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Cow Vs. Girl (i.imgur.com)

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[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 89 points90 points ago

After a bit of net sherlock the original uncropped picture can be found at

http://i.imgur.com/Bgp5v.jpg

which I found on this page along with other weird and whacky pictures.

http://antidepresivo.net/2012/03/21/pildora-grafica-84/

Also if you want a bigger but slightly distorted version scaled for wallpaper use look

http://www.flash-screen.com/free-wallpaper/awesome-and-stunning-creative-design-wallpaper-shock-your-eyes/girl-with-cow,1366x768,63875.html

EDIT: I'm not so sure now as I just noticed this submitted one is higher res. I guess the real original is somewhere else.

[–]Mr_Sorter 60 points61 points ago

yea, all we needed was girls name.

[–]wbeavis 41 points42 points ago

Bessy

[–]careslol 6 points7 points ago

Bessie*

Source: Wikipedia

[–]RogueEyebrow 6 points7 points ago

Breasty*

[–]K1dn3yPunch 11 points12 points ago

:D

[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 8 points9 points ago

I did the best I could but the trail goes cold unfortunatly. If anyone knows of ways to take it further I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.

[–]twothumbs 0 points1 point ago

Here's the possible original (if that was what you were looking for). I found it on 4chan a while ago

[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

It's probably a long shot but you wouldn't happen to have a version not on or from imgur? Imgur strips all metadata from images so you can't see information about it.

[–]twothumbs 0 points1 point ago

How's tinypic?

[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 0 points1 point ago

It may just be that the original had the data stripped but the tinypic is showing it's been created using an image library which suggests tinypic (or 4chan) did it.

If you can I would be grateful if you could upload the original in a zip to a file host just to be sure.

[–]twothumbs 0 points1 point ago

http://www.mediafire.com/?0xd21m43uohpyk1

[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

No luck. I get as far as a post of the same image on someones Google Plus account by searching the file name but this is clearly a dead end as nothing suggests he's the photographer and both versions have had all useful meta data stripped.

[–]twothumbs 0 points1 point ago

No problem. We tried

[–]kankraka 0 points1 point ago

She looks a little like late-teenaged Danielle Fishel. That's good enough for me.

[–]bobbybusche 7 points8 points ago

Oh no, you linked a blog with a bunch of interesting photos onto Reddit. And you're the second top comment in this thread. Prepare to see a lot of these photos on Reddit in the next few days.

[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 2 points3 points ago

I considered that may happen but figured it is best to leave it to the community. I didn't want to with-hold anything I found.

[–]compto35 1 point2 points ago

but think of the karma well you just made public…

[–]I_FIST_INSANITY_WOLF 0 points1 point ago

I could have really cashed in...

[–]Brisco_County_III 4 points5 points ago

And of course, it's been posted before, though the resolution is quite a definite improvement.

There's a reason I have /u/_repost_ tagged as "What it says on the box."

[–]fa1thless 1 point2 points ago

The top comment there happens to be that mans cake day... We should mess with him!

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 102 points103 points ago

Reverse cowgirl.

[–]CaptainTim 2 points3 points ago

I knew exactly what the picture was going to be, and I still couldn't help chuckling audibly. Nice work, I suppose!

[–]GMBeats95 12 points13 points ago

That was a risky click

[–]Honeybas5 155 points156 points ago

This is utterly sexy

[–]Fuuuuuuuun 286 points287 points ago

This is Udderly sexy

FTFY

[–]vtsteve 33 points34 points ago

You guys would probably like /r/Hucow (NSFW) ...or maybe not

[–]LtThunderpants 82 points83 points ago

Why the fuck do people know about these subreddits?

[–]Akelzero 26 points27 points ago

Well, it's not like we actually are looking for them... That would be weird...

[–]raven12456 3 points4 points ago

The few I know were from /r/all/new and I wasn't paying attention. You learn very quickly to be cautions about unknown subs....

[–]akatherder 9 points10 points ago

spaceclop, eh? I don't see what the harm could be there.

[–]Kowzorz 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like a lively bunch of astronaut horses!

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 3 points4 points ago

like /r/SuperAwww

[–]ProfessorImprobable 7 points8 points ago

How can I be so stupid?

[–]raven12456 2 points3 points ago

Oh my gosh. It's like /r/aww on steroids.

[–]ennui_delphian 3 points4 points ago

Hesitant to click on anything posted by CTRL_ALT_RAPE

[–]TheRedDuke 1 point2 points ago

You should be. Trust me.

