inorashi 12 points13 points ago

Well i was looking for the un-edited version but this is good too.

[–]prodigy372 14 points15 points ago

In the commercial it's "Yeah"

[–]makemejelly49/b/ 1 point2 points ago

Thank you!

[–]3rdWorldPerspective 20 points21 points ago

I don't give a shit if you're driving, just use your fucking foot to steer and see if I left my goddamn purse in the backseat! Do it now, bitch!

[–]Inorashi 1 point2 points ago

Dumb bitch, it was under the passenger seat.

[–]Domaurefilla 8 points9 points ago

"Yeah"

[–]Pretsal 95 points96 points ago

The Nickelodeon Magazine one was the only one that got me. Is that weird?

[–]stuffingisawesome 133 points134 points ago

It's because only 90s kids will get dis.

[–]TheWorldEndsWithCake 26 points27 points ago

born in 1999

"like dis if ur a 90s kid too!"

[–]NiteShadeX2/vg/ 7 points8 points ago

Back in my day Nickelodeon didnt suck and Disney had animated shows.

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[–]Immortal_Fishy/k/ 0 points1 point ago

Even newer shows like Spongebob has adult undertones if you look from them.

[–]PerthAmboy 20 points21 points ago

I seriously need to buy every back issue of Nickelodeon Magazine now from ebay.

[–]shikza 10 points11 points ago

Man I just thought of the commercial for the first time in years.

"Nickelodeon magazine please. Nickelodeon magazine, please. "

[–]bad_enough_dude 6 points7 points ago

It's been far too long...

[–]YourUsernameSucks 5 points6 points ago

Nickelodeon magazine...please!

[–]shikza 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else have a subscription? I had it for a year and all I remember is Newt Gingrich randomly showed up in the comic on the last page.

[–]Krusty81 67 points68 points ago

What a fucking ham beast. Would bang.

[–]NotQuiteOnTopic 20 points21 points ago

Ham Beast!

[–]bieberslayer/b/ 20 points21 points ago

King Nigger is amused.

[–]Shyamallamadingdong 47 points48 points ago

related

[–]tokerdytoke 34 points35 points ago

If i was responsible for the death of my sibling, i definitely wouldn't agree to doing a commercial.

[–]jakebluu/g/ 18 points19 points ago

She wasn't responsible. The person driving was responsible. She didn't have to check her phone.

[–]alcakd 11 points12 points ago

If I send you a text, how the fuck am I supposed to know you're an idiot and you're going to check it while driving?

Should I somehow be in contact with you first (like by phoning you?) to make sure you're not driving?

[–]tokerdytoke -2 points-1 points ago

Suck a dick, dirty mother fucker.

[–]cbs_ 4 points5 points ago

Yeah

[–]kyookumbah 15 points16 points ago

Omg, srsly.

[–]IAmAtomato 18 points19 points ago

YOLO!

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[–]GreatLookingGuy 1 point2 points ago

OMG WORD

[–]A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 21 points22 points ago

my reaction to the video

[–]Artificial_Ignorance 14 points15 points ago

"bring me solo and the wookie" had me in stitches.

[–]Ch1psahoy 18 points19 points ago

This was fucking glorious

[–]TheTacticalApe 8 points9 points ago

The Jimmy Wales one was the only one that made me lol

[–]BluntMastermind 1 point2 points ago

Me too

[–]nopokejoke 1 point2 points ago

Two faggot

[–]BluntMastermind -1 points0 points ago

lol

[–]nopokejoke 0 points1 point ago

You motherfucker. Now I look stupit.

[–]matheusvltt 2 points3 points ago

YOLO exploded my anus.

[–]ryanmm 2 points3 points ago

lol'd so hard, ty love you

[–]antanith 2 points3 points ago

Who was fone made me lose it.

[–]zcgk 2 points3 points ago

I can't believe how much I laughed at that last one... wow.

[–]Squirting_Asian 4 points5 points ago

God Damn gooks

[–]DeliciousRaveParty 4 points5 points ago

Third one was fucking hilarious.

[–]Eclipsado 10 points11 points ago

You monster, making everyone scrolling up to see wich one.

[–]Ommec 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone else think she looks like a fat Lexi Belle?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

What is the original for this? How are you meant to know when you send a text to someone that they are driving at the time when they read it. Seems stupid to me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

why do i never find these amazing threads...

[–]The_Jelly_Jelly_Fish 1 point2 points ago

So fucking funny

[–]BobetteFett 1 point2 points ago

In other news, a whale crashed near the beach.

[–]makemejelly49/b/ 2 points3 points ago

Came expecting "Niggers tongue my anus" in one of them. Was disappoint.

[–]NiteShadeX2/vg/ 4 points5 points ago

Its in the comments now..

[–]mkay0 2 points3 points ago

The wikipedia one had me lolin.

[–]TuppyHole 5 points6 points ago

lololololololololololololol

[–]GreatGroovyGood/k/ 1 point2 points ago

lel

[–]nukefudge 0 points1 point ago

pics

piiiics

picspicspicspics

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[–]Jklafond 0 points1 point ago

Completely lost it at Nickelodeon Magazine PLEASE.

[–]Asshole_Patrol/fit/ 0 points1 point ago

I lost my shit at the wikipedia one.

[–]epicwinfield 0 points1 point ago

First post I've ever seen make r/4chan universally LOL. 10/10 would gook again

[–]WinnDixie_Boy -2 points-1 points ago

this is horrible & amazing at the same damn time

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[–]REEDnSTUFF 0 points1 point ago

Drived...

[–]mightgetdownvoted/x/ -4 points-3 points ago

Nickelodeon magazine got me. Rest were shit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I thought they were all pretty great, Nick mag was the best though for sure.

[–]willneu97/co/ -4 points-3 points ago

Moar

[–]InTheHamIAm -1 points0 points ago

This needs to be a thing.

[–]Bmitchy1234 -5 points-4 points ago

I laughed to hard at this.

[–]cplguy -4 points-3 points ago

Like the bumpersticker says:

Believe in God? Want to meet Him? Keep texting and driving.

When I first heard about texting and driving, my first thougt was "Is that even possible? You wouldn't be able to even hold the wheel; you need 2 hands to text." (because I have had a smartphone since 2008, and never texted with a dumb phone prior to getting into the smartphone era.

I've had a cell phone since 1998 BTW.

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