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[–]JavaLSU 506 points507 points ago

Holy shit, that's my best friend from high school and my college roomate (from a while ago)!

I just sent him this image to let him know he's an internet joke now. I don't remember the real story behind the picture. I'll ask him....and deliver.

Edit:

Proof! Another image from that same series.

Here's a pic of that same night

The story is not too exciting though. My other friend was taking an SFX make up class and did "beat up" make-up on a few of my friends during Mardi Gras. So he was never actually attacked, it's all fake.

Edit 2:

Here a pic from last mardi gras . The girl dressed as Toad is the talent and does all the costumes and make-up.

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points ago

If I were him, I'd be disappointed that this is the joke somebody paired me with.

[–]spinalsnap 32 points33 points ago

I'm just disappointed that nobody got beat up by two Wales.

[–]mach-2 9 points10 points ago

I don't mind doing a whale...."Thuuur she blows!!!'

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    [–]dontneedyourkarma 10 points11 points ago

    If I were him I'd feel bad for disappointing the entire Internet with the real story. It was rather anti-climatic.

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      [–]guywhiteycorngoodEsq 14 points15 points ago

      I had to (finally) create a reddit account just to reply to this.

      I work as a teacher in China and was crafting a powerpoint presentation about common injuries a few months ago. I wanted a picture of a dude with a big black eye, so I googled "black eye" and picked this exact same picture on account of his reminding me of an old pal from the States.

      I found it hilarious that this poor sucker had arrived at such a level of internet ignominy that he was being used as the poster child for Black Eyes for the benefit of English-hungry Chinese people. I'm genuinely interested and happy to know that the guy never really received a face-bashing!

      In summary, your friend was famous in my tiny little universe before he was famous on Reddit.

      [–]JavaLSU 1 point2 points ago

      Ah, that clears it all up for me. I was wondering how his image was found to make this post. I did the search as you suggested and it brought me to this link which is my friend's old SFX site.

      She hasn't done that in years though. She moved on to other projects.

      [–]mtlife 20 points21 points ago

      It has been five whole minutes now, I'm not impatient in any way, but did you call him already?

      [–]grishnackh 32 points33 points ago

      Thank you!

      [–]Grabowerful 15 points16 points ago

      He isn't OP though...

      [–]Kashmeer 7 points8 points ago

      OP of the comment thread.

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        [–]KnowsYourFirstName 1 point2 points ago

        Javier with the personal connection!

        [–]unusedalias 1 point2 points ago

        Awesome pic of NOLA.

        [–]ordinaryrendition 6 points7 points ago

        Your friend is Slug from Atmosphere?

        [–]TurnUpTheDaft 1 point2 points ago

        He looks like a darker James Franco in that second pic.

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          [–]Honey_Otter 665 points666 points ago

          The joke sucks but as a Welshman I'm just excited that Wales has been mentioned

          [–]mikehayek 260 points261 points ago

          We're moving up in the world

          [–]brigodon 87 points88 points ago

          Please explain Welsh to me. I want to believe it's real.

          [–]palordrolap 46 points47 points ago

          Serious response amongst all the derpage: Welsh is a Celtic language closely related to the uncommonly spoken Breton (Brittany, north west France) and Cornish (Cornwall, south west England), and is distantly related to Scots Gaelic, Manx (Isle of Man) and Irish (Gaelige) which form another Celtic language group.

          The reason it's so hard to understand for English speakers is that it has no common roots, at least not within the last few thousand years.

          English has Germanic, Latin and Scandinavian roots, French too if you ignore that French is also descended from Germanic and Latin roots. People who speak languages with similar heritages may experience similar difficulties.

          TL;DR Welsh grammar and vocabulary has (had) very little influence on English (and other widely spoken languages) so it looks and sounds alien to anyone but a Welsh speaker.

          Other European languages that are made difficult (for non-speakers) through having no common ground include: Finnish, its estranged cousin Estonian, long lost uncle Hungarian and Basque.

