The kid in you would eat this in under a minute.

mattinblack47 · 2 months

As would the adult in me.

red321red321 · 2 months

it looks like gushers, fruit roll ups, and the imaginary food that peter pan and the lost boys eat in hook. it looks delicious.

Epshot · 2 months

my teeth hurt just looking at that ._.

_SquirtsMacIntosh · 2 months

Oh my god this looks so delicious, yet so disgusting.

ratajewie · 2 months

Is that a candy filled vagina?

rhoadsy65 · 2 months

This is all I would do after...

pseudolobster · 2 months

So would all of /r/trees.

giometrygio · 2 months

The adult me would worry about the cost to recap my crown :(

nward21 · 2 months

GET IN MAH BELLEH

andrewsmith1986 · 2 months

All I see.

mm0k · 2 months

As an adult, I feel my cavities throbbing at the thought of eating this.

Skreech2011 · 2 months

Dude. I'm not a kid and I'd eat that in a heartbeat. But I'm also high, so.

irvinggama · 2 months

I wasn't aware I had a child inside of me, I haven't even fed him :/

thegouch · 2 months

I just threw up looking at this

DizGuy · 2 months

My teeth hurt by just looking at this.

artemis2006 · 2 months

Oh fuck yeah.

Bikenutt · 2 months

Just looking at this gave me a cavity.

papi2papa · 2 months

... and then I would puke in under 10 seconds.

Fenimore · 2 months

When i was kids, we would make what we called "tang tacos" they consisted of taking a fruit roll up, putting a scoop of tang in the middle, and crumpling it up and eating eat. Sugar high.

elitechad255 · 2 months

candied lasagna

nitefang · 2 months

The adult in me would have a heart attack though.

WomenzRightsLoL · 2 months

I just came

SolidJake · 2 months

Looking at this makes my teeth ache

onedr0p · 2 months

The adult in wants to fuck it.

[deleted] · 2 months

It looks like plastic.

widarlein · 2 months

What is it? It does not look delicious at all, so no. Probably not.

exploadtoad · 2 months

The stoner in me can do it in 30.

Elerabin21k · 2 months

Even though i would be in agony after eating that because it would fuck with my teeth so badly... im not sure i would be able to resist. I'd probably eat it the whole while wishing i wasnt.

That would literally rape my mouth...

Listen2theshort1 · 2 months

OMG how did I never think of this as a kid??

CoffeeFox · 2 months

The kid in me would eat it.

The Wilford Brimley in me would then die.

fitties · 2 months

I'm salivating at the thought of eating that....

baked_brotato · 2 months

The fatty in me would clear it in 15 seconds flat.

WeepingWillowSoFine · 2 months

You already bit off of it...

CowboySpencer · 2 months

The kid in me would say: "Jesus christ, who is doing surgery on Elmo?"

DeathofLies · 2 months

this makes queasy ..too much sugar.

Cynical_Bastard_ · 2 months

I'll take a shot of insulin with that

Cynical_Bastard_ · 2 months

The diabetes is so delicious.

VertigoFall · 2 months

The kid in my would puke after the second bite.

I is weak to sweets.

Good_Guy_Hayden · 2 months

Actually, the kid in me would stare and wonder what the hell this is.

idrawinmargins · 2 months

I too would also like to shit a rainbow.

Lenoh · 2 months

Pfft, fuck that

10 seconds, max.

TeRRoR503 · 2 months

Unless you a high a adult.

AprilFish · 2 months

I'm not from America, is this supposed to be edible?

Philmriss · 2 months

That looks like a wound in a unicorn -.-

Companda311 · 2 months

Diabeetus 3: The Fructose Burrito

isaypahtahtoe · 2 months

Candy vagina?

m0llusk · 2 months

only some kids would

VGAPixel · 2 months

is that edible?

wlfbck · 2 months

Reginald_III · 2 months

not me. ive never had a sweet tooth. does that mean im broken?

Superduperscooper · 2 months

Gushers wrapped on fruit rollups?

boognish83 · 2 months

Is that a unicorn vagina?

scoobyduped · 2 months

holy....

Cptnwalrus · 2 months

/r/trees would love this...

parkadactyl · 2 months

This would have been the outlet to so many of my pre-teen sexual frustrations.

Rinkeli · 2 months

Uh...what the hell am I looking at? A fruit?

Wake_Up_Crono · 2 months

MY face when i was trying to figure out wtf those things insidee were >.>

When i realized they were gushers O_O

Mekrani · 2 months

Kid in me would eat it in under a minute. Then I would puke for half of hour.

faceofuzz · 2 months

this would be a very strange thing to say to a pregnant woman

SeknIris · 2 months

There needs to be a Rice Crispy in the middle of this.

football2106 · 2 months

That would all get stuck on the roof of my mouth.

