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[–]Pv2 117 points118 points ago

I guess airplanes have low voices in my head. That's interesting.

[–]krzx 28 points29 points ago

And the Lufthansa plane talks with a german accent!

[–]jepr 11 points12 points ago

Whaaaat! I actually read it in a german accent, but didn't see it was Lufthansa until now! Lufthansa Mind Tricks!

[–]dannyr 8 points9 points ago

Time to pull out one of my favourite anecdotes (which I read in a Readers Digest about 30 years ago)

A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

*Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

[–]Bortjort 6 points7 points ago

It's a German plane that laughs in Portuguese!

[–]Pulsifer_ 7 points8 points ago

With a brazilian accent.

[–]bigbear75 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, I got Sully from "Monsters Inc."

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

What airplanes? I saw two fat balding guys from new york.

[–]whatsaphoto 3 points4 points ago

I pictured more of a subtle approach

[–]arwenface 1 point2 points ago

That had me lol'ing for real. Now I can't stop watching it.

[–]megusta_tortugas 2 points3 points ago

Because it's BIG.

[–]ZeMilkman 1 point2 points ago

It's because "Frank" is a very masculine name.

[–]Lottanubs 1 point2 points ago

Really? Sounds like Adam Sandler to me. Guess that's why I din't think this was funny. Edit: Lemme try Owen Wilson. Edit #2: That shit's funny.

[–]Jabberminor 47 points48 points ago

I have a Brazilian friend who types laughing that way.

[–]MasterA6 1 point2 points ago

The ones I talk to type laughing as 'jaja".

[–]betterthanthee 43 points44 points ago

brazilians don't type like that

[–]MasterA6 9 points10 points ago

I guess then it's just the Costa Ricans and Colombians I've talked to.

[–]The_SNL_Encyclopedia 22 points23 points ago

Spanish speakers mostly type laughing like that

[–]betterthanthee 7 points8 points ago

You're aware that Spanish is not the primary language of Brazil, right?

[–]MasterA6 8 points9 points ago

Yup, it's Portuguese.

[–]Melforprezzz 1 point2 points ago

I'm actually Costa Rican and most of my friends type laughing as "hahaha" to seem more American... For some fucked up reason

[–]MasterA6 1 point2 points ago

Emulation and wanting to fit in with the cool kids.

[–]Melforprezzz 5 points6 points ago

Since when are Americans the cool kids...

[–]MasterA6 1 point2 points ago

They are if you watch enough TV and movies. It's the image that is portrayed.

[–]Knewtworiddet 0 points1 point ago

That's when you come over here and see a bunch of fat lazy kids. Like me.

[–]Baracuda7711 0 points1 point ago

You're right, they talk like this:

ahahehhuhehehuehheuheuheuheueh

JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJE

[–]betterthanthee 1 point2 points ago

huahuahauahauhuahua

[–]pocket_eggs 5 points6 points ago

Is there anyone laughing as "xaxaxa" or did I dream it up?

[–]udradn 6 points7 points ago

those laguhign like xaxaxa are russians because in cyrillic the X is a H.

[–]jubeh 2 points3 points ago

I've heard serbians laugh like this but it seemed like an isolated incident.

[–]GoogleItFirst 4 points5 points ago

That's Russian im pretty sure

[–]MasterA6 1 point2 points ago

I haven't heard of it so I'd probably say it's a dream but then again I haven't seen all of the world so you might not be dreaming.

[–]SkintyZN 1 point2 points ago

The blackjack dealer !xobile laughs like that.

[–]Munchlaxatives 1 point2 points ago

I could see hipster Mexicans using this. I think x can double as an h in some Mexican words. e.g. the xa in Oaxaca is pronounced as 'ha'.

[–]_liminal 5 points6 points ago

those are mexicans

source: I played gunbound

[–]Jabberminor 0 points1 point ago

Yes, this guy writes laughs like that too.

[–]Pachacuti 0 points1 point ago

We do laugh like that. There are also some variations such as huashaus HeUHUEHUE HaosOshaos kkkkkk and the classic kaspokaspokas. It's getting less usual, but still pretty common.

[–]deweyredman 0 points1 point ago

don't forget "rsrsrsrs"

[–]PretendPhD 58 points59 points ago

hue

BR?

huehue

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[–]Xphex 33 points34 points ago

GIB MONEI PLZ

I REPORT

HUEHUEHUEUHEUHEUHUE

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

wtf are you all referring to?

[–]Wowbringer -4 points-3 points ago

It's a League of Legends joke regarding Brazilians that play.

Link

edit: My mistake. i've been informed that this is a MMO-wide joke.

[–]8906 28 points29 points ago

It's an League of Legends MMO joke regarding Brazilians that play.

[–]Wowbringer 2 points3 points ago

My mistake then. My friend introduced it to me via the video I linked above. Didn't know if it was beyond that.

