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[–]Pmt3ddy 28 points29 points ago

He's a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

[–]dylan1547 10 points11 points ago

He's a furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray

[–]Spud_on_a_Stick 1 point2 points ago

He's got more than just man skill.

[–]thetoastmonster 1 point2 points ago

He's got a beaver tail and a bill.

[–]aleale223 55 points56 points ago

Perry the platypus

[–]EverythingsOkayAlarm 19 points20 points ago

A-GENT P!!!!

[–]benisnotapalindrome 17 points18 points ago

Dr Doofenschmirtz has been acquiring large counts of karma in r/tristatearea. We need you to find out what he's up to and put a stop to it!

[–]yundot 5 points6 points ago

DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!!

[–]IAMAhaberdasher 8 points9 points ago

Ahh, Perry the Platypus. How would you like to see my new SOMETHING-INATOR...INATOR?!

[–]thetoastmonster 3 points4 points ago

Well would you look at that you walked right into my trap. And now while I have you tied up let me tell you all about my latest evil plan to take over the tri-state area!

[–]EverythingsOkayAlarm 3 points4 points ago

Dammit why is that not a real sub?

[–]themoo96 0 points1 point ago

Perry the platypussys

[–]huskerfan4life520 34 points35 points ago

That's a pretty sad photoshop.

[–]Dywyn 1 point2 points ago

heres the original

[–]cactinotcactuses 8 points9 points ago

did you just use the parentheses so you wouldn't have to worry about causing an uproar over the plural of platypus?

[–]HoaryPlatypus 2 points3 points ago

Platypeople, obviously.

[–]RightInYourFace 7 points8 points ago

Me and my friends saw a platypus

[–]Stankmonger 3 points4 points ago

Me and my friend wrote a comic book.

[–]spuzzy 2 points3 points ago

and guess how long it took?

[–]Stankmonger 1 point2 points ago

I can do anything that I want

[–]episode1 2 points3 points ago

Enthralling story! Has everything I look for in a narrative! Fast paced, vivid characters, (The author does a particularly good job of making 'my friends' come alive for the reader. I feel like I really know them), and minimal Hemingway-esque prose. This is definitely a strong contender for Oprah's Book Club 2.0. 97/100 - Will definitely read again.

[–]res13echo 5 points6 points ago

I would be deeply afraid to hold those if I were you.

Actually, if they're both female than you're alright. If they're male... You're probably in a hospital right now dealing with an extremely nasty poison sting.

Those are probably not OP's hands anyways.

[–]Lullapie 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking the same thing! They look adorable, but I wouldn't hold them.

[–]LanaSanigav 7 points8 points ago

Hatypus.

[–]IAMSadPanda 1 point2 points ago

It had to be done

[–]rastusmaus -5 points-4 points ago

Bastard. I came in here to write that myself.

[–]EllBrah 4 points5 points ago

The Kray Twins have changed since I last saw them

[–]Myto 3 points4 points ago

Kudos for the way you avoided pluralizing "platypus".

[–]DrunkenAss 1 point2 points ago

I thought he did.

[–]Lokeh 3 points4 points ago

Baby platypus are called puggles.

[–]Martialis1 6 points7 points ago

[–]namegoeswhere 8 points9 points ago

Oh, there you are Perry!

[–]libbykino 2 points3 points ago

What a wasted opportunity to use the word platypi!

[–]skillgannon5 3 points4 points ago

There fedorable

[–]simianlovedoc 3 points4 points ago

They're fedorable.

FTFY2

[–]TheEditor190 3 points4 points ago

Agent P is that you!?!

[–]duckyofdeath 1 point2 points ago

That's how my wife's Grandfather looks in a hat too. All wrinkly.

[–]HuggableBear 1 point2 points ago

Needs more hats.

[–]philtomato 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly. Platy Poison 2x

[–]episode1 1 point2 points ago

Graphing calculator here. I've done the math, and your algebra in the title checks out. Way to go!

[–]AlphaHotel_94 1 point2 points ago

I like your use of the distributive property.

[–]DWFotos 1 point2 points ago

Remember, it is very dangerous to handle a platypus. They have a spur on their heal that contains a toxic cocktail that creates a immense amount of pain lasting weeks.

Read More Here

[–]Avi3leaves 1 point2 points ago

OP: "What is plural for platypus...? platypi? platypuses? fuck it ill just make an equation.

good choice op, good choice...

[–]McMeanface 1 point2 points ago

It's cool, guys. The math checks out.

[–]shaboomboom 1 point2 points ago

reminds me of the old man from pawnstars! link

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 1 point2 points ago

Where did you get those tiny hats?

[–]ozlaz 12 points13 points ago

They are photoshopped on.

[–]chandlerxbing 1 point2 points ago

I think you get them at tiny hats, I hear they are now open Saturdays AND Sundays

[–]doctor_hoctor 1 point2 points ago

I read the title as "2 platypus, 1 hat"

[–]blore40 0 points1 point ago

Thomson and Thompson.

[–]MustTurnLeftOnRed 0 points1 point ago

Graph them to their heads.

[–]aroogu 0 points1 point ago

Ow, my hands! My hands!

[–]supervin 0 points1 point ago

Observe... THE LITTLE HATS

YESSSS, THE HAAATS

[–]kick_muncher 0 points1 point ago

????

Profit

[–]morbiusgreen 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, there you are Perry."

[–]Eurobob -1 points0 points ago

This is a bad photoshop and you should feel bad!

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[–]SupermanV2 3 points4 points ago

It's not that I don't like you, which I don't. I just don't get you.

[–]TheRandomizerKing -1 points0 points ago

I just dont like him :)