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[–]LionBlunts 243 points244 points ago

Half Life has Aliens. Aliens are from space. Carlton hangs out with Will. Will fights aliens from space. Spacedicks.

[–]BL6827 51 points52 points ago

That makes way too much sense.

[–]vertigo1083 8 points9 points ago

In multiple different movies, too.

[–]Kwoon 0 points1 point ago

So he found this on r/spacedicks?

(WARNING:r/spacedicks is an NSFW site full of porn,gore and death)

[–]oblivinite 43 points44 points ago

HL3 protagonist confirmed.

[–]decross20 11 points12 points ago

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY ANYONE

[–]_coconut 0 points1 point ago

[–]aldude3 23 points24 points ago

That smug son-of-a-bitch

[–]cosidian 12 points13 points ago

Sniff

[–]hhawk 3 points4 points ago

I understand this reference

[–]ChuckBartowskiX 76 points77 points ago

Im sure /r/spacedicks would love this.

[–]wanderjahr 36 points37 points ago

I'm ashamed to know why.

[–]ayedurr 24 points25 points ago

We all are.

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 15 points16 points ago

I'm not.

[–]pixartist 7 points8 points ago

I'm annoyed because I don't...

[–]Mothmanx 32 points33 points ago

From what I understand after several breif visits there, Carlton is their Mascot of sorts.

[–]merkinmavin 6 points7 points ago

Don't ruin the surprise. Let them find out for themselves.

[–]ayedurr 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck dude. Don't tell them, they must find out themselves. DELETE.

[–]Mordizzle -1 points0 points ago

Spoilers much?

[–]Monthral 0 points1 point ago

I'm ashamed to know they had this posted awhile ago

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

I've always wondered- what's the thing between spacedicks and Carlton Banks?

[–]KING_HAM_FLAPS 33 points34 points ago

CARLTON IS THE SUPREME OVERLORD!

WHEN HE FELCHES HIS SUPERHUMAN SEED OUT OF YOUR ASS, Y0U'LL RECEIVE A LITANY OF DISEASES FOR NO MAN, OR SUBHUMAN, MAY SAY THAT CARLTON HAS FELCHED OUT OF HIS ASS.

0110100100100000011011000111010101110110001000000110011001100101011011000110001101101000011010010110111001100111!!!

[–]throwing_myself_away 3 points4 points ago

I gotta say. As pure dada, that was fan-fucking-tastic.

[–]LeBacon 3 points4 points ago

I SHALL NOT CLICK THIS LINK.

[–]Herr_Rambler 1 point2 points ago

THEY ARE A BUNCH OF FAGETS

[–]Plooper951 0 points1 point ago

It's been on there, saw it a while ago.

[–]hellointernet81 -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck you NNIIGGGGEERR

[–]InterwebCeleb -4 points-3 points ago

They loved it when it was posted there months ago.

[–]ayeyeye 44 points45 points ago

shopped.

[–]Thorzaim 28 points29 points ago

Pixels

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 8 points9 points ago

If only we knew someone who had seen a few shops in their day

[–]ItsPhotoshopped 8 points9 points ago

It's a good thing I'm here. It's a shop, alright. You can tell by the mismatched skin tones around the face.

Further forensic investigation confirms.

http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=42ee69de860aa23570441917a80e7e28d417bd2a.165167&fmt=ela

I would rate this a 0/10, it's very poorly done.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 1 point2 points ago

I made my comment totally unaware of your existence or of how to summon you.

Normally I figure you say someone's name in the mirror three times.

[–]meedify 7 points8 points ago

The hero that r/spacedicks needs....

[–]RemTar 7 points8 points ago

But not the one it deserves.

[–]Totaltotemic 22 points23 points ago

This picture is old as dirt. I remember seeing it on 4chan several years ago.

[–]xiaorobear 26 points27 points ago

Call me crazy, but I feel like I remember dirt being around a bit earlier than that.

[–]NixonsGhost 5 points6 points ago

Nope, that was loam.

[–]Superchair14 4 points5 points ago

Loam is a fun word to say out loud

[–]starwarscreature 3 points4 points ago

"The soil is soft and loamy. Would you like to plant a berry?"

[–]Superchair14 0 points1 point ago

And then water the berry with your Wailmer pail

[–]NixonsGhost -4 points-3 points ago

[4]

[–]Superchair14 -1 points0 points ago

What's a trees and how does it work

[–]lolooee 4 points5 points ago

Hipster.