[–]8906 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, nearly every free MMO I've played has had "BR BR Gibe me moni" chat spam, going back as far as Ragnarok Online and I'm sure even before that.

[–]admiraljustin 1 point2 points ago

Indeed, the Brazillian Plague.

Brazil finds new MMO, swarms to it, destroys it, and moves on to the next.

[–]Shoeboxes0 -1 points0 points ago

It's an League of Legends MMO Video Game joke regarding Brazilians that play.

[–]mrpti 0 points1 point ago

didn't expect that at the end. it's definitely my favourite way to express laughter through text right now.

[–]betterthanthee 16 points17 points ago

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[–]Kevinsense 0 points1 point ago

are you korean?

[–]betterthanthee 0 points1 point ago

do I look like a gook to you

[–]TheJackalope231 1 point2 points ago

هههههههههه

[–]andrewsmith1986 133 points134 points ago

Are they Brazilian?

[–]ReetKever 168 points169 points ago

Mordekaiser es #1

HUEHUEHUEHUE

[–]POSTS_GIFS 97 points98 points ago

[–]howtospeak 29 points30 points ago

Oh my fucking God, that's so accurate.

[–]adolfojp 10 points11 points ago

I don't get it. What am I missing.

[–]Gortos 5 points6 points ago

Brazilian kids in (mostly, if not entirely free to play) online games. Huehue means laughing, which they apparently do a lot. But they spell it HUUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUHEUEUUUHE.

Also, they'll immedeately ask you for money and ask whether you are Brazilian. "Br? Moni pl0x." Once a server has fallen to the infestation, there is no point in trying to take it back. You can only burn down the memory banks and hope the infection doesn't spread.

[–]Articunozard 7 points8 points ago

Wat

[–]ararphile 11 points12 points ago

[–]cr3ative 56 points57 points ago

gibe moni pls

[–]froderick 43 points44 points ago

I report yu huehuehuehue

[–]8906 30 points31 points ago

BR? BR? huehuehuehuehue BR -- BR?

[–]dumbkid 11 points12 points ago

And the thread became bankrupt after a month

[–]Failer10 53 points54 points ago

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Fuck that laugh, here's a vague explanation of why many MMO players hate that laugh: http://i.imgur.com/BSKcm.png

[–]danlscarlos 19 points20 points ago

That's also why I never tell anyone in any video game that i'm brazilian.

[–]ForumWarrior 9 points10 points ago

I don't know that feel, but I respect your legible sentence.

[–]MerlinsBeard 6 points7 points ago

I have a Brazilian friend and he's the exact same way. He says it was due to some government program that gave computers to most kids.

He hates his job, though, and is thinking of moving to Uruguay or Argentina.

[–]m1ndf7u12 2 points3 points ago

I am too, and I always tell people to strike fear ... Nah, never saw someone having a problem with me

[–]mandersss 25 points26 points ago

Personally, I find it hilarious. Mordekaiser es numero uno, bitches.

[–]sometimes_honest 14 points15 points ago

Vague indeed. I still don't get it :(

[–]Failer10 26 points27 points ago

Somewhere there's a good Best-Of post explaining it in detail, but generally the problem boils down to free MMOs being invaded by an amazing amount of Brazilian players, usually followed by a big spike in cheating, hacking, and asshattery. (1 or 2 Ts in asshattery?) The comic related to a ragnarok online server I believe.

Try checking the know-your-meme page for this: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/huahuehuahue-gibe-moni-plos#fn5

[–]The_SNL_Encyclopedia 10 points11 points ago

Two T's would follow the general rule, but you never really know with English, do you?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

BR? BR?

[–]emohipster 1 point2 points ago

Somewhere there's a good Best-Of post explaining it in detail

Can't find it, can anyone link me?

[–]Fooly_411 6 points7 points ago

In my experience BRs like to play on North American servers of games not speak english well then proceed to hack the game and ruin the experience for others.

[–]CMacLaren 18 points19 points ago

It's really weird on DOTA 2. There is a South American server they can queue on but 9/10 times at least 3 of my teamates are Brazilian. I don't understand why they queue in North American servers and why they go completely full retard. It's a huge problem. Russians too. One time I had a game with 2 Russians and 2 Brazilians and it was like a hilarious trainwreck, I didn't even say anything the entire game. It was like watching art.

[–]Fooly_411 9 points10 points ago

Exactly the same thing with me. But from the forums apparently the south american servers have issues with certain ISPs and they are laggy. But I don't get why they play on USW servers then whine the whole game about 300ms thus ruining the experience for others.

[–]CMacLaren 3 points4 points ago

Ah I didn't know that about their servers. Hope they fix them soon because they're completely ravaging US servers.

[–]Fudgemonster 0 points1 point ago

Dota 2 servers aren't that unique. See that blue expanding bar when you queue? It broadens the search the longer it takes for you to find a game, meaning you (or someone else) can end up playing in servers they didn't queue for.

