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[–]MeMyselfandBi 73 points74 points ago

So the cure for the common cold is Ghost Busters.

[–]Comrade_Falcon 83 points84 points ago

A ghost busting is part of the problem.

[–]beebsandbean 26 points27 points ago

Uh...what is the title of this delightful book?

[–]TesticleToe 31 points32 points ago

I bet it's the same author as this literary masterpiece.

[–]beebsandbean 15 points16 points ago

"sonic (in ball form)" gives me the giggles every time.

[–]upgrayedd69[!] 7 points8 points ago

Biggest slam on obamacare I have ever read. This man is so deep

[–]Munkir 0 points1 point ago

still a better love story than twilight.

[–]vxx 20 points21 points ago

Poor Ghost, has two penises but they are so small that they fit into the nose.

[–]armauld 21 points22 points ago

No wonder all the double-vagina-ed girls kept their mouths shut.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

When did 4chan publish a book?

[–]8BitMunky 0 points1 point ago

Which apparently 9GAG had featured on their website, judging by the "dafuq".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't know.

[–]8BitMunky 0 points1 point ago

Me neither, just guessing. Because of the similar language I mean.

[–]FuriousBanana 10 points11 points ago

[–]Infulable 9 points10 points ago

Its rare, but not crazy rare according to the article

If the king really did look far and wide they should have found one.

Also,

Jones, who got her diagnosis at 18 after suffering for years from menstrual cramps

How does something like having two vaginas go unnoticed for 18 years?

[–]thenagainmaybenot 7 points8 points ago

The part where the two vaginas split is inside, if I recall. There isn't two sets of vulva, only the uteruses and part of the vagina is duplicated.

Fairly easy to not notice if you've not put anything in your vagina.

[–]armauld 5 points6 points ago

Even if you have put things in there, the unused side would just get squished to the side. It might not be apparent until a physical exam.

[–]thenagainmaybenot 3 points4 points ago

Especially taking into account that one side is sometimes much smaller than normal.

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

Ultraconservative family?

[–]DanInTheCan 3 points4 points ago

Damn, and she's hot too.

[–]Skreech666 -3 points-2 points ago

So, technically, she can get pregnant and then again half way through?

[–]ww6so7 1 point2 points ago

no.

[–]Im_100percent_human -4 points-3 points ago

agreed. It is like having 2 wives to have sex with, but only one to bitch at you.

[–]Annarr 0 points1 point ago

More like HELL when you're suffering from two periods at the same time.

[–]Montauk26 4 points5 points ago

I have a stuffy nose at the moment....does this mean I have a ghost volating it. 0.0

[–]nxtm4n 7 points8 points ago

Yup.

[–]hawshawbra 5 points6 points ago

me too! but only the right side... just my luck to get a normal ghost penis up my nose

[–]Montauk26 0 points1 point ago

Mine's only on the left. I can't stop picturing some weird ghost humping my nose right now. It's disturbing lol.

[–]ChefOfSin 2 points3 points ago

I think we used that same science text book at my christian high school.

[–]armauld 0 points1 point ago

Does the loch ness monster have sex with your nostrils, thus proving that evolution is fake?

[–]rjhelms 2 points3 points ago

Motifs are A1337.0.2 "Disease caused by ghosts"; F547.3 "Extraordinary penis"; and F547.5.4 "Double vagina."

I really want to get my hands on the full catalogue of these "motifs".

EDIT: think I found it.

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the world of folklorologists...

[–]gireandgimble 2 points3 points ago

Collected by Yim Suk-jay from a schoolboy of fifteen in 1915 in elementary school in Sunch’ang, North Cholla province. Translated by Roger L. and Dawnhee Yim Janelli.

The collector heard this scatological legend from a schoolmate. The teller was Pak Chong-tae from Taekang Myon, Manwon Kun, North Cholla province.

Motifs are A1337.0.2 “Disease caused by ghosts”; F547.3 “Extraordinary penis”; and F547.5.4 “Double vagina.”

[–]InnocuousPenis 5 points6 points ago

Now it all makes sense.

[–]MischievousPickle 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I catch a cold, im going to imagine a ghost busting a nut into my nostrils now. Thanks reddit.

[–]thuggerybuffoonery 1 point2 points ago

Fifty Shades of Grey is a weird book.

