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[–]Kluna01 462 points463 points ago

[–]PaintyFilms 34 points35 points ago

[–]DanOkami 64 points65 points ago

This was my first thought when I saw this post. You win.

[–]redshirttt 6 points7 points ago

That is fabulous!

[–]mastr_slik 3 points4 points ago

FAAAAABULOOOOUS!!!!!

[–]MVolta 12 points13 points ago

I simultaneously love you for posting this and hate you for beating me to the punch, Take an upvote

[–]ncheply 4 points5 points ago

hahaha I also thought of that instantly.

[–]bucketh3ad 14 points15 points ago

Came here to make sure this was at the top. Thanks for being the hero we need.

[–]rainbowed_orgasm 63 points64 points ago

Turns out my love for cats and ripped dudes does not combine

[–]menomenaa 10 points11 points ago

That might be a compliment. He's so good it verges on beastiality!

[–]poo706 113 points114 points ago

That's taking furries to a whole new level!

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[–]mr_emu 17 points18 points ago

At first I wondered how you knew of something like that. But then I realised that now, so do I.

[–]PhanaticalOne 8 points9 points ago

At first I wondered, "It can't be that bad really"?

0/10 Would not WTF again.

[–]chikinboy 9 points10 points ago

I misread it as breast paint and clicked it way before I could realize what I had done D:

[–]AMV_Ph34r 7 points8 points ago

Is it bad that the poor web design bugs me more than the content of the site?

[–]skeelar 1 point2 points ago

Nope, it's annoying me too! Glad I'm not the only one.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Is there a hetero version of this?

[–]LordBahumat 69 points70 points ago

A sexy level.

[–]Digitalneo 35 points36 points ago

A level I dare not tread.

[–]Hellrazor236 29 points30 points ago

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 7 points8 points ago

That guy is creepy as fuck.

[–]BigBassBone 7 points8 points ago

Kinda like 4chan.

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 8 points9 points ago

Being a former /b/ tard I found it very fitting.

[–]Remikov 1 point2 points ago

And he looks like dog chewbacca

[–]ZDragon 23 points24 points ago

You don't find them sexy already?

[–]Hellrazor236 13 points14 points ago

[–]videogameexpert 5 points6 points ago

You know, I always wondered why there are more male furries and gay male furries than in the general population.

[–]Helwyr 12 points13 points ago

If that was a real sentence, I could probably explain. What's your question hidden within this cryptic modified english?

[–]PikoStarsider 9 points10 points ago

The male part probably has the same explanation as the reason there are more male geeks/nerds/otakus/etc. The bell curve is wider (and that goes both ways), males tend to be more diverse (e.g. there are more male geniouses but also more male idiots).

The gay part is derived from the previous point, I think. There are actually more bisexual furries than gay furries, but since there are more males that share their interests, most relationships are between males.

Source: I'm furry and I wondered this for ages.

[–]rollerpigeons 5 points6 points ago

Furry culture became popular with the rise of the Internet. There are no girls on the internet, and therefore, less girls in the fandom.

[–]Wyvrn 2 points3 points ago

Do you have any citations about males being more diverse? As it stands, it seems blatantly sexist.

[–]PikoStarsider 5 points6 points ago

I used to think that these patterns of sex differences resulted mainly from average differences between men and women in innate talents, tastes and temperaments. After all, in talents men are on average more mathematical, more technically minded, women more verbal; in tastes, men are more interested in things, women in people; in temperaments, men are more competitive, risk-taking, single-minded, status-conscious, women far less so. But I have now changed my mind. It is not a matter of averages, but of extremes. Females are much of a muchness, clustering round the mean. But, among males, the variance—the difference between the most and the least, the best and the worst—can be vast. So males are almost bound to be over-represented both at the bottom and at the top. I think of this as 'more dumbbells but more Nobels'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helena_Cronin

She was interviewed in a science TV program in my country, among other notable people. If you understand spanish, here it is.

[–]aquanautic 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, thought so too.

[–]virnovus 1 point2 points ago

Not if evidence backs it up. The fact that women have two X-chromosomes whereas men have only one, could theoretically produce an "averaging" effect in women for genes on the X-chromosome. Kind of like how if you roll two dice and average the sum, you'll be more likely to get a value near the mean than if you just rolled one die. Our X-chromosomes have about 5% of our genes (X-chromosomes are larger than average), which is a low, but still very significant number.

