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[–]SadPenguin 724 points725 points ago

The fuck?!?!! Seriously, what the FUCK is this ritual?! How is that legal?!

[–]murderous_rage 165 points166 points ago

HEY! RESPECT MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS THAT NEVER HURT ANYONE!

[–]excommunicated 143 points144 points ago

I wish they would respect my belief that blowing infants is wrong.

[–]BangsNaughtyBits 172 points173 points ago

It's legal because the man that does it has managed to get others to call him rabbi (or father, or reverend, of lama...)

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[–]AnonTheTerrible 244 points245 points ago

To be fair, the Dalai Lama is actually a pretty cool guy. He doesn't suck baby dick at all.

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[–]AnonTheTerrible 70 points71 points ago

Still no baby dick in there, unlike Catholics and Jews and Muslims

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[–]FacsimilousSarcasm 17 points18 points ago

I only suck fully matured dick.

[–]excommunicated 25 points26 points ago

Gotta have standards.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

The current Dalai Lama was not part of that and frequently seeks to change the doctrine to prevent what the previous Lamas did from happening again.

[–]technicallynottrue 4 points5 points ago

but its the same guy reincarnated or so they say.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Too true muchacho. Though we all know that's technically not true ;)

[–]BangsNaughtyBits 1 point2 points ago

That's very likely true. But if they did, then they would either find a way to justify it or else drop some awesome Kung-Fu moves on the child sucker and kick his ass.

And with the prevalence of eunuchs that used to exist in that culture, there is/was a somewhat radical version of genital mutilation going on that the jews aren't quite approaching.

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[–]ShadesChild 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, the Dalai Lama is way overrated. If you learn more about his past, you'll find that he is NOT a pacifist.

[–]velkyr 69 points70 points ago

Look like the vatican needs to come up with a new ritual. It's not "raping little boys", it's "Getting them ready to bend over for God"

[–]excommunicated 44 points45 points ago

He'll come unto you.

[–]Gator117 37 points38 points ago

He'll cum into you.

[–]Lonelan 18 points19 points ago

Those guys are Rabbis. That means Jewish.

Nothing to do with the vatican.

[–]velkyr 48 points49 points ago

I was making a comparison. If jewish rabbi's can suck a baby's penis and claim religious rights, the vatican can rape little boys and claim religious rights.

Both are preposterous. Both should be 100% illegal. Both should be labeled as sex offenders.

[–]Lonelan 12 points13 points ago

And the parents that allow this to happen?

[–]velkyr 32 points33 points ago

They should be liable just as a parent who knows someone is raping their child and does nothing to stop it would be liable.

[–]Kozimix 3 points4 points ago

well catholic priests raping young kids is illegal, just that the vatican and governments all over the world don't do shit about it.

[–]velkyr 3 points4 points ago

It begs the question: If parents can be held liable for allowing their kids to be abused and not reporting it, why can't the government.

[–]porkmaster 1 point2 points ago

that's rabbi pedobear to you!

[–]excommunicated 383 points384 points ago

You see, this is why reposts aren't a bad thing. Here is someone that hadn't heard about the gay birth-blowjob nonsense.

[–]animalcub 52 points53 points ago

I had heard of it before, but seeing the my mental image come true is unsettling.

EDIT: As I look in the picture no one looks like an orthodox Jew, is this a thing in less crazy Jew circles too?

[–]excommunicated 64 points65 points ago

Don't forget, it's a bloody gay birth blowjob on a newborn. A fun bit of icing for that mental image.

Edit: I feel that needs a visual aid. :)

[–]clockworkdiamond 60 points61 points ago

Bloody gay birth blowjob on a newborn. Now illegal in Germany. How in the fuck this legal anywhere?

[–]V838_Mon 13 points14 points ago

It is legal here in the 'states because of our first constitutional amendment. Seems you can suckle on some baby dick, endangering the child of contracting an often fatal STD, so long as you do it in the name of some supernatural entity or another. We also have lots of people into "Christian science" (hell of an oxymoron) that endanger their children by praying over every illness or injury, rather than seeking medical attention.

[–]BBQCopter 20 points21 points ago

...Jewish conspiracy?

[–]briandilley 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]Izawwlgood 16 points17 points ago

No, it is not a thing in the vast majority of Jewish circles. It's really only a thing in the ultra-orthodox insane Jewish circles.