          [–]thenewiBall 10 points11 points ago

          I love origin of languages, I saw a video of languages moving around the world and changing through time it was really cool I wish I could find it again

          [–]Bettya2893 3 points4 points ago

          Plus! that's not strictly true. Because our language is so old, many of the new phrases like 'micro wave' or television are very similar to english. Micro wave is 'popty ping' in welsh... im guessing you can guess why its called that

          [–]thebarmyswami 2 points3 points ago

          Please explain that in Welsh. For shit n giggles.

          [–]I_FISTED_VOLDEMORT 15 points16 points ago

          Ateb iawn ymysg y derpage (lol) yma i gyd. Mae Cymraeg yn iaith Geltaidd yn berthyn yn agos i'r ieithoedd anghyffredin Llydaweg (Llydaw, gogledd-orllewin Ffrainc) a Cernyweg (Cernyw, de-orllewin Lloegr), and ym mherthyn yn bell i Gaeleg yr Alban, Manaweg (Ynys Manaw) a Gwyddelig, sydd yn creu grwp iaith Celtaidd gwahanol.

          Y rheswm y fod hi'n anodd i'w deallt i siaradwyr Saesneg ydy does ganddi ddim gwreiddiau cystylliedig, o leiaf o fewn y filoedd y flynyddoedd diwethaf.

          Mae gan Saesneg wreiddiau Germanaidd, Lladin a Llychlynaidd, yn ogystal a Ffrangeg, os ydych yn anywybyddu'r ffaith fod Ffrangeg hefyd wedi'i ddod o wreiddiau Germanaidd a Lladin. Mae pobl sy'n siarad ieithoedd gyda treftedaethau tebyg yn gallu profi anhawsterau tebyg.

          RH:HD Mae gramadeg a geirfa Cymraeg wedi cael effaith bychan iawn ar Saesneg (ac ieithoedd cyffredin eraill) felly mae'n edrych ag yn swnio'n estron i unrhyw un heblaw am siaradwr Cymraeg.

          [–]Nemokles 2 points3 points ago

          Was that the noise Voldemort made?

          [–]myster0n 2 points3 points ago

          ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

          [–]gentleman_brown 2 points3 points ago

          That looks like your cat was walking around on your keyboard.

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              [–]Bettya2893 2 points3 points ago

              I'm welsh. I am very sad that we get such a bad rap all the time. Especially us girls. WE ARE NOT THAT BAD!!!

              [–]chimpychimp 3 points4 points ago

              Also, vowels! They dont use any fucking vowels!

              Flbwrthhkgh.

              Thats not a town name, thats someone sneezing.

              [–]palordrolap 8 points9 points ago

              Welsh has at least two more vowels than English (w and y), and that's before you get to putting accents over them.

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                [–]brigodon 1 point2 points ago

                Ok, very cool. I had guessed at most of that, but wasn't sure. Considering all the shit and tangents I spawned with just that one post, maybe I'll open up and ELI5 sometime soon.

                Thanks!

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                  [–]Honey_Otter 33 points34 points ago

                  Explain the language or the place? I'm confused by what you mean

                  [–]easy_Money 96 points97 points ago

                  More real than Neverland, less real than Cincinnati

                  [–]sorenhauter 32 points33 points ago

                  Please, we both know Cincinnati isn't real.

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

                  WTF, you've never listened to WKRP on the radio before?

                  [–]sorenhauter 22 points23 points ago

                  What is that jumble of letters?

                  [–]pYrO1v1aniac 30 points31 points ago

                  Orc trickery.

                  [–]CraigChrist 18 points19 points ago

                  Looks like KRAP's back on the menu boys!

                  [–]Punkster101 8 points9 points ago

                  Wait for the Tardis' translator to kick in.

                  [–]topright 12 points13 points ago

                  Actually, that's Welsh.

