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[–]madagascaralex 137 points138 points ago

That wasn't the scary part, little did she know that this was waiting for her http://i.imgur.com/QQ45y.gif

[–]kenz101 65 points66 points ago

Is that a sharktopus?

[–]Kyakan 91 points92 points ago

No, it's a jumping water turkey.

[–]FatCat433 31 points32 points ago

Those aren't even real! It's obviously an octoark.

[–]thafighta 7 points8 points ago

Well actually, if you consider the octark's natural habitat, which is Atlantic Ocean, and the fact that they can only survive in a salinity of 36 parts per thousand, it is highly unlikely that the octoark would even bother to swim about in Caribean waters where the salt in the water is being used for the rims of Margarita glasses. Furthermore, if you look at the swift motion, grey epidermis, spikey teeth, and the remorseless eyes--you can obviously tell that it's a jumping water turkey. I mean I wouldn't call a "Flippy Axe Nose" a Hammerhead dolphin!!! hahahaha! I hope this solved your problem.

[–]doritodragon 2 points3 points ago

you guys are all idiots, it's obviously a giant sharquid

[–]shadyk84 0 points1 point ago

Or squark.

[–]Toof 9 points10 points ago

I was thinking Shartosquid, and was wondering who would make a movie of that. Then I saw yours and remembered sharktopus...then wondered who would make a movie of that.

[–]JustDroppinBy 7 points8 points ago

Shartosquid... So scary you'll shit yourself.

[–]10133p0p 2 points3 points ago

shart yourself*

FTFY

[–]JustDroppinBy 1 point2 points ago

I thought about that actually, and decided to leave it in hopes that someone would correct me and also get karma. Good day, sir or madam!

[–]kenz101 11 points12 points ago

WAIT... You're saying there is a movie called "Sharktopus"?

[–]Toof 5 points6 points ago

[–]kenz101 7 points8 points ago

Dammit. This is the kind of thing I would expect from the deepest of Japan or Indonesia, but not from you, US.

Looks like a fun movie though.

[–]firesash 12 points13 points ago

The only thing you can expect reliably from the SciFi channel, is that it will be bad.

[–]muffinmonk 1 point2 points ago

So bad it's good.

[–]Triolion 5 points6 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Syfy_original_films Yea, and sharktopus is just one of the wonderful films they have made recently. Some other good ones are Pirahnaconda, Arachnoquake(an earthquake in New Orleans (wtf...) looses giant spiders on the city), Dinocroc, Supgergator, Dinocroc vs. Supergator..., Swamp Shark... Mega Python vs Gatoroid.

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Look into Asylum Productions.... Lovely lovely movies like Transmorphers, Princess of Mars, Alien vs Hunter.... Oohhhhh the bad bad movies that they produce. Basically they are a staple U.S. production company for me and my friends bad movie nights. Ooh almost forgot Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus... AND Mega Piranha where you learn that if a giant piranha jumps out of the water and lands on a house it explodes, and that you can lay on your back and bicycle wheel kick flying piranha's.

Edit for spelling.

[–]doritodragon 2 points3 points ago

people who like this also like:

  • Mega Piranha
  • Mosquito Man
  • Ice Spiders
  • Mega Snake

all five movies are rated below 3.7/10 by the IMDb community

[–]lasrith 2 points3 points ago

How to make a Syfy movie in 4 easy steps: 1. Take a normal creature, and make it fucking ginormous. 2. Add a pornstar to be the protaganist. 3. ??? 4. Air on Syfy.

[–]DarthWeezie 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean the sharktopus

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[–]Albrious 17 points18 points ago

You must be watching that gif on a tiny phone screen or something, that is clearly a Sharktopus.

[–]Nicodemus81 5 points6 points ago

A squid's mouth is located inside the tentacles. The same way our arms reach out and bring stuff back to our mouths.

TL;DR: The mouth is the shark's asshole and looks like this x100 http://squid.tepapa.govt.nz/images/gallery/anatomy/article-02/image-01.jpg

EDIT: Being a sharkTOPUS, it actually looks like this http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/octopus-2.jpg

[–]Albrious 1 point2 points ago

So you are positing that these are two individual animals that have been somehow surgically spliced together to create some sort of orifice sharing abomination? I just assumed through the magic of Syfy Labs genetic engineering, they were able to flip the tail gene of a shark into the tentacle gene of an octopus (Science!). If you look at it like that, the better analogue for the tentacles is legs rather than arms, and then it's not quite so weird. This is more thought than I meant to put into this discussion.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

Psst. It's not a squid. It's a vicious Sharktopus.