[–]animalcub 5 points6 points ago

Why aren't they wearing crazy clothes then? I demand answers from you.

[–]devophill 8 points9 points ago

Ultra-Orthodox ≠ Hasidim.

[–]Izawwlgood 12 points13 points ago

Are you kidding? They've got like four pieces of religious garb on, and are gathering in a house of 'talk to the wizard in the sky' as they ritualistically cut off a piece of a babies penis because someone told them to do it about 6,000 years ago. What part of this doesn't scream 'craziest of the crazy' to you?

[–]CharlieTango 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]ShanaC 2 points3 points ago

they're modern orthodox or dati. It isn't a group that does metitzah b'peh, which makes the image all levels of incorrect.

[–]sje118 248 points249 points ago

This isn't gay, this is pedophilia. There's nothing wrong with two consenting adults of the same gender performing acts upon one another. What we see here is mutilation done by a pedophile.

[–]excommunicated 112 points113 points ago

It is same-sex pedophilia. I'm not making a jab at homosexuals any more than I'm making a jab at blowjobs. In fact, I'm a big fan of blowjobs.

[–]STRONTPIZZA 72 points73 points ago

This isn't gay, this is child molesting. There's nothing wrong with two consenting adults of the same gender performing acts upon one another. What we see here is mutilation done by a child molester.

FTFY

[–]racas 10 points11 points ago

Serious questions here: is there a difference between a pedophile and a child molester? Is the former a person attracted to children who simply hasn't done a sexual act with one yet?

[–]Izzamort 33 points34 points ago

Yes, and you don't have to feel sexual urges toward children to molest one. That rabbi probably isn't sexually excited by what he's doing, but it is molestation.

[–]Lawtonfogle 1 point2 points ago

This isn't gay, this is child molesting. There's nothing wrong with two consenting individuals of similar age and maturity of the same or opposite gender performing acts upon one another. What we see here is mutilation done by a child molester.

FTFY Places that punish two children for sexually experimenting are as screwed up as places the punish consensual adult relationships.

[–]Seawer 24 points25 points ago

This isn't paedophilia. It might have began millennia ago with one paedophilic 'genius' creating a ritual, but as it is now- it is a ritual. An ancient tradition. I'm not saying that the man performing the act isn't a paedophile, but just because your societal/cultural norms would define it as you have doesn't mean that's what it is.

That said, I agree that I would never let my child be subject to any ritual like this. Oh, and I agree about the mutilation. Germany has the right idea [edit] about banning circumcision [fair one, greginnj], eh?

[–]greginnj 23 points24 points ago

Germany has the right idea, eh?

Can we just clarify here by adding the words ..."about banning circumcision", please?

[–]ScomberomorusCavalla 14 points15 points ago

I hadn't heard of this until now, either. I think my respect for Jews just went down about 96%.

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 11 points12 points ago

A vast majority of Jews have literally never heard of this crap.

[–]KMFDM781 1 point2 points ago

+1

[–]felipec 28 points29 points ago

Religion is a trumpcard, haven't you heard?

[–]MrPadofPaper 15 points16 points ago

...about the bird.

[–]AppleBlossom63 3 points4 points ago

What?

[–]Liokae 3 points4 points ago

Haven't you heard about the bird? The bird's the word.

[–]gatodo 1 point2 points ago

This sounds like a line from an informational, musical PSA from the 80s.

[–]MFJeremias 9 points10 points ago

Thats legal because its under the guise of "religion". Its the only way a guy sucking the blood and skin left from a circumcision in a baby´s penis not considered extremely, extremely bizarre.

[–]MichelleyMarie 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. I think I'm going to throw up.

[–]horribledad 60 points61 points ago

It is legal because people are terrified of being labeled anti-Semites.

Like how much of this subreddit is terrified of being labeled Islamophobes.

[–]jeannaimard 24 points25 points ago

Oh yeah?

Mohammed is a pedophile.

There.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

There is no need to bash Judaism or Islam over the actions of extremists. That just alienates people

What you do is follow Germany's model: make individual acts of cruelty or inhumanity illegal. Ban infant circumcision.

Some EU countries are attempting to ban halal / kosher slaughter (hanging an animal upside down and slitting its throat, letting it bleed to death). I support this also.

One by one moderates will wake up to the fact that many tenets of their religion are simply barbaric.

