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[–]Dvveh 69 points70 points ago

Source video!

I wish I had been there!

[–]dangerousD85 24 points25 points ago

There always seems to be one old guy living it up at these. It never fails. It's even better when they are trying to pick up chicks.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Someone turn the old man with the incredible beard into a .gif so I can post it all over reddit and get karma.

[–]KidNoise 7 points8 points ago

It looks like an invisible battle between a wizard and witch, with spells being thrown everywhere and mad dodging skills being displayed.

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

holy shit your comment made me re watch it and imagine that scene with rotoscoped lasers and spells being thrown every which way.

I haven't had a very good week.... you made everything better.

[–]bibliophile190 5 points6 points ago

The embodiment of "I don't give a fuck."

[–]varemia 0 points1 point ago

Strangely, this works really well with techno/dubstep.

[–]hindermore 4 points5 points ago

Make a post with the title: When my social security check comes in.

[–]DanDanTheMonkeyMan 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure I recognise him from the Improv Everywhere videos. Either that or I'm being beardist, they all look the same.

[–]dangerousD85 1 point2 points ago

That's faceist!

[–]saranowitz 0 points1 point ago

yes that's the same guy. And sadly he passed away last year. :(

[–]jeannatron 0 points1 point ago

that could totally be zach galifianakis with a fake beard

[–]Blizzaldo 0 points1 point ago

Once you said old guy picking up chicks, I knew who it was. Hint, he's got two thumbs, and doesn't give a crap

((How do you get the words to be the title btw?))

Edit: Thanks everybody.

[–]DanDanTheMonkeyMan 1 point2 points ago

Put the text in square brackets, then the link in normal brackets immediately afterwards. No space between them. Should end up something like this.

Click "formatting help" at the bottom right of the box, gives you a load of options.

[–]dangerousD85 0 points1 point ago

THIS GUY!

How to get words in your link: You type the words you want to use within [ brackets and the link within ( parenthesis.

EDIT: Oops, looks like someone already helped you!

[–]humbertog 9 points10 points ago

This is the perfect example when night and day make a whole difference

[–]johnyutah 1 point2 points ago

Just like when the lights turn on at 7am, it goes from rave to zombie movie scene.

[–]studdenfadden 5 points6 points ago

They even got Santa to attend!

[–]Death_To_Your_Family 1 point2 points ago

Look at all those different people dancing and having fun. This makes me happy to be a human.

[–]Dvveh 1 point2 points ago

You should try to look up Distortion Copenhagen.

It's an annual street party which lasts for about 4 days, on different streets around Copenhagen.

[–]Death_To_Your_Family 0 points1 point ago

I'll check it out!

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

something about his username makes me feel like I should avoid any events he attends. . .

[–]Dvveh 0 points1 point ago

Wait wat?

[–]biga29 0 points1 point ago

I like how the man in the green hat accents his sick moves by occasionally throwing in a breast stroke.

[–]JewboiTellem 1 point2 points ago

The best part is when he is so pleased with himself he starts to do the whole "point with two fingers in time with the bass" move and then shake his head to the beat like he's really feeling it, and in the process dislodges his glasses and he has to stop to readjust them on his face.

[–]NEStendog 0 points1 point ago

Stephen Spielberg!

[–]rebelway 0 points1 point ago

What kind of music is that?

[–]Dvveh 1 point2 points ago

The best kind! Psychedelic. Sounds like fullon to be more precise.

[–]sonec90 0 points1 point ago

0:47

[–]Jcwinger14 0 points1 point ago

So mAny Santa rave jokes, so few gifs

[–]squireofrnew 0 points1 point ago

My life is complete now.

[–]M6K1H4 -4 points-3 points ago

THE OLD GUY WITH THE BEARD NEAR THE END IS FUNNY

[–]atrn 2 points3 points ago

He's the coolest of the white people.

[–]M6K1H4 0 points1 point ago

proof of santa

[–]nickelforapickle 20 points21 points ago

OK I've seen this video about 1000 times. This is the first that I'm actually wondering what the fuck they're dancing to..

