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[–]ImpDoomlord 1 point2 points ago

thank you for that

[–]AtomicTacoCanada[S] 7 points8 points ago

I just picked this off of Facebook, thanks for providing the link!

[–]Adios_numero_two 1 point2 points ago

So now Reddit's becoming Facebook's yesterday? What is this world coming to?!

[–]AtomicTacoCanada[S] 1 point2 points ago

reddit is the center of the internet, where we post things we find and that goes around. Some users also make original content. So a lot of the things we post, like for example Youtube is reddit's (insert upload date of the video) or something, I hope you understand what I am trying to say.

[–]Adios_numero_two 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I get you but it's just me being a Redditor and attacking Facebook and 9gag whenever I get the chance. I didn't downvote you btw that wasn't me!

[–]wicksy 9 points10 points ago

see the people that make things like this, they do it for a small amount of money generated by ad revenue on their personal websites. so don't do that anymore.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 17 points18 points ago

it's not his fault if he didn't know. for all he knew it was some random drawing someone did and posted on facebook. cut him some slack man.

[–]FarmerTedd 5 points6 points ago

Were the downvotes due to the admittance of facebook usage? I'd like to think so.

[–]Ronald_McFondlled 1 point2 points ago

it still has 700 that count. that's more than i ever got. i'm impressed. also every high up post has at least SOME downvotes.

[–]AtomicTacoCanada[S] 1 point2 points ago

At least I don't use 9gag.

[–]davepople -2 points-1 points ago

I dont believe you for a second

[–]AtomicTacoCanada[S] 9 points10 points ago

Here you go

[–]danielgrak 0 points1 point ago

It's worse than we thought... this image has been stolen and reposted so many times that it's made it to Russia. HE JUST POSTED IT TWO DAYS AGO

[–]CaptnFalcon 13 points14 points ago

Wasn't this on reddit yesterday?

[–]McLovin804 8 points9 points ago

Someone doesn't check reddit daily ಠ_ಠ

[–]CaptnFalcon 1 point2 points ago

Sorry I was just expressing my surprise that is was being upvoted because it wwas on here yesterday.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

do you come here often?

[–]CaptnFalcon 0 points1 point ago

I live here.

[–]FarmerTedd 3 points4 points ago

[–]AtomicTacoCanada[S] -1 points0 points ago

I didn't see this yesterday, my apologies for the repost

[–]NeoTeleSocio 6 points7 points ago

So, the source of this is Three Word Phrase.

Just sayin'.

[–]maddog69 6 points7 points ago

The slurp sound is the best part

[–]koreansarefat 1 point2 points ago

well someone doesn't appreciate the tossing of the salad

[–]Ghostfacefza 1 point2 points ago

I was once similarly groped (hand not tongue) in a crowded panic. I was similarly horrified.

[–]jeffha3 1 point2 points ago

[–]Vouk73 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't be surprised to see something similar on Adventure Time...

[–]kwansolo 0 points1 point ago

*find my happy place

[–]BuffNStuff 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm officially in a fantastic mood now.

[–]Deathmask97 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of this...

[–]DaFitz 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I have seen something on facebook BEFORE reddit

[–]cunninglinguist81 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately the search function is down, but there was a recent r/sex post about a guy whose Pomeranian licked his balls once while he was railing his girl.

I now can visualize his face.

[–]ross-the-sauce-boss 0 points1 point ago

I feel so violated

[–]reelo 0 points1 point ago

It may become a rageface.

[–]IonOtter 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps the one thing Jar-Jar Binks might have been good for.

[–]RyanOfReddit 0 points1 point ago

[–]I_Hate_This_Username 0 points1 point ago

First I see upvote shaped cat junk on the frontpage and then this. I have had enough today.

[–]pardy63 0 points1 point ago

I bet he's never felt so "fly"olated in his entire life......