[–]CNoone 3 points4 points ago

I hate you >.>

[–]Acorn_Pancake 2 points3 points ago

I ain't even mad.

[–]LowHz 10 points11 points ago

Hit that "Random" button.. Oh the places you'll go.

[–]IThoughtInsideTheBox 0 points1 point ago

I click the "Random" button. It's interesting what you will find.

[–]sharts_mcgee 12 points13 points ago

Why did I spend the past 15 minutes with the weirdest boner?

[–]dukec 3 points4 points ago

...and now that's in my browsing history.

Well it was time to clear everything anyways I suppose.

[–]Wolligepoes 1 point2 points ago

My history sais I haven't been on the Internet the past 10 years

[–]luckybms 2 points3 points ago

Not nearly as bad as some others

[–]Wolligepoes 1 point2 points ago

Such as spacedicks and picsofdeadkids for example

[–]Shadax 1 point2 points ago

Just when I thought I've seen em all.

[–]parsifal 1 point2 points ago

Where the hell do these subreddits come from?

[–]pom_face 1 point2 points ago

Why did I click that?

[–]conspiracy_thug 1 point2 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST CLICK?!

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

Jack Nicholson nod

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[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 0 points1 point ago

My only regret is that I have only one upvote to give.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

That was the joke. Now this guy reaps more karma because he pointed out what was already obvious?

[–]akatherder 5 points6 points ago

Fixed? Fixed? You capitalized the 'U' unnecessarily and explained the joke. You ain't fix shit.

[–]ErsatzCats -1 points0 points ago

There was no joke in the first comment. You're taking it for granted. Utter =/= Udder

[–]PrincessDickFart 0 points1 point ago

I know! Thats one hot heifer.

[–]Honeybas5 0 points1 point ago

Thanx

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    [–]MrOutrageous 26 points27 points ago

    I'd go as far as to say its moooving.

    I'll see myself out.

    [–]mrhallpass 13 points14 points ago

    Why are you guys trying to milk this picture for karma?

    [–]disastermarch35 26 points27 points ago

    What's your beef, man?

    [–]cupcakes42 9 points10 points ago

    I might have to steer clear of this situation.

    [–]sharts_mcgee 4 points5 points ago

    Cow dare you!

    [–]3vilJEster 2 points3 points ago

    I cud see how this could be used for Karma. I steak my reputation on it.

    [–]Paris2Amsterdam 7 points8 points ago

    That picture could have been a huge missteak.. But, I wouldn't put it pasture to do it again..... Bueller?

    [–]GMBeats95 0 points1 point ago

    Because salt makes mi-stakes taste great

    [–]asdf123x 0 points1 point ago

    have you seen her sister, Heifer Locklear?

    [–]teslasmash 2 points3 points ago

    Alright, put a steak in this thread - we're done here.

    [–]thrashpants 1 point2 points ago

    I dairy you to stop us.

    [–]Zerble -3 points-2 points ago

    teats

    [–]bassboat1 1 point2 points ago

    That's enough cheesy comments for today.

    [–]Zerble 3 points4 points ago

    We cud stop, or we cud continue.

    [–]LovecraftWhiteKnite 1 point2 points ago

    Jesus Christ, man. You've gotta lactose of these things.

    [–]YouJustSaidWhat -1 points0 points ago

    I could look at this all day ... literally just graze for hours on end.

    [–]PhunnelCake 1 point2 points ago

    I'd be down to RAM her if you know what i mean.

    [–]goeraz 0 points1 point ago

    I'D MILK IT, if you know what I mean... hehe.... the girl is fine too by the way.

    [–]volatilegx 6 points7 points ago

    Making me horny.

    [–]conspiracy_thug 1 point2 points ago

    duckface = 3/10 would not bang.

    cowface = 7/10 would bang if in southern tennessee.

    [–]Wolligepoes 0 points1 point ago

    I agree

    [–]GMBeats95 -1 points0 points ago

    Cow quaint

    [–]TheOtherSideOfThings 40 points41 points ago

    I love seeing goofy pictures like these. Of course a pretty girl helps, but in general I really like these. Also for some reason this pic reminds me of this gif.

    [–]compto35 3 points4 points ago

    This girl…I want to make her smile

    [–]dschneider 9 points10 points ago

    Thank you.

    [–]TheOtherSideOfThings 4 points5 points ago

    For what?

