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[–]mypinkyhurts 218 points219 points ago

Don't forget to Iron, man.

[–]cleagles 27 points28 points ago

Lucky, you got to make the first Robert Downey jr reference with a comma in between. Now you get all the karma.

[–]redshirttt 6 points7 points ago

You could've piggybacked on that karma train by following up with another IM pun.

[–]cleagles 5 points6 points ago

You do realize lucky you is a Robert Downey jr movie right?

[–]jap-a-negro 6 points7 points ago

Good to know, now I can go upvote cleagles.

[–]redshirttt 2 points3 points ago

Shoot, that was so subtle, i missed it. You left a clue too!

[–]shyamex 16 points17 points ago

Came here expecting this on top.Here you go..

[–]parsifal 10 points11 points ago

Blasted off into my pants

[–]Phoequinox 7 points8 points ago

Looks like she's putting a bit of her soul into that kiss. I must admit, I don't find her all that appealing, but she is damn beautiful.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I remember /r/trees edited a joint into her hand and her exhaling too.

[–]legrandloup 0 points1 point ago

These are both visually appealing to me but I would have preferred a pun thread. Sorry.

[–]likeBruceSpringsteen 36 points37 points ago

[–]ShahpEleven 20 points21 points ago

[–]mandersss 7 points8 points ago

Hey, that's downy soft!

[–]dizzyfingerz3525 5 points6 points ago

Subtle Brian Regan reference?

[–]mandersss 4 points5 points ago

Good eye, Brian.

[–]pardev 2 points3 points ago

Good torso!

[–]mandersss 1 point2 points ago

I saw you earlier during that trunk rotation!

[–]parsifal 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry about that; that's blood light!

[–]timthree 71 points72 points ago

I prefer this one

[–]cleagles 17 points18 points ago

Hopefully srs incoming.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Statistics class has taught me that srs means simple random sample, but what does it mean in this context?

[–]bsod550 14 points15 points ago

It's for the subreddit /r/ShitRedditSays, a group of very easily offended people who have a false sense of moral superiority and like to circlejerk about how offensive the rest of Reddit is.

[–]Breathing_Balls 2 points3 points ago

[–]SnifflyWhale 1 point2 points ago

We're a group of people fed up of all the shit on reddit and it turns out they hate it when we call them out on it, to the point where you find the paranoia exhibited above.

[–]servohahn 5 points6 points ago

PRIVILEGED WHITE CISMALE CAPS LOCK SARCASM DOWNVOTE LOL BENNED

[–]CommonMan_Mike 4 points5 points ago

This made me laugh harder, therefore I'm going to a deeper circle of hell.

[–]thats_coool 4 points5 points ago

deeper is better in some scenarios :))))

[–]Zoloir 1 point2 points ago

go on...

[–]SilentTheTyrant 2 points3 points ago

I'm right there with you, going downy together.

[–]teedoe -5 points-4 points ago

He went full retard, never go full retard.

[–]Blueprint359 4 points5 points ago

"Bitch I'm fabulous!"

[–]alohahoja 3 points4 points ago

I saw this on facebook before I saw it on Reddit. MIND BLOWN.

[–]ukiyoe 2 points3 points ago

As a Tide user, I feel disadvantaged.

[–]TheJoel2012 4 points5 points ago

As long as he stays clean.

[–]Compp 1 point2 points ago

Where is the picture of him as a dog?

[–]feedle 1 point2 points ago

At least it wasn't Morton Downey Jr.

[–]mackinoncougars 1 point2 points ago

For when your laundry is trying to stay clean.

[–]GlassArrow 1 point2 points ago

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, what the hell kind of a name is "Downey"?

[–]xilban 1 point2 points ago

Reply from my wife.

"That could be enough to get me to do laundry."

[–]mastercylinder2 0 points1 point ago

nice, hey wait is iron man wearing a flash t-shirt?

[–]hajjiman 0 points1 point ago

Made me smirk.

[–]funkydo 0 points1 point ago

Ironic.

[–]bearcatshark 0 points1 point ago

Mitch?

[–]Dave2pt0 0 points1 point ago

I work at a grocery store and we save boxes for local people use. One day, a coworker walked up to another with a Downy box in hand and said "hey John Doe they named a box after you." I could not quit laughing for the rest of the day.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

Sarah Palins Downy Daughter

[–]dahamma4u 0 points1 point ago

Cannot unsee

[–]Hyphyy -1 points0 points ago

Maybe the father can buy her a new fucking dress, she's had that black one for ages.

[–]imperator285 0 points1 point ago

Original Content! WHOA.

[–]pingspike 0 points1 point ago

Waits for the retard version

[–]pingspike 3 points4 points ago

well shit it's already here.

[–]parsifal 0 points1 point ago

Is this a Soapdish RDJ?

[–]Mcfuggit 0 points1 point ago

hey look it's chris cornell!

[–]elmarko44 -3 points-2 points ago

[–]God_Damn_Literacola 0 points1 point ago

Came here to post that. You beat me to it.

[–]VertigoFall -2 points-1 points ago

Apparently me and Robert have the same birth date! (Month/day, not year)

EDIT: How have I offended you, O mighty dwellers of this wonderfully designed cave?

[–]Jofflic -1 points0 points ago

Definition of something stupid that makes me laugh

[–]greenbudha -4 points-3 points ago

Nice!

[–]gigoloamericano -2 points-1 points ago

[–]duvakiin 0 points1 point ago

what the fuck man?

[–]gigoloamericano 0 points1 point ago

I Thought the topic was : MAKE ME LAUGH!

you want to laugh take that!

[–]minkgod -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that someone has the lonely time to do something like this.

[–]funkydo -4 points-3 points ago

Iron Mum.

Not always Iron man.

Ironic

ooh that's a winner.

edit: we are caring way too much about clever puns, in our mass media. Every news story does not need to be a pun. Puns are the lowest form of entertainment. But then again, there is something deeper. That's my soliloquy.