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What I picture girls do when they take their bras off at home alone (fixed) (imgur.com)

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[–]isengr1m 52 points53 points ago

I too read the comments in the original post.

[–]185139 50 points51 points ago

http://jpgdump.com/files/18738.jpg

[–]DefinitelyADoctor -5 points-4 points ago

it's

[–]noimnotmrcolbert 4 points5 points ago

And I'm pretty sure it was one of the top comments at that.

Edit: But it's been so long since Reddit was up I can't really remember.

[–]AdaroTeiji 32 points33 points ago

Well, this is certainly a new perspective on the matter

[–]Healkat 11 points12 points ago

As a 49 year old woman, I have to say you got it exactly right.

[–]aluria 17 points18 points ago

I certainly don't because it'd hurt like hell. Not properly supporting one's breats just leads to back problems down the road.

[–]Ninmir 7 points8 points ago

Just came to post this. I only have c-cups and I cringed at the thought.

[–]Wethequeens13 12 points13 points ago

Only a c cup. I'm barely a b. I'd give anything to be a c cup.

[–]Ninmir 5 points6 points ago

It's not all fun and games...

who am i kidding, it's awesome. The perfect size. I was a B-cup, then BAM! Birth control pills. Love those things.

[–]SARS11 3 points4 points ago

Stupid birth control...I have learned to love my new c cups though. I'm just not happy about the increase in my ass and thighs. I've lost some of it though now that off it

[–]Ninmir 2 points3 points ago

I was doing pretty good at keeping the weight down and I was a size 4... now I'm a manager at a pie shop. Hello size 8.

[–]SARS11 1 point2 points ago

Haha oh man. Id be the same way I have a terrible sweet tooth. Size 8 is still not that big though. I'm kind of in between 6 and 8 right now. Closer to 6 which is what I used to be. I don't know how it happened though I really didn't change much I just gained the weight. I was pissed

[–]notnorton 2 points3 points ago

If I take birth control pills, will my penis grow to be a C-cup?

[–]Ninmir 0 points1 point ago

No, but your testicles might.

[–]Wethequeens13 1 point2 points ago

I can't go on birth control. :( I need methods of increasing the gloriousness that is the size of boobs!

[–]Ninmir 0 points1 point ago

Oh no! That sucks.

[–]Ihadacow 14 points15 points ago

As a large breasted woman: ouch!

[–]Cervical_Mucus 9 points10 points ago

36D here. I hate being bra-less!! I feel too naked without. I wear a bra 24/7, even to bed.

[–]football2106 17 points18 points ago

...Go on....

[–]jesster114 12 points13 points ago

I would assume that you would feel naked without clothing

[–]MizDocta 6 points7 points ago

I know what you mean. It's a weird feeling, not having a bra on. Unless the shirt you have on is really tight, then it works for say....doing laundry. Ha Ha. I'm 8 weeks pregnant, so the only sign of pregnancy are my big, swollen 38DD's. They. Are. Killing. Me. My nipples are so tender. I rely on my bra even more now.

[–]Cervical_Mucus 0 points1 point ago

I was a 38G when I was breast feeding. It was absolutely ridiculous on my thin frame.

[–]MizDocta 4 points5 points ago

Good God. I hope my boobs don't get that big. That sounds awful. Although, I'm shaped rather well for my large breasts. Well, THIS large. 38G? I truly don't think so.

[–]Cervical_Mucus 4 points5 points ago

It was an interesting sight! Tall skinny girl with zero hips or ass with these GIANT ta-tas!! Finding clothes that fit and looked decent was pretty much impossible. So I was forced to wear baggy tshirts for the 13 months of nursing.

[–]gingaroo 16 points17 points ago

I think you are all really just male redditors posting comments about boob sizes to get upvotes...

[–]Shadowsource 2 points3 points ago

But... They aren't getting any upvotes. Must certainly be female then!

[–]Cervical_Mucus -1 points0 points ago

Or you could look at my comment history.

[–]DiamondsOnTheInside 1 point2 points ago

THANK you!! 36DD and I feel like the only woman in the WORLD half the time who is only ever bra-less in the shower. All my girlfriends are pretty small chested and leave the HOUSE without bras on... It's a world I've only imagined.

[–]falconfetus8 8 points9 points ago

Link to the original, non-fixed post? I'm curious.

[–]Auflodern 2 points3 points ago

what if there isn't a fixed post, and he's just using the tag to confuse us and gain karma!

[–]MizDocta 2 points3 points ago

That shit looks PAINFUL! Do guys take off their underwear and swing their balls around the room like a helicopter? ......Do they?