    [–]dschneider 6 points7 points ago

    I like that picture, so thank you for posting it.

    [–]TheOtherSideOfThings 3 points4 points ago

    Haha, no problem. Every time I see the gif it lifts my mood a little.

    [–]shadyfalcon -1 points0 points ago

    /r/stopgirl

    [–]EmeraldRaccoon 1 point2 points ago

    How.....old is she? I can't stop watching that smile!

    [–]MiniDonbeE 0 points1 point ago

    It's because they are both really cute,happy,look like fun, hot, but not slutty.

    [–]shaft0 8 points9 points ago

    "FUCK YOU LADY THAT'S NOT WHAT I LOOK LIKE OR SOUND LIKE AT ALL HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW?!"

    [–]Markcann 32 points33 points ago

    Man look at those legs, I truly didn't know how beautiful cows are.

    [–]north7 38 points39 points ago

    The old switcha-moo?

    [–]Duramax159 5 points6 points ago

    Did you just do what I think you've done?

    [–]BigLlamasHouse 3 points4 points ago

    I think what he's done you have figured it out by the thinking.

    [–]parqer 1 point2 points ago

    I don't think you have done what you did.

    [–]ldm314 12 points13 points ago

    I first though of this video when I saw it: Thanks Smokey!

    [–]admiraljustin 5 points6 points ago

    I'm not really sure what I just watched, so I've given you an upvote while I process it.

    Processed and now needed creepiness for display.

    [–]Bananarine 4 points5 points ago

    Dat music...

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

    8/10 would milk

    [–]Stankykey 3 points4 points ago

    I instantly thought of this.

    [–]turtal46 2 points3 points ago

    The cow. The cow would win.

    [–]DDK08 2 points3 points ago

    she is awesome

    [–]some_random_noob 54 points55 points ago

    looks more like cow vs duck to me

    [–]Mandraix 52 points53 points ago

    I'm going to have to ask you to take a moment and mouth the word "Moo".

    [–]TheAristrocrats 1 point2 points ago

    Makes me think of this Far Side.

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      [–]lexypher 0 points1 point ago

      Devil duck

      [–]crayola_ferrari 26 points27 points ago

      Hot girl? Check.

      Yup, this is going to the frontpage, hold on tight!

      [–]Bl00DISH 12 points13 points ago

      Yea, that cow is pretty fine.

      [–]theyseemetrollin101 2 points3 points ago

      the cows expression is priceless

      :D

      [–]hooch14 7 points8 points ago

      I would do terrible things to that cow.

      [–]thatwasntveryraven 6 points7 points ago

      I'd eat his tenderloin, if you know what I mean.

      [–]Philias 2 points3 points ago

      You'd eat... his... tenderloin?

      [–]CosmicPube 22 points23 points ago

      Obligatory Brazzers logo in 3..2..1..

      [–]I_Jizz_Nutella 3 points4 points ago

      RE: Vs. Cow Girl

      [–][deleted] ago

      [deleted]

      [–]kamikazimatt 131 points132 points ago

      Awwww, you made that in paint and forgot to resize the outer window. Shame on you. Shame.

      [–]fall0ut 48 points49 points ago

      he's 6 years old.

      [–]theyseemetrollin101 6 points7 points ago

      kids must be getting started young then to know brazzers

      [–]YawnSpawner 36 points37 points ago

      What is this, porn for ants?

      [–]exoduas 2 points3 points ago

      shamfur dispray

      [–]clouds31 1 point2 points ago

      MOO MOTHERFUCKER MOO!

      [–]_kevindurant_ 1 point2 points ago

      How does this make it to the top few pages of reddit..

      [–]Juiceisgreat 1 point2 points ago

      Wait until she finds out shes not the real chosen one. Betty will have a good laugh at this.

      [–]thelunatic 1 point2 points ago

      Cow: What is this duck doing in my field?

      [–]PaigeTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

      Cow vs. Great Horned Duck* Fixed.

      [–]QuackJAG 1 point2 points ago

      I'd rather it be Girl Vs. My Junk.

      Yeeeeeeeeeeah.

      [–]gonis 3 points4 points ago

      would eat them both

      [–]Born-dead 1 point2 points ago

      Why is the farmers daughter always so damn sexy?

      [–]EagleBurn 5 points6 points ago

      From the South, usual farmers are very fit and they make their daughters work, so they stay fit as well, also tanned. A farmer's family also have great eating habits. Put all those together at the age of 18-25, you got some unbelievably hot chicks.