Hormones could also come into play, though their role would be less clear.

[–]videogameexpert 1 point2 points ago

That's the greatest pseudo-science I've read in a long time. It could be absolutely shit, but who knows?

[–]Sulgoth 1 point2 points ago

The anonymity of the suit and the fact that furries don't talk about furry shit to outsiders. What happens at FurCon stays at FurCon, on threat of death by shotgun.

[–]Fucked_up_Haiku 22 points23 points ago

In my suit I hide

Sniffing and pawing in piles

My hide is my suit

[–]Sulgoth 7 points8 points ago

I like it

[–]PikoStarsider 7 points8 points ago

Most furries I know don't have a fursuit (either because they can't afford it or they don't like fursuits). So that's not the reason.

[–]aquanautic 1 point2 points ago

Excuse me sir, just how many furries do you know?

[–]PikoStarsider 1 point2 points ago

Personally, ~50 and ~250 on internet.

[–]AmaroqOkami 6 points7 points ago

Suit? I'm no richfag, I can't afford that shit. It's kinda creepy anyways.. The dead, soulless stare of the eyes..

-shudders- School mascots are creepy enough, I don't need it in my bedroom. I'll stick to the art, thanks.

[–]shayfoxx 2 points3 points ago

its like $500 for a cheap partial, $1000 for a cheap suit, to get a nice fitted one that doesnt look creepy you have to throw $5000 at someone. It's crazy

[–]AgITGuy 4 points5 points ago

They have begun breeding and evolving...

[–]Digitalneo 13 points14 points ago

When the Praying Mantis start evolving, thats when shit gets real.

[–]AgITGuy 7 points8 points ago

And that is when we stock up on flamerthrowers and kill it with fire. Extremely prejudicial fire.

[–]LupusOk 10 points11 points ago

Or rocks, they kill 2x faster than fire.

[–]I_Like_Blue 4 points5 points ago

When it starts evolving it gains the steel type, making fire more effective. So, yeah.

[–]LupusOk 1 point2 points ago

Hmm. Maybe we should ignite the rocks, and have some kind of flaming-stone-gun.

[–]Hellrazor236 1 point2 points ago

[–]jordaddy 65 points66 points ago

Ok as someone who loves extreme makeup, this amazes me.

[–]pokestronomy 8 points9 points ago

Wait. I though these were STATUES. Damn.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

DIK DIK VAN DIK

[–]Ajaxsexwhale 18 points19 points ago

[–]somethingnuetral 25 points26 points ago

[–]SirDigbyChicknCeasar 13 points14 points ago

Honestly, all of that was much more WTF than this post. Jesus fuck man.

[–]revolverzanbolt 8 points9 points ago

From the fucked up mind of Andrew Hussie.

[–]TomorrowPlusX 68 points69 points ago

Say what you will, dude's fit and seems to be having a good time.

[–]Janus_Grayden 13 points14 points ago

And there's a lot of goddamn talent that went into that, too. Sure, it's weird as all shit, but damn if it isn't impressive. Besides, I'm pretty sure that's the basis of a great deal of art.

[–]tinynf89 1 point2 points ago

Until you realize it's all going to be smeared by the multiple orgasms Kangaroo-Drew and the rest of the Manimal crew are going to blow on him.

[–]starthirteen 10 points11 points ago

Dean-a-licious.

[–]Van-van 1 point2 points ago

This had better not awaken anything in me...

[–]Aoladari 7 points8 points ago

As someone who's watched Face-Off on Syfy I don't find this very WTF. Just a bunch of bodypaint. They're not even naked like on the show.

[–]AgITGuy 9 points10 points ago

Would nudity, full nudity, really help in this case?

[–]graphictruth 2 points3 points ago

I suspect that would depend on who you asked.

[–]ieatbreakfast 24 points25 points ago

What in the fuck is right.

[–]tomdarch 10 points11 points ago

Huh? I'm not clear on how this is a big deal?

[–]rk9 1 point2 points ago

Apparently some people are just now discovering that furries exist

[–]yoursoulwasdelicious 5 points6 points ago

spot myself some vibram five finger shoes.

