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[–]towerdweller 43 points44 points ago

Why not link to the actual site, give the man some traffic? Does the site load too quickly? Does it contain too few ads?

Source: (http://xkcd.com/180/)

[–]GuitarFreak027[M] 1 point2 points ago

Yes, it's also a rule here.

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[–]Secret_Agent_Bear 1 point2 points ago

I think the real problem is OP hates the alt-text.

[–]Bear_rapist 0 points1 point ago

I think you hate my name ಥ_ಥ

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 0 points1 point ago

Because as many confession bears have stated, if it doesn't expand in Reddit Enhancement Suite I probably wont look at it

[–]autodefenestrator 9 points10 points ago

In fact, it works just fine in RES.

[–]Stell12 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir, you're doing good work!

[–]korgoth25 12 points13 points ago

wait a minute, there leaving socialized healthcare in the U.S. to have socialized health care in CA? dafuq

[–]captshady 3 points4 points ago

No one with half an art degree is upset about Obamacare passing.

[–]Questionmark33 1 point2 points ago

This was my immediate reaction.

[–]gladius85 5 points6 points ago

I waited for the alt-text until I realized I was an idiot.

[–]toefraz 1 point2 points ago

My response is to unfriend them.

[–]KIDmimi 1 point2 points ago

What is this Obama care? I'm from England so I've been quite confused on Reddit for the past 24 hours

[–]CMB87 1 point2 points ago

Basically it's the German system of healthcare.

[–]KIDmimi 1 point2 points ago

I see... Is that a bad thing?

[–]Elemmakil 0 points1 point ago

Or the British one (I think). Just think health insurance for people who can't afford it themselves.

[–]pudding13 0 points1 point ago

Hey, It's not that cold here in Canada. Most of the year it's 40-50 Fahrenheit And during summer it's 60-80 Fahrenheit.

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

My response? "BYE!!!!!"

[–]rodantheman -1 points0 points ago

I'd say "LEAVE" the US would be better without all those fucktards!

[–]Joyful_Flower 6 points7 points ago

But we Canadians don't want them any more than you do!

[–]rodantheman -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I thought about that right after I posted. It's so sad, but nobody wants these "persons"!

[–]studiosupport -1 points0 points ago

Let's see... November 2006. So around the time people were threatening to move to Canada if Bush got reelected. Are we starting to see the parallel here? Can we stop making posts about this?

[–]floydiannyc 0 points1 point ago

2004... Fact check before you call hypocrisy.