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Canadians are loose cannons (imgur.com)

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[–]bunglejerry 136 points137 points ago

We're all fucked up on hockey.

[–]Tashre 34 points35 points ago

Kate Beaton is such a fantastic web comic artist and writer.

[–]Rainbow- 17 points18 points ago

Isn't she though! She works at my local comic book store.

[–]CommentsAndShit 7 points8 points ago

Where o: I want to meet her

[–]grammargiraffe 11 points12 points ago

I did. It was at a comic convention in New York. I politely told her that I was also from Canada. She was nice about that. We smiled awkwardly and then I walked away, pretending that I knew someone at the other end of the hall.

[–]WeHaveMetBefore 9 points10 points ago

http://itroll.com/troll_pics/socially_awkward_penguin.jpg

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

It could not be more obvious what is on the other end of that link, yet I still click.

[–]AustinTreeLover 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what you expected.

[–]herpesface 3 points4 points ago

You don't know what you're expecting.

[–]bananasapplesandnuts 0 points1 point ago

Man! Really? She is so wonderful.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 0 points1 point ago

My best friend met her and she drew a comic of her daydreaming about my friend. It's awesome.

[–]Captainpatch 10 points11 points ago

Must... Upvote... Kate Beaton... Any time... Canada is mentioned...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I can hear my hair growing and it sounds like worms trying to escape birds

[–]guy_from_canada 1 point2 points ago

I approve of these comics and their validity.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 1 point2 points ago

Whoa I just spent the last half hour going through those. Brilliant I tell ya

[–]Levangeline 0 points1 point ago

We're REALLY fucked up on hockey

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[–]bent42 3 points4 points ago

Is it because you live in Montreal?

[–]nice_fjords 3 points4 points ago

Maybe, though I was really thinking about a number of anglophones from Ontario that I've met and 'befriended'/interacted with. French Canadians have been friendlier in my experience. People from Ontario in general.

[–]AetherIsWaiting 2 points3 points ago

it's the small towns in which everyone is super duper nice. Montreal, Vancouver, Toronto they all have a majority of "city people" very busy people who don't care about you.

[–]A_Pepper_Gerbil 2 points3 points ago

Throw Ottawa in there too. I can't wait to leave this shit-hole.

[–]Tsirek 0 points1 point ago

You have to be a big city to have city people, sorry ottawa.

[–]Tsirek 1 point2 points ago

Im a montrealer, i was just going to ask if he lived in toronto.

[–]OompaDoompatyDoo 0 points1 point ago

As a twenty something Canadian I am offended by this stereo type.

[–]TrueMilanista 249 points250 points ago

I was going to post a comment, but does anyone else want to go first? I wouldn't want to be rude.

[–]kellz419 77 points78 points ago

Why how thoughtful of you, but I insist, after you sir.

[–]bobbydigitalFTW 55 points56 points ago

How nice of you. You can go ahead of me too.

[–]TrueMilanista 40 points41 points ago

Well thanks to you both. Please, take this as a token of my appreciation. Homemade eh!

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 34 points35 points ago

You're not Canadian. We use "eh" to when questioning someone whether or not they agree, understand or have interest. We just don't add that on all willy-nilly like the French. This is similar to how some black people use "you know what I'm sayin'?"

[–]ramsrgood 10 points11 points ago

people pretending to be canadian. that's weird, eh?

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, eh.

[–]TrueMilanista 5 points6 points ago

I didn't say I was Canadian... I lived in southern Ontario for about 8 years and my brother is actually Canadian, but no, I am not.

[–]KingToasty 25 points26 points ago

That's OK, I forgive you.

[–]RabidMuskrat93 2 points3 points ago

How Canadian. Apologizing for something you had no part in.

[–]kellz419 4 points5 points ago

Well, now I must make pancakes.

TO THE KITCHEN!!!

[–]TrueMilanista 8 points9 points ago

As long as you let me do the dishes for you.

[–]manliestofmerlins 3 points4 points ago

I'll get the syrup.

[–]averagemonkey 6 points7 points ago

Sorry, eh.

[–]shyguy95 10 points11 points ago

Are Canadians really that polite? Between that and some of the laws they have there, plus my very limited knowledge of Canada, it actually sounds like it could be nice to move there someday.

[–]CozyToes 8 points9 points ago

I think everyone here is pretty darn nice. But we go absolutely fuckball nuts over hockey games. It's not an exaggeration, or stereotype. It's the truth. It's scary.

