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[–]lutzj 96 points97 points ago

DO A BARREL ROLL

[–]TyrantDanimal 38 points39 points ago

Falcon.....fuck!!!!!

[–]jimboslice234 25 points26 points ago

[–]IAmLyingRightNow 13 points14 points ago

Good thing they were wearing proper athletic footwear.

[–]KiiLLBOT 2 points3 points ago

Holy fuck. I can't possibly imagine what went through his mind before doing that.

[–]Sergris 1 point2 points ago

so you reversed the reversed gif? WHY

[–]thugmonkey 2 points3 points ago

You think that was reversed? Come on man‽

[–]Chrimbus_special 79 points80 points ago

Anyone else annoyed that he's still got his socks on?

[–]reservedseating 44 points45 points ago

Socks mean business time. Or did you not go to business school?

[–]zombiezelda 23 points24 points ago

Its business... its business TIIIME

[–]ffn 19 points20 points ago

You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business that's why they call them business socks.

[–]dear_deadly 8 points9 points ago

Ooh!

[–]pigeonchest 0 points1 point ago

I get to see them perform live tonight.

[–]Chrimbus_special 1 point2 points ago

I must have slept through that particular lesson....

[–]k-volare 6 points7 points ago

[–]InferiousX 6 points7 points ago

I don't do it on purpose, but end up leaving my socks on during sex, a lot.

One particular girl I dated would absolutely freak out. Most don't seem to care....

[–]Brodellsky 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I always forget about my socks too (they're low cut black socks) and never bother with them. Never once have I had a girl say anything about them, I always figured it was just whatever.

[–]RenePopsicle 0 points1 point ago

Some girls don't mind. But with the other girls, what goes on in their minds is that they don't like wearing socks because they get in the way. We think it's weird that it doesn't get In the way for the guy. And if they do, why don't they just take the socks off? You know?

[–]Brodellsky 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I just can't imagine why any girl would actively want to see my feet though.

[–]RenePopsicle -1 points0 points ago

We don't stare at the feet haha in almost any possible position of sex, we can't see the feet. It's the thought of the socks that irritate them haha

[–]Brodellsky 1 point2 points ago

Well then TIL. I'll try to remember that next time I'm with a girl.

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[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points ago

You sound like a guy I'd like to sit and have drinks with while swapping stories

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[–]InferiousX 1 point2 points ago

My cousin is a teacher in Catania. This is always a possibility

[–]Tig_Ol_Bitties_ 2 points3 points ago

I always feel awkward taking my socks off while moving towards sex. I can get one off with my feet but the second one is difficult. They need to come off before i get in bed

[–]indyphil 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dusk_v731 1 point2 points ago

I always leave my socks on unless asked to take them off....my feet are not pretty :(

[–]CosmicDustbunny 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. I know that not many people notice or mind this, but THIS. Take your damn socks off.

[–]LtCthulhu 2 points3 points ago

But my feet are cold all the time

[–]soonermedic21 2 points3 points ago

Mine get cold and cramp up. Which makes for very interesting/unique business time climaxes.

[–]CosmicDustbunny 0 points1 point ago

Mine are too, but how is it not awkward feeling to have socks on during sexy time? To me it's like if you get really dressed up to go out, but you put on a pair of tennis shoes. It's the wrong footwear for the occasion!

[–]LtCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

No its like I went to a cold baseball game, and brought a jacket.

[–]david-saint-hubbins 0 points1 point ago

There are studies showing that it's ~30% easier for women to climax while wearing socks. So... maybe not the worst thing in the world.

[–]AlphaRedditor 38 points39 points ago

This sexual position is known as "The Heli-topped-her."

[–]Wings_55 27 points28 points ago

How much Cinnamon Toast Crunch could you get for pulling that move?

[–]sallyfradoodle 5 points6 points ago

The things people do for a Klondike

[–]figbash137 1 point2 points ago

At least two week's worth.

[–]2ndToLastMohican 4 points5 points ago

or the seesaw.

[–]HansnFranz02 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was "the Japanese helicopter"

[–]kilo4fun 0 points1 point ago

I saw this position on SciFi way back in the day. They would have sex positions shorts during commercial break late at night. (WTF, I know)

[–]bebob10 -1 points0 points ago

We used to call it the helicopter see-saw.

[–]jayseesee85 26 points27 points ago

I can practically feel my penis re-fracturing while watching this gif.

Edit: For those curious; she bucked in a no-bucking zone, and suddenly a full force thrust meets pelvic bone and I hear a crack, see white, and wake up about 30 seconds later with her screaming in pain when my tackle looks like a god damned boomerang. Still can "tilt" while, ahem, ready to go, so that's a neat party trick at least.

[–]n0ggy 5 points6 points ago

This hurts the penis.

[–]HotMess323 2 points3 points ago

Story time!

[–]jayseesee85 2 points3 points ago

Updated.

[–]ffn 2 points3 points ago

NOPE.

[–]ThiefOfDens 2 points3 points ago

Clearly I go to the wrong kinds of parties.

[–]MrsBenzedrine7152 4 points5 points ago

'Re-fracturing'? Its been fractured before?

[–]FullSail 33 points34 points ago

that's what the word means

[–]i_am_not_in_a_boat 0 points1 point ago

Prithee tell, dear sir, how does one fracture one's penis? I would have thought some solid structure was required for such a thing.

[–]FullSail 0 points1 point ago

ow. [nsfw ish]

[–]siouxsie_sioux 2 points3 points ago

A guy sued his gf for fucking him too hard and breaking his penis. That must have been an interesting case.

[–]HotMess323 0 points1 point ago

Kind of... Looks like an elephant's trunk'

[–]jayseesee85 -1 points0 points ago

[–]jayseesee85 0 points1 point ago

Yes, updated for story.