When you have an extremist muslim dad who murders his daughter in a western country, or an orthodox rabbi gets caught harassing or assaulting a woman because he is a sexist piece of shit, it just helps the cause. Again moderates realize what an antiquated relic their religion really is.

Religion can't be forced out of a population but you can slowly condition people into non-practice, and then it will atrophy away into nothing

[–]Viniguez487 22 points23 points ago

Death of religion by attrition without openly voiced dissent of their craziest tenets? Moderate or extremists, the abrahamic religions are themselves sources of violence and intolerance. I say publicly and openly bash the hell of these crazy ideas. Hate the religion not the followers.

Edit: woops

[–]Solo413 13 points14 points ago

um circumcision is not done by extremists , its done by rabbi, standard form, normal rabbi... stop defending it.. stop apologizing about it.

[–]WifeOfMike 2 points3 points ago

The problem is that even though it is illegal, things like this would probably still happen.

[–]hat678 2 points3 points ago

but at least some of the criminals would be held responsible.

[–]ZeraskGuilda 12 points13 points ago

About the bit on slaughter.. You left something out that actually reveals it is a relatively humane way to slaughter animals for food..

Yes, the animal is suspended by it's hind legs to allow the blood to drain. The knife is also supposed to be kept sharp enough to split a hair lengthwise, so as to keep the animal from feeling as much pain.

One is also supposed to cut all the way to the vertebral column and do so as quickly as possible.

The animal is delirious due to hanging upside down, and with gravity acting as an aid, death is rather quick in coming.

There actually is a difference in Kosher/Halal meat versus Goy/Haram meat.. With the blood being drained as quickly, it doesn't have as much time to clot internally, and it's relative painlessness means that the meat doesn't retain the rather iron/coppery taste of adrenaline.

I'm neither Jewish nor Muslim, although I am a religious person (Relax. My folk are all a bunch of nature, literature, and science worshipers. And all my deities claim to do is watch and see what we'll do next.)

I am trying to obtain halal (and later, Kosher) certification so that I may eventually open a restaurant that allows people of all faiths (or lack thereof) to come in and enjoy the same convenience that folks without dietary restrictions have. And without having to worry about their food.

[–]ratajewie 4 points5 points ago

This is the first time I've ever seen anything like this. I've been to brit milahs and they're all pretty standard. What the fuck is this guy doing???

[–]heartbbeat 6 points7 points ago

Because they're scared of reprisal from Jewish communities. It is a perfect example of how Jewish customs are given special consideration in the U.S.

Join us over at /r/Intactivists

[–]mental405 304 points305 points ago

We cant all grow up to be astronauts. Some of us have to set our sights on mutilating and sucking baby dick for a living.

[–]yousirnaime 109 points110 points ago

[–]Flat_out_no_lube 161 points162 points ago

Atheism: reaffirmed.

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 13 points14 points ago

Yeah seriously... I just can't understand why any one would want to be anything else...

[–]tiredofhiveminds 11 points12 points ago

Fear of death, frustration at a perceived state of societal corruption, youthful indoctrination, desire to pass a moral compass to their children, a need for authority, a feeling of being forever alone, peer pressure, security. To name a few reasons.

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 11 points12 points ago

any good reasons?

[–]PintoTheBurninator 77 points78 points ago

Why do some many 'men of god' end up sucking little boy's junk?

[–]excommunicated 16 points17 points ago

Well, the Muslim faiths focus more on little girls. Here's Mohammad's views on the subject.

[–]aussie_tene 30 points31 points ago

Any background story or link to the article by any chance

[–]FishBonePendant 33 points34 points ago

Jesus disco-dancing Christ, "the practice could move underground"?

Could you imagine it? Parents taking newborns to alleyways behind strip-clubs so that their religious circumcision could involve penis sucking? No, I can't either.

[–]JediMasterSam 5 points6 points ago

That's a little over the top. It would just happen in someone's house.

[–]HelterSkeletor 1 point2 points ago

But...you just did.

[–]jakeorin 3 points4 points ago

"..prompting parents to consider..' Oh fucking right. I forgot it was still their choice of whether their child gets to be mutilated or not. Plus one for herpes, also.

[–]aussie_tene 2 points3 points ago

Thank you kindly

[–]LocalMadman 224 points225 points ago

I lost a lot of respect for Judaism when I found out the Rabbis suck little boys penises. I don't care what religious mumbo-jumbo they use to justify it. That's just fucked up.

