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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are divorcing? (x-post from r/reactiongifs) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Choo41 56 points57 points ago

I'M FUCKING COOOOK!

[–]meaghanhall_ 2 points3 points ago

So glad I wasn't the only one who recognized him.

[–]im_probablyjoking 1 point2 points ago

God how I want to know how that ends!

[–]Choo41 1 point2 points ago

He battered the guy to death didn't he?

[–]Beaumont21[S] 0 points1 point ago

SPOILERS They end it suggesting that he did.

[–]comatose_frog 0 points1 point ago

You never know, it wasn't actually shown.

[–]comatose_frog 1 point2 points ago

Next season! I can't wait

[–]dolphinelrapo 0 points1 point ago

Next season, what? I thought they ended it?

[–]comatose_frog 1 point2 points ago

I read that the last season will feature 2 hrs for each generation tying up loose ends

[–]Beaumont21[S] 0 points1 point ago

please god yes. I just started season 6

[–]comatose_frog 0 points1 point ago

I can't get through it, not because it sucks, but the show gives me anxiety now.

[–]dolphinelrapo 0 points1 point ago

That will hardly be enough to finish off the gens, especially the second one :/

[–]comatose_frog 0 points1 point ago

As long as we get closure on the cook thing.

First gen doesn't need much more closure tbh, just follow up on where they're all at and if he ended up finding her.

[–]BumbleTummy 23 points24 points ago

The contract was up.

[–]ObeseSnake 13 points14 points ago

33-34 years old, just like his other wives.

[–]kekehippo 0 points1 point ago

Just save for the fact she was the one who pulled the trigger on this and not him.

[–]Scrooge0791 27 points28 points ago

"Haha I don't care about Pop Culture! Look at my post to see how much I don't care!"

[–]Renmauzuo 5 points6 points ago

"If I don't keep posting how much I don't care, people might mistakenly think I do care."

[–]digital_evolution 32 points33 points ago

Note sure if

  1. I'm too out of touch with pop culture
  2. The rest of reddit is too obsessed with pop culture

I learned YOLO from Reddit and I learn about this divorce through Reddit. It's kinda funny. No hate :)

[–]cocomutts 1 point2 points ago

Ditto.

[–]Fists_of_Fury 8 points9 points ago

I never even knew until this stupid post popped up.

[–]filthyikkyu 4 points5 points ago

She just became extremely bored with the one Scientology approved Hitachi Magic Wand attachment molded in the shape of L. Ron Hubbard's face.

[–]Wiffernubbin 2 points3 points ago

She watched Magic Mike.

[–]caresquared 5 points6 points ago

Well whoever made that and/or just posted it with that title cared at least enough to do so!

[–]thegreatmunizzle 4 points5 points ago

I was fuckin' really let down when this was headlined on the NPR site last night.

[–]naked_oilpaint 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for Cook gif

[–]brobythelake 2 points3 points ago

Gotta love Cookie

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I never understood the whole "following tabloids" thing.

Why should I give a fuck what Brad Pitt is doing? He certainly doesn't care what I do. I mean hey, he's hot and a great actor, but I couldn't care less about how many kids he has or what he ate for breakfast.

[–]b00ks 4 points5 points ago

But yet if you saw him on the street you'd probably make eye contact or ask him for a picture. Tabloids are kinda like that for people.

[–]Miz_Mink 1 point2 points ago

I would cross the street to be honest, as I do for any other empty-headed, soulless Scientology weirdo. But then again, maybe I'd want to see those weird reptile eyes of his up close.

[–]SMERSH762 0 points1 point ago

I'd say hello perhaps, but I'd find it rude to just barge into his day all like "HI U R A GUY I KNOW I AM SOME FUCK PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME"

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[–]slybob 11 points12 points ago

I couldn't.

[–]b00ks 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to think the same thing, but if I am truly being honest with myself I realize that I have told a story about being high as hell when i was 18 and I had a short conversation with John Lithgow... so, you know.. I try to act cool, like you, but at the end of the day, I can still get a bit star struck.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I grew up in Vancouver, you see famous people all the time, plus I don't give two shits about strangers, what the fuck do you expect me to do with a picture? OH LOOK I SAW THIS GUY TODAY I'M A FUCKING WALDO MASTER.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Read that as how many kids he ate for breakfast.