      [–]Born-dead 0 points1 point ago

      I thank you, sir. It all makes sense now.

      [–]bagtrickswayze 1 point2 points ago

      Where's the pic from after she gets mauled?

      [–]midashand 18 points19 points ago

      Like most animals, cows are not aggressive unless cornered. This is probably a girl with her cow that she or her family owns or raised. They are like big dogs in some ways. Kids ride them, they come running when they see you with food, etc...

      [–]theonlyalterego 24 points25 points ago

      TIL: models come from farms with cows

      [–]midashand 8 points9 points ago

      So attractive people can't come from farms? o_O

      [–]MasonNowa 0 points1 point ago

      No. They cant. It's science.

      [–]midashand 3 points4 points ago

      Now I want to go across the country and take pictures of every attractive country woman I can find. FOR SCIENCE

      [–]MasonNowa -3 points-2 points ago

      Sorry to disappoint but theres not a lot of career potential there.

      [–]midashand 2 points3 points ago

      You sir, need to expand your horizons! You should go to Texas. (Not to stay mind you, just a short "sight-seeing" tour) That would change your tune.

      [–]DefinitelyRelephant 3 points4 points ago

      Texan here, I'm not sure where the fuck in my state you're finding all these gorgeous women, perhaps you were thinking of the Czech Republic?

      [–]midashand 0 points1 point ago

      Drat. I always get those mixed up.

      (seriously though, I've only ever been to pretty big college towns so that may have skewed my sample group.)

      [–]ryanman 1 point2 points ago

      You guys don't have the hot chick density of, say, Alabama or Florida. But I've seen some fine-ass texans!

      [–]MasonNowa 0 points1 point ago

      No no I mean who's paying you to travel the countryside and take pictures of people?

      [–]midashand 2 points3 points ago

      Hmmm good point. I could be a hobo with a camera. Hitchhike for transportation. Do random PC repair jobs for money. Sleep in a tent off the side of the road.... Ahhhh that'd be the life.

      Who am I kidding, I'm staying inside with my AC and googling "Country Girls"

      [–]unername8888 1 point2 points ago

      Don't worry, man. I think you're funny

      [–]woodycanuck 2 points3 points ago

      "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" -- Troy McClure

      [–]drunkpanda73 0 points1 point ago

      Just asked my friend who lives on a farm and has cows, this is what she said;

      " Haha, whaaat, that comment is totally untrue. I've been attacked by cows so many times. My uncle almost died, from getting mauled by one. Maybe if you have like one super old cow, you raised like part of a family.

      But when you've got a whole herd, your beliefs must be squashed my dear."

      [–]midashand 1 point2 points ago

      Bulls can be pretty aggressive... Cows too, if you get near their calves. But I've never seen anyone just get attacked by one un-provoked.

      Maybe I've just be around very mellow tempered cattle. :P

      What kind of cattle does your friend raise?

      Maybe if you have like one super old cow, you raised like part of a family.

      Edit: in my original comment about it being a family raised cow, this was what I meant.....

      [–]drunkpanda73 0 points1 point ago

      My bad, I seem to have skipped that in my excitement, I probably should have put two and two together.

      She raises cows for their meat and I think one of her friends has a dairy farm. So, I don't think a lot of bonding takes place.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

      I've worked on dairy farms before, and cows were the quintessential sweethearts. Seriously. They're awesome.

      You might get kicked by a cow every so often, but that's usually if you don't announce yourself when you come up behind them, or if they have mastitis and you have to milk them; it's terribly painful (but essential) and they may kick you right in the groin if you're not paying attention.

      Bulls, on the other hand, can be ferocious, especially if some heifers are in heat and you're blocking his way.

      I'm sure beef cattle could be far different, but holsteins have never been anything other than unabashed sweetness. I can't imagine jerseys being much different, either.

      [–]02keilj 0 points1 point ago

      They must have some seriously aggressive cows. Been around cows a fair bit and beverage been attacked or even threatened by one

      [–]asmodeanreborn 1 point2 points ago

      If getting mauled by cows was common, I would never have survived past the age of 7. Then again, my family probably wouldn't have allowed me to run around however I wanted on the farm if that was the case.

      They do kick a lot harder than you'd think, though. Shaving off their winter coat for when you take them inside over the cold season was never fun.

      [–]Artago 1 point2 points ago

      Who's the girl?

