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[–]jenandthemisfits 56 points57 points ago

They like, hang out in real life?

[–]dethpire 7 points8 points ago

This was from when they were on tour promoting the second movie.

[–]murderbum999 15 points16 points ago

Which was shit.

[–]PDK01 8 points9 points ago

You don't deserve downvotes, you're totally right.

[–]sp00kyd00m 34 points35 points ago

i'll bet pattinson would actually love this

[–]downvotesarefunny 13 points14 points ago

Now I just want Pattinson to play the villain in the next film (if it ever happens)

[–]Paulus81 1 point2 points ago

He would probably just bend over and say, "Jesus Christ..."

[–]Wethequeens13 34 points35 points ago

Nobody hates Twilight quite like Robert Pattinson. I think he'd Thank you.

[–]Waff1es 44 points45 points ago

Shepards we shall be

[–]h4wkeyepierce[S] 32 points33 points ago

for me my lord for thee

[–]silent66 35 points36 points ago

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command

[–]Jbrac50 30 points31 points ago

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

[–]NaitDawg 30 points31 points ago

And teaming with souls shall it ever be

[–]unsilentninja 26 points27 points ago

in nomeni patri

[–]indyK1ng 30 points31 points ago

et fili

[–]Genericrelish 29 points30 points ago

Spiritus Sancti

[–]VeteranKamikaze 48 points49 points ago

Pow pow gun sounds

[–]javierislame 20 points21 points ago

Cuddle? What a fag.

[–]Seflore 9 points10 points ago

In nomine Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti.

[–]daniel_hlfrd 8 points9 points ago

DAE HATE TWILIGHT?

[–]nsharp01 8 points9 points ago

Old news.

[–]Hyphnip 17 points18 points ago

This is probably the greatest picture I've ever seen in my life.

[–]Hyphnip 1 point2 points ago

That it does. That's super cool. I'd love to meet him in an arcade.

[–]Vee_Vee 4 points5 points ago

^ likes boondock saints 2

[–]Hyphnip 4 points5 points ago

Actually, I couldn't bring myself to watch it because I'm worried it's awful.

[–]indyK1ng 11 points12 points ago

It is awful. Basically, the guy had no idea why the original was so good and basically made a bad version of all the movies the first one made fun of.

[–]VeteranKamikaze 1 point2 points ago

My sister watched it. Walked in for about 45 seconds, decided to never watch it.

[–]Hyphnip 7 points8 points ago

It boggles the mind that they could make a sequel to such an amazing movie and just shit all over it.

[–]0intel32 3 points4 points ago

it was so bad it tarnished my memory of the first film.

[–]kidxthunder 4 points5 points ago

DARYL!!!

[–]kickbut101 3 points4 points ago

Holy repost batman

[–]musteatflesh 0 points1 point ago

batman can't save you from reposts. :(

[–]cac2976 1 point2 points ago

He's probably begging for the trigger. http://robert-pattinson-hates-his-life.tumblr.com/

[–]Ihateyourdick 0 points1 point ago

That site is fascinating. Robert Pattinson sounds like an ok guy. (*too much 'that')

[–]Glazed_BEagle 1 point2 points ago

I have little interest in this picture, but I fucking love Big Buck Safari!

[–]emdeemmayy 1 point2 points ago

Saw some chick on fb comment on this saying something of the sorts, "You think Robert Pattinson is gay? Maybe that guy in the cowboy boots and scarf should rethink his wardrobe." Obviously without knowing who these two actors are, and hopefully shunned by the female population forever for her blasphemy.

[–]Schroedingers_Gnat 4 points5 points ago

Where's the repost bot when you need it?

[–]h4wkeyepierce[S] 2 points3 points ago

it'll probably get here if it hits front page.

[–]Orval 1 point2 points ago

It did. Yesterday.

[–]West_Coast_Hoosier 4 points5 points ago

if i could upvote this on a constant loop i would.

[–]Jimmyrustlinginc 5 points6 points ago

The dude on the right looks like Darryl from the Walking Dead

[–]jordanmolly 24 points25 points ago

that's because it's him..

[–]kg333 3 points4 points ago

TIL the guy who plays Darryl on the Walking Dead was in Boondock Saints...never seen the movie.

[–]Saint-Peer 0 points1 point ago

Definitely watch it! But not the sequel though, I heard it was terrible.

[–]Shiro2809 0 points1 point ago

Reading a few more comments higher up, I now feel bad for enjoying the second movie =(

[–]madpanther94 1 point2 points ago

He looks like he mighta seen one up close.

[–]BobLoblawl 2 points3 points ago

"Front page we shall be"

[–]MarinatingMufasa 2 points3 points ago

For as many times as this has been re-posted, I always have to fucking upvote.