                  [–]Kifflar 2 points3 points ago

                  Nobody knows, some sort of alien code perhaps :O

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                    [–]Mouse1277 3 points4 points ago

                    TIL I can speak Whale.

                    [–]sysadminbj 12 points13 points ago

                    YOU....CAN'T....SPEAK....WHALE, Dori!!!!!

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                      [–]haddockcpt 2 points3 points ago

                      As for someone who grew up in Cincinnati but now lives elsewhere. I too, begin to think that maybe I was born in a mythical land located in the Ohio river valley.

                      Edit: too early for grammar

                      [–]oslojo 5 points6 points ago

                      TIL i live in an unreal place

                      [–]Corvic 9 points10 points ago

                      Cincinnati, the biggest little city that matter to no one. Famous for strong German heritage and race riots.

                      [–]doooom 4 points5 points ago

                      There are Germans in Cincinnati? And there were race riots? TIL...

                      [–]Corvic 3 points4 points ago

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_riots_of_2001

                      German part comes form the strong brewing history and the whole "Over the Rhine" neighborhood.

                      [–]Punkwolf 1 point2 points ago

                      and for putting chili on spaghetti.

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                        [–]H3000 2 points3 points ago

                        I'm not seeing any words when you type, strange..

                        [–]velkyr 1 point2 points ago

                        TYL that Cincinnati Bell's call centers used to be staffed by Canadians, by a company that is notorious for fucking over it's employees, and not caring about turnover rates based on the company's incompetence, but is now overseas run by.... the exact same company, just with less laws they have to pretend to abide by.

                        edit: Also, if they are structured the same way now as they were then, if a dealer calls in about a credit check not working properly (If theres a flag on their credit bureau account, they had to call the call center), the person that asks you questions about your credit history (E.G: which of the following addresses did you used to live at, etc), are the same people you talk to if you call cinbell, and ask to speak to a supervisor. They aren't really supervisors in the typical call center sense. They just take an escalated call.

                        [–]sn1p3rb8 1 point2 points ago

                        One of my friends works at a call centre in Kingston, On. They work for most of the major cell providers in the USA. They're actually told to pronounce certain words differently, as not to give away their Canadianness.

                        [–]velkyr 1 point2 points ago

                        Yeah, never given that instruction for U.S carriers (I worked for Sprint and CinBell).

                        I'm assuming either TeleTech or Convergys.

                        [–]mikeno1 4 points5 points ago

                        You only learned that today? Shit man you need to be more observant.

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                          [–]wilsonsmilk 1 point2 points ago

                          What's.. a.. cin..cinna..ti?

                          [–]mehugz 10 points11 points ago

                          Both. All of it. I want to know it all.

                          [–]Dubrider 18 points19 points ago

                          Wales, contrary to popular knowledge is a country in its own right with its own language and culture. Though in modern times the country culture and language are suffering.

                          My home town Machynlleth, a town steeped in ancient history and boasts that it was once he capital of the country. Given that Owain Glyndwr the then was once a strong figure in trying to establish its independence from the English.

                          I have since moved away from the country as it holds no prospects or future for me, though I still return to visit family.

                          Feel free to ask for welsh lessons or historical information, I'm full of it. It's all the welsh teach in their schools

                          [–]MisterKetchup 16 points17 points ago

                          It's like what if Dungeons and Dragons was a place..I want to go so bad

                          [–]Dubrider 11 points12 points ago

                          I would too! But that's not Wales sadly. Try old coal and slate mines. Badly funded infrastructure and a grey hue from the slate they use to adorn everything. It's particularly grey and horrible when it rains, which Is a lot

                          [–]MisterKetchup 10 points11 points ago

                          Your group starts in Machynlleth. It's a gray, rainy place. The clouds rumble with thunder as you seek shelter. Looking around you all see old coal and slate mines. An inn sits at the end of the badly paved road, it's roof, windows it's everything in fact, decorated with slate.