[–]FreeFromChrist 110 points111 points ago

For what it's worth, they don't all do that.

[–]excommunicated 89 points90 points ago

Do the rest of them speak out against the practice?

Honest question. If I was to ask the general person in the religion, be it in Israel, new york, where ever... would they say "Yeah, thats messed up, we need to stop the practice" or "It's just their way"?

Because if they're defending it, they're just as bad. And if they don't know about it, they should.

[–]falcors-tick-remover 85 points86 points ago

Yes they do...even the very orthodox do...this practice is regarded as insane

[–]excommunicated 44 points45 points ago

Sooooooo, what's keeping this legal?

[–]Cameltoezors 10 points11 points ago

"Religious freedom". I would think molestation laws would outweigh it. Especially with all the herpes.

[–]vaiperu 31 points32 points ago

Ask the Germans!

No really, they made this sick crazy shit illegal.

[–]TheNebster 10 points11 points ago

I think it's the Jewish extremists/fundamentalists that abide completely and utterly by old practices. The Judaism I was exposed to disregarded older customs that were not up to date with the times (such as separating men and women in Synagogue). That being said I am not religious at all by any means and I know it's somewhat hypocritical.

[–]ShanaC 5 points6 points ago

Chareidim vote en bloc. The leadership already blocks people from going to the police about child abuse. With Metzizah b'peh, they went to the health authorities and said they would basically start preaching to not go to hospitals, etc. anymore.

Big issue since said same communities are also afraid of vaccinations (rockland county has had major mumps outbreaks. It is also an area with large groups of ultra orthodox jewish people). because of the density of the brooklyn community, the health authorities made a tradeoff of babies infection rates do to metzizah (it is still low) compared to say mumps outbreaks.

[–]Your_Funny_Uncle 14 points15 points ago

I was raised Jewish and my whole family is still Jewish, and I nor any of my family members even knew about this sick practice.

[–]Cameltoezors 1 point2 points ago

Why would any parent allow this?

[–]excommunicated 10 points11 points ago

Tradition, ignorance, religion, community, and the status quo?

[–]iamnotfromtexas90 12 points13 points ago

For what it's worth, only a tiny few do. still fucked up

[–]flip69 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, it doesn't matter.. **they engage in genital mutilation of infants!**

They back up the same religion that condones the penis sucking and herpies killing of the same babies... as well as teaching and passing along bronze age myths and legends as facts to impressionable youth (in the same way they were themselves abused as kids).

Lets call a spade a spade and stop letting people have this shield of insanity to protect them from their abuses.

[–]JaronK 31 points32 points ago

Let's be very clear: this is the extremist wing of Judaism. Saying you lost a lot of respect when you found out Rabbis do this is like saying you lost a lot of respect for Christianity when you found out Priests play with poisonous snakes. The vast majority don't, they think it's stupid, and often actively campaign against doing so.

Most Jewish circumcisions (by far and away the vast majority) are by trained people who use actual medical knowledge and training, and do it with modern medical technique. No damn dick sucking.

[–]TheNebster 13 points14 points ago

I know it's already been said, but i have to reiterate the point: this is not a common practice. I don't know of the exact percentage of briss' that involve this kind of sick shit but I guarantee it's by no means even near the majority. I was raised Jewish and I have never seen or heard of anything like this going on (the first I've heard of it was through this subreddit) even though I know I live in a metropolitan bubble.

[–]iamriot 9 points10 points ago

Uhh, Judaism is just as brutal and heartless as Islam in most regards. Of the Abrahamic religions they are the most similar.

Here is some excerpts from the Talmud that condone Pedophilia.

"A maiden three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by ) coition,(sexual intercourse)~Sanhedrin, 55b

Pederasty with a child below nine years of age is not deemed as pederasty with a child above that. Pederasty with a child below three years is not treated as with a child above that.~Sanhedrin 54b

When a grown up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing, for when the girl is less than this (6), it is as if one puts the finger in the eye.

(7), but when a small boy has intercourse with a grown up woman, he makes her as `a girl who is injured by a piece of wood' ".Kethuboth, 11a-11b

(footnotes) "(5). Lit., says'. (6) Lit.,here', that is, less than three years old. (7) Tears come to the eyes again and again, so does virginity come back to the little girl under three years."

http://halakhah.com/sanhedrin/sanhedrin_54.html#PARTb

[–]LocalMadman 3 points4 points ago

I gave the Jewish Fundementalists a pass for too long for no real reason. This is just the "wait, this shit is fucked up too" moment for me.