[–]yukisho 2 points3 points ago

Everyday, before and after the shower, twice before bed, once when I wake up, 7 times at work, and 4 times at walmart.

[–]Zokleen 1 point2 points ago

Yes.. Yes they do

[–]Pappy1193 1 point2 points ago

We pelvic thrust until the rapid oscillations of our balls slapping back anda forth give a round of applause to our valiant efforts.

[–]Ratiqu 0 points1 point ago

Because nobody has given you an honest answer, good god no. Any sort of collision and I'd be on the floor.

[–]BrownieInMotion 0 points1 point ago

Balls are more resilient than we make them out to be. I was horrified when my boyfriend took his nut sack and stretched it on a hot day. Even I felt bad for his balls but he said that it didn't hurt.

[–]Texas0324 14 points15 points ago

Need a great way to get upvotes? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]ezbo 3 points4 points ago

Pretty accurate to be honest.

[–]Catwoman8888 1 point2 points ago

That is exactly how it feels.

[–]lulundi 3 points4 points ago

This kills the titties.

[–]ShoreMarbles 7 points8 points ago

Imagine doing that to your breasts everyday, over time such shaking would loosen the skin and stretch it and soon when you go to shake the ta-tas they'd twist all the way around your back and hit you in the face. Science.

[–]SARS11 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for the use of "ta-tas" and them hitting you in the face. Haha

[–]jo-said-jon 0 points1 point ago

Science.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 15 points16 points ago

Wigglewiggleiwigglewigglewiggle yeah.

[–]sirkingsleyz 2 points3 points ago

Boobs will never be the same for me now

[–]JpinkPow 2 points3 points ago

Oh sweet, glorious freedom!!!

[–]FormerlyEAbernathy 2 points3 points ago

Yup, that's about right. Little less wiggling, though. More like Braveheart "Freeeedooooom!!"

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[–]Pianokeyer 8 points9 points ago

Your username concerns me.

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[–]football2106 2 points3 points ago

Oh Grandma

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[–]HotKarlMarx 1 point2 points ago

Hey there, hot stuff...

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[–]d4rch0n 1 point2 points ago

http://1001tube.com/scj/thumbs/217/789.jpg

[–]Nicoleness 1 point2 points ago

Thats just about how it goes.

[–]sallenpi 1 point2 points ago

You picture it right.

[–]brushbender 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzA9Opo3O1I

This was playing when I opened the gif. A perfect match.

[–]buhnannuh 1 point2 points ago

Up voting for OP's user name. "You can't just call him not mum."

[–]_River_Song_ 1 point2 points ago

I smell a doctor who reference....

[–]buhnannuh 0 points1 point ago

Spoilers, sweetie!

[–]_River_Song_ 1 point2 points ago

That's my line... ;)

[–]rev2 2 points3 points ago

My good sir, this is just a repost :/

[–]SupermanV2 2 points3 points ago

You just ruined women for me. I hope you're happy with yourself.

[–]S-D-J -1 points0 points ago

32D, this does not happen to me :DDDDDDDD so yay I'm hit-on-able!

[–]SupermanV2 4 points5 points ago

How you doin?

[–]S-D-J 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Just yes.

[–]SupermanV2 0 points1 point ago

River?

[–]S-D-J 1 point2 points ago

Huh?

[–]SupermanV2 0 points1 point ago

Obviously didn't get the reference.

[–]S-D-J 1 point2 points ago

Nope :)

[–]Patius 0 points1 point ago

Relax, just hit on girls who have an Athletic build, if it's that much of a problem.

[–]97bluelights 0 points1 point ago

And you're correct

[–]nancylikestoreddit 0 points1 point ago

That is exactly what I do.

[–]therealseom 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]lostinubersetzung 0 points1 point ago

This is quite accurate.

[–]BigggKev 0 points1 point ago

Way better than the original

[–]ZMush 0 points1 point ago

Zoidberg with that 6 pack of fat.

[–]thestray 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what happens.

Source: girl who hates bras

[–]islandmom 0 points1 point ago

yes, thats pretty much what we do.

[–]Socks192 0 points1 point ago

Accurate...

[–]chipchipp 0 points1 point ago

you are correct.

[–]HeideClark88 0 points1 point ago

Very true.

[–]agentbobsmith4 0 points1 point ago

that made me never want to look at boobs again.......... nope never mind that urge is gone

[–]yukisho -1 points0 points ago

I think all your 'girls' are liars and phonies!! We, the men of reddit; hereby demand you show us proof. Preferably in video form in at least 720p. Reddit has spoken!

[–]_jhs_ -1 points0 points ago

Tis true!

[–]steefnannie -1 points0 points ago

so fucking true

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