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[–]SimilarImage 4 points5 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week Exemus No love for my first ever cake day post? Release the Kraken! here 60 261
5 months hellobandit for my birthday reddit, i give you my favorite gif of all time. /r/gifs 13 141
6 months Swilcan Release the Kraken! /r/WTF 19 342

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[–]Phoebe5ell 0 points1 point ago

What is an old washed out kraken called? I'm asking because they used to call me the kraken in a MMO... Just worried about what they'll call me if I can't "sink ships" like a kraken. It's sooo much pressure, you think krakens can just kill at the command of a Titan? I mean let us destroy naturally, do you want beached kraken or dead ships?

[–]willrate 0 points1 point ago

At least that kid's parents don't have to worry about a college fund...

[–]Audreyu 0 points1 point ago

WHY, BABY, WHY??

[–]NeedAWittyName 0 points1 point ago

No matter how many times I see this posted, I crack up.

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[–]FecalTaco 1 point2 points ago

kept me giggling for a couple of minutes, so I think it fits nicely.