[–]BuddhistNudist987 92 points93 points ago

Everyone in the audience is just so "ho hum" about this. How come pigs are unclean animals but cutting open someone's penis without proper knowledge of surgery and then sucking on it isn't considered unsanitary?

[–]excommunicated 132 points133 points ago

Religion's a hell of a drug.

[–]Esuma 29 points30 points ago

I'll stick with trees, thank you very much.

[–]excommunicated 7 points8 points ago

pff... total nonsense.

When you're stoned you know the burning bush that's talking to you isn't REALLY talking to you. Pot is like "make believe" crazy.

I get it though, some people can't handle harder drugs.

[–]Esuma 6 points7 points ago

depends a lot on the drug, I'm experimenting with buddhism now, to see if I can handle it

[–]JimmyMac80 11 points12 points ago

Buddhism is a gateway religion.

[–]excommunicated 27 points28 points ago

I know... first it's Buddhism, and you're being good because of karma... then it's wiccan and you're being good because it's 3x karma... and then it's a rough Judeo/Christian and you're being good because you're going to be rewarded when you die... and then it's full blown religion and you're blowing babies on a street corner to keep god from getting angry at you.

tl;dr - Buddhism directly causes you to suck bloody newborn dick.

[–]vaiperu 10 points11 points ago

Best TL;DR ever.

[–]Blindocide 14 points15 points ago

yeah uhhh... what the fuck?

[–]Lovebeard 25 points26 points ago

"Oh, yeah, please suck my baby's little baby dick. That is exactly something that I want to have happen. No, no, I want the oldest most experienced guy you've got to suck my baby's dick. I want his long beard to tickle the shit out of him."

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAS HAPPENED.

[–]Sirenallure 23 points24 points ago

It's shit like this that made me not just an atheist but anti-theist..

[–]sprjrx 17 points18 points ago

I try really hard to remain a simple Agnostic Atheist, but they make it so MOTHER FUCKING DIFFICULT to not be an anti-theist some times...

[–]CrunkCoco 11 points12 points ago

Errrrrrrrm what? Fuck tradition this is wrong.

[–]whydoirocksohard 28 points29 points ago

FYI - As a traditional Jewish guy... that shit is fucked up. 99% of Jews are not cool with that. Color me ashamed.

[–]psychonautilius 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure this has never happened in any Reform, Conservative, or Modern Orthodox congregations.

[–]jayr5point5 18 points19 points ago

Is he...? With the babies...?

[–]imnotlegolas 21 points22 points ago

You were...pretending you were doing it?

[–]offal_jim_jam 8 points9 points ago

I have long thought that a shirt with the caption "Baby's First Blowjob" was fitting for after this ritualistic pecker sucking. Would probably be regarded as in bad taste though.....and speaking of bad tastes, you hear the one about the rabbi with the mouth full of baby penis blood?

[–]SquawCreek 7 points8 points ago

Religion is a cancer on humanity.

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[–]MichaelSqualiber 41 points42 points ago

They don't allow old man on baby porn at your place of business?

[–]Sterlingz 9 points10 points ago

You can't fire me over my religious beliefs, fuck you!

[–]N8CCRG 6 points7 points ago

From wikipedia:

In addition to milah (the actual circumcision) and priah, mentioned above, the Talmud mentions a third step, metzitzah, or squeezing some blood from the wound. As opposed to milah, a Divine law, and priah, a Rabbinic law, metzitzah is a Rabbinic injunction meant to protect the health of the baby: As understood by medical science of the time, this would prevent infection.

...

Less commonly practiced, and more controversial, is metzitzah b'peh, (alt. mezizah), or oral suction,where the mohel sucks blood from the circumcision wound, on the baby's penis.

There's a bit more detail in there about it as well.

[–]Izawwlgood 45 points46 points ago

I'm fairly certain this will be downvoted, but, just to put it out there, most circumcisions do NOT include the blood sucking part. As in, in my 28 years, I have never once in my life met a single individual who even knew someone who knew someone who had this performed. It's only done by the craziest of the ultra-orthodox.

