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[–]Kela3000 10 points11 points ago

Say, do you have data about this picture in pie chart form?

[–]tevinanderson 1 point2 points ago

I did this before I reddited (2009) (and before I knew about quick meme)

http://cheezburger.com/2202466048

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[–]tevinanderson 1 point2 points ago

I was in my early 20s when I wrote that. I'm now in my mid 20s. I've learned so much.

edited: for grammar.

[–]Breathing_Balls 3 points4 points ago

Shit, has that been 3 months since I last saw it?

This was one of the first images I saw during my first day here.

Three cheers for pie!

[–]turnleftdale 48 points49 points ago

The most reposted image on reddit.

[–]432 50 points51 points ago

I have never seen this picture

[–]turnleftdale 28 points29 points ago

You are bad at the internet.

[–]432 35 points36 points ago

Also this is not technically the most accurate pie chart.

1) The centre of the pie is most probably off

2)Someone else could have eaten the pie

3)Loss of pie to atmosphere could mean not all mass of pie is taken into account or he might still have pie particles stuck to his teeth meaning he didn't eat all the pie shown

[–]boredandworking 15 points16 points ago

or the crumbs on the tray... that's part of the pie.

[–]Menospan 8 points9 points ago

One must then debate the philosophical definition of a pie

[–]Kela3000 4 points5 points ago

The pie we see is merely a physical manifestation of the concept of pie that exists on another level of existence. Thus any actual mouth-watering pie cooling on the windowsill still is, in the end, an imperfect representation of the dualistic whole of the pie.

The same applies to cakes. But not scones.

[–]AsthmaticNinja 0 points1 point ago

SCOOOOOOONES!!!

[–]Alex_C 1 point2 points ago

This comment, for it I have come to this thread.

It was NECESSARY that a redditor should point out every fucken inaccuracy of a joke.

[–]pandubear 0 points1 point ago

To the atmosphere?!

[–]Aquagoat 0 points1 point ago

Also, empty tray != pie. So the empty space represents the amount of pie he may or may not have eaten, but it is certainly not the actual pie that was consumed.

[–]Guitarable 0 points1 point ago

Don't all pie charts represent "amounts"?

[–]Mrkantony 0 points1 point ago

Also the part not eaten is marked yellow but the crust is clearly a different color and still part of the pie

[–]goofball_jones 0 points1 point ago

I was enjoying this picture, having a little chuckle about it....that is until I read you saying this was a repost! Then I instantly hated this picture...since its a dirty-birdy repost. I mean, I've never ever seen it before, but you say it's a repost so therefore I can't like it.

I just wish I could be as cool and together as you were when you saw this picture for the first time. Guess I can never experience that...and I guess I'm bad at the Internet also, else I would have seen this the very first time it was posted.

[–]itachi1998 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day

[–]432 2 points3 points ago

Aw chucks ;D xxxxxxxx

[–]jerry121212 0 points1 point ago

It's shucks

[–]obscene_banana 0 points1 point ago

Your cakeday does not defend you from this.

[–]SirSofaspud 0 points1 point ago

[–]reddit_reposter 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen that before either. Now what?!

[–]turnleftdale -2 points-1 points ago

You are also bad at this internet.

This is not exactly rocket science.

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[–]JohnAbruzzi 0 points1 point ago

Accuracy is how close to the true value something is. Reliability is how trust worthy something is. Your claim could be valid if you're arguing that the pie chart is outdated but at the time of creation it was accurate, or so the joke goes.

[–]mojorisin2592 0 points1 point ago

Also inaccurate because there's crumbs, which are not part of the pie according to the color code, yet also have not been eaten.

[–]ImFuckingRadical 2 points3 points ago

Pacman?

[–]cmonnats 0 points1 point ago

waka waka waka waka

[–]quantumkid 10 points11 points ago

Ummmm.....that looks like it could be a jello cheese cake, not a pie. So if that is the case doesn't that make this the most inaccurate pie chart ever?

[–]Smartio 2 points3 points ago

I always heard that cheesecake was a pie, since it is made in a pie crust and looks more like pie than cake.

[–]crkhobbit 2 points3 points ago

Then it would be cheesepie.

[–]IamStrategy 4 points5 points ago

I think its a lemon meringue pie, without the meringue.

[–]todwellondreams 3 points4 points ago

i assumed a particularly yellow key lime

[–]TheisOnlain 2 points3 points ago

Real key lime pie isn't green, it is very yellow (because of the egg yolks) and looks exactly like this. Also, this appears to have a graham cracker crust which is a deliciously necessary part of a key lime pie. And now I might need to go make one.

[–]TooMuchBroccoli 1 point2 points ago

[–]FatWhiteAmerican 1 point2 points ago

Just because it isn't in the pan doesn't mean it was eaten.

[–]Miss_Bee 0 points1 point ago

My first thought is that the pieces could have been thrown, but only clowns throw pies. And clowns throw whole pies. hmm...

[–]soma04 0 points1 point ago

I doubt YOU would throw away a chance at a slice of wholesome pie.

[–]mojokabobo 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, I was curious what kind of cake/pie that was.