[–]Cocaine8D 4 points5 points ago

[–]TurgidMeatWand 1 point2 points ago

I found the person holding the camera to be way more weird and creepy than the cow bartender.

[–]incendiarypoop 9 points10 points ago

For those curious, the guy sporting the paint is the same guy who played the leaner Chechen Thug in the film Rock'n'Rolla.

[–]dawsondominator 4 points5 points ago

A wild mantilope appears

[–]MagicWolf 9 points10 points ago

I am a furry and this scares me

[–]DrunkWaffles 7 points8 points ago

Erm..this better not awaken anything in me..

[–]AitoKirai 3 points4 points ago

Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.

[–]robynbeee 15 points16 points ago

i have the weirdest boner right now..

[–]wellthatsjustfine 5 points6 points ago

[–]stevesonaplane 2 points3 points ago

I don't know how I'd react if I was waiting for an elevator and that was on it.

[–]Ampleslacks 2 points3 points ago

Wait just one second... can someone explain where this boner came from?

[–]Badwolf84 2 points3 points ago

Looks like something from Dean Pelton's collection...

[–]nofriends 2 points3 points ago

I hope this doesn't awaken something in me

[–]invisadude 2 points3 points ago

anybody else want to doggy style that dalmatian?

[–]bagelpusher 2 points3 points ago

Even as a furry this is too weird for me...

[–]wrerwin 14 points15 points ago

This is a thing? Is it American? Are we trying to catch up with Japan?

[–]queenbee1990 35 points36 points ago

I don't think catching up with Japan is an option at this stage.

[–]AgITGuy 16 points17 points ago

In all probability, the real race is for second place.

[–]ziggysmallsFTW 1 point2 points ago

actually... most likely 3rd. you forget china

[–]Shadowglove 7 points8 points ago

I'd hit it.

[–]Kari_Fenrir 18 points19 points ago

I'd yiff it.

[–]BlackSmokeDemon 4 points5 points ago

Are you by chance Bob Barker?

[–]Mixairian 4 points5 points ago

YIFF IN HELL FUR FA-oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I spent a number of years on 4chan. My apologies.

[–]phantasmicorgasmic 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking it was Gazelleman (Dik-dik van Dik: http://kinnikuman.wikia.com/wiki/Gazelleman), but now I don't know anymore.

[–]fredthegreat 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I immediately thought it was a dik-dik van dik cosplay, then saw there were more pictures.

[–]mckv22 1 point2 points ago

Freaking weird. But still pretty damn cool... somehow.

[–]velms 1 point2 points ago

Latest Vibram Five Fingers advertisement campaign.

[–]kindofapathetic 1 point2 points ago

The first one looks like Dick Dick Van Dick from Ultimate Muscle.

[–]Ryuzaki4x 1 point2 points ago

It's beautiful

[–]gantzphere 1 point2 points ago

unfuckincanny

[–]melanarchy 1 point2 points ago

I don't believe this is anywhere close to unusual enough for WTF.

[–]mojomonkeyfish 1 point2 points ago

What in the fuck

I remember my first internet.

[–]ringolio 1 point2 points ago

rawr

[–]Zsamot 1 point2 points ago

my fascination with looking at pictures of cats has taken an unexpected turn.

[–]baracudaboy 1 point2 points ago

I have not bad a boner like this in months, thank you.

[–]SuperSalamii 1 point2 points ago

Never thought i'd be able to post this and have it be relevant..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8pLgcgn2cc

[–]UnicornGlitterPuke 1 point2 points ago

Paint me like one of your French girls.

[–]Wiseguydude 1 point2 points ago

why do i continue to scroll down??!

[–]MrSteveB 1 point2 points ago

The deer in the elevator is gonna rape my dreams from now on.... FUCK MY DREAMS...

[–]Oirek 1 point2 points ago

if only those were women it wuold have been awesome..

[–]Enrys 1 point2 points ago

Yiff in hell.

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[–]Kensin 9 points10 points ago

This beats the guy who posted a cloud.

[–]head_A 5 points6 points ago

Being featured on Community is not exactly "in the mainstream consciousness". If it were, this wonderful show would not have been facing cancellation. But we the fans appreciate the comment. Any dialogue about our favorite show is good.

[–]sangjmoon 1 point2 points ago

It's WTF because these are guys. If these were women, the discussion on these threads would be predictable in another direction.