[–]UrinalPooper 2 points3 points ago

What is that from?

Edit: Nevermind- Sharktopus.

[–]0311 2 points3 points ago

You can tell it's a sharktopus by the way it is.

[–]notsoberent 1 point2 points ago

Thats pretty neat !

[–]KONY_The_Tiger 1 point2 points ago

I loved that movie! Mainly because of the girls in tight bikinis wonderful acting.

[–]omgzpplz 1 point2 points ago

Octorok evolved.

[–]Murdathon3000 213 points214 points ago

"Look Simba, everything the Reddit touches is a repost." - "What about this comment?" - "That's an original idea, you must never go there Simba."

[–]saucyal25 10 points11 points ago

Still cried

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

You have completely ruined that scene for me... Or made it better. I'm still not sure. Have an upvote.

[–]Rapta22 -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing

[–]TimonBerkowitz 1 point2 points ago

Hakuna Matata, it means no content!

[–]anthrocide -1 points0 points ago

It's new to me. Maybe you should spend less time on the internet.

[–]voodew 1 point2 points ago

Says the redditor who comments at least once a day.

[–]anthrocide -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, commenting at least once a day constitutes excessive Internet usage. Don't ever get into a career path that requires logic.

[–]voodew 2 points3 points ago

And then you reply almost immediately.

[–]anthrocide -2 points-1 points ago

At least I'm not the one whining about reposts or defending dipshits that do.

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[–]Forhavu 18 points19 points ago

How hilarious. I did too. It's like it was MEANT to be read in his voice

[–]SCHROEDINGERS_UTERUS 56 points57 points ago

Oh, the things I do for love. push

[–]mtbmike -4 points-3 points ago

And she paid for it

[–]aasianeskimo 9 points10 points ago

SCHREODINGERS_UTERUS was making a Game of Thrones reference (just clarifying the downvotes.)

[–]LegenD00M 3 points4 points ago

Did you think you would ever type/say that sentence?

[–]penguinater477 95 points96 points ago

I don't know why I expected something about fullmetal alchemist.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 74 points75 points ago

and then she exploded

[–]appoloman 31 points32 points ago

but not before destroying Ishval.

[–]HuntSauce -2 points-1 points ago

Ishbal*

[–]appoloman 1 point2 points ago

[–]HuntSauce 0 points1 point ago

Well I was wrong. You were fully right sir

[–]Mr_I_Know 35 points36 points ago

Can someone explain this? is it fake? i don't see a harness or anything 0_o

[–]Nyrin 224 points225 points ago

As was mentioned a few of the other times that this was reposted with the same theme, she has a bungee tied to her ankles.

The jump instructor is pushing her off because it's actually quite dangerous to dangle like that--you can easily end up hitting your head on the platform or pulling someone else (e.g. the instructor) off unprepared or at a bad angle, which can get people hurt or killed.

Pushing the panicker away from the platform ensures that there's enough lateral movement to avoid nastiness. It's standard procedure at these jumps, apparently.

Did I mention that this gets reposted all the time? Karma Decay link for the curious.

[–]bloodfyr 57 points58 points ago

When I skydived (skydove?), I had to do it strapped to an instructor's chest since it was my first time. He told me that we'd sit at the edge of the plane, he'd count to three, and then we'd jump. We get to the edge, he goes "THREETWOONEJUMP" in about half a second and we're in the air. He told me after we landed that he always does that with people because they chicken out - which is what I was about another second away from doing. He said that in his countless jumps, he's never had a person who was mad at him. They always felt amazing having done it, but needed that push.

The guy in the video is probably doing it for safety reasons, like you say, but he's also probably doing it because she won't, just like I wouldn't have jumped had I had more than a half-second to realize what I was about to do.

[–]siamthailand 47 points48 points ago

Why would you jump off a perfectly good plane?