[–]Ozwaldo 0 points1 point ago

IT'S LEMON, WHORE

[–]svtracerd 4 points5 points ago

My dad sent this to me in a chain e-mail 7 years ago.

[–]yort1988 1 point2 points ago

No shortage of down votes in these comments, I'll just quietly wait for mine.

[–]blewisCU 1 point2 points ago

False: It assumes that OP ate all the pie himself and that none was wasted or consumed in any other capacity.

[–]BeneBreadstick 1 point2 points ago

[–]ROELtja 1 point2 points ago

world most reposted pie chart

[–]cewubaaca 2 points3 points ago

Is not pie, is tart!

[–]Miss_Bee -2 points-1 points ago

accualy is dolan

[–]cewubaaca 0 points1 point ago

Dylan isbn dumblasser

[–]Jofflic 4 points5 points ago

[–]akuzin 0 points1 point ago

So YOU will eat the whole pie? Not sure if this is a good thing or a brilliant thing.

[–]TroutM4n 0 points1 point ago

That appears to be a key lime pie without any coloring added:

Just sweetened condensed milk, eggs and key lime juice. (key limes are really tiny limes from the Florida Keys)

My favorite desert.

[–]Da-PeeP 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I have not eaten the pie. Maybe I threw it out, like the blasphemer that I am!

[–]Aoladari 0 points1 point ago

I'd say someone didn't count the crumbs as edible... graham cracker crust ftw.

[–]SWEET__BROWN 0 points1 point ago

If it were truly the most accurate, it would say "pie in pan" and "pie not in pan". It's quite an assumption to presume that the missing piece has been eaten.

THE PIE IS A LIE.

[–]todwellondreams 0 points1 point ago

More like world's most DELICIOUS pie chart.

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 0 points1 point ago

HO HO A LITERAL PIE CHART LOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL. Holy fuck you must be the next carlos mencia

[–]zombiezelda 0 points1 point ago

I would like some pie now please

[–]crkhobbit 0 points1 point ago

This is not accurate because that's a cheesecake and not pie.

[–]crkhobbit 0 points1 point ago

How are we to know that the pie is the same thickness throughout (it's not). The missing pie as shown is in 2d, which does not provide an accurate depiction of total percentage of pie eaten or not.

[–]natalie813 0 points1 point ago

Read pie chart in Mitch Hedberg's voice.

[–]KangaJew 0 points1 point ago

This was even on memebase already. I am disappoint.

[–]iloveyousomuchgaycow 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhhhh.... Now I want pie.... Anyone else?

[–]Gairloch 0 points1 point ago

1 can (14oz) of sweetened condensed milk
about 4 egg yolks
1/2 cup (or about 120ml) of key lime juice
some lime zest for decoration

preheat oven to 325 F (around 162 C)
in bowl combine egg yolk, key lime juice, sweetened condensed milk
mix or whip till well combined, pour into store bought graham cracker crust (or make one yourself if you really want) and bake for about 15 minutes
let cool on counter till you can put it in the fridge for a few hours

enjoy key lime pie and realize how easy it is to make more

[–]Bazookatier 0 points1 point ago

±0.1% due to crumbs on the chart.

[–]Chukwulatte 0 points1 point ago

But I didnt eat that pie. YOU did.

[–]c86greyWARDEN 0 points1 point ago

I doubt that this is the most accurate pie chart. In fact, I'm sure there are many other pie charts that are just as accurate.

[–]Yldeems 0 points1 point ago

This picture will always pain me...this past semester in school we had to do something in one of my university classes called "PowerPoint Karaoke"

What you had to do was go up in front of people and talk for 5 minutes about 8 slides that you had never seen before. Each slide had a theme (slide 1 was always nature, 2 was always an animal) but you had no idea what to expect regarding what the slide would actually be of.

My turn came, and I froze up. Like when playing Taboo and seeing anything you can think of is written on the card so you cannot say it, I knew there was nothing I could do. Each slide I just kept saying less and less. The slide of this pie graph I said virtually nothing aside from saying exactly what the legend said. The last picture was of Barack Obama and I said almost nothing.

It's great to try and get people better at talking on their feet, and I am usually great at that but for some reason I tried to prepare too much for this

If I ever do this kind of thing again, I will nail it on the head...but for now I will always be haunted by those 8 slides.

[–]frieswithketchup 0 points1 point ago

Happy 2 Pi ( or Tau) Day!

I won't downvote you just for that.

[–]gonflynn 0 points1 point ago

i hate pies anyway

[–]sopernova23 0 points1 point ago

Is that a pie?...or is it a cheesecake?

[–]Sicktightyo 0 points1 point ago

More like

Yellow: Pac-Man

Silver: Not Pac-man

[–]fill-in-name 0 points1 point ago

False, this does not accurately show the amount that my roommate ate, which I will still be blamed for.

[–]INsanEWay 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure you ate the pie??

[–]Uberninjaa 0 points1 point ago

WHAT ABOUT THE CRUMBS

[–]OrlandoFurioso 0 points1 point ago

Those crumbs cause inaccuracy pal.