                          Roll a d20 for spot/listen

                          [–]epicfailzatwork 1 point2 points ago

                          At work at my desk. Rolled a 13. I'll post a screenshot if need be. WHAT NEXT. shakes screen

                          [–]Dubrider 2 points3 points ago

                          Love it! Sadly I've never played before

                          [–]wise_beyond_my_ears 3 points4 points ago

                          But they make Doctor Who here, so we can forgive the crappy weather, no jobs, etc.

                          [–]Dubrider 4 points5 points ago

                          They do, torchwood too. I lived in Cardiff for a while and my flat mate often came home saying she was walked into a set while down at the bay

                          [–]aeiluindae 1 point2 points ago

                          In name only, friend.

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                            [–]Magna_Sharta 3 points4 points ago

                            Do you know the origin of the word Welsh? I'm hoping to stump you since this is my one bit of trivia about the Welsh.

                            [–]Dubrider 1 point2 points ago

                            Without attempting to look smart and look it up, no. I have no idea where the word comes from, educate me

                            [–]Magna_Sharta 2 points3 points ago

                            When the Anglo-Saxons were migrating into Britain, their semi-derogatory name for all the Celtic peoples there was Wealc (with the "c" pronounced like the "ch" in loch). It was a word that meant foreigner/outsider, and that's what they labeled the non-Romano British inhabitants that they displaced during settlement.

                            I pulled that bit of trivia out of this book.

                            [–]Dubrider 1 point2 points ago

                            That is interesting, do you have an interest in British history or was this a one off?

                            [–]lilrhys 1 point2 points ago

                            Funnily enough, the Welsh word for "Welsh" is Cymry which derives from Combrogi which is Brythonic for fellow-countryman. Which is the exact opposite of the English word.

                            [–]grimatongueworm 1 point2 points ago

                            Goddamnit! Ryan Giggs, the greatest footballer to ever live, is from Wales. That is ALL you need to know to understand that Wales is a magnificent place.

                            [–]Dubrider 1 point2 points ago

                            Interestingly we have far more famous rugby players than we do football

                            [–]grimatongueworm 1 point2 points ago

                            Not to disparage your rugby stars, but as a yank..I'm more familiar with futbol.

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                                [–]tankosaurus 3 points4 points ago

                                All you need to know about Wales.

                                [–]comadorcrack 1 point2 points ago

                                When in doubt, just phlegm up your words as much as possible.

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                                  [–]shazang 9 points10 points ago

                                  The language is kinda like Klingon and Na'vi mixed together.

                                  [–]brigodon 1 point2 points ago

                                  Yes. How does it work?

                                  [–]Honey_Otter 7 points8 points ago

                                  Mostly fuelled by beer, rugby and a passionate dislike of anything English

                                  [–]brigodon 2 points3 points ago

                                  But two-thirds of that is also inherently Scots.

                                  [–]glennize 9 points10 points ago

                                  It was a language created by the Welsh with more consonants with the intention of making the letters round of the game show Countdown easier to win.

                                  [–]jimdog1231 1 point2 points ago

                                  8+ club

                                  [–]CopperMindTemp 2 points3 points ago

                                  Maybe this video will help.

                                  Wales is one of the four countries that make up the UK. Welsh is one of the many languages spoken, and the largest one other than English.

                                  [–]mjolnir616 4 points5 points ago

                                  You know how people in other parts of the world speak different languages? Yeah, it works like that.

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                                    [–]growawaysh 7 points8 points ago

                                    Wow, three real welsh people all on the internet at the same time, I didn't think this was physically possible

                                    [–]AndrewTindall 5 points6 points ago

                                    normally the internet in Wales can't handle more than a few simultaneous connections, but there's been some LLU lately that have eased it up a bit.

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                                      [–]DafyddCymraeg 3 points4 points ago

                                      My feelings range from 'Oh for god's sake' to 'Somebody's referenced my oft-ignored country! Eee'.