So, yes, it's disgusting and unsanitary and there's zero reason to allow it, but it's not even remotely common practice.

[–]sultanblender 11 points12 points ago

As in, in my 28 years, I have never once in my life met a single individual who even knew someone who knew someone who had this performed.

Does it come up often? "Hello, how are you, the name's John. Ever heard of someone getting their bloody infant dick sucked by a rabbi?"

[–]wimmyjales 26 points27 points ago

Oh, okay. Just as long as the baby penis cutting practice doesn't include blowing them, then everythings cool.

Edit: Came out angrier than I meant it. Dialing back sarcasm... done.

[–]Izawwlgood 7 points8 points ago

Lets get angry about one thing at a time. I'm not suggesting that circumcision is an ok thing. I'm pointing out that the blood sucking part of it is not a common practice. If you want to debate something, do it rationally, instead of by fixating on the absolute worst aspects of it that could somewhere happen.

[–]RepostThatShit 15 points16 points ago

I'm not suggesting that circumcision is an ok thing.

I think it's a completely okay thing... to do to a consenting adult man.

[–]Cameltoezors 5 points6 points ago

One baby dying is enough for me. Especially over something completely unnecessary.

[–]DuttyWine 4 points5 points ago

Adding a source for the total number of these kind of circumcisions recorded:

http://theweek.com/article/index/228992/should-extreme-orthodox-jewish-circumcision-be-illegal

The total number is 3-4,000 a year. The total Jewish population in the U.S. is between 5-6 million. The practice is extremely rare.

That said, this form of circumcision should be banned.

[–]fknrat 4 points5 points ago

Way to suck a baby's dick and give him herpes, leading to death, religious leader and bastion of moral values!

[–]causeiwanna 9 points10 points ago

Is the sucking done after every circumsition or just in smaller circles of Judaism?

[–]nhhow 18 points19 points ago

Just in the super-duper-trooper-mega-extra-crazy Orthodox.

[–]DuttyWine 4 points5 points ago

3-4,000 of these kind of circumcisions per year total. Out of 5-6 million Jews in the US, hundreds of thousands (if not over a million) orthodox Jews, those practicing this are a very small group.

http://theweek.com/article/index/228992/should-extreme-orthodox-jewish-circumcision-be-illegal

Should still be banned.

[–]Unikraken 9 points10 points ago

Jews: Please stop giving babies blowjobs.

[–]rootSince2008 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck is this? It's also disturbing that this case hasn't been reported for 6 months. What kind of parents don't report their child being killed!?

[–]vdigi6 3 points4 points ago

Okay...moral issues aside, I almost puked.

[–]SlowHotWind 4 points5 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK I would PUNCH this guy in his fucking throat until he died.

[–]mrducky78 7 points8 points ago

I tried getting this around on Yahoo answers by asking thought provoking answers.

Apparently "Jews sucking blood out of freshly cut baby dicks to give them herpes" sets off filters and got 3rd account banned after the 4th submission that night.
How unforunate.

[–]mksmothers[!] 10 points11 points ago

I blame this on the parents as well. Before my son was born they asked me if we wanted to circumcise our son. I was appalled that a nurse would actually ask me that. Without hesitation I said "There is no way anyone is going to mutilate my son." My wife was pissed as we didn't discuss it, but damn, what is there to discuss?

[–]Wintymoot 4 points5 points ago

See when my son was born they pushed me to have it done, even sent in two nurses to tell me that the other boys would laugh at him in the locker room when he got older. Shitty arguments arent going to persuade me to let someone take a knife to my child when hes just days old..he can make that decision for himself imo.

[–]Iamaleafinthewind 7 points8 points ago

So, if you wanted to know where the blood libel about Jews eating infants came from ... going to guess shit like this, with Rabbis looking like fucking vampires slurping baby blood and winding up with it on their lips and face while said baby is screaming bloody murder ... this may have something to do with it.

Imagine being some decent person in BC times, you are walking along, hear a baby screaming, rush through a door and see the biggest WTF your Medieval self has ever seen.

Also, this post belongs in /r/WTF It is the most disgusting stuff I've seen this week, and that's saying quite a lot, given that I have been reading the TX GOP platform document.

Edit: taking advice, calling it "Medieval". :)

[–]sasasasumna 3 points4 points ago

As a Jew, I've never seen this happen before. Ive heard of this practice in very religious (aka fundie) communities but it is nonetheless disgusting and those that practice this are an embarrassment to humanity.

