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[–]drill_hands_420 9 points10 points ago

Viewing your post whilst living in Ohio

[–]PseudoSwag 6 points7 points ago

[–]17Hongo 10 points11 points ago

As a European, I feel obligated to point out that you're more famous than Nebraska or Iowa.

[–]nfshaw60 7 points8 points ago

Or better yet, living in Ohio when a professional sports team wins a championship.

[–]Kthe144 5 points6 points ago

You have to savor those moments because you are never sure if it will ever happen again, at least in your lifetime.

[–]nfshaw60 1 point2 points ago

Hasn't happened yet in my lifetime...I think..

[–]redfive5tandingby 2 points3 points ago

1990 Cincinnati Reds.

[–]nfshaw60 0 points1 point ago

Well I was born in 1994:/

[–]Kthe144 1 point2 points ago

There were at least 3 times I can think of where it almost happened. It actually did once with a college team.

[–]nfshaw60 1 point2 points ago

Oh yeah, I remember Ohio State football, but our college sports are usually pretty solid, disregarding the recent down-years.

[–]drewfridley7 6 points7 points ago

I would hate to see someone from Montana, any six of them.

[–]AadeeMoien 4 points5 points ago

well it is the seventh most populous state so its not like no one lives here.

[–]silversatin 2 points3 points ago

According to Reddit that is false. Reddit told me I live on a farm. Please ignore the lake and mountains.

[–]AadeeMoien 7 points8 points ago

Cleveland here.

edit. Ohioans, report in!

[–]mothafukindragonborn 7 points8 points ago

Bitch please, cedar point

[–]fansypants 1 point2 points ago

Kings Island, represent

[–]ConsummateK 5 points6 points ago

North Canton, standing by.

[–]sixxsixxone 0 points1 point ago

damn soooo close to me

[–]holly24685 3 points4 points ago

Lancaster here!

[–]drill_hands_420 2 points3 points ago

Youngstown hurr!

[–]Bl1tzkrieg 2 points3 points ago

Wickliffe here!

[–]Exhortera 2 points3 points ago

Columbus here!

[–]sixxsixxone 2 points3 points ago

minerva here!!

[–]Wheres_Wally 0 points1 point ago

I have cousins from Carrolton

[–]NobleDovahkiin 2 points3 points ago

Cincinnati here!

[–]youraveragebystander 1 point2 points ago

Steubenville Here!

[–]Nyandalee 0 points1 point ago

Zanesville here, it was 104 here yesterday with no electricity =C

[–]diabeetus1 1 point2 points ago

every upvote has got to be from an ohio native, including my own

[–]MANdroid81 1 point2 points ago

try living in Delaware...ill just let that sink in a while. I do actually go to school in Marietta

[–]OhValencia09 1 point2 points ago

COLUMBUS CLIPPERS, BITCHES.

[–]chang_of_pace 1 point2 points ago

I have a running joke with my friends to go "Whoo! Ohio!" whenever somebody mentions it on tv for any reason. Sadly, we're usually mentioned when there's some kind of mass killing.

[–]musical_note 1 point2 points ago

umm talking about what?

[–]fansypants 1 point2 points ago

Lots of exciting stuff is always going on... like that big wind storm and umm.... fuck

[–]musical_note 0 points1 point ago

oh i was in france for about 2 weeks so i'm still catching up on whats happening in this country, i just found out about Colorado

[–]jrmartinez23 -1 points0 points ago

Ditto.

[–]RyanSmithN 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy it while you can. No one ever talks about... what state did you say you were from again?

[–]Riswords 0 points1 point ago

Most of the talk I've seen is either that one picture about astronauts. If it's not that, it's Toledo. I'm not proud of Toledo...

[–]lastmachine 0 points1 point ago

And that is why we never speak of it, until someone breaks the taboo.....

[–]Riswords 0 points1 point ago

I apologize. 4th worst place in the world, and I'm a little town connected to it. Comes up a lot.

[–]Wheres_Wally 0 points1 point ago

Didn't we give Toledo to Michigan a few years back?

[–]Riswords 0 points1 point ago

If only... We should propose a bill... We can do that right? I'm sure all of Ohio except for Toledo will like that. Michigan could try and beat us in votes, but we can pull through eh?

[–]Stockstill 0 points1 point ago

Coppell here!! Oh wait i don't live in ohio...

[–]blackeyblake 0 points1 point ago

Oh wait, me neither :O

[–]ConantheBarb 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same way about Iowa. In fact, the majority of people I've spoken to mistake Iowa FOR Ohio..

[–]i-rawr123 0 points1 point ago

Alabama? .-. No? Ohkay...