[–]joor 8 points9 points ago

[–]TheCarlos 4 points5 points ago

Sounds like something I would hear on Jet Set Radio Future.

I like it.

[–]DanDanTheMonkeyMan -1 points0 points ago

'Tis indeed.

[–]Hounmlayn 3 points4 points ago

Bluegrass. Obviously.

[–]Lord_Fluffykins 14 points15 points ago

John Mayer and Dave Chapelle are slightly out of frame.

[–]hookguy 116 points117 points ago

Being sober turns you into an African child?

[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 71 points72 points ago

He never said he wasn't an African child. Maybe that's why he's sober!

[–]nrambo 15 points16 points ago

African child, like the infant sorrow album?

[–]poktanju 13 points14 points ago

I wouldn't know. I just pound the drum and do the Africa face.

[–]mhoffma 6 points7 points ago

[–]hookguy 23 points24 points ago

Hey man das' racis'

[–]sheriff_skullface 2 points3 points ago

Kids can too get drunk. You just have to teach them in the privacy of your dungeon home.

[–]vinsite 4 points5 points ago

I love that song.

[–]Yawgmoth_of_Urborg 13 points14 points ago

I have crossed the mystic desert To snap pictures of the poor I've invited them to brunch Let them crash out on my floor

There's sunshine in my vein My kitchen's filled with flies I'm crying out in vain Like a little African child

Trapped in me There's an African child Trapped in me There's a little African child trapped in me

All these rooms are cluttered With the spoils of my fame My doors and windows shut I just can't keep out the rain

There's sunshine down in hell My kitchen's filled with flies I'm crying out for help Like a little African child

Trapped in me There's an African child Trapped in me There's a little African child trapped in me

All of these blowjobs In limousines Why do they matter What do they mean To the little African child trapped in me

Na paka Pu puendo Na paka usholama Nila taka weebo Nima kucha Africa

Rototo wohe Wohota junkono Woshi tukua Wototo a nono

Mungolenda watoto Mungolenda watoto Nimi ni mungo Nalenda watoto Nimi ni mungo Nalenda watoto Pusomanumini Upendunumini Naka tika Africa Umfalme De mimi

African child Trapped in me There's an African child Trapped in me There's a little African child trapped in me There's a little African child trapped in me There's a little African child Trapped in me

[–]Beetrain 5 points6 points ago

Honestly this part made the whole movie worthwhile.

[–]iammolotov 3 points4 points ago

I thought the fact that the whole movie was fucking hilarious made the while whole movie worthwhile.

[–]thieflar 1 point2 points ago

I thought the while movie was worthwhole, in the hilarious.

[–]m00nbarker 1 point2 points ago

I like your username.

[–]Yawgmoth_of_Urborg 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]kn1ght7 1 point2 points ago

[–]TheRedComet 1 point2 points ago

I think that was the one time I laughed during that movie.

[–]m00nbarker 0 points1 point ago

YOU THINK YOU ARE CLEVER?!?!

[–]WealthyApologist -1 points0 points ago

If this was so, all my cotton would be in the marketplace by now. hmmpf.

[–]razzberry 4 points5 points ago

I liken it to how Jane Goodall must feel.

[–]imsohighondrugs 20 points21 points ago

he looks strangley like skeptical 3rd world kid. but fatter

[–]DShepard 16 points17 points ago

So.. Skeptical 1st world kid then?

[–]BlaydeRunner 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe a high 2nd?

[–]imsohighondrugs 0 points1 point ago

precisely

[–]dansx 57 points58 points ago

WHITE PEOPLE

[–]shitterplug 22 points23 points ago

Even though there are several black people 'dancing'?

[–]Japican 2 points3 points ago

Not with the overly exaggerated movements and pseudo-spiritual shimmy-ing. Like the white people are doing.

[–]brahmen 4 points5 points ago

Several? No. There is at most one black person dancing in the gif and in the video posted above.

[–]shitterplug 4 points5 points ago

As the gif starts, you can see the camera immediately pan past three.

[–]brahmen 2 points3 points ago

You're right. I concede defeat.

