BREAKING NEWS IN PHOENIX

alexmichael_asshole · 3 months

Ima pull a Buzz killington right now. Haha

So I live here in arizona, reason for the worry is because there has been homemade flash light bombs being made. I assume people Have been just dumping flashlights around town just to get kicks outta the media attention and worry.

Excuse my grammer if i spelled anything wrong.

henry82 · 3 months

As others have mentioned, someone has been placing small explosives in flashlights then leaving them around town. The natural reaction of most people is to pickup a flashlight and see if it works.

There was a thread on /r/flashlight about it.

operationhotbrother · 3 months

This is just because it's black.

bigbosswine · 3 months

There is a serial flashlight bomber in Phoenix right now people have actually been hurt.

meg-atron · 3 months

after 3 bombs were found in flashlights over the past few months, yes, this is a big deal. and to be found in a police station parking lot, it is suspicious.

emmettjes · 3 months

We've had two flashlight "bombs" found recently on the railroad. Scary thing is, what is the first thing you do when you pick up a flashlight?

J5892 · 3 months

Suspicious Flashlight

one_lonely_star · 3 months

Hello fellow Phoenicians! I hope they catch the people that are doing this and charge them with Domestic Terrorism. $5 says its a bored rich teenager.

Guess_The_Subreddit · 3 months

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c. /r/pics

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Murrabbit · 3 months

Oh I thought it was going to be about the 15 minutes of rain we had this afternoon.

redmachined · 3 months

Sadly, this flashlight bomb shit is probably the least fucked-up thing going on in the state.

StndardWhiteGuy · 3 months

I like Arizona.

StoicGunner · 3 months

Because it's black.

MaleCra · 3 months

I guess you could say we need to...

puts on glasses

Shed some light on this case.

YYYYYEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[deleted] · 3 months

i remember getting mass emails about these things because they were set home made bombs that would discharge if you turn them on and blow your hands right the fuck up.

skullins · 3 months

They are at it again...

kc_casey · 3 months

there have been a lot of crude bombs in flash lights recently in that area. several people were injured.

they put bombs in regular flashlight casings and hook it up to the on-off switch. when someone sees it and goes "oh, flashlight, let me see if it works", turns it on and boom!

so it was a big story for that area. sure, it looks funny when taken out of context.

John_um · 3 months

This wouldn't have happened if it was a white flashlight.

RealityIsMyReligion · 3 months

That flashlight is totally jaywalking...

quaite · 3 months

Shit gets real in the avenues...

VanillaMIlkshakes · 3 months

In my town there sits a lone shoe on a 50 mph road where those turning cannot run over nor the drivers going straight. So there it sits, and has been for months.

Edit: Wow, that came out a bit poetic.

LouWeed · 3 months

Well, it's a flashlight of color...

peacefulrevolution · 3 months

That would be funny if it ended up being a fleshlight.

BrainSlurper · 3 months

Watch it be a IED. Just watch. "Oh, it's just a flashlight they said. Pick it up they said"

spilledcheerio · 3 months

It's a portkey.

KindOldMan · 3 months

THAT FLASHLIGHT RAPED MY WIFE IN '74!

Sofachange · 3 months

What would unsuspicious look like?

Itziclinic · 3 months

The heat must be getting to them.

MonkeySpasms112 · 3 months

They probably want to check to see if it's there illegally or not

FloobLord · 3 months

Please, Please, PLEASE be a Fleshlight.

accountnotfound2 · 3 months

Is OP making fun of AZ because we have a person planting these around the city and donating them to the Salvation Army to hurt or kill people for fun?

Hessmix · 3 months

For the people that have no fucking clue what is going on. There has been a rash of bombings where flashlights have been used. When you turned the flashlight on it exploded.

thereal_mytwocents · 3 months

I am currently visiting my rents in Paradise Valley and I'm pretty sure if someone touched that flashlight, we'd be talking 3rd degree burns.

Bela138 · 3 months

602 in the mothafuckin house! Let's all get together and have some grub at carly's before heading out to the bikini lounge, you hipster bitches!

eak125 · 3 months

If you can't walk down the street and pick up a flashlight without having the bomb squad being called out, there's something seriously wrong with our culture.

Sigh... The terrorists have won.

FETUSdoctor · 3 months

I'm in az and this is an old story if I'm not mistaken. It happened about a month back.

SMUT_ADDICT · 3 months

Oh, I get it... the black flashlight is suspicious, but the white pole can loiter there all day. Racists.

coolwubla · 3 months

Came here to make a flesh light joke. Ctrl + F, 15 other people already have :-(

CyberSoldier8 · 3 months

Welcome to the post 9/11 world, where everything is a bomb.

Zeruss · 3 months

At first I thought it said "Suspicious Fleshlight".

nuworldblue · 3 months

Suspicious flashlight is suspicious.

fishbutt314 · 3 months

Its another terrorist plot like the athf led signs years ago.

HowardHughes · 3 months

That flashlight looks shady as fuck.

CaptainCraptastic · 3 months

I'm curious, could someone shed some light on this situation?

dikolaffub · 3 months

I lived there for nearly 40 years....yup, that's about right.

austin13ftw · 3 months

Why the fuck does everybody have to give terrorists more crazy bomb ideas.

roxtafari · 3 months

Some fucktard has been leaving explosive rigged flashlights at Goodwill's around Phoenix. Why the fuck would you bomb a Goodwill?

I think the bomber is using the old school 6V flashlights with the big battery bay though. ATF is running billboard ads here with those models.

Danigickle · 3 months

For once it's not Florida...

kellymcneill · 3 months

A couple weeks ago there was a bunch of news reports where flashlights sitting out in the open and on would explode when turned off. It was shown to be purposeful.

gameman1233 · 3 months

Witnesses say the light was illuminating the space around it before it turned off. The flashlight has been casing the surrounding areas if you have any tips on where the flashlight is or where it is please contact crime stoppers

thefence_ · 3 months

GET OUT OF MY TOWN http://imgur.com/e35ca

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