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[–]DevmasterJ 46 points47 points ago

This is fucking terrifying

[–]shadow386 3 points4 points ago

I...uh...I dunno what to say to this.

[–]YumYumKittyloaf 3 points4 points ago

I've seen worst family portraits

That grammar makes me more buttfrustrated than it should.

[–]PokeTheBear 3 points4 points ago

Your made up words have me analconfused.

[–]i_spin_bubbles 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ninjazanus 4 points5 points ago

"nightmare fuel" comes to mind.

[–]Jimmyrustlinginc 1 point2 points ago

Goddamn Lovecraftian shit right there man...

[–]RalphiesBoogers 12 points13 points ago

No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.

[–]ledzeprlz2 2 points3 points ago

Contact

[–]wickedwild 5 points6 points ago

I read that as "I took this potato, then decided I would put it on my camera." I am going insane.

[–]thezanahorias 3 points4 points ago

You have won the award for best face swap of all time.

[–]dylansan 5 points6 points ago

There were already several photoshops like this in the comments of the original post.

[–]mumbly__joe[S] 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if i was the first, but there weren't any when i started photoshopping the faceswap.

[–]MrKirthar 2 points3 points ago

10/10, would freak me out again.

[–]oldmanfury 2 points3 points ago

Pretty fucking funny dude. Upvote on the house!

[–]starlinguk 2 points3 points ago

Where's the smelling salts when you need them?

[–]userbelowisamonster 2 points3 points ago

That is the most terrifying thing I've seen today...

[–]iTzAdz 2 points3 points ago

This is one the scariest things I've ever seen.

[–]kileel 2 points3 points ago

I lol'd at the glasses.

[–]mnkf43 2 points3 points ago

its almost scary.

[–]HelpImSurrounded 2 points3 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]zeusmagnet 2 points3 points ago

I read this as "I took this potato..."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Burst out laughing, chuckling for minutes. Thanks.

[–]chandler63 1 point2 points ago

that scared the hell out of me man!

[–]sirkingsleyz 1 point2 points ago

Pfft who needs sleep

[–]tmbgfan1234 1 point2 points ago

Kill them! Kill them with fire!!!

[–]Davey_Jones 1 point2 points ago

JESUS!

[–]franckensteen 1 point2 points ago

That made me pee a little.

[–]Woohoo42 1 point2 points ago

Anamorph!

[–]UnicornOfDesire 1 point2 points ago

I'm risking looking really stupid and I'm not contributing anything really, but can someone explain what FTFY means? One time someone in a thread said they thought it was fuck that fuck you, I know that's not it but that's what I think of every time I see it.

[–]smardalek 1 point2 points ago

It's "Fixed that for you"

[–]UnicornOfDesire 1 point2 points ago

Oh, okay. Thank you.

[–]GraveDigger1337 1 point2 points ago

fuck that fuck you, FTFY

[–]smardalek 1 point2 points ago

Find the fucks ...yielded

[–]Treeake 1 point2 points ago

Saw that someone had already done this in the original comments, copied it, copied the title of the original and added a "[FTFY]". REAP ALL THE KARMAS.

[–]mumbly__joe[S] 0 points1 point ago

That someone was me.

[–]Treeake 0 points1 point ago

i don't get the idea of re posting comments that have already been up voted, are you people really that desperate for karma?

[–]mumbly__joe[S] 0 points1 point ago

Up until this faceswap, i had 2 link karma. I posted it, then realised no one looked at my stuff.. put a link on the original. It made me laugh. Thought i might share that. And what exactly do you mean, "you people"?

[–]Roach09 1 point2 points ago

With my beard and recently sharpened teeth, I think my face looked exactly the same when I saw this pic as the creatures in it.

[–]rssnjw 1 point2 points ago

Kill it with violence!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Startling.

[–]splaticus 3 points4 points ago

Perfect!

[–]IdahoSucks 1 point2 points ago

10/10!

[–]Drizae 1 point2 points ago

Just bitches bein' bitches. I really wanted to change this shot and you beat me to it! +1 to you sir.

[–]TrolololeBAW5E 3 points4 points ago

I think Satan lives inside your camera.

[–]alice_aslice 0 points1 point ago

Wuh-oh, someone wasn't careful about what hair they plucked for the polyjuice potion

[–]pretzelguy1 -1 points0 points ago

Brazzers

[–]drawingdead0 1 point2 points ago

wut