[–]wu2ad 2 points3 points ago

I don't think dumbassery is qualified as hacking.

[–]Fooly_411 3 points4 points ago

Played Free to play FPSs for years. BRs either were really awful or were hacking. The sad thing was even though they hacked they still were bad. Not to sound racist or anything but I have never played with a BR that was good at their respective game.

[–]Pachacuti -1 points0 points ago

Racist? What the fuck does racism has to do with this?

[–]Nerkson 1 point2 points ago

I hate to say it, but in my MMO experiences, I can see a Brazilian guild and half of them are botters.

[–]dumbkid 0 points1 point ago

CS1.6 is dying now because of this

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd -1 points0 points ago

Audio clip? I've never heard that...

[–]betterthanthee 5 points6 points ago

rsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrs

[–]kustomrtr 4 points5 points ago

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[–]Lhowon 0 points1 point ago

kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke

Ftfy.

[–]sciencifying 0 points1 point ago

[–]Launchy21 24 points25 points ago

That first 1/3 of the image is very weirdly shop'd. Should've been rotated a few degrees

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]tehordinary 0 points1 point ago

False

[–]gl77 18 points19 points ago

Well that's just plane funny!

[–]overside 8 points9 points ago

TIL planes are brazilian

[–]hellovaturnip 3 points4 points ago

[–]ThePhenix 7 points8 points ago

That's one fucking weird laugh.

[–]x755x 5 points6 points ago

I always imagine a murderer or rapist using that laugh. It just seems so devious and creepy.

[–]zac987 2 points3 points ago

Read with Seth Rogen's voice. Especially the laugh.

[–]stb14808 7 points8 points ago

Something something... just the tip.

[–]CrimsonSun99 1 point2 points ago

I give you /r/planeporn

[–]Iroquois-Pliskin 1 point2 points ago

The laughing I heard from the plane was the same from those fat asses in Streets of Rage 2.

[–]floopelian 1 point2 points ago

This made my day, thanks. :)

[–]Confusedandlost123 1 point2 points ago

why the fuck am I laughing so hard?

[–]BobSaget12345 0 points1 point ago

Jay Jay the jet plane

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I laughed too hard at this.

[–]destructograbme 0 points1 point ago

So who was plane?

[–]polktastic 0 points1 point ago

[–]derdepperte 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I had Patrick's voice from Spongebob in my head!

[–]stellarfury 0 points1 point ago

BEEP BEP

[–]SithGirly 0 points1 point ago

haha!! this was awesome

[–]IamaCoon 0 points1 point ago

How do you pronounce "huehueuheuhe"? I can't get it right in my head

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I've been going "hwee hwee hwee"

[–]bongsample 0 points1 point ago

9/11 is not a joke!

[–]mrpti 0 points1 point ago

this has to be the best way to laugh in text. HUEHUEHUEHUE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD NO THE BRAZILIANS. HIDE THE DOTA 2 USE/USW SERVERS.

[–]iPatjo 0 points1 point ago

that mid frame looks pretty hot

[–]lol2U 0 points1 point ago

Burgerpaul Would be pride

[–]warp_lord 0 points1 point ago

The straight-faced plane is so obviously photoshopped that I smiled at the world's naivety.

[–]Zamorak 0 points1 point ago

Fucking brazilian planes...

[–]marsasagirl 0 points1 point ago

The plane has a horrifying metallic voice that's going to be shrieking in my head for ages. What the fuck have you done to my brain?

[–]TheCrudMan 0 points1 point ago

Some quality photoshop on that first image there...

[–]kermth -2 points-1 points ago

I lol'd

[–]pkmonlover42 10 points11 points ago

I laughed, but it wasn't out loud. I guess I just L'd.

[–]ocealot 1 point2 points ago

How did you manage that?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Somehow reminds me of this guy

[–]BroLLie -2 points-1 points ago

the last cat was clearly thinking 'what the fuck guys'

[–]flashisflamable -1 points0 points ago

'Shopped.

[–]AlexCN98 -1 points0 points ago

HUEHUEHUEHUE BRBR GIBE MONI PLOX

[–]Notloc24 -1 points0 points ago

lol they bopped him on his nose XD

[–]Dat_Karmavore -5 points-4 points ago

Huehuehue? More like hueyhueyhuey, am i right?

[–]Kar98_Byf42 1 point2 points ago

Boy-oyoyoy-eing.

[–]Yakums -2 points-1 points ago

Downvotes for huehue

[–]bloodomen911 -3 points-2 points ago

Sexy Scooby Doo plane laughs FTW. <3

[–]Goldcut 3 points4 points ago

....What?

[–]Al89nut -3 points-2 points ago

Photoshop

[–]Baracuda7711 -3 points-2 points ago

fuckin brazilians