                                      [–]Reckless_Abaddon 7 points8 points ago

                                      Pete's Eats is the most famous thing about Wales.

                                      [–]secondplanet 26 points27 points ago

                                      Isn't Doctor Who filmed in Wales?

                                      [–]gggrrrrreaaat 14 points15 points ago

                                      Torchwood is set and filmed there. At least until the last series when they went all over, including L.A.

                                      [–]ddb1 7 points8 points ago

                                      Everything I know about Wales I learned from watching Torchwood. Heddlu means police.... that's about all I got.

                                      [–]ShuffleandTruffle 5 points6 points ago

                                      Our word for microwave is Popty Ping :D

                                      [–]mystra627 7 points8 points ago

                                      a lot of tv is filmed in Wales, Cardiff to be specific. Doctor Who films a bit all over, but they do their studio work in Cardiff.

                                      [–]AndrewTindall 4 points5 points ago

                                      Doctor Who is the flagship of BBC Cymru Wales, and played a big part in the BBC's decision to regionalise its production to Cardiff and Salford, which meant we got a nice huge production village built near cardiff, which is now used for a large deal of shows made by the BBC, primarily nature shows (which are also largely produced in Scotland), and family dramas.

                                      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

                                      Ny. Iy's dyfynytylyly tye y's iy evyry wyrd.

                                      [–]GrantOz44 23 points24 points ago

                                      Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

                                      [–]MEXICAN_PRAWN 14 points15 points ago

                                      You forgot the 'h' on the end.

                                      [–]GrantOz44 23 points24 points ago

                                      Damn it. Always embarrassing when you spell the easy ones wrong. Thanks for picking that up.

                                      [–]Kiacha 4 points5 points ago

                                      It's difficult when they are silent.

                                      [–]Zerba 10 points11 points ago

                                      ...is he...is he having a stoke?

                                      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

                                      yh yys, yyu llyn't fyrgllt tye dyuble ll!

                                      [–]thenuge26 3 points4 points ago

                                      The weirdest part is I think I understood this...

                                      [–]koshka_ 2 points3 points ago

                                      It sounds like it says "you can't forget the double L!" haha

                                      [–]AndrewTindall 1 point2 points ago

                                      technically it's its own letter, not just a "double l"

                                      [–]tazbuc5 1 point2 points ago

                                      Bore da is about all I've been able to handle since high school >.<

                                      [–]ShuffleandTruffle 1 point2 points ago

                                      "rydw i'n hoffi coffi" is all I got

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                                        [–]thehalfbloodprice 15 points16 points ago

                                        I thought that the most famous thing about Wales is that 99.9% of its population are sheep-shaggers.

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                                        [–]thehalfbloodprice 16 points17 points ago

                                        What do you call a Welshman with sheep under one arm, and a goat under the other?

                                        Bisexual.

                                        [–]MidnightSun 2 points3 points ago

                                        What do you call a Welshman with more than one sheep?

                                        Bigamist.

                                        [–]Spudgun888 1 point2 points ago

                                        We fuck 'em, you eat 'em.

                                        [–]thehalfbloodprice 3 points4 points ago

                                        Bitch please, I'm Northern Irish. The only thing I eat are potatoes and the tears of nationalists.

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                                          [–]SnifflyWhale 3 points4 points ago

                                          Fairly sure it's actually Torchwood.

                                          [–]tmcd83 5 points6 points ago

                                          Both are filmed in Wales.

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                                              [–]balanceofpower 1 point2 points ago

                                              For a nation that gave the world such luminaries as Tom Jones and Catherine Zeta-Jones, I would think the Welsh would feel a little more loved.

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                                                [–]Tomm0509 145 points146 points ago

                                                Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd

                                                [–]JustForCancer 136 points137 points ago

                                                I told my dad to stop sending those kinds of emails.