[–]poeticboink 6 points7 points ago

Maximum Furry play; Achieved. Yiff!

[–]Lefthandedsock 15 points16 points ago

I'm mostly amazed that you used the word "yiff." Hell, we don't even actually use it.

[–]Mysicthrowaway 3 points4 points ago

No shit, right...

[–]Dirfaldi 9 points10 points ago

I think it's become something we say to make people uncomfortable.

[–]jaynekayleewash21 1 point2 points ago

Um.

[–]Mori23 1 point2 points ago

Battle Beasts: The Porno.

[–]LupusOk 2 points3 points ago

[–]glenbruce 1 point2 points ago

Well, there's absolutely nothing gay about that. And now i'll move onto other posts...

[–]VengefulOctopus 1 point2 points ago

furries.

[–]FecalTaco 0 points1 point ago

I'll be waiting for you in my nightmares.

[–]Enchanted254 0 points1 point ago

I found some new ideas for my Halloween costume this year!

[–]TheLiveDunn 0 points1 point ago

They had a scene with these kinds of people in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, that movie with Val Kilmer and Robert Downey Jr. Suffice to say, it was a wierd scene...

[–]Slack_Irritant 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is Alex Kovas. The ripped russian from RocknRolla . If it isn't, well, he's into the same type of stuff.

[–]paulduve 0 points1 point ago

Trying to figure out which one would be the most awesome Halloween costume.

[–]da_qtip 0 points1 point ago

Behold the Manimal.

[–]ZombieBoogie 0 points1 point ago

He's wearing five finger shoes. Awesome.

[–]reddit_general 0 points1 point ago

Tucked in dick?

He'd fuck him. He'd fuck him hard.

[–]razthecat 0 points1 point ago

I'd fuck em and i aint even gay

[–]ThisIsAddicting 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for bring wtf back to wtf..

[–]MeltedBirthdayClowns 0 points1 point ago

I am filled with regret.

[–]Delica 0 points1 point ago

The world would be a better place if an antelope was working the McDonald's drive-thru

[–]SuperSlayin 0 points1 point ago

Who wants venison?

[–]KaseyKasem 0 points1 point ago

I'm a squirrel and that feels great.

[–]binarypower 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would wub bewwy

[–]jtfine 0 points1 point ago

Does this count as larping?

[–]Lokkur 0 points1 point ago

Not to my taste, find it a little creepy actually, but it's still pretty impressive.

[–]HarrumphingDuck[!] 0 points1 point ago

I know this guy only from the "The Internet's Worst Parents" episode of Does Not Compute on Cracked. I wish to not know anything more.

[–]GatsbyleMagnifique 0 points1 point ago

They are all wearing Vibrams.

[–]Diminished_Seventh 0 points1 point ago

Rule 34.

[–]ProfessorMcHugeBalls 0 points1 point ago

One of the most awkward elevator rides ever.

[–]meepy12345 0 points1 point ago

That's awsome!

[–]habitsofwaste 0 points1 point ago

i like the siamese one but they got it a little wrong. the balls are definitely brown in a seal point!

[–]wigga_class2 0 points1 point ago

He's actually fairly man beautiful.

[–]tucsonkim 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much for not saying "What the actual fuck"!

[–]akayrboy 0 points1 point ago

Furries or not, those dudes are swole.

[–]ze_ben 0 points1 point ago

This type of performance art would get a great reception in, say, the woods of West Virginia...

[–]dyce200 0 points1 point ago

I think this is what people see when there into beastilty

[–]Itachi4ever 0 points1 point ago

This is so damn sexy. Is this a thing? Can anyone link me to sites? Rule 34 please pull through for me!

[–]vinilly 0 points1 point ago

I think this should go to /r/community

[–]spokenwords 0 points1 point ago

hahaha, its like real life Dinner for Schmucks

[–]BigBr0ther 0 points1 point ago

This was made for Dean Pelton.

[–]ofiuco 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure which is worse, that this exists, or that he makes a magnificent stag :|

[–]PIP-TAZO 0 points1 point ago

He's sexy and he knows it?

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

How I imagine furries if they did it properly.

[–]Sulgoth 0 points1 point ago

That dude needs to find some sexy ladies for those suites and my life will be complete

[–]HvOnskerDu 0 points1 point ago

I feel like those should have turned me on, but they didn't...