ANDYHAWES93 · 2 months

Reminds me of Hook.

mat967 · 2 months

Under a minute? What about 15 seconds?

chopp3r · 2 months

Diabeetus burrito.

susrev · 2 months

I think the kid in me would be kinda full after eating through all that flesh and chest tissue. It might have take two passes at it. I give it ten minutes.

saxshoe · 2 months

Unless it's Play Dough.

crystallrose · 2 months

the kid in me would say

"ewwwwwww, blue mixed with red and green!!!!! NOOOO way!"

who am I kidding, the adult in me would say that too...

Ovurix · 2 months

Maybe if I wanted diabetes.

gussyhomedog · 2 months

The stoner in me would eat this in under 30 seconds.

m3ag4n · 2 months

Actually I would probably just instantly die from all the sugar and then my teeth would explode post-mortem from all the cavities I would acquire.

canadianwombat · 2 months

Took me like a minute to read the title

jnethery · 2 months

The adult in me would get hyperglycemia.

Dankburger · 2 months

The adult in me would puke in under a minute

tiltldr · 2 months

Mmmm, delicious lice..

FireOpal · 2 months

Makes me think of jollyranchers

BlameTheHippies · 2 months

A minute? Pshhhh. How about 30 seconds?

beckymac0014 · 2 months

I want this. Now.

IOwnANarwhal · 2 months

I think I just felt my teeth shake in fear...

Tybi357 · 2 months

Also, your pancreas would shut off in under a minute

MetaSnow · 2 months

dat sugar.

nickateen · 2 months

Sweet fucking jesus.

Todomanna · 2 months

The kid in me has habitual diarrhea.

Tayschrenn · 2 months

My teeth are aching :|

Durpadoo · 2 months

No, that's just absolutely disgusting.

[deleted] · 2 months

My mouth would get stuck closed...

I_am_the_Jukebox · 2 months

I got a stomach ache just looking at that...

corriek1975 · 2 months

The pancreas in me says, "No".

[deleted] · 2 months

i would go through the jaw pain of chewing that thick wad of deliciousness

kllyforman · 2 months

All you people worrying about stomachaches and tooth decay, I am drooling just thinking about chomping into that and all the bursts of sugary sweet artificial fruity flavor!

keyree · 2 months

I actually did this after work one day with my buddy. It was AWESOME AMAZING.

Edit: found the picture we took. http://i.imgur.com/Kam3s.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5k1R9.jpg

Lazir · 2 months

I'm pregnant?!?

marshalton · 2 months

I think I'd take closer to 5 minutes, just to savor it.

pudding13 · 2 months

The anxiety I get when eating wouldn't allow me to eat it in under a minute.

threeoneoh · 2 months

I did something like this when I was younger! Only I would also include a Fruit-By-The-Foot. I wrapped the Fruit-By-The-Foot around the Fruit Roll Up mantle that holds the gooey core of delicious Gushers. Literally every time after I ate this diabetes-onsetting masterpiece I'd be inactive for the next thirty minutes to an hour.

nowaytoga · 2 months

I like taking airheads, and then skittles down the whole thing; roll it up. Mother fucking candy taco. (or ants on a log: Candy Edition.)

AculticFly · 2 months

I have absolutely no sweet tooth. I have no idea why.

feelmyperi · 2 months

At first I thought this was play-doh.

venomouse · 2 months

Thought it was play-doh. Would still eat

Katykakle · 2 months

The adult in me would have diabetes.

Cepheia · 2 months

Imagine with me, for a moment, if each of those fruit gushers were filled with LSD laced "gush"...

Just... just take a moment to imagine... the possibilities.

Aquaman314 · 2 months

Wow. Thought this was a hybrid, fruit-snack vagina at first.

Ligaco · 2 months

That looks rather disgusting.

Thats-Awkward · 2 months

omg. WANT.

krunchberry · 2 months

The hell I would. That looks repulsive. Why do so many posters feel compelled to tell me what I would do? "if you say you don't do x you're a liar". Bullshit.

Jarrgon · 2 months

This looks disgusting. Why is my mouth watering?

Jade_Harley · 2 months

i hope john doesnt see this!!!

secretoftheeast · 2 months

This is the next version of android.

rasputine · 2 months

The kid in you

Do I look Catholic to you?

pspness · 2 months

I think I'm going to go buy the makings of this and make it.

Glubberer90 · 2 months

Looks like diabetes

lickthecowhappy · 2 months

I just got some cavities...

[deleted] · 2 months

The diabetes in me would kill me, though.

Fragment212 · 2 months

i would eat that in one big fat glorious bite

AirplaneRandy · 2 months

Nah, still would eat it individually to sustain the sweetness.

theillinestvillain · 2 months

No way dude. That much sweet and chewy = teeth hurt.

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