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[–]YourPantsAreSagan 69 points70 points ago

You say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

[–]wakko_warner 27 points28 points ago

Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.

[–]JamesFruitwood 127 points128 points ago

This gif is finally relevant

[–]kevlo 56 points57 points ago

This gif is relevant almost everywhere

[–]StreetMailbox 92 points93 points ago

I coulda sworn you were gonna do this one

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 37 points38 points ago

[–]Bishopkilljoy 19 points20 points ago

That scared the shit outta me

[–]Superbrainjuice 3 points4 points ago

Now I want to know what Mark_Dreher did.

[–]GreyouTT 7 points8 points ago

That's a keeper.

[–]ToxixGamer 27 points28 points ago

Whats the website to find these?

[–]HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYA 58 points59 points ago

You are just asking for trouble

[–]gingaroo 14 points15 points ago

Your name. Oh god not again. I vowed to never again watch that. What. Have. You. Done.

[–]commandodude1265 6 points7 points ago

Good, good, give in to your curiosity, let it grow within you...

[–]HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYA 9 points10 points ago

Got a nice 10 hour clip for ya! No need to thank me, broseph! You are welcome! I just gave you plans for the weekend!

[–]gingaroo 7 points8 points ago

MUST.NOT.CLICK.

[–]julielc 4 points5 points ago

Hey, here's an orangered to bring you back to that link!

[–]noodlejabb 0 points1 point ago

I SAID HEY

[–]bastard_thought 0 points1 point ago

Nice! I got 23 seconds more than promised.

[–]Fantasticalism 0 points1 point ago

It always finds me.

[–]TheYuppieWord 1 point2 points ago

I sing that song...far too often.

[–]whoops1995 44 points45 points ago

9gag

[–]FrogDie 9 points10 points ago

le TRUDAT

[–]JESUS_X_MOSES 2 points3 points ago

DAFUQ

[–]Krustoff 4 points5 points ago

You don't want to know.

[–]ruinersclub 1 point2 points ago

dare.com

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[–]OurNameIsLegion 3 points4 points ago

I dont even...

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[–]TheMeaning0fLife 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone else saw that thread yesterday...

EDIT: If you don't know what these sites are, Silkroad is like Craigslist for illegal drugs and the second one is for guns 'nshit.

[–]nimahu 0 points1 point ago

Thread yesterday? Care to provide a link?

[–]TheMeaning0fLife 0 points1 point ago

Sorry about that, here it is.

Specifically, there's one guy who lists off multiple sites with goods for sale such as assassins, drugs, weapons, etc.

[–]nimahu 0 points1 point ago

No, I did not see that thread, but it does look kind of interesting.

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[–]CCCHAMP 0 points1 point ago

The jimmies floating through space have been rustled.

[–]ODoyle_Rules 4 points5 points ago

[–]feyo 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Ask if you are a cop. That is the correct answer.

[–]MrMacro 7 points8 points ago

Police can't just offer drugs and arrest you for accepting. That's entrapment.

Even if entrapment weren't illegal, they wouldn't tell if they were police officers anyways.

EDIT: I might be wrong.

[–]sesharine 3 points4 points ago

Remember that story awhile back where the mid 20ish year old officer posed as a woman, got the high schooler to fall in love with her, and then got him to buy her marijuana, and promptly arrested him and several others? Yeah...

[–]Nmb910 0 points1 point ago

link?

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[–]DidMyWorst 6 points7 points ago

It's only entrapment if the cop convinces someone to buy something illegal when the person had no intention of doing so on their own. If a person walks up and asks if he's selling, then it isn't entrapment.

[–]Pzychotix 0 points1 point ago

Yeah they can. If they don't tell you or otherwise show that they are a police officer, then it isn't entrapment.

[–]broden 1 point2 points ago

But what if it wasn't one of those honest undercover cops and he lies about being a cop?

[–]Bacon_Hero 0 points1 point ago

The fuck makes you think they'd answer honestly if they were a cop?

[–]eclement 6 points7 points ago

wait so i'm allowed to use all the really old pasta from my 4chan days to get karma?!

[–]SubatomicTitan 8 points9 points ago

summer

[–]SirDeltaRick 1 point2 points ago

Nice name you got there........

[–]Just_a_gentleman 1 point2 points ago

I chuckled a tad

[–]jbredditor 3 points4 points ago

I chucked a tard

[–]uncoiledspaghetti 1 point2 points ago

I checkered a Thad

ermagerd

[–]stoccolma 1 point2 points ago

Well we have a cartoon in Sweden called Bamse that has been published since the 60's (i think) and one episode one of the main chars does opium with some shady ppl all whose names are drug related anagrams http://www.snec.se/kul/www.geocities.com/eragord/index.html

[–]TrentPwnz 1 point2 points ago

Misleading title is misleading.

[–]redvelveteenrabbit 1 point2 points ago

Based on the title, I thought Bert and Ernie were going to be the one on drugs...

[–]whoopzzz 1 point2 points ago

You say "Yes, please."

[–]Mr_Rippe 1 point2 points ago

This was all OP, who proved yet again that he is a faggot.

[–]xCJx 1 point2 points ago

Alright, I laughed my ass off for a bit.

[–]asldkfououhe 1 point2 points ago

"the fuck you say bitch" gets 2,183 upvotes. jesus christ

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 1 point2 points ago

People know better than to post this cancer in /r/4chan, it's not exactly "/b/ does it again!" material.

[–]Dmayrion 0 points1 point ago

Yes, please.

Mind your manners, children.

[–]redmaniacs 0 points1 point ago

When someone offers you drugs you say thank you, because drugs are expensive.

[–]TheDukeOfGumby 0 points1 point ago

Like anything else is going to make Bert's eyes that dilated.

[–]Xervicx 0 points1 point ago

Sage? I think I know them!

[–]wolfgang5feet 0 points1 point ago

Pupils are dilated, that's for sure.

[–]lucky4sav 0 points1 point ago

Oh I get it.... On drugs, as in speaking about them, not physically doing them. I was way off. !!! Glad we got that cleared up

[–]one-eleven 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it, why is this so funny to everyone?

[–]snidecomment69 0 points1 point ago

made me laugh so hard

[–]FaySliGothyc 0 points1 point ago

misleading title :p

[–]FrogDie 0 points1 point ago

THIS! FINALLY!

I've been looking for this screenshot for ages!

[–]Kromgar 0 points1 point ago

It's a good thing this is a picture because I'm afraid to go to 4chan

~ Any Reddit user who is underage and doesn't understand that /b/ is where all the bad shit is... well except for /d/ but we dont talk about it...

[–]NeuhausNeuhaus 0 points1 point ago

Sage in the name field?

[–]D_for_Drive 0 points1 point ago

You should know better than to mess with Bert!

[–]Blue_Enigma 0 points1 point ago

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[–]wackylol 0 points1 point ago

|:-\

[–]corkysaintclaire 0 points1 point ago

TIL Bert is fuckin creepy

[–]feelergauge 0 points1 point ago

These are rather cool when you see them on 4chan, but they don't appear often.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

was expecting them actually on drugs...

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

[–]YouAreAnMoron 0 points1 point ago

drogen

[–]derdepperte 0 points1 point ago

Wow this made me laugh so hard hahahah.

[–]Xzumo -1 points0 points ago

[–]TheLivingAwesome -1 points0 points ago

From the title i was expecting something completely different...

[–]Lefty07 -1 points0 points ago

i waa confused till i realized it wasnt actually lines from a show xD

[–]keshav108 -1 points0 points ago

You should say thanks. Drugs are quite expensive.