[–]nettles121 0 points1 point ago

i was expecting to see pieces of skippy.

[–]Delkomatic 0 points1 point ago

Does no one wonder why that card board cut out seems to be half the size it should be?

[–]h4wkeyepierce[S] 0 points1 point ago

Because it's........small? I guess if you want someone to try to justify it to you that's about where his head would sit if that douche monkey vamp was on his knees

[–]Delkomatic 0 points1 point ago

You people are so angry

[–]h4wkeyepierce[S] 1 point2 points ago

we really are.

[–]FOOGEE 0 points1 point ago

Who are you, the Celebrity Cardboard Cut-Out Police?

[–]darya521 0 points1 point ago

aren't those Standies supposed to be life size?

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

Pattinson has actually admitted to hating the Twilight series. You'd be doing his cutout a favor.

[–]Notloc24 0 points1 point ago

what are you waiting for! take the shot!

[–]Thebirthdayboy13 0 points1 point ago

I love both the movies

[–]whimsicalsteve 0 points1 point ago

False, the most righteous kill of all would be them killing their own sequel.

[–]AbigailRoseHayward 0 points1 point ago

The bullets would just bounce off of his sparkly membrane... Your only chance is to set him on fire.

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 2 points3 points ago

The only way this could be better is if it was Bieber

[–]pieguyfly 8 points9 points ago

MY BRAVERY METER CAN'T HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF RON PAULS

[–]FOOGEE 4 points5 points ago

God these comments suck. What the hell is wrong with this thread?

[–]cac2976 0 points1 point ago

Relevant user name?

[–]brutalsun -3 points-2 points ago

Fuck yeah... but I'll settle for panzy ass "vampires" dear lord, you know it almost took me 5 minutes to type that?

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 0 points1 point ago

But his skin sparkles in the sun; he's gotta be a vampire!

[–]brutalsun -1 points0 points ago

The only "sparkling" needs to be embers from his burning corpse.

[–]jarhead930 0 points1 point ago

I love this so much I wish I could love it to death.

[–]Saint_of_Gamers 2 points3 points ago

yes he is

[–]Mothmanx 1 point2 points ago

He was also in Blade II, he played scud. you know like stud, scud.

[–]douglasr007 -2 points-1 points ago

and?

[–]Turnip_Blaster -1 points0 points ago

At least I haven't seen it as often as this repost.

[–]boscoist -1 points0 points ago

presumably its a kind of verification

[–]unsilentninja 0 points1 point ago

this would be the second time they kill the Fag Man.

[–]AJ192 0 points1 point ago

I've had this picture saved forever, I never noticed who the two men were. mind=blown.

[–]knowledgeispower1 -1 points0 points ago

Another one of those days where I wish I posted pictures to Reddit I've had on my computer for years..upvote anyway.

[–]h4wkeyepierce[S] 0 points1 point ago

thank you kind sir. i find that same thing happening to me all the time.

[–]scattyscams -1 points0 points ago

no, the most righteous kill would be stephanie meyer

[–]Krotor -1 points0 points ago

Do these rifles shoot wood pegs?

[–]Kinishra22 -1 points0 points ago

Yes!

[–]smort -1 points0 points ago

Uhh, we got some real though guys there!

[–]icepenguin21 -3 points-2 points ago

What?! When was this ? Where

[–]SupermanV2 -3 points-2 points ago

Wait what? Are they making a third one!?

[–]The_Irishman 2 points3 points ago

Everyone wants to. They just have to get around to it. Besides, didn't you watch the second one. It left off on a cliffhanger. Also, you may want to subscribe to /r/BoondockSaints.

[–]polar_fawkes 0 points1 point ago

Second one worth watching? Was obsessed w the first as a kid, but was afraid to watch the second, as I had hopelessly high expectations.

[–]The_Irishman 1 point2 points ago

So was I. I only recently got the courage to watch it. It wasn't as good as the first and it tried to be too comical in the first half. But once it gets half way through, it goes back to the serious tone. It also gives good back story to how The Duke became a killer. And like I said, it did end on a cliffhanger.

[–]polar_fawkes 0 points1 point ago

Cool, I'll give it a look. Thanks for the response!

[–]The_Irishman 0 points1 point ago

Not a problem fellow Shepard.

[–]Breakpoint 0 points1 point ago

Second one does a great job on story and is pretty funny. I liked it.

[–]The_Irishman 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't say great job but it does well. And yeah, it does have some hilarious parts but that's sometimes part of the problem. All-in-all, its still a good movie and any fan should give it a chance.

[–]ThePyeandCake -2 points-1 points ago

Justin bieber* ;)

[–]snakesandthieves -2 points-1 points ago

The boondock saints was THE worst piece of shit movie I have ever seen in my entire life.