[–]Pinklizard26 7 points8 points ago

That's very true! It's it's not just men that go fuckball nuts. I work with a man who immigrated from Mexico. He came into work one morning all huffy when I asked what was up he told me the woman he was dating had blown him off for a date the night before... Cause there was a hockey game. Awww I see I said 'so did she not give you the option to join her?' she did but he doesn't love hockey it's not soccer. So when he declined she said ok and chose hockey over him. I had a hard explaining to him that's it's always going to be that way. Since he's in Canada he can either suck it up and learn to at least like the sport or be forever alone during hockey season.

[–]rainebow_trombones 16 points17 points ago

I'm Canadian and have lived in the U.S. for 7 years. The biggest difference politeness-wise has got to be this (and it only applies to most):

Canada Person does something nice for me, like holding the door. Me: Thanks! Person: You're welcome.

U.S. Person does something nice for me, like holding the door. Me: Thanks! Person: Uh huh.

[–]Wargall 11 points12 points ago

Unless you're in NYC

Thanks! FUCK OFF.

[–]Kilkun 0 points1 point ago

Do you know anyone named Marty or Harvey?

[–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

Why? Am I missing a reference or something?

[–]Kilkun 0 points1 point ago

Because there's always the cool accent from New York (That sounds like this) and matched with either the name "Hawvey" or "Mawty".

[–]IPreferOddNumbers 0 points1 point ago

I imagine you've never been to NYC...

[–]B2k3 4 points5 points ago

I know it sounds silly, but "uh-huh" or something other than "You're welcome" may just be a person's way of saying "No thanks necessary"

[–]Ducksaucenem 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. I think people misinterpret it as "whatever" instead of "no problem".

[–]Orioneone 2 points3 points ago

LOL! That's so bang on.

[–]shyguy95 1 point2 points ago

If I may ask, how do you like the U.S. compared to Canada? What caused you to move?

[–]rainebow_trombones 0 points1 point ago

I love the U.S. It's not a whole lot different, really, and not easy to explain. A bit chillier in Canada, I suppose :) haha. Also, the different words and spellings tripped me up at first. At the time, I was in grade school, and my dad took a job with Microsoft.

[–]Chuffalo_Bill 1 point2 points ago

I experienced this first hand last year when I went to Arizona. I felt like I had somehow inconvenienced the guy holding the door for me so I gave him a quick "sorry!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

its a southern thing, don't take it personally, it's equivalent to "you're welcome" or they wouldn't hold the door for you, they'd be a fucker and go in first and not even acknowledge you exist.

[–]lethal_weapon_five 36 points37 points ago

I'm sorry to ruin your perception of us but in reality most of us are jerks.

Sorry

[–]THE_IRISHMAN_35 40 points41 points ago

U must be french canadian

[–]Romanza 11 points12 points ago

French Canadian here.. Fuck you.

[–]arbiterxero 7 points8 points ago

Half french canadian here..

You can go fuck yourself.

Sorry.

[–]BCas 1 point2 points ago

I guess you just hate the Irish then up there!

[–]SickNarsh 1 point2 points ago

What have I done to you !?

[–]Bunbury42 11 points12 points ago

I have met two Canadians in my life. Both were extremely polite.

Clearly my tiny anecdotal sample size trumps your opinion of being actually Canadian.

[–]Ragnalypse 3 points4 points ago

Actually, I've heard about how Canadians behave a few times on Reddit, I think I'm the most qualified.

[–]TrueMilanista 8 points9 points ago

Haha I lived in Canukistan for about 8 years and I definitely think the people are very friendly but I moved from their to Maine so there wasn't really any discrepancy. Now I live in Connecticut and the biggest thing I notice every day is driving. At a stop sign up north its like "you go," "no you go." Here its closer to, "get the fuck out of my way and learn to drive."

[–]Bazing1980 2 points3 points ago

I'm a truck driver and travel around a lot, obviously. And I cannot honestly tell any difference from Canada and Maine.

[–]English_Mothafukka 6 points7 points ago

I do tend to think that we are a bit more polite than our neighbours to the south. That being said, our politeness is obviously exaggerated on Reddit. To be perfectly honest, I live in Northern Ontario and I absolutely love my country. Our government is doing some things that I am not a fan of, but I love our country. I truly am proud to be Canadian.

tldr; We're pretty nice folks, but it is exaggerated on here. Come join us fellow!

