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[–]ash4390 3 points4 points ago

I'm gonna read that bitch a book, bitches love books.

[–]Ran4 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure you'll all love /r/preteen_bitches

[–]shadowboxer1 0 points1 point ago

That's actually a thing?

[–]MoonRazer 0 points1 point ago

Get that bitch a bone, bitches love bones.

[–]bluris 0 points1 point ago

... are you saying you are a bitch?

[–]MTGandP 0 points1 point ago

Is "Gets me every time" a euphemism for "I know this is a repost but I'm posting it anyway"?

[–]stash0606 0 points1 point ago

so how was he?

[–]oriz0r 0 points1 point ago

This is so stupid. OF COURSE he can't read it. He needs the german version.

[–]nitneuq6 0 points1 point ago

You just stole that of imgur.

[–]oriz0r 0 points1 point ago

Yep. I have no shame.

[–]MrPaladin1176 -1 points0 points ago

Silly Dog, you need to read "How to pick up a mongrel" to see how the b****es are gonna look for you!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

You... Censored yourself?

[–]Archammer 1 point2 points ago

He's a paladin

[–]KoolAidPenguin 0 points1 point ago

From 1984

[–]Means_Joules 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure he isn't from 1176? What is the past like Mr. Paladin? I must know!

[–]MrPaladin1176 0 points1 point ago

yes my (partial) birthdate is in my username... 11 = november 76 = old.

[–]MrPaladin1176 0 points1 point ago

I mean it's cool here, the peasents are revolting but otherwise life is good for a Paladin.

[–]RageMorePlz -1 points0 points ago

It loses its appeal after the 15th repost.

[–]Razoray20 -1 points0 points ago

Gets you every time huh? So you've seen it multiple times? Wonder where......

[–]t2revor -5 points-4 points ago

[–]Max45a 3 points4 points ago

But....why? I trusted you!