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[–]Afghan_Kegstand 10 points11 points ago

Nowhere does it mention eating the celery.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nor have I ever come across food that was "ribbed for xtra pleasure".

[–]string97bean 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know celery was French.

[–]Its_the_Fuzz 1 point2 points ago

This is a good idea.

[–]putitinherpoopchute 1 point2 points ago

I, for one, love to use celery in this fashion. On her.

[–]Journalisto 1 point2 points ago

False: Women do not poop so they cannot have poopchutes.

[–]MrDrProfPatrck 1 point2 points ago

Nothing says "Bon Apetite" like "butt brush"!

[–]BigBud77 1 point2 points ago

He's enjoying that a little too much.

[–]Hollownebula 1 point2 points ago

I need it. For you know, science

[–]fapswhiledriving 0 points1 point ago

Psh...I've been doing this for years.

[–]bobbydigitalFTW 0 points1 point ago

Totally inaccurate depiction. If anything, they should be using a piece of celery as the toothbrush.

[–]nick90 0 points1 point ago

Chelsea FC's celery chant seems quite apt: Celery, Celery If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery

[–]Ron_Mahogany 0 points1 point ago

Must have missed that episode of Madmen

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

Looks like what happened to Jeffery Dahmer...Only I don't think he enjoyed it as much as this fucking guy.

[–]andshewas_45 0 points1 point ago

Omg! So funny!

[–]Anniebanannimock2 0 points1 point ago

And I like celery too....

Can never eat it the same way again.

[–]contact_combat 0 points1 point ago

those are the directions? fuckall.

[–]Arkhampatient 0 points1 point ago

And I shall call this practice "stalking"

[–]fletch3555 0 points1 point ago

"Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure!"

wtf kinda crazy propaganda shit is this?!

[–]Dalhamun 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, maybe it wasn't the Japanese who invented x-ray shots...

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

Down voted again for re-post. I feel like I see this every picture every day.

[–]Buttersandwich[S] 6 points7 points ago

maybe you need to go outside

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

But, I can't down vote the outdoors for being repetitive.

[–]bros221 -1 points0 points ago

Ooh Lala!