[–]bullhead2007 0 points1 point ago

What I've noticed from an IT point of view:

People from Ontario: "Oh our router is having issues and it might take some time to fix? Okay thanks for your help."

People from certain parts of the US: "OUR SHIT DOESNT WORK AND I WANT IT FIXED NOW. NO I AM NOT GOING TO TROUBLE SHOOT THAT JUST FIX IT. LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER YOU IDIOT."

[–]Landale 1 point2 points ago

Well then stop asking me to reset my router and modem...I did it twice before I called you!

But honestly, I am very polite with anyone I call on the phone. They have a rough time of it as it is, and most are just trying to be helpful.

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    [–]Sofiira 3 points4 points ago

    I have American friends who at first thought I was snobby as they felt I was being intentionally "overly polite". In reality, I was just being me - I didn't realize that snobby meant opening doors for others, saying please and thank you, as well as saying "I'm sorry" (some examples they gave me). Once they realized it had nothing to do with being hoddy toddy, we get along famously. :)

    [–]Iknowr1te 5 points6 points ago

    I didn't realize that snobby meant opening doors for others, saying please and thank you, as well as saying "I'm sorry

    1. you open door for people, that's common courtesy

    2. Saying please and thank you makes one snobby 0.o

    3. I say Sorry all the time 0.o, even if i'm not the guilty party and was the wronged party (well mostly wronged things are never 100%)

    [–]Sofiira 0 points1 point ago

    Me too! :)

    [–]Tsirek 0 points1 point ago

    Ill apologize if someone bumps into me on the street, even when im not at fault

    [–]Landale 0 points1 point ago

    As an American who does these things, I have never encountered that kind of reaction...if anything people are more (pleasantly) surprised at my politeness, and respond in kind.

    Where were you located that the folks there had such a poor opinion on people with manners?

    [–]Sofiira 0 points1 point ago

    Michigan

    [–]crazedcanuck 1 point2 points ago

    The more of you that move to this great place. The more my people will say "They took our Moose"

    [–]ramsrgood 0 points1 point ago

    sorry, but this is a major exaggeration. we are quite polite though.

    [–]JMango -1 points0 points ago

    On the most part I think so, unless you're in Toronto. There is an obvious effort to be unfriendly there. This information is anecdotal at best.

    [–]AnUnfriendlyCanadian 1 point2 points ago

    Yeah sure, I'll go. Y'know I gotta say, I'm really sick of this fucking stereotype. Some of us are assholes just like anywhere else.

    [–]Lynch117 1 point2 points ago

    Sorry, I didn't mean to offend.

    [–]ryan2point0 0 points1 point ago

    Yer fuckin alright eh?

    [–]Past_Your_Faptime 0 points1 point ago

    Speaking of loose cannon canadians

    [–]Tsirek 0 points1 point ago

    Relevant

    [–]supremegamby 23 points24 points ago

    If I had a nickel for every time I've seen this picture... Well I'd have myself fifteen cents.

    [–]Bazing1980 6 points7 points ago

    That's three times!

    [–]CodeNameJake 1 point2 points ago

    Woah! Nice job!

    [–]Trickboss 4 points5 points ago

    As a European, I had no idea what a nickel was.

    [–]monkeybreath 16 points17 points ago

    Why was "crisis" spelled "crysis"?

    [–]Harodan 11 points12 points ago

    Because they've already deployed the nanosuit assassins to take care of the protesting problem.

    [–]Quaxi 2 points3 points ago

    In Canadian Crysis, Nomad is terribly sorry to all North Koreans.

    [–]MarxKarlton 1 point2 points ago

    It was pundits using punditry. In all seriousness, it was a poke at the protesters for being crying nancies. Oh, and sorry for the larks.

    [–]monkeybreath 1 point2 points ago

    That sort of makes sense, now. I don't follow The Sun or Fox News or I'm sure that would have been an obvious trope.

    [–]artificiallyvain 10 points11 points ago

    Shep Smith is suppressing a serious smirk there.

    [–]zanmanoodle 4 points5 points ago

    He's always suppressing a smirk, with varying degrees of success.

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      [–]proudcanadian3410875 32 points33 points ago

      if my fellow Canadians aren't upset, then they're not paying attention.