[–]Miz_Mink 0 points1 point ago

I'm usually with you on this, but because Tom Cruise creeps me out so much, I was interested to learn that his wife finally left him. It's beyond me how this weird reptile of a man could be so famous. Interestingly, moreover, as his wife was growing up, she had a poster of him up on her wall. That stuff is just interesting to imagine regardless of their celebrity. That is, given his personality (or lack there of) and her apparent childhood obsession, what would have that relationship have been like? I mean celebrity is part of the story, but not the reason this particular one interests me.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 1 point2 points ago

He decided to shave.

[–]BumbleTummy 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. How long can someone wear a purchased beard?
BTW, Hollywood, he's not an action star. Stop trying to make him one. What's it been now, about 20 years you've been pushing that idea? He's a douche. He should be limited to roles like you see him in, in Magnolia; A douche with major underlying issues. It's like a bio-pic for Cruise.

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

Just curious, have you seen Tropic Thunder? Gave me a whole new respect for Tom Cruise.

[–]SMERSH762 0 points1 point ago

He was good in that one flick with Jamie Fox, playing the cold assassin. Perfect role for him IMO. Other than that, he creeps me out.

[–]ThePhenix 1 point2 points ago

What is the gif from?

[–]debussi 4 points5 points ago

Skins 3rd season? Maybe 4th can't remember.

[–]roryt93 4 points5 points ago

Third season episode 2

[–]iarron 1 point2 points ago

UK version as they now have a US version I think, ugh.

[–]Makwom 10 points11 points ago

But it got cancelled after 1 season I believe "for being too vulgar" or something like that. Which is hilarious because compared to the UK version it was a bunch of fussy 10 year olds.

[–]meaghanhall_ 3 points4 points ago

I actually watched the first episode out of sheer curiosity. No nudity at all, and whenever they mentioned any substance use it would be annoyingly vague. Instead of "I have some coke" they would just say "I have some drugs". That, and it seemed like they were trying too hard to make the characters be quirky/different.

[–]Makwom 0 points1 point ago

There is no American on the planet who could ever hope to be as quirky as Cassie.

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

Ah I only watched the first two.

[–]comatose_frog 1 point2 points ago

Definitely watch the rest, worth it

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

I shall do! Was it the main character's younger sister who carried it on? IIRC she was rather fetching, I think.

[–]comatose_frog 1 point2 points ago

Yes effy

[–]dolphinelrapo 0 points1 point ago

Indeed, she really contributed to the series taking off.

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

I bet he tried to get her to pray to Xenu

[–]conspiracy_thug 1 point2 points ago

THIS MEANS I MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE WITH KATIE HOLMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]peachzncream 0 points1 point ago

Wow, maybe now she'll stop wearing his pants.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

God, she has some hot tits, though.

[–]Roomy 0 points1 point ago

I would've never known about this useless information, unless you cared enough to post your celebrity gossip on Reddit. If you didn't care, wouldn't you not bother?

[–]Ass_Dragon 0 points1 point ago

Well, looks like I have something else to add to my RES filter.

[–]hobofats 0 points1 point ago

You cared enough to find out and tell us about it...

[–]madmonkeymud 0 points1 point ago

*Whoa

[–]Arcadax 0 points1 point ago

Aaaand yet another unfortunate child stuck with with impulsively stupid parents.

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

I was looking on CNN and I clicked on a page and there was this yellow and black headline that said "BREAKING NEWS!" and said that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. I don't know why that was breaking news on CNN.

[–]Xyzzzy 0 points1 point ago

I would never have known had it not been for this post. So, fuck you

[–]troxnor 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one who really hates this Gif?

[–]abstrusejoker 0 points1 point ago

They're divorcing? That's so...uh...I...uh...

[–]mushmancat -4 points-3 points ago

Beuamont21 is a shit stain.

[–]BathofFire -1 points0 points ago

You speak only truth. Only Oprah fans would even begin to care who that gay guy divorces.

[–]sleepercat22 -1 points0 points ago

It was one of these

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