[–]iamwalsh 1 point2 points ago

But here's my number.

[–]miked4o7 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations

[–]mistergookey 17 points18 points ago

Oh god, /r/spacedicks is leaking.

[–]red_280 20 points21 points ago

Better this... than whatever else comes out of that place.

[–]Superchair14 1 point2 points ago

or indeed those places as it were

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

No, /v/ from years ago is leaking.

[–]EnglishKiniggit 3 points4 points ago

I would love to see him dance with crowbar in hand.

[–]Nektagil 3 points4 points ago

It's not unusual to be loved by a headcrab.

[–]The_Jimster 4 points5 points ago

It's not unusual

to wait for another one

[–]I_cut_my_own_jib 2 points3 points ago

10/10, would play.

[–]archaicruin 0 points1 point ago

You like the cut of your jib.

[–]simphal 7 points8 points ago

[–]kol- 1 point2 points ago

Someone care to explain why this exists?

[–]Beeb294 1 point2 points ago

There's no reason it shouldn't exist.

[–]Maverikk 5 points6 points ago

If you're questioning the existence of this picture then you're also questioning the existence of the internets.

[–]columbine 1 point2 points ago

This is some real high quality content.

[–]tandeg 1 point2 points ago

Unsubscribing.

[–]captainfranklen 1 point2 points ago

"The Fresh Physicist of Black Mesa"

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down,

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became a physicist in a lab called Black Mesa.

[–]CheekySeagull 1 point2 points ago

I posted this to r/gaming about a year ago and it barely got any hits. Both Morgan Freeman and I feel betrayed, Reddit.

[–]mvtsc2 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop looking at it...

[–]Figgots 1 point2 points ago

1251 Upvotes? Really r/Gaming? This is just stupid.

[–]Holy-Breadcrumbs 1 point2 points ago

I've been on spacedicks, but can someone tell me exactly why they have Carlton as a mascot? I didnt think he was associated with necrophilia

[–]FriendlyFapper 3 points4 points ago

I don't even understand why this is on the front page.

[–]Kama_Blue 2 points3 points ago

It's like everything on 4chan, literally gets archived on reddit.

I sometimes wish Image Exif data had Site histories, just... because.

[–]ohfouroneone 2 points3 points ago

But isn't the point of both Reddit and 4chan to share interesting things, including images? 4chan didn't create this image, some anon did, and he obviously doesn't want to be credited for the work.

[–]EnglishKiniggit 1 point2 points ago

So it's almost like...Reddit is the Imgur of 4chan!!!!!!

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[–]grishnackh 11 points12 points ago

It's adorable that you think 9gag and tumblr get most of the content before reddit does.

[–]ayedurr 5 points6 points ago

I wish people would stop bitching about pointless things.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]LevitatingSUMO 3 points4 points ago

Hat.

[–]Kubaker1 1 point2 points ago

I can no longer look at Alfonso Ribeiro without cringing.

[–]backflippingbears 1 point2 points ago

WRONG SUBREDDIT FAGETS!

[–]The_Cave_Troll 0 points1 point ago

I swear I had up-beat Reggie music playing in my head as I opened up Imgur. Is there something wrong with me?

[–]onepapertiger 2 points3 points ago

My body, is ready--muh-my body, is ready. --bass drop--

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Reggie music? Do you perhaps mean "Reggae music"? If not, wtf is "Reggie music"?

[–]ScoreSettled 0 points1 point ago

Stay out of /r/spacedicks...

[–]Epicshark 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]syesha 0 points1 point ago

Do want

[–]InternationalRoots 0 points1 point ago

Is there some deeper meaning in this picture?

[–]CheezyWeezle 0 points1 point ago

cannot be unseen...

[–]Kirabadge 0 points1 point ago

You're the man, Gordon. You're the man. I'm just the man behind the man.

[–]EvilNinja180 0 points1 point ago

this belongs in /r/spacedicks King Carlton is their lord.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

For the love of god, do not let r/spacedicks become aware of this....

[–]iRedditThat 0 points1 point ago

Must see...the dance

[–]insaneblane 0 points1 point ago

Half Life 2: Episode 2: Act 1: /r/Spacedicks

[–]quixotik 0 points1 point ago

1st person shooter suddenly turns into Dance Dance Revolution...