[–]drippynutz 2 points3 points ago

Ghost nut is green

[–]Platypoctopus 2 points3 points ago

Seems legit. Right up there with sea foam being Poseidon's semen.

[–]theblunderyears 1 point2 points ago

Try reading Naked Lunch

[–]bpseaton 0 points1 point ago

Right? Something about a prolapsed colon running around on its own just gives me the heebies. RENEGADE TRUNKBUTT.

[–]brocoder 1 point2 points ago

I like this(NSFW) version better; it has a happy ending.

[–]mr_ventura 0 points1 point ago

Where does reddit find these books?

[–]dino340 41 points42 points ago

Old reddit posts....

[–]8BitMunky 0 points1 point ago

Ye olde read it.

[–]Trandoshan 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh I remember when I was a kid and my parents read me this story....

[–]matmila 0 points1 point ago

My nose got stuffed up when I finished reading this...

[–]caitlinnormal 0 points1 point ago

They were just hangin' there

[–]MrIste 0 points1 point ago

The rageface really tied this post together.

[–]walkocommathomas 0 points1 point ago

Korean fairy tales? Like Aesop's Fables?

[–]moogoesthecat 0 points1 point ago

Double vagina all the way.

[–]snatchamike 0 points1 point ago

This means that you sneeze when your nose has an orgasm.

[–]snatchamike 0 points1 point ago

Apparently this ghost is like a bitch in heat during allergy season.

[–]interweb_addict77 0 points1 point ago

Does this mean nobody has nasal virginity?

[–]InsertRageHere 0 points1 point ago

Wait.... wtf?

[–]Power_In_The_Verse 0 points1 point ago

And looked very hard. Well no shit, who in his situation wouldn't?

[–]KoodooKooskoos 0 points1 point ago

Som sort of student short story collection for a college?

[–]Sephaladon 0 points1 point ago

two penises...just hangin there

[–]thexica124 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]Gamerchick17 0 points1 point ago

well, TIL that whenever your nose feels stuffy its because its getting violated by a ghost.

[–]eqwoody 0 points1 point ago

What version of the Bible is this?

[–]RonWisely 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why the King went through all the trouble. I saw a porno once with a guy that had two penises doing a girl and she already had a place for each penis.

[–]omegamattt 0 points1 point ago

I have one acronym for this and it's LMAO!!!

[–]giverofnofucks 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, but since it's written in a book, according to creationists it should be taught as an alternative theory to allergy-induced hystamines. Wait, is this not r/atheism? Oh well, fuck it.

[–]CatCuddles 0 points1 point ago

He could just fuck her vaginally and anally at the same time.

[–]brohamma 0 points1 point ago

as retarded and far fetched as that is... it still makes sense logistically.

[–]BrainLoading 0 points1 point ago

Could have been funnier if it was well written!

[–]DatDoodKwan 0 points1 point ago

Makes perfect sense though !

[–]TChuff 0 points1 point ago

Given that I've had sinus headaches my whole life, I must have a pretty nose.

[–]iridescent92 0 points1 point ago

That explains everything!

[–]Heff228 0 points1 point ago

You have just read a repost.

[–]SUBJECT900 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh hard enough to wake my entire household, have tears streaming down my face and eventually vomit. This made me laugh so hard, I vomited. Thank you, and have an upvote.

[–]toomuchpork 0 points1 point ago

Who ya gonna call?

[–]PaulWR 0 points1 point ago

Oh god... Im sick right now....

[–]Menospan 0 points1 point ago

[–]LiveWithFear 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter; had sex.

[–]Anonymous7k 0 points1 point ago

Whats the big deal? Its just ectoplasm! Ectoplasm!

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

Sextoplasm.

[–]anleaves 0 points1 point ago

I remember what this was. It was a book filled with stories explaining things such as the cold in gruesome ways. I forget the title; but it was supposed to be a kids book or something.

[–]Oh_my_lordy 0 points1 point ago

I..have a cold..

[–]baalsitch -1 points0 points ago

Oh man, I blew my nose several times earlier...

[–]ContractedTyler -1 points0 points ago

There was nothing we could do...

[–]charol_astra -1 points0 points ago

[–]WheretheArcticis -2 points-1 points ago

seems legit

[–]lalondtm -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know, TLDR, please tell me