[–]porkmaster 5 points6 points ago

I remember reading about this before, but how is it that pics of old dudes sucking baby dicks haven't found more mainstream attention? people couldn't get enough Sandusky, but this is "religion".

[–]brand0bot 3 points4 points ago

Cytomegalovirus is a form of herpes which ~90% of the population has been infected with at some point. However, if an infant has the disease congenitally there is a 5% mortality rate and if they do survive, some 50% have birth defects. - Learned this in clinical immunology the past semester.

[–]greenash4 3 points4 points ago

Alright, I'm Jewish and all I have to say about this is WHAT THE FUCK. I have never even heard of this... I would like to say though, as an attempt to put Jews in a better light- don't hold us all accountable for the crazy ultra-orthodox people. The rest of us Jews think they're crazies too.

[–]Whenindoubtpullout 2 points3 points ago

So if you were an atheist and did that how many years in jail would you spend? But if you have a belief and its your religion well then go right ahead...

[–]MissMissylou 3 points4 points ago

My face went from :O to ಠ_ಠ. This is fucking disgusting.

[–]Deosl 3 points4 points ago

You mean you can have both mutilation and molestation at the same time?

Religion is glorious!

[–]tacotrucker 11 points12 points ago

Jew here. This is in no way standard operating procedure. I'd say 99.9% of Jews would find this despicable. Using this as evidence against Judaism is irrational and just as bad as saying a car-bomber represents the beliefs of all Muslims.

[–]porkmaster 14 points15 points ago

yeah yeah. but the dick suckers use religion to back their actions just like the car bombers do.

without religion, people would have to take personal responsibility for what they did instead of " it's what the magic book told me to do"...

[–]animelav 6 points7 points ago

holy fuck!

[–]Dicky1893 12 points13 points ago

That's exactly how the baby got the herpes.

[–]Lobotomus_Prime 4 points5 points ago

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

No, seriously. What the fuck did I just see/read?

Excuse me while I go vomit. Hopefully someone has an answer by the time the retching stops.

[–]pimp_swagga 5 points6 points ago

"Metzitzeh B'peh!" Sounds like the sound a normal person would make if they ever got baby dick blood in their mouth.

[–]jkchrvt 6 points7 points ago

I was a Jew. Then I attended my cousins briss.

[–]BlackSuN42 2 points3 points ago

Thanks mom and dad I like the tip.

[–]AmyDangerous 2 points3 points ago

I don't like this. I don't like this one bit.

[–]vivifortunia 2 points3 points ago

Whoah, we go after religions but we DO NOT go after vampires.

[–]davegri 2 points3 points ago

I live in Israel and grew up in a jewish family and have literally never heard of this, metziza bapeh just translates to suction with mouth. Is this a jewish-american thing?

[–]druking1 2 points3 points ago

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!?!?!?!?! FUCK THIS PLANET

[–]wargrunt 2 points3 points ago

I believe that is a picture of hip-hop star Drake at his brit milah. YOLO

[–]ajs93 2 points3 points ago

Fuck this. What the fuck.

[–]DrascaL 2 points3 points ago

I'm not normally a fan of religion bashing but this is majorly fucked up.

[–]yourfrigginguide 8 points9 points ago

You know I kinda think that this ritual was made so that the priests could have gay pedophilia without the backlash. It's the only reasonable explanation there is.

[–]excommunicated 7 points8 points ago

The "Reasoning" behind it is that saliva is supposed to help cuts close... which does have some (only in the technical sense) support scientifically. There are enzymes which help the healing process in saliva. HOWEVER... the reality is that the human mouth is a pathogen filled hell.

Seriously. Buy some agar plates, touch your tongue to them, and let that bitch sit over night (in a warm place, like your mouth is). Hell, brush your teeth first if you want. Shit will grow on there that you don't want to think about. S. aureus, Strep A and B, Neisseria (both the kind that causes gonorrhea and the kind that causes meningitis), influenza, proteus... and this isn't on some hobo's mouth, this is likely whats in YOUR mouth. Your body keeps it in check.

I'd rather be shanked with a rusty knife than bit by a human.

[–]lilgreenrosetta 7 points8 points ago

What the FUCK you stone age barbarian monsters? Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of bizarre cult are you guys in? Get your goddamn filthy hands off these innocent babies and stop mutilating them without their consent.