[–]Whimsicalbox 0 points1 point ago

Not true. If someone else eats the pie it will not be a portion of the pie eaten by you.

[–]Krail 0 points1 point ago

Portion of pie that resembles Pac Man. Portion of pie that does not resemble Pac Man.

[–]ppfish 0 points1 point ago

Man this post needs more cats!

[–]bigDean636 0 points1 point ago

Oh boy! This is my new personal record!

title comnts points age /r/
Pie Chart 4coms 31pts 3mos funny
That about sums it up! 1com 13pts 4mos funny
Pie Chart 8coms 14pts 10mos pics
Pie chart 6coms 18pts 10mos pics
The most accurate pie chart 22coms 150pts 10mos funny
Most accurate pie chart I've seen recently [FIXED] 67coms 356pts 1yr funny
Accurate pie chart [ PIC ] 144coms 2091pts 3yrs pics
The most delicious pie chart. 1com 2pts 1mo funny
A very accurate pie chart. 29coms 642pts 3mos funny
Finally a pie chart I can relate to 2coms 18pts 9mos pics
I love pie charts 4coms 17pts 11mos pics
Best pie chart ever! 10coms 68pts 9mos funny
Mmmmm, pie chart 0coms 5pts 1mo funny
Pie Chart 2coms 12pts 8mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Dunny5000 0 points1 point ago

Hey what type of pie is this? It looks unreal!!!

[–]tocool4mysocks 0 points1 point ago

Looks like pacman

[–]m84m 0 points1 point ago

As an Australian I must say: That is simply not a pie. Making a custard tart bigger doesnt make it a pie!

[–]Cakeform 0 points1 point ago

I must know what kind of pie this is! It looks amazing!!!

[–]Schoritzobandit 0 points1 point ago

Nope, those crumbs are part of the pie, and computer generated ones are perfectly accurate. :(

[–]yout1014 0 points1 point ago

Because regular pie charts are to mainstream.

[–]upboat_express 0 points1 point ago

But what about the crumbs left all down your top/ Stuck in your beard?

[–]talknerdy2me11 0 points1 point ago

I hate you because you have pie and I don't.

[–]ihatepoops 0 points1 point ago

If this was my pie chart, there would be no yellow.

[–]Kyraden 0 points1 point ago

It's not accurate, THE CRUMBS REMAIN.

[–]LibraryNerdOne 0 points1 point ago

Everybody loves pie.

[–]SwagMasta 0 points1 point ago

PacMan!

[–]Soll_Id 0 points1 point ago

This one accounts for the crumbs.

[–]txn9 0 points1 point ago

i was gonna say something about how this is a repost but then i said "fuck it"

[–]Kuth 0 points1 point ago

How come every time I see this image posted, it looks to me like a little bit more of the pie has been eaten.

[–]HyperText89 -2 points-1 points ago

Let's downvote this repost, please.

[–]RobSpring11 0 points1 point ago

You say this is the most accurate pie chart but it does not factor in the crust around the edge, as well as what is left in the bottom of the tray in the form of crumbs.

[–]TommyBoyTC 1 point2 points ago

That is a pretty crumby margin of error.

[–]MaterMatuta 0 points1 point ago

not to mention this is most certainly a cheesecake

[–]SensualBacon -1 points0 points ago

[–]KPCHILLI 0 points1 point ago

Really? It looks like it could be some kind of mutant key lime pie.

[–]knoxy2001 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a custard tart... And I know tarts...

[–]WombatDominator 0 points1 point ago

Wonder where inky, blinky, pinky and clyde are.

[–]Maestrotx -1 points0 points ago

the crumbs would beg to differ...

[–]Itsalreadytaken -1 points0 points ago

This isn't even funny.

[–]TrMark -4 points-3 points ago

Brilliant, take my karma.

[–]Isthian -2 points-1 points ago

I have nothing but respect for this.

[–]BiscuitsMcGhee -1 points0 points ago

Man, this really made me want some pie. Googled "best pie in Dallas".

[–]Octavarium_ -1 points0 points ago

Pie Chart key doesn't factor in the crust around the edge nor the crumbs left in the dish. Inaccurate.

[–]tyrsson -1 points0 points ago

Behind this chart are a number of assumptions, the foundations of which are rather dubious. How, for instance, are we to know that you ate the missing pie? Indeed, how do we know that the missing pie was eaten at all? For that matter, how can we be certain the "missing" pie ever existed in the first place? I'm sorry, but before I could assess this chart's accuracy, I would need to know the basis for these assumptions.

[–]suckitphil -1 points0 points ago

That's cheesecake! Which means this whole thing is inaccurate!

[–]Krotor -2 points-1 points ago

I love the crumbs! noone pays attention to the crumbs! The key to its accuracy is the crumbs!

[–]Riven89 -2 points-1 points ago

Now I want pie you bastard!

[–]orfane -1 points0 points ago

There is no way to know if eaten part of the pie was eaten by the person that posted the picture, or that the missing pie was eaten. the most accurate pie chart would say "pie that has been removed".

[–]Frikkolos -2 points-1 points ago

WHAT KIND OF PIE IS THIS. IT LOOKS DELICIOUS!