                                                He asked "What kind of emails?".

                                                I told him "If they have a bunch of fwd: fwd: fwd: in front of the subject line, don't send it to me."

                                                Next day I got another stupid chain email but he wrote "I deleted all the "fwd"s in the subject line for you, I know you don't like that."

                                                Face palm

                                                [–]Tomm0509 43 points44 points ago

                                                Create a "dad folder"

                                                [–]Myrandall 47 points48 points ago

                                                I have one, but it's called the Trash folder

                                                [–]mikehayek 4 points5 points ago

                                                Could write a rule to delete all incoming dad email.

                                                [–]Tomm0509 20 points21 points ago

                                                "Hey son there's a family BBQ coming up, the whole family Is coming and here are the details". Yeah I don't think deleting everything is a good idea

                                                [–]legumee 10 points11 points ago

                                                with your example, it sounds like a GREAT idea

                                                [–]JustForCancer 2 points3 points ago

                                                The reason why I don't have a "Dad" folder anymore. I forgot to check it and stuff like this would pop up once and a while.

                                                [–]henkenzo 1 point2 points ago

                                                many relationships crushed when involved with chain mail jokes.

                                                [–]RageMorePlz 4 points5 points ago

                                                that's because you don't do what they say

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                                                    [–]jackm3hoff 5 points6 points ago

                                                    While you're living in MY basement, I make the rules mister man.

                                                    [–]glaedr 8 points9 points ago

                                                    Aww :D

                                                    [–]spankymuffin 9 points10 points ago

                                                    Next day I got another stupid chain email but he wrote "I deleted all the "fwd"s in the subject line for you, I know you don't like that."

                                                    You know, we laugh about this now...

                                                    But years from now, we're going to do the same kind of shit to our kids.

                                                    [–]JustForCancer 6 points7 points ago

                                                    I dunno man...

                                                    To me, chain emails are an even shittier version of a greeting card. They are cheesy sentimental crap poems with little stupid glittery clip art gifs to accommodate them. At least when he left the FWD FWD FWD in the subject line I could identify them easier... I've made a huge mistake.

                                                    I will NEVER DO THIS!

                                                    [–]spankymuffin 6 points7 points ago

                                                    Well I didn't mean chain emails in particular. I meant "embarrassing shit having to do with misunderstanding technology"

                                                    [–]scudmissile 121 points122 points ago

                                                    http://imgur.com/dVuwN

                                                    [–]Se7en_Sinner 13 points14 points ago

                                                    http://i.imgur.com/KqYvM.jpg

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                                                      [–]NotaMethAddict 26 points27 points ago

                                                      This joke is literally older than the Internet.

                                                      [–]henkenzo 3 points4 points ago

                                                      • Abe Lincoln (when you use material that isn't yours, always name the source. thank you!)

                                                      [–]SuperTazerBro 1 point2 points ago

                                                      "I can vouch for this." -George Washington

                                                      [–]Get_This 1 point2 points ago

                                                      The best thing about the Internet is you get to hear this fucking joke every time this happens. - Albert Einstein.

                                                      [–]GetThatNoiseOuttaHer 1 point2 points ago

                                                      "You miss every shot you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky.

                                                      -Michael Scott

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                                                        [–]electrolemon 8 points9 points ago

                                                        Please no:

                                                        • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

                                                        [–]ThePeanutBuddha 48 points49 points ago

                                                        That'll teach you for being a moby dick.

                                                        [–]Trollatio_Caine 8 points9 points ago

                                                        Looks like Ahab couldn't spear his white whale if you get my drift.

                                                        [–]DJRD4465 4 points5 points ago

                                                        http://instantostrich.com/

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                                                            [–]chumprock 5 points6 points ago

                                                            One time while visiting Cardiff, I walk up to the bar and order a few pints. The barmaid notices my American accent and tries to make small talk:

                                                            "Where to?" She says.