[–]dansx 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]ragingsage 6 points7 points ago

EH EH EH EH E E EEEEH

[–]Shadow647 5 points6 points ago

DO DOOO DO DO DOO

[–]plez 1 point2 points ago

[–]volvoguy -5 points-4 points ago

Reddit should be better than blatant racial stereotypes.

Imagine for a minute if most of the people in the video were black.

BLACK PEOPLE

Wouldn't be funny or original, would it. Please, learn to recognize racial stereotypes. Don't even think about putting it behind "but it was a joke, that makes it okay"

[–]speaker219 3 points4 points ago

but it was a joke, that makes it okay.

seriously, relax.

[–]Gareth321 1 point2 points ago

It's cool, it doesn't count when using racial stereotypes on white people. SRS said so, and they're totally not racist and sexist.

[–]ThatMonochromicorn 0 points1 point ago

Well white people do have the advantage of being white.

[–]Gareth321 3 points4 points ago

I'm not so sure. This one time I tried to add "white" to my resume and it didn't go so well.

[–]Natatos 4 points5 points ago

[–]Zeb612 1 point2 points ago

She's totally looking at his pussy.

[–]ModestReptarDeux 34 points35 points ago

White people are crazy

[–]NotaMethAddict 39 points40 points ago

[–]PeopleWontBePeople 3 points4 points ago

I need a link to this video

[–]yojolady93 3 points4 points ago

a repost, but i couldnt resist the upvote. the chemistry between the title and post is just too damn hilarious.. and true!

[–]vxx 21 points22 points ago

I dance the shit, even if I am sober. The music kicks me in, not the drugs.

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[–]HereIsWhere 0 points1 point ago

Hatred originating from disreputable gentlemen shall continually persist. Also:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5s7y83ZhW4

[–]SeanIsImportant 2 points3 points ago

It was at that moment, near the border of the Occupy protest, that Richard realized that white people are just awful.

[–]StrongBrad 2 points3 points ago

I have worked in clubs doing the lighting and I'm all ways watching the dance floor. This is what I feel like most of the time.

[–]imacyclops 0 points1 point ago

I'm a bouncer, and this is how I feel all the time.

[–]spanglish14 47 points48 points ago

Does anyone else take out their phone and look at random stuff or even pretend to be looking at something?

[–]ak_ 186 points187 points ago

[–]GrizzledBastard 21 points22 points ago

I'm old enough to remember going out without a cell phone. We just had to find the nearest TV and act really really interested in some show like the golden girls or whatever rerun came on after the game ended.

[–]Gwile 6 points7 points ago

It's all in the eyebrows.

[–]1zero2two8eight 2 points3 points ago

Golden Girls at a club? How old are you?

[–]GrizzledBastard 1 point2 points ago

about 5 years and 9 months older than you. Reruns.

[–]1zero2two8eight 1 point2 points ago

You clever bastard.

[–]hookguy 38 points39 points ago

Are you just describing life right now?

[–]rope10 1 point2 points ago

First skill to be mastered when clubbing

[–]hindermore 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I do it all the time. It's called Reddit.

[–]spanglish14 0 points1 point ago

Reddit on my phone has saved me many times on a few awkward social situations

[–]TractorBeamTuesdays 3 points4 points ago

The summer of re-posts is in full swing.

[–]backtitsarehott 4 points5 points ago

What's actually going on here: the white people are obviously zombies (just look at how they are moving) and the child is trying to remain as still as possible to avoid becoming a meal. Does anyone know if he made it out alright?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

So much discrimination in this thread.

[–]humbertog 1 point2 points ago

The story of my life

[–]wild_abandon 1 point2 points ago

I read this as "When I'm sober in a church." Even better.

[–]tozino 1 point2 points ago

[–]Vakz 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap, they're actually dancing. I thought they were doing a zombie walk or something. Had to watch it three times to realize..

[–]Oscar_obvious 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I see white people confident enough to start "feeling the music" and dance in the streets, the results are always hilarious.

[–]somethingboutahorse 1 point2 points ago

That has to be the weirdest looking block party I have ever seen.

