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[–]xXxD4xXx 1 point2 points ago

only reason i up voted you was cause your my cousin. fuck your cake day

[–]tomrage[S] 0 points1 point ago

Love you too buddy

[–]fakecandy 3 points4 points ago

Fuck yeah, a dancing cock!

[–]lordrussano2 2 points3 points ago

[Overused gif]

[–]happyzebra474 0 points1 point ago

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[–]Noveto 0 points1 point ago

Techno Chicken!

[–]_31415_ -1 points0 points ago

[shameless attempt to get top comment in a cakeday post for comment karma]

[–]SugarDuck 1 point2 points ago

It'll work too, I've seen this chicken work front page magic on a cakeday before.

[–]coldcupofjoe[!] 1 point2 points ago

On my cakeday I want to get downvoted to oblivion. I've still got a while yet but I'm taking suggestions.

[–]Gank_Spank_Sploog 3 points4 points ago

Make fun of athiests- your all burning in hell! Make fun of liberals- obamas the anti-christ communist. Above all else be racist- you want some fried chicken niggers? Oh lastly make fun of gays- fucking faggots take dick out of your asses and fuck colorful oreos! Then you will be downvoted to oblivion goodluck!

[–]dragn99 2 points3 points ago

You cock munching atheist niggers will all burn in hellfire if Obama's terrorist health-care plans get voted through!

[–]jrmartinez23 0 points1 point ago

Me Gusto? heh...

[–]tomrage[S] 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty much how mine went.

[–]enderwig -1 points0 points ago

Shameless upvote given

[–]firething25 -2 points-1 points ago

Happy cakeday!