                                                            "Umm.. not sure really, we were gonna have a pint and then..." I replied.

                                                            "No honey, Where to ya from?"

                                                            I just paid for my pints and walked away confused. My Welshophile wife soon corrected me about her true intent of asking me where the hell I lived.

                                                            [–]emohipster 29 points30 points ago

                                                            TIL reddit is full of annoying aunts. Who else upvotes this crap?

                                                            [–]glaedr 32 points33 points ago

                                                            Please No:

                                                            • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

                                                            [–]anaemic 8 points9 points ago

                                                            but then he cant harvest his delicious salty tears of karma

                                                            [–]legumee 3 points4 points ago

                                                            reading words is too hard with my internet attention span, but reading images, easy

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                                                              [–]SMGstring 31 points32 points ago

                                                              This joke again?

                                                              [–]Se7en_Sinner 17 points18 points ago

                                                              But it has a picture with it, that makes it new and fresh!

                                                              [–]Get_This 3 points4 points ago

                                                              "Guys, if you don't like what you see then downvote and move on pls. God I hate how pretentious everyone is on this site!". /s

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                                                                [–]dratini147 4 points5 points ago

                                                                He should apologize to their leader: http://i.imgur.com/OEP83.png

                                                                [–]theyseemetr0lling 1 point2 points ago

                                                                That english twat is not our leader

                                                                [–]Dubrider 4 points5 points ago

                                                                Being that the Welsh would be very polite to any race so long as you weren't English

                                                                [–]Doctor_Woo 2 points3 points ago

                                                                As an Irish guy living in Wales, i can confirm this.

                                                                [–]mathislar2 11 points12 points ago

                                                                If I remove the current text and instead write something about it being a picture of myself after getting beat up for being gay, I should be able to post this image to r/atheism for maximum karma.

                                                                [–]riverstarbuck 2 points3 points ago

                                                                I'm torn because a post mentioning Wales made it to the front page!- but it's a joke on our behalf :(.

                                                                Oh well, at least it wasn't a joke involving sheep.

                                                                [–]HgCNO2 5 points6 points ago

                                                                Aren't the Welsh known for being super polite? Like Great Britain's Canada?

                                                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                When I moved to England from Wales, one of the first things I noticed was that the men here are much less affectionate to one another. There's a lot more bromance in Wales.

                                                                I think in general the people in Wales are very accommodating to strangers.

                                                                [–]The3rdWorld 2 points3 points ago

                                                                depends which bit of wales :)

                                                                [–]Dubrider 1 point2 points ago

                                                                Only if your not English

                                                                [–]wise_beyond_my_ears 1 point2 points ago

                                                                No, we are fucking not!

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                                                                  [–]boodabomb 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  Ughhh super repost from /r/jokes.

                                                                  [–]QTPro 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  God damn... Have we not evolved to the point where we can all recognize that we're all the same-oh it was a fat joke

                                                                  [–]needmorepillows 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  Terrible pick up line

                                                                  [–]hopeisnotamethod 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  dear boy in outer space, who beat you up?

                                                                  [–]Omglizard 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  It would've had some kick to it if he referred to the ladies as "birds" in the first question.

                                                                  Granted it wouldn't be funny too.

                                                                  [–]buzandjoy 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  This post needs a theme song with a great video... Bonus the singer is from the UK!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU

                                                                  [–]Reedey 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  -3/10

                                                                  [–]drstock 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  1. Take joke from /r/jokes

                                                                  2. Put it on a photo

                                                                  3. Post to /r/funny

                                                                  4. ???

                                                                  5. Profit!

                                                                  [–]MrJDouble 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  Wasn't that a scene in good whale hunting!?!?

                                                                  [–]Smeagol3000 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  This should be titled "How I almost got kilt at a bar".

                                                                  [–]y2km11 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  Potential meme.. Textless image please..

                                                                  [–]lockwoods8 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  That's so perfect.