[–]perrydap 1 point2 points ago

Fucking white People

[–]MisterDonkey 1 point2 points ago

When I'm a black kid in a sea of dancing, white hippies.

[–]powerhower 0 points1 point ago

Also when im high at a dance party

[–]LogicalAnalysis 0 points1 point ago

Doing it wrong.

[–]earthtoandy 0 points1 point ago

Being sober makes you incredulous at the behaviors of white people?

[–]I_Am_Indifferent 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]exitthewarrior 0 points1 point ago

White people.

[–]PascalsLawl 0 points1 point ago

Product Placement!

[–]DanDanTheMonkeyMan 0 points1 point ago

I'm always sober, yet still seem to dance the most. Gets adrenaline pumping a bit, makes it far more fun. Everyone else is slowed down by the booze.

[–]tluck81 0 points1 point ago

So you're saying...

White people don't just dance for rain?

[–]Johnnygunnz 0 points1 point ago

I can't take this gif anymore...

[–]crrumb 0 points1 point ago

Alternate Caption: Caucasian males dancing in any given situation.

[–]Gag3b69 0 points1 point ago

I saw this post like 5 days ago... Way to repost!

[–]fenskee 0 points1 point ago

white people

[–]Crodface 0 points1 point ago

Old Navy

[–]elfurioso 0 points1 point ago

I don't think this was the kind of hoodrat stuff he had in mind...

[–]niamhfr 0 points1 point ago

me last night, but then I just joined in with them anyway

[–]Barret_VII 0 points1 point ago

I can't imagine going to a club and being sober the whole time, it sounds terrible.

[–]fiftydays 0 points1 point ago

That's the third world meme kid

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

another gif I'll save and retitle later. Everybody else does

[–]Smoresypoo 0 points1 point ago

...white people...

[–]pivovy 0 points1 point ago

Never been to a rave... really wanna go.

[–]Frase 0 points1 point ago

Kid's like, "gettin old is fuckin LAAAAME."

[–]AngelofDeath85 0 points1 point ago

why repost...why???

[–]iggzy 0 points1 point ago

That's most of the time I'm sober, everything just seems fucking weird and hard to deal with

[–]Tommy_Leaman 0 points1 point ago

fuck you repost

[–]RYAN_GOSLING_DOT_COM 0 points1 point ago

i have definitely never seen this gif before in the context of you being sober

[–]schlitz100 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to being a bartender.

[–]quellTF2 0 points1 point ago

I don't really know what clubs you go to but I don't feel this way at all when I'm sober.

I don't think you should do things if you think they're terribly unfun when you are sober. Why would you go to a place with loud music if you don't know what to do with loud music? I see a lot of people hate clubs because the drinks are expensive and the music is loud and shitty, why go there? Posts like these seem so SAP to me.

[–]JewboiTellem -2 points-1 points ago

It appeals to the typical awkward kid. They don't have a good time dancing at a club, they're self-conscious and instead become busy critiquing how everyone else is dancing.

[–]Tails94 -2 points-1 points ago

my face on reddit when all the children are out of school

[–]Caracharias -1 points0 points ago

You bitch about children, yet you seem to be one of them, judging by that "sentence".

[–]Tails94 0 points1 point ago

How do you judge I'm a child because I'm tired and can't be bothered to use punctuation. Is this sentence better?

[–]I_Am_Indifferent -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]queenlioness -1 points0 points ago

I just laughed so hard.

[–]ElricG -1 points0 points ago

Caption this when it zooms to the kid. "lolwhitepeople"

[–]-Noesis -1 points0 points ago

White people

[–]brussels4breakfast -1 points0 points ago

He knows white people can't dance.

[–]KypDurron -1 points0 points ago

White people, amirite?

[–]mikeninelungs -1 points0 points ago

When I'm In a club

FTFY

[–]jeffffb -3 points-2 points ago

All you bitches are lusers who dont know how to act in the bubz. Get drunks and let the bitches knw whats up. YEA!!!

[–]sillyhatsclub 0 points1 point ago