[–]NEtKm 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, Bob.

[–]AznSensation93 0 points1 point ago

My first thought was "Hey look it's Dik Dik van Dik!" Dik Dik It's from Ultimate Muscle, favorite show back in like middle school. Haha!

[–]cheesepwnage 0 points1 point ago

Takeing something horrible and turning it up to a whole new level of wtf.

[–]Cherribomb 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget about the unicorn one! Let's do this one in video form. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzwm7t9Xs_o

[–]thekong 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey, it's Friday...

[–]pontificate38 0 points1 point ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

[–]Skizm 0 points1 point ago

rule 34 man... rule 34

[–]BTSavage 0 points1 point ago

This guy gets so much play, it's not even funny. Bastard!

[–]uneddit 0 points1 point ago

Well. . . that ruined vibram five fingers for me. . .

[–]walkingagh 0 points1 point ago

Better Caption: "What in the BUCK!"

[–]NYR513 0 points1 point ago

Imagine you woke up to the guy in the third picture in the middle of the night standing over your bed.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

Indeed, this is a disturbing photoset...

[–]adblink 0 points1 point ago

this honestly scares the fuck out of me. If I saw this walking down the street I would honestly run.

[–]theslydoodoo 0 points1 point ago

This is something Daniel Tosh would do...

[–]Nurse_mel 0 points1 point ago

When I say I want to come back as a cat I don't mean like this. Just putting that out into the universe

[–]Coleford02 0 points1 point ago

its pretty obvious they're furries, i think its pretty awsome.

[–]kbuis 0 points1 point ago

The deer man has youtube videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N9lRBsVGOk very disturbing.

[–]lilblake91 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else just get horny?

[–]Marty565 0 points1 point ago

I have the strangest lady-boner right now.

[–]Raikunoso 0 points1 point ago

This is America trying to be Japan. It's starting...

[–]T_Mucks 0 points1 point ago

Last one could be a gay Khajiit.

[–]lilgreenrosetta 0 points1 point ago

Oh deer...

[–]TurgidMeatWand 0 points1 point ago

This does not give me boners, but damn that dude is hot and those costumes are cool.

[–]Buscat 0 points1 point ago

This would be much less creepy if they were fatasses.

[–]ScarletAzure 0 points1 point ago

Bad porno vids.

[–]SceretAznMan -1 points0 points ago

Upvote cuz of the cat.

[–]LittleInfidel 0 points1 point ago

Honestly? This shit is weird, but really, really good. There is some serious talent in here. For instance, the faceplate for the Siamese cat is a pretty ingenious way of mixing the planes of a Siamese face and a human face in a way that isn't completely jarring.

In fact, a lot of these are genuinely beautifully done work. The poses are thought out and the body paint/add-ons are pretty well done.

Although I'm sure this is connected to some weird, super awkward fetish, I really can't help but think that aesthetically this is pretty elegant.

[–]tetsuooooooooooo 0 points1 point ago

This better not awaken anything in me...

[–]thetobester 0 points1 point ago

I see he's wearing Vibram Fivefingers. That's pretty creepy.

[–]skyclown 0 points1 point ago

Creepy Chimera

[–]theflamingpeacock 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of Jermaine Clements character in Dinner for Schmucks!

[–]TunaThePanda 0 points1 point ago

The second one reminds me of Don from Regular Show http://sharetv.org/shows/regular_show/episodes/624452

[–]StonerPuppy 0 points1 point ago

This is the deans sort of site

[–]aStonedSquirtle 0 points1 point ago

I have a small furry fetish but seriously. Wtf.

[–]tay_n_t453 0 points1 point ago

[–]chinaskiii 0 points1 point ago

Ok wait. I feel like this is like furry, but they aren't furry. So, yea, wtf.

[–]Index_Species 0 points1 point ago

the elevator shot killed it for me. Because now all i can imagine is a serious setting, like a chase bank, or a business/medical convention, and it's been a long day of networking or whatever and you hit the elevator button to ascend and the door slides open and... oh. There's already a passenger in here. I'll take the next one.

[–]Kurchak89 0 points1 point ago

His name is Alex Kovas. You guys might recognize him as the Russian tying to chase Gerard Butler down in RocknRolla.