[–]eiffel6565 0 points1 point ago

Dem glasses

[–]xVeZx 0 points1 point ago

he was my favorite character on the fresh prince

[–]TheEmbernova 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would play again.

[–]TeamVlad 0 points1 point ago

Spanishiwa Freeman

[–]Simnuvo 0 points1 point ago

You have just activated my trap card...

[–]ArchScabby 0 points1 point ago

and spacedicks.

[–]dyce200 0 points1 point ago

It's not unsual....starts dancing

[–]JoeScotterpuss 0 points1 point ago

I hope this is more of that leaked concept art.

[–]teetones 0 points1 point ago

Post this to r/spacedicks.

[–]MuffinMopper 0 points1 point ago

ITS NOT UNUSUAL TO BE LOVED BY YOU, FAGGOTS

[–]jakef92695 0 points1 point ago

That's my steam name and picture.

[–]wontonfatty 0 points1 point ago

Combine have won

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bastin_Fiend 0 points1 point ago

"Hey G-man, would you make me a sandwich?"

[–]travistouchdown77 0 points1 point ago

haha that is awesome!

[–]ThatGuyFromEngland 0 points1 point ago

Can't unsee.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? We're just frontpaging bad photoshops of game boxes now?

[–]mrplow8 0 points1 point ago

This has nothing to do with anything, but Carlton Freeman is my Grandfather's name.

[–]motherfnmike 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who knows this guy is a straight up dick in real life?

[–]Dragonsong 0 points1 point ago

Now we just need him to dance and strip

[–]khelan-the-wolfy 0 points1 point ago

His body is ready for HL3

[–]Wiggyboy24 0 points1 point ago

God this picture gets posted every fucking week. Do people not know any other way to get karma than reposting a picture that has been posted many times before?

[–]Jbazarnic 0 points1 point ago

SPACEDICKS REPOST

[–]ifeelstabby -3 points-2 points ago

What? A black man can't speak proper English and dress respectable without be made fun of?

[–]EagleBurn 0 points1 point ago

A black man can't speak proper English

Seems like he's a perfect replacement for Gordon.

[–]Pires007 0 points1 point ago

This just reminded me of the episode in Fresh Prince where Carlton got kicked out of a group for not being "black" enough.

[–]gender_bot -4 points-3 points ago

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:
* 97% confidence that this is a correctly identified face
* Gender is male with 75% confidence
* Approximate Age is 34 with 95% confidence
* Persons mood is happy with 82% confidence
* Person is wearing glasses with 93% confidence
* Persons lips are sealed with 61% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

[–]dyedian -2 points-1 points ago

Really /r/gaming? Really? This bullshit is on the front page. What the fuck?? Its not even clever. Its getting to the point where I can't tell if this how its gonna be all the time or (hopefully) its just really summerfaggy in here.

[–]ryantwopointo 2 points3 points ago

Sorry? Didn't realize /r/gaming isn't allowed to appreciate some jokes here and there

[–]ImpartialCat -2 points-1 points ago

Looks kinda like Kassem G

[–]AnomalousX12 -2 points-1 points ago

Why? XD

[–]ohfouroneone 3 points4 points ago

Why not?

[–]AnomalousX12 -2 points-1 points ago

Well played.

[–]Sweeede -1 points0 points ago

looks like someone finally got around to using photoshop...

[–]bigs1 -1 points0 points ago

I have never played the Half Life games, I have the Orange Box, want to play that, but I want to play the first one, and don't have a PC, don't like playing games on a PC anyways. Wish they released a Half Life version for the original xbox, since my ps3 can't play ps2 games.

[–]Gage540 -1 points0 points ago

"I ain't even mad" - Gordon Freeman

[–]derekiv -1 points0 points ago

Burn it with fire.

[–]sexyhamster89 -1 points0 points ago

my jimmies are rustled

[–]mistsofobscurity -4 points-3 points ago

[–]columbine 4 points5 points ago

You should be ashamed of that, not proud.

[–]Ashbringer -2 points-1 points ago

YESS loool so funny haha.

[–]th3malcontent -2 points-1 points ago

I like this because I didn't have to click on it to enjoy it. And I'm a fucking retard. So, yeah. I downvoted.

[–]InterwebCeleb -2 points-1 points ago

Oh good, /r/spacedicks is leaking now.

[–]ilihcma2 -3 points-2 points ago

SO BRAVEE