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[–]jkwah 52 points53 points ago

[–]delyapple 1 point2 points ago

I compare this to a kiss from a rose on the grey. Which I think is good. Yes.

[–]SirDiego 0 points1 point ago

Was just about to do this...

[–]erikcasey 1 point2 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking. :) up vote!!!

[–]babiesloveboobies -1 points0 points ago

Sorry dude, no amount of biking can get the weird off your face.

[–]Wazowski 0 points1 point ago

[–]Tsuku 0 points1 point ago

Downvote, it's never lupus.

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[–]CUNTL0VER 0 points1 point ago

thanks faggotyass faggot. what a momma's boy.

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[–]CUNTL0VER 0 points1 point ago

next time indeed. Maybe next time you can suck my balls! :D

[–]CUNTL0VER 0 points1 point ago

you never responded back. did you want to suck my balls or not?

[–]gamers_delight 1 point2 points ago

Only the 1000th time it's been reposted.

[–]FromaLand 4 points5 points ago

The first picture was odd, the second was otter.

[–]Goosie 3 points4 points ago

The first ten times I saw this picture on Reddit it was funny, now it's just annoying.

[–]mardfet 3 points4 points ago

Gee, that makes for in June 2012. Hey, new repost record! Congrats!

[–]mitotajc 3 points4 points ago

Makes for what?

[–]UnknownSyhar 0 points1 point ago

[–]duhPheg 0 points1 point ago

I hate it when my retoast gets burned

[–]JesusLeftNut -1 points0 points ago

This comic has my seal of approval

[–]electricfoxx -1 points0 points ago

I hope he seals the deal.

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[–]so_carelessly_here 1 point2 points ago

It gets your fucking point across better, right?

[–]wakeupwill 1 point2 points ago

When you're dealing with sarcasm, it fucking is.

[–]Grammar_Nazi_Love -2 points-1 points ago

I understand completely that the seal does not find this useful; I've seen this repost a thousand times.

[–]chellylauren -1 points0 points ago

Yeah if I was that seal I wouldn't want it to be purple either.

[–]Alex_S_Harris -3 points-2 points ago

[–]LouSpudol -2 points-1 points ago

Some people should stay in school....

[–]fallenembers307 -2 points-1 points ago

My price is $30. Seal or no seal?

[–]yoghurt -2 points-1 points ago

ARRP! ARRP! ARRP! ARRP! ARRP! ARRP! ARRP! ARRP!

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[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 2 points3 points ago

omg i wan 2 met ur grandmo

[–]123comeonBaby 2 points3 points ago

*mit

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 2 points3 points ago

o ya thx

[–]Satans_pro_tips 4 points5 points ago

Hey lay off. Maybe English isn't his first language. Maybe he is typing with his face. Maybe he is on fire and is in a hurry. You don't know.