[–]420butfuk 4 points5 points ago

What.the.fuck

[–]iamriot 6 points7 points ago

I know this will not get anywhere near the top but it has to be said. Regardless of this being practiced by mainstream Judaism or not, regardless of it's frequency, Judaism is a religion that deserves just as much criticism as any other and is distinguishable from racism. It should not be safe from criticism out of fear of being labeled a biggot, racist, nazi, anti-semite, etc.

Disliking someone because they are Jewish is wrong. Disliking a Jewish person because he practices a bigoted, archaic and brutal religion, is not.

[–]olmsjesse 3 points4 points ago

am i understanding this correctly,they sucked the baby's "who ha" for a ritual and he died of herpes? what fuckk!

[–]Reddit_ruined_memes 2 points3 points ago

Not only do little boys not get the right to choose what happens with their foreskin. They also get blowjobs as babies by old men, against their will.

[–]havesometea1 1 point2 points ago

what in the hell?

[–]ANDYBIERSACK 1 point2 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK

[–]Ben_FTW 1 point2 points ago

How common is this practice? I hadn't ever heard of it.

[–]asterysk 1 point2 points ago

CANNOT UN-SEE!!

[–]Skeetwad 1 point2 points ago

So these guys aren't offended when someone tells them to go suck a bloody baby dick?

[–]CmonTouchIt 1 point2 points ago

As a Jew, this is fucking revolting. I had no clue this happens...

[–]ca990 1 point2 points ago

http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/std/std-bris.shtml

how in the fuck is this allowed?

[–]Taniria 1 point2 points ago

WHAT....THE....FUCK!?

[–]Misanthroat 1 point2 points ago

Would posting this pic be considered CP?

[–]HowLongChong 1 point2 points ago

What else is fucking crazy? The fact that that rabbi actually had fucking herpes when he did this.

[–]Ovreel 1 point2 points ago

Read about this in Hitch's Book

[–]dildo_cd0 1 point2 points ago

I have even more contempt for the Jewish religion now. Can we have a bash Judaism day?

BTW, I don't remember this sucking bit from the Seinfeld episode...

[–]Mishka987 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me this is photoshopped..

[–]nevermorebe 1 point2 points ago

... so yeah, we're the assholes for acting a bit snotty about our atheism, not the barbarians that cut off part of a baby and perform fellatio on him causing some of them to die ... we should link to this in every "atheists are such pricks" post from now on. The day I'll respect religion is the day that I stop reading the shit that goes wrong in the world because of it.

[–]McFeely_Smackup 1 point2 points ago

I bet after a lot of Rabbi's got punched in the face by some really pissed off dads, they started warning people about the ritual.

I wonder how that conversation goes?

[–]joecorso37 1 point2 points ago

This is so disturbing. I don't get how any belief system or tradition can make any sane person believe this is alright to do.

[–]Popcom 1 point2 points ago

Legal child molestation....amazing what you can do in the name of religion.

[–]TheVidNerd 1 point2 points ago

Wait...did he just give an infant a blowjob?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'm just gonna put this out there...under no circumstances, circumcision or not, should anyone EVER put their filthy goddamn mouth on an infants penis. WTF?!?

[–]Heyitschum 1 point2 points ago

I hope the poor little guy pees in his mouth.

[–]LucifersCounsel 1 point2 points ago

Only a fucking religion could have come up with such a procedure.

Also, isn't that sexual assault? I'm pretty sure the rapist can't say "Oh I was just performing a religious ceremony".

[–]abbiistabbii 1 point2 points ago

FUCKING RELIGION!

[–]TorqueBandit 1 point2 points ago

This should be NSFW! SHIT

[–]Novensu 1 point2 points ago

Are you sure this is Jewish? I thought it was just Catholic priests that were child cocksuckers.

[–]blue_oxen 1 point2 points ago

circumcision is genital mutilation and should be outlawed until the person is of age to give consent.

[–]Entertainmentt 1 point2 points ago

It's funny because it would be a considered sin if the baby was a full grown adult

[–]Nallenbot 1 point2 points ago

There is a ringing sound in my head like I've been hit with a metal pole. Are you telling me they suck the baby's penis? Is that what I'm learning here at 31. They put a baby's penis in their mouth and everyone is like, "Sure."?