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[–]armthehomeless 11 points12 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Give a man a fish 0coms 9pts 1mo funny
A life lesson brought to you by Ron Swanson 70coms 1148pts 1mo funny
The World According To Ron Swanson 43coms 717pts 8mos funny
Sage advice 18coms 872pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]erikcasey 1 point2 points ago

Safe to say, we've got ourselves a repost! Get'em karma police!

[–]BrownSugah 0 points1 point ago

[–]Gaaahh 0 points1 point ago

Fishing is like relaxing like yoga but then at the end you get to kill something

[–]Calavera190 0 points1 point ago

...I have no idea who Ron Swanson is, but for some reason whenever I come across these I read them in a Cave Johnson voice...

[–]A_small_dog 0 points1 point ago

Give a man a fish, and he has food for the day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit on a boat and drink beer all day.

[–]gypsywhisperer 0 points1 point ago

That was my friend's yearbook quote this year.

[–]drizzl 0 points1 point ago

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

[–]ThatWarlock 0 points1 point ago

Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life

[–]BigDogSmallCar 0 points1 point ago

Fishing is hard.

[–]TheRealSammyG -2 points-1 points ago

Posted this a little while ago. Got no karma. http://i.imgur.com/u66nM.jpg

[–]alice_aslice -1 points0 points ago

Well iiii love it

[–]Analtraffic -2 points-1 points ago

This might be a repost, but it's still Ron and it's still awesome :)