      [–]dayna-mite 0 points1 point ago

      She is probably kneeling in cow poop.

      [–]scottyboy130 -5 points-4 points ago

      Strange looking kitchen.

      [–]doctorcrass 9 points10 points ago

      HA! I FOUND IT! after being told for over a year that someone always says "blah blah kitchen" when a girl is in a picture I finally found that shit.

      [–]TheOtherSideOfThings 2 points3 points ago

      You must have been living under a rock for over a year.

      [–]DRZako 0 points1 point ago

      she's gonna get her ass kicked.

      [–]BoxaRocks 0 points1 point ago

      Girl wins

      [–]kira10 0 points1 point ago

      [Fixed] http://i.imgur.com/lz75d.jpg

      [–]NPHisKing 0 points1 point ago

      Now kiss

      [–]Amadi85 0 points1 point ago

      i would milk them both.

      [–]lifebinder 0 points1 point ago

      cute girl, funny pose, big serene animal.

      I don't hate this. UPVOTES!

      [–]spankbank 0 points1 point ago

      I love a girl in a gingham shirt that doesn't cover her belly.

      [–]u_drty_lout 0 points1 point ago

      Not a cow, it's a bull.

      [–]probo1 0 points1 point ago

      The cow probably couldn't tell apart a good looking girl and a grizzled old hobo, lol

      [–]Bimily 0 points1 point ago

      What I thought of when I heard Cow Vs. Girl.

      [–]trehaag 0 points1 point ago

      Gotta love a country girl

      [–]LonelyWizzard 0 points1 point ago

      As a country boy, I can assure you that bitch about to die.

      Cows are fuckin' dangerous.

      [–]xSuspectX 0 points1 point ago

      I would love to see a GIF of this and the Coe furiously attacking her

      [–]TheUltimatum13 0 points1 point ago

      I'd hit it.

      [–]Coherent 0 points1 point ago

      That pic is hilariously awesome. The cow is in the middle of mooing at her, too. Epic!

      [–]marcus_pipes 0 points1 point ago

      I love country girls.

      [–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

      I know which one I'd like to milk! Haw! Haw! Haw!

      [–]TemetNosce 0 points1 point ago

      Damn, she's beautiful.... the cow, too.....

      [–]nish_reaper 0 points1 point ago

      ..cowgirl..??

      [–]bmoe872 0 points1 point ago

      Cow Vs. Duck

      FTFY

      [–]Mandraix 2 points3 points ago

      I want you to take a second and mouth the word "Moo".

      [–]some_random_noob 0 points1 point ago

      i posted pretty much the same comment but after yours so people saw mine first and upvoted. so i gave u a sympathy upvote. its a lot like sympathy sex except there is no sex, so really its just like it in that they both have the word sympathy in them.

      [–]bmoe872 1 point2 points ago

      ...thanks -_- such is reddit

      [–]K1dn3yPunch 1 point2 points ago

      :o

      [–]J_Strauss -2 points-1 points ago

      I'd moo her.

      [–]preske 0 points1 point ago

      9 months later, a minotaur is born.

      [–]Toobad113 0 points1 point ago

      Well the girl is definitely hotter

      [–]Sincorp 0 points1 point ago

      HEADBUTT THE DUCKFACE. DO IT.

      [–]SemiAsshole -2 points-1 points ago

      She'd make great jerky IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN

      [–]Wolligepoes 0 points1 point ago

      YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

      [–]garythecoconut 0 points1 point ago

      I think this picture has a lot of photoshop potential.

      anyone take the challenge?

      [–]TanToeRocks 1 point2 points ago

      I have absolutely no idea why you're being downvoted like that. Have an upvote!

      [–]CowFu 0 points1 point ago

      This is highly relevant to my interests.

      [–]GMBeats95 0 points1 point ago

      Anyone know her name, the girl not the heffer

      [–]NaughtyMrmonkey 0 points1 point ago

      I'm hungry right now... and I can't figure out which one I want more..

      [–]amoludare 0 points1 point ago

      Hot girls can act as stupids as they want. Guys still derp.

      [–]FrostByt -1 points0 points ago

      Both look horny to me.

      [–]hairyassandballs -1 points0 points ago

      i'd milk those udders

      [–]jonathanownbey -1 points0 points ago

      I got $10 on the bull cow/heifer.

      edit: I apparently stand corrected.

      [–]midashand 1 point2 points ago

      Cows have horns too, you know.

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