[–]bloodfyr 31 points32 points ago

I was asking myself that question during the whole trip up and while watching the other two people on the flight go. I refused to look out any of the windows, despite my instructor's exhortations to do so. While we were shimmying up to the door (it's really hard to do when you're strapped to another guy's chest), my thoughts were a jumbled blur (most of the trip up was). I was starting to wonder if I could get at least a partial refund if I chickened out. I was trying to frame the question in the best way so as not to sound like a chicken as I'm sitting at the edge of the plane and my instructor, so unhelpfully nicknamed "Pancake", was getting us into the right position. I'm about to say it when he does his dastardly little trick and I start to scream like a little girl as the fact that I just jumped out of a perfectly functioning airplane has hit some primal, instinctual level of my brain...even if I haven't consciously realized I've done the actual deed. My eyes close. I ended up paying the money for another guy to come up with me, jump with me, and take pictures. You can see the abject terror in my face in the first few shots.

And then I opened them when I hit terminal velocity and...it was just...the best way I've ever been able to describe it to a friend is "Imagine you're on the world's biggest, tallest roller coaster, riding down the first hill with no cart." I'm absolutely terrified of heights. But there was something breathtaking about seeing the world from that high up. There's a notable change in the pictures at that moment - I'm shouting, but in a good way. My arms are out. I high-fived the camera guy, though he didn't get a picture of it. All you feel is the wind and the cold (it was fucking cold that day) and...it's really early in the morning and my words are failing me right now. It's an experience.

"Because I could." is honestly the best answer I can give to that question.

EDIT - Found the pictures. First one is a few seconds out of the plane, second was when I realized how much fun it was.

[–]CdeoD 3 points4 points ago

because terminal velocity

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

So to avoid taxes

[–]Noggin01 2 points3 points ago

Because its a lot safer than jumping out of a fucked up plane that can barely get up in the air.

[–]Alect0 5 points6 points ago

I was not nervous at all about skydiving until I got to the door and was about to jump. I grabbed on to the sides of the door and was saying 'nonononono!!!' so my tandem instructor peeled my hands off the sides and threw us out! Glad he did :)

[–]bloodfyr 5 points6 points ago

That's the thing. "Hey! I wanna go skydiving! Cool! Let's go!" So you pay the money and you get shown what you do, how to leave the plane safely, when to pull the chute and then you're led to the plane. And it doesn't quite hit you until the plane is at altitude and you're staring out a window at the ground beneath you and "Ohmyfuck that's the river that's a thirty minute drive away by carIM ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING?!"

That's why I'm glad instructors do that sort of thing and don't listen to us when we're panicking, gibbering masses who just realized what skydiving actually means. Jumping out of that plane was one of the best things I've ever done, but there was no way you were willingly getting me to do it in those thirty seconds.

[–]jargoon 1 point2 points ago

The key for me was going with friends, and not going last. I didn't want to be the one guy who pussied out. :)

[–]Asyrus 16 points17 points ago

Even though I've seen this already, a bunch of times (as you said, it gets reposted a lot), it still makes me giggle.

Friggin' Scar...

[–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 5 points6 points ago

I chuckled at first, and then the sadness crept up.

[–]0311 1 point2 points ago

Most random title: "Get to Fuck." Oddly, it didn't get a lot of upvotes. I'm not really sure what he was going for there.

[–]phil8248 3 points4 points ago

But I'd never seen it before so it is still a repost?

[–]mtheoryx 7 points8 points ago

Of course not. Once we hear that you haven't seen it, we do a cold reboot of the whole Internet and start over.

[–]phil8248 2 points3 points ago

Cool! Thanks!

[–]ReposterBot 0 points1 point ago

My username would suggest that I should get on that.

[–]Atario -1 points0 points ago

Don't know whether to upvote for being informative and helpful, or downvote for bitching about reposts.

[–]skikamaru 5 points6 points ago

USE YOUR EYES

[–]quailman03 2 points3 points ago

If you look close there's something around her ankles, I think the cord is just cut off by the bottom of the video frame.

[–]TiGeRpro 19 points20 points ago

Would be so messed up if somehow the harness wasn't put on right and it ended up killing her. That guy would be scarred for life.

[–]ForgettableUsername 46 points47 points ago

I think he'd get over it and end up living a full and productive life.

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 15 points16 points ago

'good job I got her money up front!'

[–]Montros -1 points0 points ago

I see, "scarred"... Well done sir.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tadut/scar_is_at_it_again/

why did this post get negative point but this one has +1000??? WTF

[–]ZippyKitty 11 points12 points ago

Brother, Help me!

[–]InsanitySK 18 points19 points ago

[–]mangaroo 9 points10 points ago

I'm glad he pulls his shorts a little to get up.

[–]mysonjoey 3 points4 points ago

LONG LIVE.....THE KING!