      [–]Nictionary 3 points4 points ago

      Canadians are too damn apathetic! .. but what are you gonna do?

      [–]ookiisask 0 points1 point ago

      We burned down the White House once. We might do it again! If it doesn't inconvenience anyone at the time. And if it doesn't fall on a government work day. And provided we don't decide to see the sights first.

      [–]froggie4today 7 points8 points ago

      Canadians never pay attention, that's the problem.

      [–]twistedstarr 21 points22 points ago

      Pay attention to what?

      [–]theglace 13 points14 points ago

      Something about hockey, Tim Horton's and being sorry, brah. Don't about it.

      [–]twistedstarr 6 points7 points ago

      That's cool...sorry I missed it!

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        [–]yellowcushion 0 points1 point ago

        Yes, we became one of the worlds most stable democracies by not voting and saying fuck it all the time. Very insightful.

        [–]shutupjoey 3 points4 points ago

        Then they should register their outrage at the voting booth.

        [–]proudcanadian3410875 5 points6 points ago

        Unfortunately, Canadians don't vote much more than Americans do.

        [–]Divine_E 1 point2 points ago

        That's because they are afraid of hurting any of the candidate's feelings.

        [–]AetherIsWaiting 1 point2 points ago

        That's because party representatives call citizens at their houses and tell them voting stations have been moved when they havent

        [–]shutupjoey 0 points1 point ago

        I know, but the ones that voted have elected Harper thrice now. Can't blame him for pushing forward his ideas anymore, going from a minority to a majority government was his validation.

        [–]UpvotesMakeMeMoist 38 points39 points ago

        This was photoshopped. Sorry.

        [–]cheemster 15 points16 points ago

        Also, this is a photo from Wisconsin, not Canada. I am Canadian though :D

        [–]nbshark 9 points10 points ago

        original: http://www.webotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/93779__upset.png

        [–]quiet_eyes 3 points4 points ago

        And they spelled crisis as "crysis".

        [–]biurb 7 points8 points ago

        funny stuff though, no?

        [–]Professor_Oedipus 0 points1 point ago

        Also a definite repost. But I'm sure OP checked first.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

        Still funny.

        [–]Supersable 0 points1 point ago

        300 000 in Montreal on May 22nd. United States of America, I await your reply!

        [–]Tho76 -1 points0 points ago

        It's Onion News, a prank/comedy show.

        Edit: I have a similar pic from Onion...I think. Anyways, I was wrong.

        [–]thelidhathappeal 30 points31 points ago

        except for the quebec students protesting, they're kinda crazy

        [–]MindlessMind 11 points12 points ago

        It's funny because Canada IS experiencing the biggest protest in it's history, I assume. Correct me if I'm wrong.

        [–]alexanderfsu 10 points11 points ago

        You are in fact correct good sir. Montreal student protests have drawn crowds of over 100,000 and 250,000 people in 2 different occasions and they have been going on for over 100 days. Though they have really started to calm down now. I guess banging pots and pans around for 1/3 of a year gets pretty taxing.

        [–]MindlessMind 1 point2 points ago

        Yeah! I knew they were getting 6 digit numbers, I just wasn't sure if they had bigger ones earlier in history.

        [–]yellowcushion 1 point2 points ago

        There have been larger protests in Canada if you look at them country wide, but never so many in one place.

        [–]cakekween 0 points1 point ago

        I will only ever be grateful to the East for making our syrup and poutine.

        [–]Stringer_Bells 0 points1 point ago

        Not quite. The entire city of Winnipeg went on strike before.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnipeg_General_Strike

        [–]TechnoReject 10 points11 points ago

        R-r-r-r-r-r-reeepooosttt.

        [–]CallMeD3 10 points11 points ago

        woooooo hockey!

        http://www.primitivepuck.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Vancouver-Riot-front-backpack.png

        [–]Red_AtNight 0 points1 point ago

        Man... that's my city on fire there... :(

        [–]kidion 4 points5 points ago

        REPOST

        [–]Kmaun_Lee 1 point2 points ago

        Thank god, thought I was the only one to notice.

        [–]emacgregor16 1 point2 points ago

        Repost

        [–]SirHenryMorgan 1 point2 points ago

        If they were protesting True Blood, that Dude would be livid.

        [–]bertohorta 1 point2 points ago

        HA!