[–]RedClayBandit 9 points10 points ago

I'm trying this tonight.

[–]Chazboski 38 points39 points ago

Don't you need two people for this?

[–]RedClayBandit 42 points43 points ago

Haha, shut up. I have a doll.

[–]RedClayBandit 1 point2 points ago

No, it was that old lady one that was on the front page earlier today.

[–]Chazboski 0 points1 point ago

And we have come full circle. That's enough internet for me today, night everybody!

[–]andrewsmith1986 17 points18 points ago

This looks more painful for him than anything else.

[–]armauld 16 points17 points ago

Doesn't look terribly comfortable for her either.

[–]sirkablaam 0 points1 point ago

What the hell happened to your comments?

[–]WGMindless -5 points-4 points ago

Doesn't look terribly comfortable for her either.

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[–]X12Packers52X 2 points3 points ago

My favorite bot :D

[–]lizzymonster 14 points15 points ago

there should be a NSFW tag...

[–]iliveforthis 4 points5 points ago

Max LULz

[–]Drolibri 4 points5 points ago

Helicopter-man II: Return of the circlefucker

[–]chingyduster 14 points15 points ago

You spin me right round baby right round... oh no. DAMN YOU MEATSPIN you ruined that song for me.

[–]DrizzX 7 points8 points ago

I had erased that image from my memory until I read this. Fuck you very much good sir!

[–]LtCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

I think I like that song more since meatspin made it funny.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Almost as good as the nigga flip.

[–]abcdefghitran 2 points3 points ago

For anyone who is still reading. I am still laughing. yes still laughing

[–]ForgottenFork 1 point2 points ago

He must suffer from severe ADHD.

[–]Shitballs1 1 point2 points ago

That's how you break your dick off

[–]AcidicToast 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner

[–]gonna_upvote 1 point2 points ago

I'm just happy this is WTF worthy, upvote my good sir.

[–]Foly456 1 point2 points ago

Search roflcopter on pornhub and you'll get a full video like this... but you didn't hear it from me.

[–]Rose1982 1 point2 points ago

That does not look pleasurable at all.

[–]foxygpa 1 point2 points ago

Wonder what the dismount looked like.

[–]Agrippa911 1 point2 points ago

This should be an Olympic event.

[–]YippieKiAy 0 points1 point ago

Dat seesaw.

[–]Lonelyspork 0 points1 point ago

hellicopter to the seesaw

[–]MindlessDream 0 points1 point ago

400 people have this in their 'liked' history now. That's amazing.

[–]Eridrus 1 point2 points ago

Totally worth it.

[–]in00b 0 points1 point ago

i have that video in my bookmarks labeled as " the most awesome sex move ever "

[–]davegri 0 points1 point ago

well that escalated quickly

[–]gantzphere 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I thought he spun around.

[–]supermallory 0 points1 point ago

you really CAN do anything you put your mind to!

[–]kendeath 0 points1 point ago

I believe this is how Sportacus from Lazy Town does it.

[–]StringMaple 0 points1 point ago

Is this not what everyone does during the sex?

[–]NecroM0rph 0 points1 point ago

The Japanese are a very peculiar race..

[–]BenskiEm 0 points1 point ago

planking during sex haha

[–]BigStickOSalami 0 points1 point ago

So like, infinite karma to who ever can find this... The guy spins like he did, except he does a full 360 and keeps on spinning and the two take off together on an orgasmic humanocockter ride. Rule 34 this and may you be blessed with comment karma like a champ.

[–]pookiemon 0 points1 point ago

Don't try this at home kids.

[–]Elektryk 0 points1 point ago

My ex actually wanted me to do try the position he does in the Gif.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kutharos 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have a source for this?

[–]JeriMouse 0 points1 point ago

I showed this to my boyfriend. We're gonna try it. For science!

[–]biewcake 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of a "Helicopter Man" video I had on my computer before the days of youtube and torrents. Yes, such a time existed. I can even replay the song in my head...

[–]fuzzycuffs 0 points1 point ago

That's because it is Helicopter Man.

[–]Archfiiend 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]coloradogarrett 0 points1 point ago

This is why I only do GW

[–]summer_watermelon 0 points1 point ago

Superman that hoe?

[–]Viandroto 0 points1 point ago

[–]SharpieShark 0 points1 point ago

And that's how you superman a ho.

[–]LeftyBigGuns 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Not even once.

[–]MrAdamXD 0 points1 point ago

"I like how he just spins around like yeeeaaah" -Adam

[–]-haven 0 points1 point ago

o__O impressive

[–]playlikechampions 0 points1 point ago

[–]arcadeben 0 points1 point ago

Repost! Repost!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

moves like jagger!

[–]AlexH279 0 points1 point ago

That move is called a Roflcopter.

[–]That_Hotdog 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck are you going to put Philosoraptor and Advice Dog against each other in the first round? Seriously?

[–]Guerrero115 0 points1 point ago

He's got the moves like Jagger

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

MOVES LIKE JAGGER

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

it is, as Similar said, a repost but my wife loves this one lol

[–]Redtitwhore -3 points-2 points ago

When you got a small dick you can do whatever you want I guess.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Now that's what I call a repost

[–]inquirewue -2 points-1 points ago

The fact that I know that this is a repost is depressing. This means I browse r/WTF WAYYY TO MUCH. Am I really craving fucked up shit this much?

[–]widgiy -1 points0 points ago

Might want to make this nsfw?

[–]K508 -1 points0 points ago

I think this needs a NSFW tag

[–]Chaquator -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]BigFishMcNish -2 points-1 points ago

omg

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[–]KyldeThe Janitor[M] 1 point2 points ago

tagged :)

[–]dextromaxhbr -3 points-2 points ago

holy shit this is legit.