[–]aceagle93 4 points5 points ago

his thoughts at the end "you are free my child"

[–]LETSBACON 1 point2 points ago

Story/source?

[–]nikobruchev 1 point2 points ago

I know everyone is saying there's a bungee cord there, but I don't see a bungee cord attached to her.

[–]Mr_I_Know 3 points4 points ago

Oh wait i see, bungee jumping

[–]WebPunsOfDestruction 2 points3 points ago

When bungee jumping never ask anyone to cut you some... slack.

[–]dingobiscuits 5 points6 points ago

that doesn't make sense.

[–]Pianokeyer 0 points1 point ago

Essentially they'd be cutting your line is what I assume they meant.

[–]ConansBeard 0 points1 point ago

cut you some slack...an expression referring to loosing up on rope or cord. If your bungee cord got longer you'll smash the ground or cliff.

[–]pedrotairum 0 points1 point ago

Who ever made this .gif - you are awesome! ahaha

[–]Le_Sparks 0 points1 point ago

she clearly needed a helping hand

[–]Motafication 0 points1 point ago

If she had died somehow, would it have been murder?

[–]pocket_eggs 1 point2 points ago

No. Manslaughter maybe, but not for throwing her down but for whatever lacking safety measures were responsible, if any. Look, he's diggin in his heels, pulling her hands up, then pushing her away from the platform while holding her so as to not hit anything. Guy's a pro.

[–]anofficerofthelawl 0 points1 point ago

The gif needs to be put into slowmo.

[–]charlzee 0 points1 point ago

This is so funny I will allow it to be reposted a thousand times!

[–]DirtyBucketz 0 points1 point ago

Now what if the cord snapped and she died. Could he be charged with manslaughter? Maybe involuntary? I suppose this question may be best suited for r/law.

[–]lnfx 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure you have to sign something saying that they're not liable for any harm, as long as they've done their job correctly.

[–]DirtyBucketz 1 point2 points ago

Of course, but she changed her mind and was forced off. I suppose it would depend on the writing in the contract, but it may very well change things. Just a thought. My old roommate was in law school so I would hit him with questions like this all the time. He says it made him a better lawyer. Not so much because he learned new things, but more because he became accustomed to having to think of wack scenarios one may not normally think of.

[–]Retanaru 1 point2 points ago

The paper you sign says you agree to them pushing you off if you panic and put yourself and others in danger, that's exactly what she did. The way he pushed her by lifting her up and pushing away from the platform is designed so she doesn't hit anything on the way down.

[–]DirtyBucketz 0 points1 point ago

That sounds very logical. Thank you

[–]duckduckmooses 0 points1 point ago

I love his general body movements.

push "Fuck you, what the fuck were you thinking?"

[–]Toobad113 0 points1 point ago

She has a bungee ford hes just pushin her because she was too scared to jump

[–]correct_spelling 1 point2 points ago

*cord

[–]leoberto 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this I think the guy is helping her to fall more safely rather then trolling her.

[–]ajfitz 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]smeaglelovesmaster 0 points1 point ago

Is this in New Zealand?

[–]Tobius__Funke 0 points1 point ago

hahahahah what I love about this is how if you notice his hand gesture as he pushes her, he tries the open palmed brush away approach because a downward push just wouldn't be professional

[–]sk8rboi90 0 points1 point ago

I want that job

[–]macdangerous 0 points1 point ago

I do that job! Hard work though........

[–]sk8rboi90 0 points1 point ago

oh hi, strapping them in, well.. Bye, SHOVE

sounds easy or am i missing something?

[–]prongs06 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even notice the Scar face the first time around. It just cracked me up how willing she looked at first. First lol of the day.

[–]ZodiacSh1t 0 points1 point ago

Who knows where the original video is? I've had a look for the video yet cant find it.

[–]eydryan -1 points0 points ago

Makes me think of all my exes.

[–]SlimeBeherit -1 points0 points ago

Scarred for life

[–]Cameltotem -1 points0 points ago

Why don't i see any rope around her lol.

[–]laurz -1 points0 points ago

Scared.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz -1 points0 points ago

Did she died?

[–]MDTimD 0 points1 point ago

Why would she die? She's bungee jumping. She just got scared at the last second.

[–]DeathofLies -2 points-1 points ago

be free my child!! free to travel the world!!..oh she fell into a ravine...

[–]FuriousLamb3 -3 points-2 points ago

STAMPEDE!!!

[–]shallypally -3 points-2 points ago

MUFASA!!!