        You guys should see whats going on in quebec (canadian province) right now.

        https://www.google.ca/search?rlz=1C1ASUT_en-GBCA432CA432&aq=f&sugexp=chrome,mod=15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=quebec+student+strike

        [–]Likemike342 1 point2 points ago

        Bottom corner, Crysis is spelled wrong.......

        [–]Balso 0 points1 point ago

        Just noticed as well... WTF?!

        [–]indiekid22 1 point2 points ago

        Obviously photoshopped. Canadians don't say anything that vulgar.

        [–]Idontknowwhatscool 1 point2 points ago

        This is a repost from two months ago. Way to take credit for someone else's joke, douche bag.

        [–]MattDouglass 0 points1 point ago

        This. Very funny how this seems to happen MOAR AND MOAR LATELY GOD DAMNIT FUCKING DOUCHES Ghrghllllhhhhhh

        [–]F22Rapture 3 points4 points ago

        Shepard Smith, fuck yea.

        In all seriousness, he's the only person on Fox I either like or trust. I'm not sure whether it was him refusing to air the Shirley Sherrod footage while the rest of them were circlejerking over it, saying on air that the Republicans were on the wrong side of history in the gay marriage debate, or saying "waterboarding, which is, of course, torture."

        [–]asdjfsjhfkdjs 2 points3 points ago

        Have you seen this clip?

        [–]F22Rapture 1 point2 points ago

        yup. It was on John Stewart a few weeks ago.

        [–]djlaureate 0 points1 point ago

        haha I like Shep, too. It's funny how well liked he is by those that call themselves liberals. I like him because he seems non-partisan, and has his head screwed on straight. Apparently in real life he's the nicest person working at Fox if you were to meet them all. Judge Napolitano is also a good man. Lou Dobbs is a jerk, and on TV i really can't stand Eric Bolling.

        [–]selective_reading 0 points1 point ago

        "In all seriousness,...I'm...circlejerking...on...the Republicans...which is, of course, torture."

        [–]MarvinTheAndroid42 1 point2 points ago

        Yea, that's about as much rage as we can muster, heaven knows we try. If I were to protest I'd stay on the sidewalk on a closed road and look both ways when I crossed.

        [–]KaiserMessa 1 point2 points ago

        Isn't that picture from Minnesota?

        [–]mopedophile 1 point2 points ago

        It is from Wisconsin and the Scott Walker protests.

        [–]willymo 0 points1 point ago

        Has Fox News ever shown a headline that wasn't "THIS JUST IN: BREAKING NEWS: ON FOX NEWS FIRST: EXCLUSIVE: FIRST HAND LOOK AT: THE BIGGEST, MOST EPIC CANADIAN PROTEST OF ALL TIME."

        Scrolling: "Fox news correspondent confirms with 162% factual information that nothing ever will happen this big ever again. EXCLUSIVE!"

        Scrolling below that: "Rev. Jimmy John from Alabama claims Jesus predicted this protest in Psalms 13:9."

        [–]ePunk6 0 points1 point ago

        There's a protest going on in our city and all their signs say are "On Strike".

        [–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

        This post again?

        [–]Kiadawg 0 points1 point ago

        That guy looks a little like Bowie.

        [–]Spacelover1 0 points1 point ago

        I wonder what made him a little upset?

        [–]cheeseman98 0 points1 point ago

        (insert dirty joke here about Canadians with loose cannons)

        [–]Chaquator 0 points1 point ago

        Reposted multiple times.

        [–]d00d1234 0 points1 point ago

        Shit I'm terrified to leave the house now. She looks like she means business. She might not even say "excuse me." What will we do?

        [–]adamjensen896 0 points1 point ago

        Full scale rebellion is what it looks like to me.

        [–]ggknam 0 points1 point ago

        I am Canadian and I am a little offended.

        [–]themediumisthe 0 points1 point ago

        On-to-Ottawa.

        [–]youforgotyourBAGS 0 points1 point ago

        Nice try, it doesn't snow in summer!

        [–]Cognoggin 0 points1 point ago

        Come to Montreal!

        [–]wolvmatt 0 points1 point ago

        This is funny if you don't know anything about Canada.

        [–]Ghost255932 0 points1 point ago

        Control your emotions bro...

        [–]Jackofh3artz 0 points1 point ago

        This is so old...

        [–]austin13ftw 0 points1 point ago

        Bitch please! Spend a night in Montreal after the Habs play a home game. I got a free pair of pants that night because somebody broke a clothing store window.