                                                                  [–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 5 points6 points ago

                                                                  Then they whaled on you.

                                                                  [–]sir_drink_alot 5 points6 points ago

                                                                  I was at a bar waiting to get into the mens washroom, some bitch cuts in front of our line, so I say, unless you have a dick you're not going before me. She tells me to fuck off, so I tell her she probably does have a dick and start singing "dude looks like a lady". She then punches me in the ear. I start laughing and say "you probably have a dick, but you still punch like a girl". Next day, wake up my ear is completely purple and hurts like hell. Apparently she does not punch like a girl.

                                                                  [–]Kiacha 8 points9 points ago

                                                                  Or girls don't punch the way you think they do.

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                                                                  [–]Nexxxeh 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  Whoa whoa whoa.

                                                                  for being an asshole who clearly has issues regarding trans folks

                                                                  You're assuming it was definitely a trans person and sda knew and gave them a hard time for it, while ignoring the fact the person cut in line and was the clear antagonist in this situation? Also have you never heard of Hanlon's razor?

                                                                  Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

                                                                  Statistically, it's more likely to be a cis woman just being a cunt. Most people wouldn't even consider the trans option unless they looked very manly. It seems today you are the asshole.

                                                                  [–]sir_drink_alot 1 point2 points ago

                                                                  Ha, maybe sHe did have spare parts and was just switching lines. Now I just feel horrible...

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                                                                    [–]AOIM_CubanJ 4 points5 points ago

                                                                    reddit has been very anti-fat jokes lately. what gives?

                                                                    [–]pisanty 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    I am a 28 year old Australian born and raised. While driving through a small country town a few weeks ago I asked for an Atlanta Pork Rib Sandwich (a special limited time Olympic thing) they guy serving me asked how my holiday was going. "Holiday?" Yes you are English he said. I must have looked like I was about to lose my shit when the manager came up intervened. I was given a free Pork Rib and the poor guy behind the counter was warned it was against policy to discuss things like country of birth with customers.

                                                                    /Welsh parents

                                                                    [–]Bryguy100 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    How the fuck did this get to the front page?

                                                                    [–]dedfrog 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Wait ... this is top for me? This is a new low. And it's low.

                                                                    [–]nwz123 1 point2 points ago

                                                                    ITT: it's funny when women hit men.

                                                                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    TAKE MY WORF!

                                                                    [–]Fartsmell 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    That's p cray!

                                                                    [–]Caladbolg2 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    This is the first time I have seen something on the front page of reddit weeks in advance.

                                                                    [–]dexgifts 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    oh........my god,some way to revenge.....i like your slap watches!,you look like a darker James Franco in that second pic man.

                                                                    [–]roogleason 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    What makes this guy funny? anything?

                                                                    [–]genoa 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Funny?

                                                                    [–]great_gape 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Today is Saturday

                                                                    [–]Xenoith 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    ITT: SRS doesn't care that female on male violence is also funny

                                                                    [–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Yeah, that's bullshit. The story is old as hell and the photo is make up.

                                                                    [–]RExOINFERNO 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Im sure that's exactly how it went, and you aren't lying at all.

                                                                    [–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    this is really stupid

                                                                    [–]hanncamp 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    I started to feel bad for you but...

                                                                    [–]IndianaJoanna 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Guys, he's just training for the new Karate Kid.

                                                                    [–]JabbaWebb 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Don't fuck with the Welsh. ;)

                                                                    [–]badspellersuntie 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    why is it only now that i have seen wales on the internet most people just say 'so.. like england?'.

                                                                    [–]dominic13 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    I'm sure this isn't a repost in a different format.

                                                                    [–]I_PISS_ACID 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    Wel, mae hyn yn datblygiad diddorol.

                                                                    [–]holyghosttown 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    It's too bad the real story behind this is cooler than the shitty joke.

                                                                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                                                    worth it...

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