        [–]SackFulloApplez 0 points1 point ago

        Sorry, that you're so upset. *Edit grammar mistake sorry about that

        [–]fenwaygnome 0 points1 point ago

        "Crysis"

        Fucking...

        [–]NewSpaceRiddy 0 points1 point ago

        That escalated quickly.

        [–]mbelf 0 points1 point ago

        He's not a little anything.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

        Your all Morons. There have been recent protests with hundreds of thousands of people in the streets. You all are the reason we have Harper. You didn't vote did you?

        [–]shame_cube 0 points1 point ago

        not going to lie, i am a canadian and i read this as "canadians are loose canoes"

        [–]kodywiddak 0 points1 point ago

        when it comes to hockey (say losing game 7 in the SCF at home) they go bat shit crazy and destroy their own city

        [–]pnasty03 0 points1 point ago

        That Shepard Smith is a silly lil' catfish

        [–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 0 points1 point ago

        re-posts are loose cannons

        [–]antithing 0 points1 point ago

        Think what will happen when they are fully upset.

        [–]jangzter 0 points1 point ago

        this guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NL-xtBffc

        [–]FreddyDeus 0 points1 point ago

        DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

        [–]Doom_Dk 0 points1 point ago

        Shit just got real!!

        [–]310_nightstalkers 0 points1 point ago

        I live in Canada and have heard of no such "Canadian Crisis", pretty sure its the francophones acting out again, which we apologize for ahead of time should they throw any poutine or maple syrup on any visiting Americans.

        [–]peter-pickle 0 points1 point ago

        Actually Canadians don't put up with 1/10th the shit americans do... that's why they have real social services

        [–]Sir_Trollz_Alot 0 points1 point ago

        Loled my ass of

        [–]SepharuSakhmet 0 points1 point ago

        Better watch out, there's only one thing more dangerous than an upset Canadian... it's a British Hooligan!

        [–]DingBat99999 0 points1 point ago

        I'd like to apologize for that outburst.

        [–]EpicRaptor 0 points1 point ago

        Sorry if we were a bother.

        [–]Meatslinger 0 points1 point ago

        They obviously haven't been following the Québec riots. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, that is some of the most ferocious rioting I've seen in Canada since the hockey playoffs in Vancouver.

        [–]FattyDoo 0 points1 point ago

        So am I the only one who remembers the canuck riots?

        [–]grifkiller64 0 points1 point ago

        NO

        [–]gcdc14 0 points1 point ago

        Canadian film festival: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmxLGHtlv8Q

        [–]SamGi 0 points1 point ago

        And I'm leaving Sydney, Australia to fly to Canada in about 8 hours lol Canadians better not let me down!!! Show some love for a fellow Redditor ;)) I have posted up a link in /r/Toronto so anyone who hasn't read that and wants to, feel free to ;)

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

        I remember this reporter!

        [–]Cptnwalrus 0 points1 point ago

        So...this is fake...just want to point that out in case anyone is curious.

        [–]zippityza 0 points1 point ago

        Reminds me of http://www.comedycentral.com/press/images/southpark/1204Canada-on-Strike--1.jpg

        [–]Captain_Aizen -2 points-1 points ago

        Oh Canada.... : )

        [–]Ibby238 -5 points-4 points ago

        Our home and native land...

        [–]Gravyhead -1 points0 points ago

        True patriot love in all our sons command!

        [–]Lapwner -1 points0 points ago

        LOL. I am Canadian and I still found this funny...eh :D

        [–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

        LOL. I am 
Canadian and I still 
found this funny...eh

        [–]lolrsk8s -1 points0 points ago

        Why can't Canadians on reddit ever shut the fuck up?

        [–]quirkynerdgirl -1 points0 points ago

        I've been to the Yukon in the summer time when you need to make sure you keep your warm clothes on you because it still doesn't get hot up there in the middle of July. It's too friggin' cold to protest anything. Why do you think they still have the Can-Can girls up there? Great show though guys. Nothing like it here in the states

        [–]nbshark -2 points-1 points ago

        That is like the oldest picture on the internet...

        Original: http://www.webotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/93779__upset.png

        [–]mopedophile 1 point2 points ago

        This picture is less than a year old. It was from protests in Wisconsin last winter. Hardly older than the internet.

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